365 Ways to Throw Your Roommate Down

It's been almost a week since school started, and Han Keheng and Xiong Wu, who wanted to start, started the "Sweet Couple" mode to provide a lot of material for the BBS.Han Keheng knew it all, but he didn't tell Xiong Wu no matter what, and he always went online to save some photos of him and Xiong Wu that were taken.

Class cadres have also been produced long ago, Zhang Yilan became the class monitor as a matter of course, and the group secretary is a cute little girl from H city, with a strong Northeast accent but people can't understand what she is talking about.Xiong Wu became a sports committee member, while Xue Wen and Han Keheng were both jobless.

There are a lot of classes in the first semester of freshman year, but not as many as expected. At least there are no morning and evening self-study, which is very good.

Wang Yang told them that they must learn English, computer and Western economics well. These are all paving the way for the postgraduate entrance examination. Maybe there are only a few students left who can listen to them.The attendance rate on the first day is the highest, and there will be people skipping every class in the next class.

Han Keheng also wanted to skip class, but Xiong Wu would force him to get up to go to class every day. In addition, he also wanted to stay by Xiong Wu's side all the time. Han Keheng gritted his teeth and got up every day. classroom.

Xue Wen was also one of those skipping classes. Don't look at him getting up so quickly on the first day, but his nature was exposed the next day. He didn't want to get up again, so he skipped the first class.

For this, Xiong Wu was very helpless in his heart. He had no energy to take care of Xue Wen after taking care of Han Keheng.

In this way, from refreshed to lazy, the teachers who have taken business administration courses all said the same sentence——

"This is the worst class I have ever led! There are so many people who don't come to class!"

The final result is that Wu Huixue, the counselor, decided to focus on managing the business administration major. Every morning, she would come to check on attendance, and students who skipped classes or were late would be asked to talk.

For this, Han Keheng also thanked Xiong Wu, if it wasn't for Xiong Wu, he would have been asked to talk!

In the next few days, the attendance rate did get better. After three days in a row, all the students came to class, and the counselor disappeared.

College students are not like high school students. There are many people who don’t see you halfway through the class. Some people go out for half an hour in the name of going to the bathroom. I heard that some people go out to have breakfast and then come back to continue class, and some people just go out. Not coming back.

After going around and going around, the teachers who were in class didn't bother to care about it, and said, "It seems that you all don't want the usual points, just wait for the retake", and then really didn't care about it.The counselors gradually did not receive reports from the teachers in charge of the class, thinking that everything was normal so they would not always come to check attendance.

In the third week of school, Han Keheng also started to skip classes, not because Xiong Wu didn't want to take care of it, but because he was really helpless.

I can't wake up!Even if he wakes up, he will act like a baby and tell him that he doesn't want to go to class.What can he do?He is also very desperate!Han Keheng just relied on himself to spoil him, he was lawless!

But college can really change a person. For Xiong Wu, he has learned more vocabulary, Internet terms, and some things that sound unbelievable.He once thought about his feelings for Han Keheng, and he said he liked it, and he really liked it, but when he thought of love, he felt unacceptable.He is straight!How could it be possible to fall in love with someone of the same sex?In the end, he told himself that although Han Keheng was older than them, he knew that he was very favored at home, so he regarded Han Keheng as a younger brother who needed to be taken care of.

For three weeks, Xiong Wu and Han Keheng didn't quarrel again. Xiong Wu pampered Han Keheng unconditionally, and Han Keheng stopped being petty.

Xue Wen and Wang Jiawen always get together, sometimes Xue Wen will go to Wang Jiawen's bedroom, which makes Han Keheng very curious.

The students in the class are familiar with each other, and the life in the university is getting more and more interesting.

"Hey, the class group is talking about the English Test Band [-], are you going to sign up this time?"

On Wednesday night, because there was no class in the afternoon, he had been lying in bed all afternoon, and Xue Wen's lazy voice came from his bed.

Han Keheng was also lying on the bed, only Xiong Wu was sitting. Of course, Xiong Wu would never go to bed except to sleep.

"I won't apply this time." Xiong Wu said while reading his English book. "In the past few weeks, I have found that our English level is completely behind the level of local students. Even if we apply, we will fail the test. We will apply again next semester." Bar."

Indeed, although everyone has been admitted to the same university, the geographical issue divides everyone into different grades. The English proficiency of local students in City S is the highest, followed by City Z, and the rest belong to the simplest level. There are types that may not be understood.

Xiong Wu belongs to the last category, but he firmly believes that as long as he studies hard, everything is possible.

Han Keheng and Xue Wen have completely played off. They don't do their homework, don't read books, and don't go to class.

"I won't apply either. Even if I apply next semester, I probably won't pass the exam." Han Keheng's voice also came out.

Xiong Wu smiled and shook his head, "You guys just don't work hard."

"It's doable." Xue Wen sneered, "How hard are you? You're crazy, look at our dormitory, you love to study, Han Keheng is really pitiful, you don't like to study, and you just drag him every day Read a book."

Han Keheng echoed pitifully, "That's right, actually I can't read books at all."

