Domineering screenwriter pretty vase
Chapter 46
The audition for "Light Bulb" was in the morning, and Li Li received a call from Uncle Gu in the afternoon, saying that he had got the role, which was the second male Zhou Hong.
Li Li was rushing to the studio in the eastern outskirts of the city at that time, right to drive in front, he was lying on the back seat and sleeping.As soon as Gu Huan's phone was disconnected, he lost all sleepiness.
He thought he would be very happy. After all, he had been waiting for this day for so many years, but after sitting silently in the car for a while, he suddenly burst into tears.
At first I cried silently, only tears fell down, and then I couldn't wipe them off with both hands, so I muttered and blushed and said to the little vicious dog in front of me, "Come on, do you have a tissue? "
A pack of tissues flew onto him, and the little vicious dog rolled his eyes at him in the rearview mirror with a little distaste.
"Elected?"
Li Li nodded and wiped his nose: "Well, my uncle said that he was selected."
"Then you still cry, isn't it good if you get your wish?"
Li Li said, "No...it's a little different from what I think."
The little evil dog was impatient: "What's the difference, man, you fell asleep and the scene was filmed. You said you were hypocritical, what else is there to be dissatisfied with?"
The little curly hair thought for a while, and wiped the paper towel back and forth on his face several times. He couldn't find anything wrong with his words, but at the same time, he didn't feel that he had done something wrong. There is only one smooth thing, that is, at the audition scene in the morning, screenwriter Fu didn't watch him.
Why didn't I watch him, is his performance not good enough?Or is the role simply pre-determined?
He knew that my uncle had always had a good relationship with screenwriter Fu, and screenwriter Fu always knew how much he longed for this role.This kind of understanding is likely to bring him convenience in some sense, but this is not the result he wants.If possible, he would even rather that he was just an ordinary extra, with nothing to do with anyone.At this time, he began to envy Xiao Yu again.After all, Xiao Yu was selected by screenwriter Fu from among a bunch of people, and being selected alone was a kind of near-supreme honor to him.
After returning from the studio, Li Li did not go back to the small villa, and his cell phone was turned off.Like a timid ostrich, he sneaked to the apartment where he had lived before.This place has been converted into a dormitory for newcomers by my uncle, and there are two young newcomers who have just signed a contract.
Seeing Li Li, their reactions were almost miraculously unified, with eyes of surprise and admiration, and their mouths were as sweet as honey.The first sentence is Li Ge, and the latter sentence is Li Ge, nodding and bowing to welcome him into the house.
It's only recently that Li Li has started to get used to this nasty kindness. He knows that he's starting to become popular, which is different from the previous ones.
In the subway station, on the main road, in the huge advertisements in the big shopping malls, you can see him everywhere, with various gestures and eyes, either kind or cold, as if he was born with so many pictures face.
Among the two flirtatious newcomers was Xu Mao, who was thick-backed, and besides being simply tall, he was also particularly strong.And the other with a slightly normal physique was standing next to him, and he was compared to a chicken at a glance.
Xu Mao helped Li Li turn on the TV in the living room, which happened to be "Lian Lian San Shi Qing", and Bai Zhanji started talking, saying: "Brother Li, you, Young Master Lu, did a really good job! The acting is good, and the depth of the character is also good... "
As soon as the young man opened his mouth, he seemed a little hype. Li Li sat there and listened, and laughed after hearing a few sentences.
At this time, Xu Mao interjected, "Hey, you can just push it down. Brother Li still cares about your two compliments? If you have the time to say this, it's better to be more practical."
Bai Zhanji was in the middle of talking, when he poured cold water on him unexpectedly, the corners of his mouth were almost twisted.But Xu Mao still smiled, his big white teeth lit up, and he said to Li Li: "Brother Li, I'm straightforward, don't be angry, I think, since we are all under Mr. If you have a chance, you can take care of us more, after all, we are a family, and a family does not speak two different languages. Ah, Brother Li, are you right?"
Li Li listened interestingly, Xu Mao had already stretched out his hand, took away the teacup he had just drank a few sips from, and replaced it with his own pair of big hands to grab it, while grabbing it, he said: "Brother Li, I call you Li Brother, I respect you! If you need me for anything in the future, you just have to talk! Brother, I will definitely listen to you! Go through fire and water..."
Li Li was about to burst out laughing, because Xu Mao had a serious expression on his face, and Bai Zhanji beside him felt goosebumps all over his body, and poked his elbow fiercely at him, saying, "Why are you so thick-skinned! Who is it, what can Brother Li use you for, and what do you need?"
Xu Mao became unhappy, and said: "You look down on me? Look down on me, don't still eat my cooking every day!" Turning his head and continuing to face Li Li, he became amiable again, "Brother Li, really, I'm not bragging, I'm The cooking is very delicious, if you are free, you must remember to come here, I will cook you a delicious meal! Really! It is delicious! You are satisfied!"
Bai Zhanji couldn't stand it anymore, so he found an excuse to send Xu Maozhi away. As soon as Xu Mao left, he sat next to Li Li and said, "Brother Li, the right assistant didn't come with you?"
Just now, right came to send him outside the villa area. He insisted on getting out of the car and walking back, but as soon as the car left, he also ran away, and ran from south to north with a silent sigh.So it's not too early to arrive at the apartment. At ten o'clock and eleven o'clock, the two newcomers are ready to wash up and go to bed.
Xu Mao grabbed him to chat, and it was twelve o'clock after chatting. Bai Zhanji looked at the clock in the living room embarrassedly, and asked Li Li, "Brother Li, I think it's getting late, do you want to stay and count?" gone?"
From the moment he entered the door, Li Li actually had this idea. He didn't want to go home because he felt that he was not mentally prepared.
As soon as Bai Zhanji mentioned it, he naturally went down the donkey. After a while, the two young men cleaned up the house.Bai Zhanji hugged the pillow and went to sleep in Xu Mao's room. Li Li was still the same as before, living in that big room alone.
Xu Mao was really enthusiastic, running back and forth, saying that the bath water was ready, and then asking Li Li if he wanted a massage, but Bai Zhanji couldn't put his mouth in, so he had to get angry, his face turned pale with anger.
Li Li got into the quilt, lay flat on the bed, and soon found that the room had been redecorated.After he moved away, Bai Zhanji has been living in this house. Bai Zhanji loves to be clean, and every corner is neatly tidied up.
Looking at the tidy furnishings in the room, Curly thought of screenwriter Fu.Screenwriter Fu also loves cleanliness. Although the house will be messy like a kennel when working, the kennel is only half of it, and the remaining part must be kept clean.Sometimes when Li Li passed through the middle, he would feel that he was walking on the dividing line between two countries.On the left are third world countries that are almost as poor as grandma’s house, and on the right are developed capitalist countries, and the gap in comfort is not a little bit.
And Niuniu, Director Fu will give Niuniu hair care on a regular basis. Although it is just a plush toy, it will always be respected enough by Director Fu.When Screenwriter Fu hugged Niuniu, Li Li must have slept on the other side angrily, and then turned around when he couldn't bear it anymore, dug Screenwriter Fu's long arm from Niuniu's body, and wrapped it around his neck shamelessly.He insisted on hugging Da Putao face to face, so that Da Putao would only look at him and would not go to see Niuniu again.
If those fans who love him to death know that he is a handsome guy and even competes with a plush toy, they will be so angry that he will laugh their teeth out.
But there is no way, he just likes big grapes.From liking to love, he didn't know what kind of changes he experienced in the middle, but this change was irreversible, as if he couldn't stand it now and just stood by and watched.
