Domineering screenwriter pretty vase

Li Li knelt on the ground and hugged his thigh, which was his uncle Gu Huan's thigh.Gu Huan's shoes are very bright, one is stepped on the carpet, the other is tilted up on the upper part of the calf, and it is easy to put them into a two-legged posture.Looking down at Li Li from a high position, President Gu's eyes were full of pity. Of course, the one kneeling on the ground was his dog-like little nephew after all.

"What's the matter?" He stroked his nephew's curly hair kindly.

Li Li pouted, and spat out a string of nasty words coyly: "Uncle~~~" He turned a few corners, "Do you love me, Uncle?"

Gu Huan's hands were covered with his soft trembling hair, thinking, it hurts, of course it hurts, who told you that you little animal grows beautifully!

Patting Li Li's head lightly, Mr. Gu was very gentle: "Ergou, let me tell you this. As for my uncle, I have already signed the contract with him. If you are willing to go, that's the best. I will let you go at night." Let me pack your things for you. If you don’t like it, that’s okay. At most, let my uncle spend some money and hire a few uncle bodyguards to accompany you. If you still think there are not enough people and not lively enough, that’s fine too. , then my uncle will call a few more assistants for you, and I will make sure to serve you comfortably..."

Li Li's mother was abroad all the year round, and the only reliable relative he could rely on was this little uncle, but this old bastard loved money very much.Men turn bad when they have money, and of course the old bastard loves money and doesn't love him.

Li Li paid attention to the thighs under the suit pants for a long time, and now he is not happy, so he stood up, poked in front of Gu Huan and said: "It's okay to go, then you have to change it for me." Girlfriend, aren't you very familiar with the production of that show, and you can vote on any website, just change it casually?"

Gu Huan shook his head seriously: "That can't be done. The voting data has been announced, and the online version of the program preview has also come out. Can you let others change it? How? Anyway, your uncle and I don't have the ability."

Returning to the sky's shrugging shoulders, the old bastard was opened than Li Li, and quickly persuaded, "Look, this popping seven -day music was originally a general couple reality show, but people know that they have changed. Putting the guest's matching directly on the official website and letting fans vote for themselves, it only took a few months, and the topicality and entertainment were all up. A dying show has turned around, why don't you know how to learn it? Learn how to be flexible?"

Li Li said: "Uncle, are you asking me to be flexible? You clearly want me to be abnormal!"

Li Li had debuted for a few years, and at first he was his long-legged puppet in an idol group, but the group was not popular at that time, and the company couldn't support it even after spending money, so the small group was disbanded.Afterwards, Li Li relied on his face to dominate the world, and Gu Huan always had announcements, big and small, in his hands. If nothing happened, he would hire a few waves of sailors to post on forums and microblogs to hype the hype. Count as a second-tier quasi-first-tier.

Seeing his nephew blushing anxiously, Gu Huan simply tore his face: "What's wrong with the pervert, you have to fuck me too! Isn't it just to let you go on TV to sell a little rot, don't you want it? Your acting skills It's not good to sing, I still spend money to support you, why didn't you say you don't want to?"

The uncle's words hit the nail on the head, no matter how thick-skinned Li Li is, he can't escape the end of being killed by a knife. His poor acting skills are his shortcoming, which cannot be made up for by his good-looking face.

"I'm not saying it's impossible, but you have to look at the person you want to sell, and you have to hit it off!" Li Li struggled desperately, "You asked me to pretend to be a couple who can't even say a word, can you still have a happy show? !"

After finishing speaking in one breath, his voice was a bit loud, Gu Huan raised his eyes and looked at him: "Can't talk?" Mr. Gu snorted cruelly: "It's because you can't afford it, and people don't bother to talk to you."

Li Ergou: "..."

24 hours later, an economy class ticket was born. Cupid's arrow was as painful as it was exhilarating. It pierced Li Li's white belly in one breath, and proudly packaged and delivered all the time for the next week to Jiangnan Island.Here he has a big announcement to answer - Pa Pa Pa Pa Pa Pa Pa Pa Qi Tian Le.And his close lover and good partner is Fu Binyu, the most popular and hottest screenwriter.

