[Comprehensive] Man, raising a baby is not easy!

This is how the encounter with Liu Dao Mu started. After that day, after a long time, Jin Hu took the troubles he picked up and lived a roughly normal life.

Jinhu was his bartender in the bar, and Liudaomu was dressed as a girl and stayed by his side all the time. For this kind of disguise, Liudaomu once strongly opposed it, but regardless of him No matter how much you object, you really can't stand Jin Hu's moves, whether it's for the purpose of confusing the place, or Jin Hu's bad taste, anyway, it's Xiaowa. Wa's Liu Daoku is by Jin Hu's side and there is no room for resistance at all.

Liu Dao Mu was originally very fair, but Jin Hu turned him into a sweet little princess after a little dressing up. With Liu Dao Mu like this, Jin Hu found a job as a bartender again, and everything went smoothly.

However, the general direction is indeed smooth, but small problems can always appear one after another.

Although Jin Hu didn't know how Liu Dao Mu got here since he was born, he was very sure that this little kid was born with a golden spoon in his mouth, and he must have lived like a young master all along, because, the body The fault is really not just a little bit.

Although it is impossible for Jin Hu to let go of Liu Dao Mu, it is really impossible for him to support Liu Dao Mu as a treasure. In fact, he does not mind training Liu Dao Mu as a small follower at all, at least serving tea and water. to do.

But, it was just such a big deal, that guy Liu Dao Mu drove him crazy several times.

Let me talk about the simplest thing in daily life first, taking a bath!

That was the night when Jinhu kept Liudaoku by his side. After finding a place to live, the first thing Jinhu did was to throw Liudaoku into the bathroom in disgust.

Even if Liu Dao Mu is indeed a brat, he is still a brat who can talk, run, and jump. Taking a bath by himself should not be a big problem at all, right? ?

However, when Jinhu saw that Liudaoku could fall on his back like a bastard when he climbed a bathtub, Jinhu couldn't help but frowned, and then he kindly lifted Liudaoku by his feet and threw him In the basin, the guy was thumping the water like a dog and couldn't stand up.

Jin Hu, who frowned again, stretched out his hand to straighten him up. When he thought the matter was almost over, Liu Dao Mu just sat in the water and looked at him, with that expressionless face and pure eyes. , making Jin Hu feel like a fool.

Could it be that he met someone with a brain problem?

After Jinhu guessed in his heart, he was still not ready to talk to Liudaokui, and Liudaokui saw that Jinhu had no intention of bathing him, so after hesitating for a while, he began to wash slowly with his white and small hands. .

However, no matter how hard Liudaomu works, there are limits to what a child can do, especially when doing things he doesn't usually do, he looks clumsy like an ignorant little bear.

"Tsk, you are too useless."

Jin Hu originally stood on the sidelines to watch the fun, but seeing Liu Dao Mu tossing in the bathtub for a long time without making any progress, the hot water he put in was about to be cooled by him, worried that the kid would catch a cold if he continued like this, and then Adding more trouble to him, Jin Hu had no choice but to roll up his sleeves and squat beside the bathtub, reaching out and pressing Liu Dao Mu's head.

While washing Liu Dao Mu's head with shampoo, Jin Hu said: "After you follow me, you will no longer be Liu Dao Mu, and your name will be Xiao Liu from now on. And I hate troublesome brats, so you'd better do everything Do it yourself."

Liu Daoku really felt that the person who washed his hair was inexplicable. It was this person who proposed to bring him back at the beginning, and now it is also the person who despises him very much. What is going on?

Even though he was muttering in his heart, Liu Daoku also understood that there were more favorable conditions for staying with Jin Hu than inexplicable places, so at a young age, all he could do was to endure it first.

Although it was true that he planned to endure, Liu Dao Mu quickly discovered that his determination didn't seem too big, because Jin Hu was really different from other adults.

Taking a bath is like being washed to a dead pig, not to mention whether it is serious or not, but he keeps laughing at him who is still young.

Bastard, you had your own childhood too!Liu Daoku bit his lower lip secretly, thinking bitterly in his heart that sooner or later he would trample this man under his feet and take revenge fiercely!

Liu Daoku was dissatisfied, and Jin Hu was even more dissatisfied. The brat who couldn't bathe, cook, or wash clothes was a burden to him.

When raising those little ghosts before, he didn't need to do these things at all. Akira Sendo, Seijuro Akashi, and Genichiro Sanada, they had so many servants in their family, they didn't need Jinhu to do everything at all, Levi Although the Erna Society did take care of a little too much, but Sai Wei was there at that time, and most of the work was left to Sai Wei, the daddy, so Jin Hu could bear it.

But it's completely different now. The cat I picked up is so delicate that it can only be served by people.

Damn it, even if you are forced to be light, no matter how delicate the young master is, he eats like a puppy when he is extremely hungry, so everything needs training.