Staring at the ceiling for a long time with his eyes open, Li Li found that he couldn't fall asleep at all.He was so full of thoughts about Fu Binyu that he was about to die.
He thought, what have I to be afraid of?I dare to sleep with him, dare to do this or that with him in a place where no one is around...Are you afraid that he won't look at me?He will always see that if it doesn't work this year, there will be next year, and if it won't work next year, there will be many, many next years. After that, won't there be many, many years?
Thinking of this, he got up silently, put on his clothes lightly, and walked to the door.
He was going to go back, no matter whether Da Putao was there or not, he still wanted to go back to their home.
While squatting at the door to put on his shoes, Xu Mao came out of the house yelling at him. When he saw Li Li, the big man was startled. After staring at him for a while, he said in a low voice, "Brother Li... what are you doing?" What are you going to do?"
Li Li said, "I'm going home."
Xu Mao groaned, touched his buttocks and said, "I have to take a taxi at this point, do you have any money?"
Li Li said: "I brought it." Putting on his shoes and going out, he grabbed the doorknob with one hand, Li Li stopped again, turned around and said to the bewildered Xu Mao, "Change your accent when you have time, Speak Mandarin. Also, thank your roommate for me, please trouble him."
☆, the last little trivial
When Screenwriter Fu came home, Little Curly was lying on the sofa wrapped in a quilt. As soon as he turned on the light, Little Curly got up, half of his body protruded from the quilt, and his hair fell asleep in a mess.
"Brother Fu!" Little Curly called him.
Fu Binyu stood by the door, with an expression on his face, he looked at him for two seconds, and rushed upstairs quickly.
Little Curly was a little flustered, he didn't have much confidence in the first place, and when he saw Big Putao's attitude, he became even more flustered.He crawled out of the quilt with both hands and feet, but he didn't dare to show his breath, and he followed the person upstairs with his bare feet.
Screenwriter Fu began to go in and out of room by room, as if he was looking for something or someone.It wasn't until I searched the row of rooms on the second floor that I turned to him and asked, "Where's your luggage?"
Li Li was taken aback and said, "What luggage?"
Director Fu stopped talking, and stared silently at Xiao Curly's face, and Xiao Curly smiled a little bit reluctantly.
"Have you eaten yet?" Screenwriter Fu asked.
"I ate it, and you bought it for me before the announcement at night."
"Oh."
After saying this, Director Fu went back to the bedroom and came out later with an extra pair of slippers in his hand.Pulling a bare footed girl with little curly hair underneath, he continued angrily, "How many times have I told you that you have to wear slippers when you enter the door, and every time you step on the ground, do you know how to respect the fruits of other people's labor? .”
The little curly hair supported his shoulders, thinking that this moral model should be a role model.
There are regular people to clean the villa every week. In addition to basic cleaning, they are also responsible for garden pruning. Director Fu doesn't like to let strangers approach him too much, so every time he cleans, there are The left assistant is present.Assistant Zuo was in charge of cleaning the bedrooms on the second floor, as well as Screenwriter Fu's office, which was not used often.
So whether it's the floor or the room, the results of labor have never had anything to do with Screenwriter Fu, and he is also a result destroyer himself.
Putting on the slippers, Little Curly went downstairs to get the quilt, and when he entered the bedroom, Director Fu had already lay down, with his back to him, lying silent.
The little curly hair crawled over, softly slept next to him, then turned off the light, and lay down without saying a word.
When he first came back, he had accumulated a lot of words on the sofa to tell screenwriter Fu, but now that screenwriter Fu came back, he found that he couldn't speak.
What are you talking about, thank you for giving me the role of Zhou Hong?
So what if the big grape smiled evilly and said something small?
Where is his face?Do you want to live? !
Clutching a ball of quilt on his chest, the little curly hair was tangled to death.His eyes turned back and forth on the dark ceiling, and he suddenly felt a hand stretched out, it was Da Putao's hand, wrapping around his stomach, and soon Da Putao's mouth also came over, warm and pressed against him. neck.
Big Putao said: "I thought you put me to sleep and ran away."
There was no sound anywhere at night, and when Da Putao spoke, he seemed particularly aggrieved, weak, and a little soft... In short, Li Li almost spit out a mouthful of black blood.
What do you mean I thought you put me to sleep and ran away...
Haven't you been sleeping with me all this time! ?
Little Curly took a deep breath, calmed down again, and said lightly: "Huh?"
Screenwriter Fu said: "I bought you a lot of food, pudding, cake, don't you like them all?"
Because of the need to control his body shape, Li Li can't eat many things often. In fact, he doesn't like sweets too much, but he is greedy.Just like the more he can't get something, the easier it is to be greedy. If he can't eat, he will be greedy.I'm so hungry, I bought it and put it in the refrigerator, and I'll take it out to have a look when I have nothing to do.
In order to prevent his target of adultery from being swallowed by Director Fu, he always writes his name on the packaging box, plus a line of small characters, saying: Don't eat me, sir!
But screenwriter Fu deliberately steals food every time, and steals it blatantly. The food in the main body is gone, but the box is still swaggering and chic.
The little curly hair held back a laugh, grabbed Writer Fu's hand and slipped into his arms, and asked him in a low voice, "What about the cake and pudding? Have you put it in the refrigerator?"
Screenwriter Fu was silent, and it took a long time before he said: "I ate it. I couldn't get through the phone, I was very angry, and I ate everything when I was angry."
"What about the packing box?" He went to the kitchen when he came back, but didn't see a box.
Screenwriter Fu said, "It's in the refrigerator."
"Why put it in the refrigerator?"
"...When you come back and see it, I will piss you off."
"..." Little Curly was heartbroken.
What about IQ! ?
But he soon became happy again, and turned around in Director Fu's arms carefully, stretched his finger up, and touched Director Fu's lips.
"Eat it all?"
"Ah."
"Not one left?"
"Ah."
"Really, let me try."
The little curly hair kissed him, paused for a few seconds after the kiss, and then took another kiss.This mouthful of tongue also stuck in, biting screenwriter Fu's lips and sucking hard.
Writer Fu was lonely from the beginning, with one parent and two parents, the girlish heart of a girl who was cold on the outside and hot on the inside was a little ready to move. When he finally realized this, he felt very ashamed, so ashamed.
So he hugged the little curly hair, he quickly took the initiative, pressed the little curly hair from top to bottom and kissed fiercely, the two of them were almost out of breath, and then let go of his mouth and said: " You fell in love with me...not to get a role."
Little Curly's face turned blue when he heard it, and asked out of breath, "The role I got this time...isn't because I'm with you."
Screenwriter Fu got a little angry and said, "Of course not, you acted very well, so it's your turn to act."
Little Curly smiled, and replied: "Then neither am I, you are so cute, I deserve to love you."
As soon as the shameless words were uttered, the atmosphere suddenly became a little harmonious. The two of you looked at me and I looked at you. Although they were all pitch black and couldn't be seen clearly, they both felt that the other was suddenly so handsome. , is simply going to be fascinated.
The verbal expression was not in place, so it was changed to body parts. Xiao Curly hugged Writer Fu and rolled on the bed, and directly climbed the body and got under the quilt.Mouth and tongue were kissed and licked, all the way shamelessly kissed into the crotch, Editor Fu was still moving, but when he got here, he froze suddenly, straight and looking forward to it.And the little curly hair didn't let him down, grabbing the trousers and pulling them down, he pressed his hot lips against the well-defined abdominal muscles underneath, and then moved down little by little.Screenwriter Fu snorted softly, Little Curly didn't stop talking, and continued to kiss.The kiss made Screenwriter Fu so comfortable that he felt like dying, but he opened his mouth suddenly and bit down hard on his waist.The bite was so hard that Director Fu wailed in pain, and with a groan, he directly held his hairy head.