The entertainment industry is eccentric, like a rainforest, it supports countless creatures, but among them there are only two kinds that can survive for a long time, one is for face, and the other is for ability.There is a gulf between these two kinds of people that contracts and money alone cannot bridge.Li Li and Fu Binyu are good residents who live on both sides of the gully.But now Gu Huan posed a difficult problem for him, asking him to break through it alone.

Li Li was very helpless. In fact, he had already had a failure experience. Just half a year ago, at the audition for a certain historical drama, Fu Binyu was the screenwriter of that drama.

Li Li's dream of being an actor is not unfounded, he wants to be an actor, he dreams of being a good actor, but his pretty face is always one step ahead of his acting skills.Indeed, he, a good young man born in engineering, can't do anything, can't he be a quiet and handsome man under the name of a handsome guy?No, he is not reconciled.He has a tall tower in his heart, and there is a person on the top of the tower, and this person is the male god who kicked him from the clouds to the ground, Fu Binyu.

From the first line to the end of the last expression, Fu Nanshen only said one word to him at the audition, he said, that's all right, all right, what are you doing, you go out and call the next one in.

The world that looks at faces suddenly doesn't look at faces, and Li Ergou's bright and sad heart is broken.

After that, he became depressed as a matter of course. He couldn't sleep at night because he couldn't eat, and he was too busy to study while reading.And the limited leisure time was squeezed between announcements one after another, all of which were used by him to collect information about Fu Binyu. He felt that he had become an invisible paparazzi, but the behavior of the stalker did not happen in reality, he was in his mind. Li followed him endlessly, and then secretly, secretly, watching the former male god become a thorn in his side bit by bit.

Li Li knew how hypocritical he was called a slut, but he couldn't help it. There were too many cases of love and hate, and he would never be the first.

The program team arranged the best holiday hotel on the island for the guests. According to the voting results on the official website, the guests who are successfully matched in each round must stay in the double room here. The euphemistic name is to cultivate feelings.

When Li Li arrived at the designated room with his assistant You Lai, Fu Binyu hadn't come yet.This made Li Ergou feel a lot of regret. Holding the room card and sighing, he seemed to see his hot water in the next week at a glance, but the assistant You Lai thought it was quite reliable.

"Boss!" He stood at the door of the bathroom and waved to Li Li.

"Why?" Li Li walked over.

You Lai is not tall, and he has a cute baby face, but Li Li knows his true nature. A cute appearance does not mean the same cute inside. You Lai belongs to the dog-legged group under his brother-in-law, and he is a cute Little vicious dog.

The vicious dog smiled, blushed and said, "Come here, come here first."

This is a sea-view suite full of romance. In addition to the super-large double bed, even the bathtub in the bathroom is made for two people. A heart shape is dug out, and a layer of beige is built around it like a relief. ceramic tile.

Li Li honestly felt very ashamed: "What does this look like!"

Suddenly, a powerful jet of water rushed straight up from the chin position, Li Li was startled, and jumped back with a cry, but was grabbed by the right hand, and then the milky white shower was held in front of him, pouring water on it. His face was filled with cold water.

"What are you doing!" Li Ergou looked resentful.

You Lai turned off the button of the shower with a serious face, his expression was not cute at all: "Are you awake?"

Li Li wiped a handful of water: "I've been awake all this time, do you think I'm sleepwalking?!"

"Oh, is that so? I think you've lost your soul when you're downcast." You Lai hugged him, and twisted to face the big mirror behind him. Li Li twisted his neck to avoid the hot air.

"You're a bit stupid." He said, "No acting skills, no specialties."

Li Li frowned. He had heard these words [-] times from his uncle, and read them [-] times in newspapers and magazines. He was familiar with them a long time ago, but it still sounded a little sad. He felt that he had worked hard. , I also signed up for the refresher class, and read the books on acting. He played every role very seriously, but the label of the vase always shines brighter than the glowing heat behind the character.

