[Quick Transmigration] Eldest Brother Like a Husband

Song Qingling is a rotten man, and a rotten man who tries to break his brother.

Although he was young, his reflex arc was longer than ordinary people.

"Brother, when will you bring me a brother-in-law home?"

Song Gaoling returned home after school, and when he heard his younger brother who was anxious about his IQ ask this question, he couldn't help but sneered in his heart, but on the face he still had the appearance of a gentle big brother, and what he said ruthlessly smashed Song Qingling's The glass heart shattered on the ground.

"Brother? Are you taught Chinese by a math teacher? It's not wrong to have a low IQ, but it's your fault when you come out and show yourself. I know your eyes have been smeared with shit since you were born. I can't care less about you. Let me tell you, as soon as possible." Break that heart, and tell me this again, believe it or not, I will press you against the wall hard/□□ and make you unable to get out of bed for ten days and a half months."

Hearing this, Song Qingling silently chose to shut up and continued playing with the computer. Seeing this, Song Gaoling raised his eyebrows. How could his younger brother be so honest today and not talk back?Song Gaoling didn't believe that the prodigal son turned back.

Bah, do you think Song Qingling's single-minded head knows what it means for a prodigal son to turn his head back?It is simply that the heart will not die until the Yellow River.

With a curious mind, Song Gaoling walked leisurely to the computer, seeing what Song Qingling was tinkering with, his face darkened immediately.

I saw a post on the computer called 'On how to break my brother, urgent, online, etc.', and someone has already replied.

The second floor: yooo strong, my big fff group, stand behind stewed.

Third Floor: Fuck him and cry hard.

Seeing the third floor, Song Gaoling twitched the corners of his mouth, even his younger brother's small body wanted to overwhelm him?Let's go to his big dream.

Fourth floor: Do you dare to ask whether stewing is attacking or receiving?

Fifth floor: Upstairs, let's bet 100 yuan, stewed is accepted.

Sixth floor: Okay, let's bet 100 yuan on the fifth floor.

Seventh floor: I just want a brother-in-law.

This time Song Gaoling didn't even need to read the ID, with this tone, who else is there besides the mentally handicapped family member?

Eighth floor: I will go to stew and cook it. Brother taboo, such a good setting can't just disappear like this.

Ninth floor: Same as above.

Tenth floor: What kind of mentality is there upstairs? Luzhu is harming his brother. Homosexuality is a sin.

The eleventh floor: The tenth floor must be heterosexual, and the negative score is fucked.

Twelfth Floor: Get fucked, heterosexual.

……

Song Gaoling: ←_← I feel bad about changing the subject for no reason.

"Brother, are you looking so hard that you are finally planning to find me a brother-in-law?"

Hearing this, Song Gaoling lowered his head subconsciously, met his younger brother's eyes abruptly, suddenly thought of a plan, and kissed his younger brother on the cheek.

"Want a brother-in-law? Huh? It's too troublesome to find, how about you do it yourself?"

'Warning, warning, the fan's confession triggers the system, and the host is about to jump to the sixth world. '

'Host Song Qingling successfully established a contract relationship. '

Song Qingling: ⊙▽⊙I don't understand what's going on.

"My dear brother, I'm so sorry, now you have to travel with my brother."

As soon as the voice fell, everything before Song Qingling's eyes disappeared, only Song Gaoling with a teasing face remained.

"Please forgive me for my low IQ all my life, please explain the current situation."

"Well, that's what you think."

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