"Psycho, you!"
Little Curly came out from under the quilt, kissed him warmly, and said, "Yeah, I'm dying of illness, can you give me an injection to make me feel better, handsome man!"
完结
I wrote the following words:
Later, after Xiao Curly acted in that movie, he won the best supporting actor, and then Xiao Yu was of course the best actor, and after that, Xiao Muyu became popular all the way and became the best actor.And Xiao Curly stopped being an actor after fulfilling his wish, and changed his career to learn business with Fu's father. "Light Bulb" was the pinnacle of his acting career. After fading out, Uncle Gu was unhappy for a long time because the cash cow he cultivated with great difficulty was gone...but soon he had a new little moneymaker...don't ask I am Bai Zhanji or Xu Mao.
There is also Uncle Gu's CP, and the blind man can tell that it is Boss Qiao.Let's see the situation tomorrow and write a side story. Anyway, I will definitely write it a year ago, and Xiaomuyu will also have a little bit of involvement.
Finally, I would like to thank the comrades who have always accompanied me to talk nonsense! ! !Hahahaha! ! !Happy New Year!
The author has something to say: This article is not actually an article in the entertainment industry, hahahaha, it is basically a daydream of a small fan chasing a big male god, so I just clicked on some places, hahahaha!See you next time!
☆, extra
Qiao Dajin saw Gu Huan for the first time. The young man was fishing for things in the big fountain in the middle of the square like a fool.
In summer, the weather is extremely hot, and there are always a lot of homeless people who will take a bath in the fountain or something, so Qiao Dajin takes Gu Huan as a homeless person by the way.
Mr. Qiao was in a bad mood that day, because his younger brother turned against him for a bad face.The little boy was bought by his younger brother with money, and he was wrapping it at home to make a canary, but he didn't expect that he would reveal his feelings while wrapping it up.Brother Qiao reformed himself and decided that he would only love the little boy from now on. In order to please his lover, he also closed the door and drew a class boundary with his unruly brother.
So overnight, Boss Qiao, who loves to eat, playful and lustful, was lonely and alone.
Boss Qiao likes beautiful women. Collecting beautiful women is like collecting commemorative coins. The entire company, from cleaning to secretaries, is full of beautiful women without exception.
In addition to seductive, he just wanted to experience the feeling of the emperor opening the harem in ancient times.It's just that this harem doesn't have an empress in the palace, because besides a large number of beauties, Boss Qiao also raised a savage and bad son.
The bad son is Qiao Dabao, and he is a big raccoon.
Whenever he meets someone who feels right, Boss Qiao will take them to show Dabao to have a look.But Dabao was hard to please, at least in the past few years, none of the beauties he brought home could catch his eye.
His son didn't like it, and he might not be happy even if he got married, so Boss Qiao just came up with a cheeky list all the way.I have nothing to do and play hooligans. When I am free, I go out to eat and play with Brother Qiao. There are sex appointments but no appointments. To sum up, life is beautiful.
But now that brother Joe has become a benefactor by himself, and even a male benefactor, Boss Qiao is very unhappy.
He thought, what's so good about a man, when he wears clothes, he has a beak hair, and when he takes off his clothes, he has a bird feather, not only his bones are also big, but his muscles are also hard, so he can play?Can you play?
After pinching his cigarette and shaking his head, Boss Qiao thought, "You can't play. It's so boring for men to play with men."
Looking at the fountain in the center, he found that the homeless man was still wading in the pool, his upper body was shirtless, and his only shirt was wrapped around his waist into a big bag.The tramp seemed to be fishing for something, and put some into his big pocket, but the light was not good, so he couldn't see what he was fishing for.
Boss Qiao asked Lu Renjia: "Can you tell stories?"
Lu Renjia was taken aback, and said, "Yes, what do you want to hear?"
Boss Qiao said: "It's that young man who threw a big ax into the river for nothing, and ended up killing the Jinhe God with one axe."
"..."
Lu Renjia: "Mr. Qiao, that's called a golden ax and a silver ax, and the ax didn't kill anyone, and the river god isn't golden..."
Before he could finish speaking, Boss Qiao's eyes staring out of the car window suddenly lit up strangely: "Oh my god! I'm my god! We're fighting! We're fighting!"
When Lu Renjia turned her head, there were two people fighting by the pool. One had dark skin and was covered in black, while the other was only naked from the upper part of the body, as white as a fish with light.
Boss Joe got excited and said: "Come here, let's place a bet!" He observed for a while, "The strong black ... the thinner white, just black and white, you pick first, pick whatever you want, Black or white? Which one is better?"
Lu Renjia: "..."
When Boss Qiao asked Lu Renjia to pick Gu Huan back from the pool, Gu Huan's face was bloody, it was all nosebleeds, caused by the dark skinned man.
No one thought that the dark-skinned person would be so ruthless, but within three to five minutes, Gu Huan was beaten until he passed out.
After taking him back to the hotel, Boss Qiao finally saw that the thing in his shirt pocket was money.More than a dozen pink photos of Grandpa Mao, all soaked in water and crumpled from being pinched.
Boss Qiao said: "What are you looking at? I don't care about your little money!"
Gu Xiaojiu stood outside the bathroom, half of his eyes were swollen from being hit by a fist, his face was bleeding lawlessly from the nose, and he was so aggressive that he flew to both sides.
Seeing the defensiveness in his eyes, Boss Qiao became impatient: "Don't worry about your mother, I didn't have any bad ideas! First, you are too ugly to look at now! Second, I also I don’t like men! It’s just a sudden brain fever and I want to be Lei Feng again! Do you understand?!”
Boss Qiao is an upstart, but he is full of gentlemanly style. He raised his hands like a foreigner. He intends to show off his good image of all-round development of morality, intelligence, physique, art and labor, but he just said "I don't like men" , people pushed him away and went straight to the bathroom to take a shower.
Boss Qiao went back outside and chatted with Lu Renjia for a while. About half an hour later, he heard the sound of a hair dryer in the bathroom. He thought that this homeless man was quite rude, and he knew how to dry his hair with a hair dryer before leaving. .But it took more than 20 minutes for the hair dryer to sound.
Boss Qiao couldn't bear it anymore, and thought that the young man's hair didn't grow long. After blowing it for so long, it means blowing his hair and then blowing his legs?
He slipped to the bathroom lightly, slipped to the side, and gently pushed open a crack in the door.
Facing him is a white butt, a homeless man who can't fight is squatting, holding a hair dryer in his hand and blowing on the wall.
A wall of grandpa Mao.
Boss Qiao was stunned, and said in his heart: "...This rich man is so...bitter and domineering..."
In the few years after they met, Boss Joe often used this incident as a story. He said that Uncle Gu drank too much and threw soft sister coins into the fountain, thinking that when the pool god came up, he would return him a bunch of dollars or pounds. What's the matter, the money was lost in the end, and Chi Shen, who was born in the underworld, was very angry, and sent a big black buffalo to knock him down.Gong Wanren also robbed money, so that Gu Xiaojiu suffered two big nosebleeds, and lost his human appearance.
Every time Boss Qiao said something, it would definitely attract Uncle Gu's eyes, and the cold reception that lasted for a week.But Boss Qiao has a thick skin, and Uncle Gu is cold and cold, and he doesn't delay him from sticking to him in the slightest.