"Then what about your exams? Do you really want to retake the exam?" Xiong Wu asked back.

The two shook their heads at the same time and looked at Xiong Wu, "Isn't there still you here?"

Heh, the relationship depends on him cheating.

Xiong Wu rolled his eyes, and said righteously, "Don't count on me, I have never had the habit of helping others cheat since I was a child, and I dare not."

"Damn it!" Hearing what Xiong Wu said, Xue Wen immediately burst out, "No way, brother?! You haven't cheated since you were a child? Your life is too boring!"

is that so?Xiong Wu thought about it, maybe.Because he has always been a good student, he never skipped classes, fought, drank, smoked, or even cheated.He still remembers the final exam in high school. Most of the people passed the exam because of cheating. He was the only one who insisted on doing it by himself, but he was the only one in the class who failed.

"What do you know? Some people are not naturally suitable for cheating." Xiong Wu was very helpless. Sometimes he really wanted to cheat, but whenever he had such thoughts, he felt sorry for his parents, teachers, and himself.He has always looked at cheaters with the mentality of "you will see the result in the college entrance examination". Although most of them did not enter the university, at least their grades at that time were better.

When you go to college, maybe no one will care about cheating.Xiong Wu thought, but there is no way, he just has a disturbed conscience and is easily discovered by the teacher.

"Okay, okay, we're not discussing studies now, are we?" Han Keheng said at the right time, he sat up, stepped onto Xiong Wu's bed and lay down, "When do you go to bed? Read English for a while before going to bed." chant."

Han Keheng feels that he is not the kind of unreasonable person, and he is also working hard from Xiong Wu's point of view.There are three people in their dormitory who don't like to study, one can imagine what kind of atmosphere it is, it is really not easy for Xiong Wu to insist on his own ideas under such conditions.Han Keheng thought, since Xiong Wu wants to take the postgraduate entrance examination, he should help him study hard, at least he can help Xiong Wu review what he has learned before going to bed.

"Hmm." Xiong Wu glanced at the watch in his hand. It was already eight o'clock. If you want to read English, you can still read it for an hour. By then, Han Keheng can still play games for two hours. "Now." After finishing speaking, Xiong Wu threw CET-[-] English vocabulary and college practical English books on the bed.

Then he climbed up and sat beside Han Keheng.

Xue Wen looked at the two people who were crowded together on the same bed with distaste. I don't know when Han Keheng especially liked to squeeze into Xiong Wu's bed and eat Xiong Wu's tofu in the name of reviewing.Although Xiong Wu didn't think there was anything wrong with it, Xue Wen really felt that it was abusive when he saw it. He was forced to eat this bowl of dog food!The most important thing is that there were several times when Han Keheng took a nap with Xiong and went to class together until dawn.

Xue Wen doesn't want to think about it anymore, he thinks human nature is so cold...

On the bed, Han Keheng also sat up cross-legged. He took out the college practical English book and turned to the vocabulary part of Lesson [-] and began to twitch.Xiong Wu answered fluently, stuck for a second or two from time to time, and could recall it after a small reminder.

Time passed quickly, and when he had memorized all the college practical English words, Han Keheng stopped his hands.

"Let's rest for a while, and then we'll learn the fourth-level vocabulary later." As he spoke, Han Keheng took out his phone.

The news of the class group is 99+ again. After reading the key points, Han Keheng looked at Xiong Wu, "Just memorizing words is useless, look at the link that the head teacher sent us to the real test, should we buy it together? "

Xiong Wu thought for a while and nodded, "Then buy it now and make it sooner."

Han Keheng immediately opened Taobao and downloaded three real test papers. After buying them, he smiled and looked at Xue Wen, who didn't know anything, "Xue Wen, I bought them for you too."

Xue Wen looked confused, and then jumped up all of a sudden, "I rely on you to drag me into the water! I don't plan to sign up for the next semester! Isn't this thing over before graduation!" Maybe Xue Wen The expression on his face was so sad and indignant that Han Keheng laughed out loud.

Xiong Wu looked at Han Keheng's smile and laughed along with it.

After laughing for a while, Han Keheng calmed down, but instead of locking the phone immediately, he turned on the beauty camera.

"Look, the class teacher in the group is asking if we have studied. Let's take a picture together and let her praise us." Han Keheng put his arm around Xiong Wu's shoulders, and then put his head close to Xiong Wu. Level vocabulary up."

Xiong Wu also let Han Keheng take pictures, and obediently held up the fourth-level vocabulary into the mirror, and showed an eight-toothed smile very consciously.

Han Keheng also smiled handsomely, and the picture freezes.

Satisfied, he took a look at himself and Xiong Wu, and added a refreshing filter. Han Keheng sent the photo to the class group, and added the words "study with the sports committee".

Wang Yang, the head teacher, really praised them, but they were more booed.

It was soon discovered that the photo of the two of them was taken on the bed, and everyone called it the bed photo of Han Keheng and Xiong Wu. Later, the head teacher also booed together, and the scene was very lively.

Regarding this, Han Keheng expressed that his goal has been achieved!