However, the price of training is really a bit high, no matter for Jin Hu or Liu Dao Mu.

When it comes to washing clothes, the washing machine is fully automatic, so things couldn't be simpler.

but.

"Fuck, you're a pig, can't you tell the difference between noodles and washing powder?"

When Jin Hu saw his laundry bucket of flour mixed with clothes, he really wanted to pour them all directly into Liu Dao Mu's mouth.

When asking Liu Dao Mu to pour a glass of water, Jin Hu sneaked behind him this time because something like that happened when he didn't watch the laundry last time. Throw it down the toilet.

"Fuck your sister, Liu Dao Mu, why the fuck do you tell me why you have to pick up the water in the toilet?!"

And then, no matter what Jin Hu taught Liu Dao Mu, he didn't dare to leave directly, but stood aside and stared closely, thanks to him keeping watching, otherwise something big would happen.

Even if Jinhu really said that he wanted Liu Daozao to do everything by himself, but he couldn't really meet the standard, just like cooking, which is a high-risk thing for children, Jin Hu would not really leave it to Liu Dao Go do it.

However, what Jin Hu didn't expect was that even if it wasn't something dangerous like cooking, Liu Dao Mu could make a big splash for him.

Let him take a plate, and Liu Dao Mu could fall straight to the ground. If Jin Hu hadn't caught him, Liu Dao Mu's entire face would have been scratched by the fragments of the plate.

Let him wash a bowl, and Liu Daoku can fill the entire kitchen with bubbles. Damn it, pour a bottle of dishwashing liquid into it to wash two bowls, two chopsticks, and a spoon. Are you fucking brainless?

Ask him to wipe the floor with a cloth. Originally, Jin Hu thought that there would be no problem this time, but Liu Dao Mu could make trouble for him even on the floor, and Liu Dao Mu hit his head on the sofa without looking up. The edges and corners became sharper, and the child's tender forehead suddenly turned blue and purple. It seemed that Jin Hu's pent-up anger could not be vented.

Jinhu has lost count of the number of things like this, and in the end he really gave up. He could only tell himself in his heart that he would be relieved when Liudaokui grew older, and he reluctantly took over all the housework. live.

But what Jin Hu didn't know was that when he finally gave up on trying to train Liu Dao Mu to be a babysitter, that Liu Dao Mu, who seemed to him a bad brain, secretly bent his mouth while watching the cooking. This expression is like the chuckle after a prank.

Liu Dao Mu is finally able to relax without having to do too much work, but Jin Hu is so angry that he has never served anyone like this before, what a motherfucker!

Feeling helpless, Jin Hu accepted the fact. After all, he couldn't throw Liu Dao Mu away just because he couldn't be ordered. Moreover, although Liu Dao Mu is useless as an idiot with common sense in life, he is still obedient. That He never retaliates when he is scolded, which makes Jin Hu a little embarrassed.

Therefore, after thinking about it roughly, Jin Hu can be regarded as calm. After all, the road to raising a baby is still long, and he has to learn to adapt.

Moreover, Liu Dao Mu's brain is very bright, in a place like a bar, he can remember what wine was ordered at which table, which can be regarded as helping Jin Hu.

All in all, after a short period of running-in, the two have roughly embarked on the normal track of coexistence.

On this day, Jin Hu still wears Liu Dao Mu in women's clothing to work.

"Little beauty, will you marry your brother when you grow up?"

The person sitting in front of Jinhu's bartending table jokingly asked Liudaokui beside Jinhu.

And Liu Daoku was not afraid of life at all, he smiled at the person who asked the question and said: "No, uncle, I will marry Xiaohu when I grow up."

"Little sister!" Jin Hu slapped Liudaokui's head with his hand that was mixing drinks. Ever since he told Liudaokui his name, that little kid has been screaming like a tiger every day. In retaliation for the reason why he changed his name to Xiao Liu?

No way, is a child so vengeful?

Although Jin Hu intuitively felt that Liu Dao Mu was retaliating, but when he saw that little ghost like a little bean, Jin Hu was a little unbelievable.

"This guest, if you like it, you can take it away now."

"Xiao Hu, you have said this many times. If someone really wants to take it away, are you really willing to give it?"

After Jin Hu finished speaking, the customer who was molesting Liu Dao Mu hadn't answered yet, a person came in from the counter, talking to Jin Hu while smiling wickedly.

Hearing this voice and seeing this person's face, Jin Hu really wanted to stuff the other person into the mixing glass, and then shake it vigorously, because this person who came over was really annoying, worse than that kid Liudaokui. annoying.

Liu Dao Mu is annoying only because he is so stupid that Jin Hu can't do what he wants, and this person is annoying because he is familiar, thick-skinned, bad taste,,,,,, all kinds of annoying!