There are actually two reasons why Boss Qiao sticks to him. First, Boss Qiao also loves money.Unlike his acquired love, Uncle Gu's love for money comes from the heart.Money is just like his fig leaf, if you don't have money, you will be naked. Uncle Gu wants to show his face, so of course he refuses to let himself be naked.So he worked desperately to make money, just to make himself look beautiful and like a senior person.
Apart from money, Boss Qiao made a new discovery. He found that Gu Huan was very good-looking, especially his two legs, which were long and straight, almost like ivory.Because of these beautiful legs, he would ask Gu Huan to go swimming, take a bath and take a sauna if he had nothing to do, just to have a chance to feast his eyes.
But people always put their noses on their faces. After watching for a long time, Boss Qiao will inevitably be cheap and want to touch him.This is a bit more difficult.
Who are the normal old men who are all right and full and open their legs for you to touch? !
Of course, he also wanted to talk directly with money, but after much deliberation, he didn't dare, for fear that Gu Huan would hate him because of this, and would stab him softly for ten years.
So after a long time, Boss Qiao became depressed and became lovesick for his legs.
Finally, one day, he was so ill that he became ill, and he came up with a bad idea - asked someone to buy a valuable watch, and then brought the watch case, and went to the reception to look for Gu Huan.
Gu Xiaojiu was so drunk that he walked back to his room in a tortuous way. After Li Li sent him to the room, he took You Lai and left first.
Not long after he left, Gu Huan heard someone knocking on the door outside, very regular, knocking three times at intervals.He thought it was his silly nephew who came back, so he blushed and went to open the door.As a result, when the door opened, the nephew was not there, there was only an empty hotel corridor, plus three or five steps in the corridor, and the money lying flat.
Gu Xiaojiu collected himself, rubbed his eyes vigorously to prevent himself from misreading, and then looked down, the money was still money, pink, as fresh as sliced meat.
After watching for a while, he chuckled and said, "Why are you here?"
Uncle Gu started to pick up money, one by one, picked up one and kissed one, all the way to another room with an open door.
As a result, Boss Qiao caught him as soon as he entered.
Boss Qiao didn't dare to turn on the light, but he couldn't see anything in the pitch black and he was unwilling, so he secretly turned on a small wall lamp.
Gu Huan was so drunk that he was dazed, but he was pushed down by someone and took off his pants. Naturally, he refused to let go, so the two smeared and had a fight. Boss Qiao couldn't take advantage of it, so he simply used all his strength and fell on Uncle Gu. Then he took out the diamond watch from his pocket and brought it to Uncle Gu with a snap.
"Look! Look at what this is?!" He was panting.
Uncle Gu was lying on the ground, looking at the watch with his eyes squinted, but he didn't move, and said softly, "Kallania..."
Boss Joe was busy peeling off his pants: "Do you like it?"
Uncle Gu nodded obediently, and said, "Yes."
Boss Joe dropped his trousers, took a deep breath and prepared himself, and he pounced on him and groped him hard.
Gu Xiaojiu's legs are really good-looking and useful, they look good-looking, and they feel very slippery and comfortable.Boss Qiao had a great time touching it, and Uncle Gu was also softened by him.
Staring at the new watch in his hand, he couldn't put it down. He completely forgot about the pants. Boss Joe made him feel comfortable. Make a long wet sound.
Boss Qiao felt a little bad in an instant. He hugged his two legs and kissed and touched them. When he got inside, he accidentally pulled them away and did a shot, which made him faint from pain.
That night, Boss Qiao ran away. He ran out of Beijing and went straight to Hainan Island without telling anyone before leaving.He didn't dare to tell, for fear that Gu Huan would follow the clues to find him and castrate him again.
The author has something to say: I was so sleepy that I only wrote half a chapter, and I will write the rest tomorrow.
☆, episode [-]
Boss Qiao stayed in Hainan Island for more than a week like a cat and mouse. Before leaving, he made full psychological preparations, such as being broken into the door while sleeping at night, and then the barrel of a big gun was held against his forehead, or walking in the On the way, he was beaten into a fool by a big iron stick. If he was more violent, he could have a hotel room explosion or something.In short, he imagined a hundred reasons why he might be killed by Gu Huan.
But day after day, full of fantasy, turned out to be calm.
Boss Qiao was unhappy again. He felt that he had been let down by his ordinary life. He couldn't believe that Gu Huan was such a generous person.
Uncle Gu was the most angry.
For example, among the people they know, there is a foreigner who loves tofu. That time, he just touched his buttocks while drinking, but he was beaten by Gu Huan on the spot until his nose bleeds.
Tsk tsk tsk... Recalling the scene at that time, Boss Qiao, who was lying by the pool basking in the sun, shivered on the spot.
Sitting up suddenly from the recliner, he hugged his two thick arms and stroked them, then twisted his head like a big rooster and looked around.
There is no one there, only a large swimming pool with snow-white tiles, which is filled with a pool of blue bath water, and outside is a wall full of green plants.Then monitor probes, monitor probes, infrared monitor probes, pinhole monitor probes... probes, probes, probes...
Heavy security measures surrounded Boss Qiao in the center, which seemed to mean that the years have passed and the years have been quiet.
So Boss Qiao lay down in relief and disappointment.After lying down, he closed his eyes, touched his stomach and let out a long sigh.
He thought, Gu Aiqian, a cheapskate, actually hid such a nice ass!Tsk tsk, stingy, so stingy!
Thinking about it in his heart, Boss Qiao finally turned on the cell phone that had been shut down for many days with the slightest expectation of being destroyed by humanity.Sure enough, as soon as I turned it on, countless missed calls and unchecked text messages flooded in.
Boss Qiao was so excited, his face was flushed, and his hands shook a few times.He looked down one by one... After so many days, Gu Huan only called him once and sent him a text message.
The display time is the second day after he escaped from Beijing, while the sending time of the text message is yesterday.
Gu Xiaojiu said: "When will you come back? Last time the raccoon hut you ordered for Dabao arrived. I have been too busy to spare time recently. If you have time, come and get it yourself, or have someone come and get it."
……
Pointing up with his fingers, then pressing down again, back and forth several times, Boss Qiao wondered if he had sunbathed for a long time and blinded his dog's eyes.
Why is there no butt thing here?Even if he didn't have a butt, how could there be no news about the big and small tooth marks he bit on Gu Huan's leg? !
Boss Qiao frowned, worried to death.
It shouldn't be...
...Could it be that it wasn't Gu Aiqian who got drunk that day but Qiao Dajin?
I thought I was so flattered that I kissed someone to sleep, but after a long time, I didn't get anything done?
Boss Qiao immediately called Lu Renjia and said, "Did Gu Aiqian find me?"
Lu Renjia said: "I did, I just looked for you."
"Just now?"
"what."
"...Then he didn't say why he wanted me?"
Lu Renjia said: "It seems that Dabao's new nest has arrived, and I'm planning to go there to get it."
Qiao Dajin touched his mouth, relieved, and said, "Okay, don't go, I'll be back in a few days, and then I'll go by myself."
After hanging up the phone, Boss Qiao put the big black toad mirror on his face again.He was absolutely sure that he must have put Gu Aiqian to sleep, and he slept very well and soundly.As for the reason why Gu Aiqian didn't bother him, there could only be two reasons, either because he was really drunk, so big that he was completely broken, or... In fact, Gu Aiqian also thought that he was very skilled.
Hmm... No matter what the reason is, the only thing I can be sure of right now is that I am temporarily safe.