Pouting his mouth, he began to bite the bullet and find advantages for himself, love the motherland, love the people, love my uncle, and... his eyes glowed with a proud expression, he regrouped like a fighting cock, and then Turning coldly to You in the mirror, he said, "So what, I have a pretty face."

"What?" You Lai squinted at him, making Li Li more confident, and asked, "What are you looking at? How dare you say I'm not good-looking?"

Snapped!Got a shower on the ass.

"Very good." You said, "Just remember this."

"Huh?" Li Li was puzzled.

"You have to show your face when you come out to show your face." Throwing a long towel on his head skillfully, the little assistant smiled again, "I can't see your acting skills, okay, no more Are you a fan of Yan Kong, who said that vases can't be tall, and being able to make flowers is also an ability, but the ability is all on the face."

Wrapping Li Li's dog's head with a towel between two hands, he continued to brainwash: "So when you grow up like you, I ask God to reward you with food. It has nothing to do with whether you can act or not? If you can't act, no one will love you." Right? Wrong, more people love you!"

Hearing his nonsense, Li Li became nirvana, happily changed into new clothes, and walked around the room with bare feet.

Jiangnan Island is really a good place with a pleasant climate. The sea breeze is blowing, and it is neither cold nor hot on the head and face, but the whole body is comfortable.Walking outside the balcony, Li Ergou faced the warm and golden sunshine everywhere, with a heart and curly hair in full bloom.Touching his head and face, he thought, how suitable this place is to talk about love, it would be great if Fu Binyu came to love himself sometime.

In the middle of the night, Li Li woke up from the cold. The air conditioner was turned on too much, and he pouted his buttocks and felt chills all over his body.It's chilly under the belly, and the top of the buttocks is still cold, and there is only one corner of the quilt left, which can barely cover the upper half of the buttocks.

"Come on..." He muttered in a daze, "Don't grab my quilt."

A thigh was thrown out, and he closed his eyes and grabbed the corner of the quilt and dragged it towards himself, rolling out like a burrito while dragging.After finally wrapping himself warmly again, he smacked his lips in satisfaction, and then let out a smirk while half asleep.He was dreaming, dreaming that he won a big trophy, oh my god, it's so exciting!All the respectable people sent him congratulatory telegrams, fans, flowers, and spotlights, all of which dazzled his eyes.

But before he warmed up the trophy, an unexplained force pushed him upside down again, and his white flesh slapped to the wall. He had no choice but to open his eyes slightly.

Where's the bed?Patting under his body, the bare floor made his bones ache, and looking up, the bedside lamp was still on, and the foggy milky white light came out from the lampshade.

He regained his composure, and instantly realized that he was falling asleep and rolling on the ground again, no wonder it was so cold!It's all because of You Lai, the little bastard, who knows that he doesn't sleep well and doesn't know how to take care of him, okay, he's learned how to snatch the quilt!See how I deal with you!

Li Li stared in confusion, grabbed half of the quilt and crawled on the bed with his hands and feet. As expected, there was a big bulge in the quilt.

"Stinky boy!" He spread his hands and feet and rushed over, fumbled through the quilt, touched his calf, touched his thigh, and slapped his buttocks violently, "Give it up, tell you to grab it, you want to freeze me to death, you!"

The quilt was covered high, and the face could not be seen even with the head covered. Li Li slapped him twice jokingly, which soon caused a violent resistance from the bottom.You Lai is a small man, no matter how big his strength is, his strength is limited, but this is obviously not right, Li Li felt strange in his heart, he bent his face to lift the quilt, but when he lifted it, he was so scared that his chrysanthemum tightened.

The milky white light illuminated a furious face, the face was clouded with an expression of about to kill someone.

"you--"

The other party gritted his teeth, and two clusters of anger were burning above the dark circles under his eyes.Li Li looked a little dumbfounded, and shook twice like sifting chaff, holding the white face exposed in the middle of the quilt and exclaiming: "Fu... Fu... Fu..."

"roll!!!"