Joyfully, Boss Qiao returned to Greater Beijing the next day, and immediately called Gu Huan to ask about the raccoon hut.Sure enough, Gu Aiqian's voice on the phone was also very calm, and when he talked about Dabao, he even showed a little concern, which made Boss Qiao feel guilty again.He thought that he must have misunderstood Gu Huan.In fact, apart from his excessive love for money and occasional cruel attitude, he is still a very nice and kind person.
So Boss Qiao happily made an appointment with Uncle Gu, saying that he would go to Uncle Gu's house at what time in the evening and bring the raccoon hut back by himself.
Then he went very punctually, and bought a large bouquet of red roses when he went.
Then as soon as he entered the door, the dog leg was interrupted by Uncle Gu...
The fighting situation at that time can almost be described as tragic. Uncle Gu didn't say a word, and beat Boss Qiao to crawl all over the ground. Of course, Boss Qiao didn't resist at all. , among the broken petals all over the sky, he ruthlessly bit Uncle Gu's cheek.
Recalling afterwards, Boss Qiao said that he wanted to kiss him at the time, but his leg hurt so much that he almost hated it.
But as soon as his mouth was on Uncle Gu's face, he became a little agitated, his mouth was thumping, as if he was covering a toad
Li Li was rushing to the studio in the eastern outskirts of the city at that time, right to drive in front, he was lying on the back seat and sleeping.As soon as Gu Huan's phone was disconnected, he lost all sleepiness.
He thought he would be very happy. After all, he had been waiting for this day for so many years, but after sitting silently in the car for a while, he suddenly burst into tears.
At first I cried silently, only tears fell down, and then I couldn't wipe them off with both hands, so I muttered and blushed and said to the little vicious dog in front of me, "Come on, do you have a tissue? "
A pack of tissues flew onto him, and the little vicious dog rolled his eyes at him in the rearview mirror with a little distaste.
"Elected?"
Li Li nodded and wiped his nose: "Well, my uncle said that he was selected."
"Then you still cry, isn't it good if you get your wish?"
Li Li said, "No...it's a little different from what I think."
The little evil dog was impatient: "What's the difference, man, you fell asleep and the scene was filmed. You said you were hypocritical, what else is there to be dissatisfied with?"
The little curly hair thought for a while, and wiped the paper towel back and forth on his face several times. He couldn't find anything wrong with his words, but at the same time, he didn't feel that he had done something wrong. There is only one smooth thing, that is, at the audition scene in the morning, screenwriter Fu didn't watch him.
Why didn't I watch him, is his performance not good enough?Or is the role simply pre-determined?
He knew that my uncle had always had a good relationship with screenwriter Fu, and screenwriter Fu always knew how much he longed for this role.This kind of understanding is likely to bring him convenience in some sense, but this is not the result he wants.If possible, he would even rather that he was just an ordinary extra, with nothing to do with anyone.At this time, he began to envy Xiao Yu again.After all, Xiao Yu was selected by screenwriter Fu from among a bunch of people, and being selected alone was a kind of near-supreme honor to him.
After returning from the studio, Li Li did not go back to the small villa, and his cell phone was turned off.Like a timid ostrich, he sneaked to the apartment where he had lived before.This place has been converted into a dormitory for newcomers by my uncle, and there are two young newcomers who have just signed a contract.
Seeing Li Li, their reactions were almost miraculously unified, with eyes of surprise and admiration, and their mouths were as sweet as honey.The first sentence is Li Ge, and the latter sentence is Li Ge, nodding and bowing to welcome him into the house.
It's only recently that Li Li has started to get used to this nasty kindness. He knows that he's starting to become popular, which is different from the previous ones.
In the subway station, on the main road, in the huge advertisements in the big shopping malls, you can see him everywhere, with various gestures and eyes, either kind or cold, as if he was born with so many pictures face.
Among the two flirtatious newcomers was Xu Mao, who was thick-backed, and besides being simply tall, he was also particularly strong.And the other with a slightly normal physique was standing next to him, and he was compared to a chicken at a glance.
Xu Mao helped Li Li turn on the TV in the living room, which happened to be "Lian Lian San Shi Qing", and Bai Zhanji started talking, saying: "Brother Li, you, Young Master Lu, did a really good job! The acting is good, and the depth of the character is also good... "
As soon as the young man opened his mouth, he seemed a little hype. Li Li sat there and listened, and laughed after hearing a few sentences.
At this time, Xu Mao interjected, "Hey, you can just push it down. Brother Li still cares about your two compliments? If you have the time to say this, it's better to be more practical."
Bai Zhanji was in the middle of talking, when he poured cold water on him unexpectedly, the corners of his mouth were almost twisted.But Xu Mao still smiled, his big white teeth lit up, and he said to Li Li: "Brother Li, I'm straightforward, don't be angry, I think, since we are all under Mr. If you have a chance, you can take care of us more, after all, we are a family, and a family does not speak two different languages. Ah, Brother Li, are you right?"
Li Li listened interestingly, Xu Mao had already stretched out his hand, took away the teacup he had just drank a few sips from, and replaced it with his own pair of big hands to grab it, while grabbing it, he said: "Brother Li, I call you Li Brother, I respect you! If you need me for anything in the future, you just have to talk! Brother, I will definitely listen to you! Go through fire and water..."
Li Li was about to burst out laughing, because Xu Mao had a serious expression on his face, and Bai Zhanji beside him felt goosebumps all over his body, and poked his elbow fiercely at him, saying, "Why are you so thick-skinned! Who is it, what can Brother Li use you for, and what do you need?"
Xu Mao became unhappy, and said: "You look down on me? Look down on me, don't still eat my cooking every day!" Turning his head and continuing to face Li Li, he became amiable again, "Brother Li, really, I'm not bragging, I'm The cooking is very delicious, if you are free, you must remember to come here, I will cook you a delicious meal! Really! It is delicious! You are satisfied!"
Bai Zhanji couldn't stand it anymore, so he found an excuse to send Xu Maozhi away. As soon as Xu Mao left, he sat next to Li Li and said, "Brother Li, the right assistant didn't come with you?"
Just now, right came to send him outside the villa area. He insisted on getting out of the car and walking back, but as soon as the car left, he also ran away, and ran from south to north with a silent sigh.So it's not too early to arrive at the apartment. At ten o'clock and eleven o'clock, the two newcomers are ready to wash up and go to bed.
Xu Mao grabbed him to chat, and it was twelve o'clock after chatting. Bai Zhanji looked at the clock in the living room embarrassedly, and asked Li Li, "Brother Li, I think it's getting late, do you want to stay and count?" gone?"
From the moment he entered the door, Li Li actually had this idea. He didn't want to go home because he felt that he was not mentally prepared.
As soon as Bai Zhanji mentioned it, he naturally went down the donkey. After a while, the two young men cleaned up the house.Bai Zhanji hugged the pillow and went to sleep in Xu Mao's room. Li Li was still the same as before, living in that big room alone.
Xu Mao was really enthusiastic, running back and forth, saying that the bath water was ready, and then asking Li Li if he wanted a massage, but Bai Zhanji couldn't put his mouth in, so he had to get angry, his face turned pale with anger.
Li Li got into the quilt, lay flat on the bed, and soon found that the room had been redecorated.After he moved away, Bai Zhanji has been living in this house. Bai Zhanji loves to be clean, and every corner is neatly tidied up.
Looking at the tidy furnishings in the room, Curly thought of screenwriter Fu.Screenwriter Fu also loves cleanliness. Although the house will be messy like a kennel when working, the kennel is only half of it, and the remaining part must be kept clean.Sometimes when Li Li passed through the middle, he would feel that he was walking on the dividing line between two countries.On the left are third world countries that are almost as poor as grandma’s house, and on the right are developed capitalist countries, and the gap in comfort is not a little bit.
And Niuniu, Director Fu will give Niuniu hair care on a regular basis. Although it is just a plush toy, it will always be respected enough by Director Fu.When Screenwriter Fu hugged Niuniu, Li Li must have slept on the other side angrily, and then turned around when he couldn't bear it anymore, dug Screenwriter Fu's long arm from Niuniu's body, and wrapped it around his neck shamelessly.He insisted on hugging Da Putao face to face, so that Da Putao would only look at him and would not go to see Niuniu again.
If those fans who love him to death know that he is a handsome guy and even competes with a plush toy, they will be so angry that he will laugh their teeth out.
But there is no way, he just likes big grapes.From liking to love, he didn't know what kind of changes he experienced in the middle, but this change was irreversible, as if he couldn't stand it now and just stood by and watched.
Staring at the ceiling for a long time with his eyes open, Li Li found that he couldn't fall asleep at all.He was so full of thoughts about Fu Binyu that he was about to die.
He thought, what have I to be afraid of?I dare to sleep with him, dare to do this or that with him in a place where no one is around...Are you afraid that he won't look at me?He will always see that if it doesn't work this year, there will be next year, and if it won't work next year, there will be many, many next years. After that, won't there be many, many years?
Thinking of this, he got up silently, put on his clothes lightly, and walked to the door.
He was going to go back, no matter whether Da Putao was there or not, he still wanted to go back to their home.
While squatting at the door to put on his shoes, Xu Mao came out of the house yelling at him. When he saw Li Li, the big man was startled. After staring at him for a while, he said in a low voice, "Brother Li... what are you doing?" What are you going to do?"
Li Li said, "I'm going home."
Xu Mao groaned, touched his buttocks and said, "I have to take a taxi at this point, do you have any money?"
Li Li said: "I brought it." Putting on his shoes and going out, he grabbed the doorknob with one hand, Li Li stopped again, turned around and said to the bewildered Xu Mao, "Change your accent when you have time, Speak Mandarin. Also, thank your roommate for me, please trouble him."
☆, the last little trivial
When Screenwriter Fu came home, Little Curly was lying on the sofa wrapped in a quilt. As soon as he turned on the light, Little Curly got up, half of his body protruded from the quilt, and his hair fell asleep in a mess.
"Brother Fu!" Little Curly called him.
Fu Binyu stood by the door, with an expression on his face, he looked at him for two seconds, and rushed upstairs quickly.
Little Curly was a little flustered, he didn't have much confidence in the first place, and when he saw Big Putao's attitude, he became even more flustered.He crawled out of the quilt with both hands and feet, but he didn't dare to show his breath, and he followed the person upstairs with his bare feet.
Screenwriter Fu began to go in and out of room by room, as if he was looking for something or someone.It wasn't until I searched the row of rooms on the second floor that I turned to him and asked, "Where's your luggage?"
Li Li was taken aback and said, "What luggage?"
Director Fu stopped talking, and stared silently at Xiao Curly's face, and Xiao Curly smiled a little bit reluctantly.
"Have you eaten yet?" Screenwriter Fu asked.
"I ate it, and you bought it for me before the announcement at night."
"Oh."
After saying this, Director Fu went back to the bedroom and came out later with an extra pair of slippers in his hand.Pulling a bare footed girl with little curly hair underneath, he continued angrily, "How many times have I told you that you have to wear slippers when you enter the door, and every time you step on the ground, do you know how to respect the fruits of other people's labor? .”
The little curly hair supported his shoulders, thinking that this moral model should be a role model.
There are regular people to clean the villa every week. In addition to basic cleaning, they are also responsible for garden pruning. Director Fu doesn't like to let strangers approach him too much, so every time he cleans, there are The left assistant is present.Assistant Zuo was in charge of cleaning the bedrooms on the second floor, as well as Screenwriter Fu's office, which was not used often.
So whether it's the floor or the room, the results of labor have never had anything to do with Screenwriter Fu, and he is also a result destroyer himself.
Putting on the slippers, Little Curly went downstairs to get the quilt, and when he entered the bedroom, Director Fu had already lay down, with his back to him, lying silent.
The little curly hair crawled over, softly slept next to him, then turned off the light, and lay down without saying a word.
When he first came back, he had accumulated a lot of words on the sofa to tell screenwriter Fu, but now that screenwriter Fu came back, he found that he couldn't speak.
What are you talking about, thank you for giving me the role of Zhou Hong?
So what if the big grape smiled evilly and said something small?
Where is his face?Do you want to live? !
Clutching a ball of quilt on his chest, the little curly hair was tangled to death.His eyes turned back and forth on the dark ceiling, and he suddenly felt a hand stretched out, it was Da Putao's hand, wrapping around his stomach, and soon Da Putao's mouth also came over, warm and pressed against him. neck.
Big Putao said: "I thought you put me to sleep and ran away."
There was no sound anywhere at night, and when Da Putao spoke, he seemed particularly aggrieved, weak, and a little soft... In short, Li Li almost spit out a mouthful of black blood.
What do you mean I thought you put me to sleep and ran away...
Haven't you been sleeping with me all this time! ?
Little Curly took a deep breath, calmed down again, and said lightly: "Huh?"
Screenwriter Fu said: "I bought you a lot of food, pudding, cake, don't you like them all?"
Because of the need to control his body shape, Li Li can't eat many things often. In fact, he doesn't like sweets too much, but he is greedy.Just like the more he can't get something, the easier it is to be greedy. If he can't eat, he will be greedy.I'm so hungry, I bought it and put it in the refrigerator, and I'll take it out to have a look when I have nothing to do.
In order to prevent his target of adultery from being swallowed by Director Fu, he always writes his name on the packaging box, plus a line of small characters, saying: Don't eat me, sir!
But screenwriter Fu deliberately steals food every time, and steals it blatantly. The food in the main body is gone, but the box is still swaggering and chic.
The little curly hair held back a laugh, grabbed Writer Fu's hand and slipped into his arms, and asked him in a low voice, "What about the cake and pudding? Have you put it in the refrigerator?"
Screenwriter Fu was silent, and it took a long time before he said: "I ate it. I couldn't get through the phone, I was very angry, and I ate everything when I was angry."
"What about the packing box?" He went to the kitchen when he came back, but didn't see a box.
Screenwriter Fu said, "It's in the refrigerator."
"Why put it in the refrigerator?"
"...When you come back and see it, I will piss you off."
"..." Little Curly was heartbroken.
What about IQ! ?
But he soon became happy again, and turned around in Director Fu's arms carefully, stretched his finger up, and touched Director Fu's lips.
"Eat it all?"
"Ah."
"Not one left?"
"Ah."
"Really, let me try."
The little curly hair kissed him, paused for a few seconds after the kiss, and then took another kiss.This mouthful of tongue also stuck in, biting screenwriter Fu's lips and sucking hard.
Writer Fu was lonely from the beginning, with one parent and two parents, the girlish heart of a girl who was cold on the outside and hot on the inside was a little ready to move. When he finally realized this, he felt very ashamed, so ashamed.
So he hugged the little curly hair, he quickly took the initiative, pressed the little curly hair from top to bottom and kissed fiercely, the two of them were almost out of breath, and then let go of his mouth and said: " You fell in love with me...not to get a role."
Little Curly's face turned blue when he heard it, and asked out of breath, "The role I got this time...isn't because I'm with you."
Screenwriter Fu got a little angry and said, "Of course not, you acted very well, so it's your turn to act."
Little Curly smiled, and replied: "Then neither am I, you are so cute, I deserve to love you."
As soon as the shameless words were uttered, the atmosphere suddenly became a little harmonious. The two of you looked at me and I looked at you. Although they were all pitch black and couldn't be seen clearly, they both felt that the other was suddenly so handsome. , is simply going to be fascinated.
The verbal expression was not in place, so it was changed to body parts. Xiao Curly hugged Writer Fu and rolled on the bed, and directly climbed the body and got under the quilt.Mouth and tongue were kissed and licked, all the way shamelessly kissed into the crotch, Editor Fu was still moving, but when he got here, he froze suddenly, straight and looking forward to it.And the little curly hair didn't let him down, grabbing the trousers and pulling them down, he pressed his hot lips against the well-defined abdominal muscles underneath, and then moved down little by little.Screenwriter Fu snorted softly, Little Curly didn't stop talking, and continued to kiss.The kiss made Screenwriter Fu so comfortable that he felt like dying, but he opened his mouth suddenly and bit down hard on his waist.The bite was so hard that Director Fu wailed in pain, and with a groan, he directly held his hairy head.
"Psycho, you!"
Little Curly came out from under the quilt, kissed him warmly, and said, "Yeah, I'm dying of illness, can you give me an injection to make me feel better, handsome man!"
完结
I wrote the following words:
Later, after Xiao Curly acted in that movie, he won the best supporting actor, and then Xiao Yu was of course the best actor, and after that, Xiao Muyu became popular all the way and became the best actor.And Xiao Curly stopped being an actor after fulfilling his wish, and changed his career to learn business with Fu's father. "Light Bulb" was the pinnacle of his acting career. After fading out, Uncle Gu was unhappy for a long time because the cash cow he cultivated with great difficulty was gone...but soon he had a new little moneymaker...don't ask I am Bai Zhanji or Xu Mao.
There is also Uncle Gu's CP, and the blind man can tell that it is Boss Qiao.Let's see the situation tomorrow and write a side story. Anyway, I will definitely write it a year ago, and Xiaomuyu will also have a little bit of involvement.
Finally, I would like to thank the comrades who have always accompanied me to talk nonsense! ! !Hahahaha! ! !Happy New Year!
The author has something to say: This article is not actually an article in the entertainment industry, hahahaha, it is basically a daydream of a small fan chasing a big male god, so I just clicked on some places, hahahaha!See you next time!
☆, extra
Qiao Dajin saw Gu Huan for the first time. The young man was fishing for things in the big fountain in the middle of the square like a fool.
In summer, the weather is extremely hot, and there are always a lot of homeless people who will take a bath in the fountain or something, so Qiao Dajin takes Gu Huan as a homeless person by the way.
Mr. Qiao was in a bad mood that day, because his younger brother turned against him for a bad face.The little boy was bought by his younger brother with money, and he was wrapping it at home to make a canary, but he didn't expect that he would reveal his feelings while wrapping it up.Brother Qiao reformed himself and decided that he would only love the little boy from now on. In order to please his lover, he also closed the door and drew a class boundary with his unruly brother.
So overnight, Boss Qiao, who loves to eat, playful and lustful, was lonely and alone.
Boss Qiao likes beautiful women. Collecting beautiful women is like collecting commemorative coins. The entire company, from cleaning to secretaries, is full of beautiful women without exception.
In addition to seductive, he just wanted to experience the feeling of the emperor opening the harem in ancient times.It's just that this harem doesn't have an empress in the palace, because besides a large number of beauties, Boss Qiao also raised a savage and bad son.
The bad son is Qiao Dabao, and he is a big raccoon.
Whenever he meets someone who feels right, Boss Qiao will take them to show Dabao to have a look.But Dabao was hard to please, at least in the past few years, none of the beauties he brought home could catch his eye.
His son didn't like it, and he might not be happy even if he got married, so Boss Qiao just came up with a cheeky list all the way.I have nothing to do and play hooligans. When I am free, I go out to eat and play with Brother Qiao. There are sex appointments but no appointments. To sum up, life is beautiful.
But now that brother Joe has become a benefactor by himself, and even a male benefactor, Boss Qiao is very unhappy.
He thought, what's so good about a man, when he wears clothes, he has a beak hair, and when he takes off his clothes, he has a bird feather, not only his bones are also big, but his muscles are also hard, so he can play?Can you play?
After pinching his cigarette and shaking his head, Boss Qiao thought, "You can't play. It's so boring for men to play with men."
Looking at the fountain in the center, he found that the homeless man was still wading in the pool, his upper body was shirtless, and his only shirt was wrapped around his waist into a big bag.The tramp seemed to be fishing for something, and put some into his big pocket, but the light was not good, so he couldn't see what he was fishing for.
Boss Qiao asked Lu Renjia: "Can you tell stories?"
Lu Renjia was taken aback, and said, "Yes, what do you want to hear?"
Boss Qiao said: "It's that young man who threw a big ax into the river for nothing, and ended up killing the Jinhe God with one axe."
"..."
Lu Renjia: "Mr. Qiao, that's called a golden ax and a silver ax, and the ax didn't kill anyone, and the river god isn't golden..."
Before he could finish speaking, Boss Qiao's eyes staring out of the car window suddenly lit up strangely: "Oh my god! I'm my god! We're fighting! We're fighting!"
When Lu Renjia turned her head, there were two people fighting by the pool. One had dark skin and was covered in black, while the other was only naked from the upper part of the body, as white as a fish with light.
Boss Joe got excited and said: "Come here, let's place a bet!" He observed for a while, "The strong black ... the thinner white, just black and white, you pick first, pick whatever you want, Black or white? Which one is better?"
Lu Renjia: "..."
When Boss Qiao asked Lu Renjia to pick Gu Huan back from the pool, Gu Huan's face was bloody, it was all nosebleeds, caused by the dark skinned man.
No one thought that the dark-skinned person would be so ruthless, but within three to five minutes, Gu Huan was beaten until he passed out.
After taking him back to the hotel, Boss Qiao finally saw that the thing in his shirt pocket was money.More than a dozen pink photos of Grandpa Mao, all soaked in water and crumpled from being pinched.
Boss Qiao said: "What are you looking at? I don't care about your little money!"
Gu Xiaojiu stood outside the bathroom, half of his eyes were swollen from being hit by a fist, his face was bleeding lawlessly from the nose, and he was so aggressive that he flew to both sides.
Seeing the defensiveness in his eyes, Boss Qiao became impatient: "Don't worry about your mother, I didn't have any bad ideas! First, you are too ugly to look at now! Second, I also I don’t like men! It’s just a sudden brain fever and I want to be Lei Feng again! Do you understand?!”
Boss Qiao is an upstart, but he is full of gentlemanly style. He raised his hands like a foreigner. He intends to show off his good image of all-round development of morality, intelligence, physique, art and labor, but he just said "I don't like men" , people pushed him away and went straight to the bathroom to take a shower.
Boss Qiao went back outside and chatted with Lu Renjia for a while. About half an hour later, he heard the sound of a hair dryer in the bathroom. He thought that this homeless man was quite rude, and he knew how to dry his hair with a hair dryer before leaving. .But it took more than 20 minutes for the hair dryer to sound.
Boss Qiao couldn't bear it anymore, and thought that the young man's hair didn't grow long. After blowing it for so long, it means blowing his hair and then blowing his legs?
He slipped to the bathroom lightly, slipped to the side, and gently pushed open a crack in the door.
Facing him is a white butt, a homeless man who can't fight is squatting, holding a hair dryer in his hand and blowing on the wall.
A wall of grandpa Mao.
Boss Qiao was stunned, and said in his heart: "...This rich man is so...bitter and domineering..."
In the few years after they met, Boss Joe often used this incident as a story. He said that Uncle Gu drank too much and threw soft sister coins into the fountain, thinking that when the pool god came up, he would return him a bunch of dollars or pounds. What's the matter, the money was lost in the end, and Chi Shen, who was born in the underworld, was very angry, and sent a big black buffalo to knock him down.Gong Wanren also robbed money, so that Gu Xiaojiu suffered two big nosebleeds, and lost his human appearance.
Every time Boss Qiao said something, it would definitely attract Uncle Gu's eyes, and the cold reception that lasted for a week.But Boss Qiao has a thick skin, and Uncle Gu is cold and cold, and he doesn't delay him from sticking to him in the slightest.
There are actually two reasons why Boss Qiao sticks to him. First, Boss Qiao also loves money.Unlike his acquired love, Uncle Gu's love for money comes from the heart.Money is just like his fig leaf, if you don't have money, you will be naked. Uncle Gu wants to show his face, so of course he refuses to let himself be naked.So he worked desperately to make money, just to make himself look beautiful and like a senior person.
Apart from money, Boss Qiao made a new discovery. He found that Gu Huan was very good-looking, especially his two legs, which were long and straight, almost like ivory.Because of these beautiful legs, he would ask Gu Huan to go swimming, take a bath and take a sauna if he had nothing to do, just to have a chance to feast his eyes.
But people always put their noses on their faces. After watching for a long time, Boss Qiao will inevitably be cheap and want to touch him.This is a bit more difficult.
Who are the normal old men who are all right and full and open their legs for you to touch? !
Of course, he also wanted to talk directly with money, but after much deliberation, he didn't dare, for fear that Gu Huan would hate him because of this, and would stab him softly for ten years.
So after a long time, Boss Qiao became depressed and became lovesick for his legs.
Finally, one day, he was so ill that he became ill, and he came up with a bad idea - asked someone to buy a valuable watch, and then brought the watch case, and went to the reception to look for Gu Huan.
Gu Xiaojiu was so drunk that he walked back to his room in a tortuous way. After Li Li sent him to the room, he took You Lai and left first.
Not long after he left, Gu Huan heard someone knocking on the door outside, very regular, knocking three times at intervals.He thought it was his silly nephew who came back, so he blushed and went to open the door.As a result, when the door opened, the nephew was not there, there was only an empty hotel corridor, plus three or five steps in the corridor, and the money lying flat.
Gu Xiaojiu collected himself, rubbed his eyes vigorously to prevent himself from misreading, and then looked down, the money was still money, pink, as fresh as sliced meat.
After watching for a while, he chuckled and said, "Why are you here?"
Uncle Gu started to pick up money, one by one, picked up one and kissed one, all the way to another room with an open door.
As a result, Boss Qiao caught him as soon as he entered.
Boss Qiao didn't dare to turn on the light, but he couldn't see anything in the pitch black and he was unwilling, so he secretly turned on a small wall lamp.
Gu Huan was so drunk that he was dazed, but he was pushed down by someone and took off his pants. Naturally, he refused to let go, so the two smeared and had a fight. Boss Qiao couldn't take advantage of it, so he simply used all his strength and fell on Uncle Gu. Then he took out the diamond watch from his pocket and brought it to Uncle Gu with a snap.
"Look! Look at what this is?!" He was panting.
Uncle Gu was lying on the ground, looking at the watch with his eyes squinted, but he didn't move, and said softly, "Kallania..."
Boss Joe was busy peeling off his pants: "Do you like it?"
Uncle Gu nodded obediently, and said, "Yes."
Boss Joe dropped his trousers, took a deep breath and prepared himself, and he pounced on him and groped him hard.
Gu Xiaojiu's legs are really good-looking and useful, they look good-looking, and they feel very slippery and comfortable.Boss Qiao had a great time touching it, and Uncle Gu was also softened by him.
Staring at the new watch in his hand, he couldn't put it down. He completely forgot about the pants. Boss Joe made him feel comfortable. Make a long wet sound.
Boss Qiao felt a little bad in an instant. He hugged his two legs and kissed and touched them. When he got inside, he accidentally pulled them away and did a shot, which made him faint from pain.
That night, Boss Qiao ran away. He ran out of Beijing and went straight to Hainan Island without telling anyone before leaving.He didn't dare to tell, for fear that Gu Huan would follow the clues to find him and castrate him again.
The author has something to say: I was so sleepy that I only wrote half a chapter, and I will write the rest tomorrow.
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Boss Qiao stayed in Hainan Island for more than a week like a cat and mouse. Before leaving, he made full psychological preparations, such as being broken into the door while sleeping at night, and then the barrel of a big gun was held against his forehead, or walking in the On the way, he was beaten into a fool by a big iron stick. If he was more violent, he could have a hotel room explosion or something.In short, he imagined a hundred reasons why he might be killed by Gu Huan.
But day after day, full of fantasy, turned out to be calm.
Boss Qiao was unhappy again. He felt that he had been let down by his ordinary life. He couldn't believe that Gu Huan was such a generous person.
Uncle Gu was the most angry.
For example, among the people they know, there is a foreigner who loves tofu. That time, he just touched his buttocks while drinking, but he was beaten by Gu Huan on the spot until his nose bleeds.
Tsk tsk tsk... Recalling the scene at that time, Boss Qiao, who was lying by the pool basking in the sun, shivered on the spot.
Sitting up suddenly from the recliner, he hugged his two thick arms and stroked them, then twisted his head like a big rooster and looked around.
There is no one there, only a large swimming pool with snow-white tiles, which is filled with a pool of blue bath water, and outside is a wall full of green plants.Then monitor probes, monitor probes, infrared monitor probes, pinhole monitor probes... probes, probes, probes...
Heavy security measures surrounded Boss Qiao in the center, which seemed to mean that the years have passed and the years have been quiet.
So Boss Qiao lay down in relief and disappointment.After lying down, he closed his eyes, touched his stomach and let out a long sigh.
He thought, Gu Aiqian, a cheapskate, actually hid such a nice ass!Tsk tsk, stingy, so stingy!
Thinking about it in his heart, Boss Qiao finally turned on the cell phone that had been shut down for many days with the slightest expectation of being destroyed by humanity.Sure enough, as soon as I turned it on, countless missed calls and unchecked text messages flooded in.
Boss Qiao was so excited, his face was flushed, and his hands shook a few times.He looked down one by one... After so many days, Gu Huan only called him once and sent him a text message.
The display time is the second day after he escaped from Beijing, while the sending time of the text message is yesterday.
Gu Xiaojiu said: "When will you come back? Last time the raccoon hut you ordered for Dabao arrived. I have been too busy to spare time recently. If you have time, come and get it yourself, or have someone come and get it."
……
Pointing up with his fingers, then pressing down again, back and forth several times, Boss Qiao wondered if he had sunbathed for a long time and blinded his dog's eyes.
Why is there no butt thing here?Even if he didn't have a butt, how could there be no news about the big and small tooth marks he bit on Gu Huan's leg? !
Boss Qiao frowned, worried to death.
It shouldn't be...
...Could it be that it wasn't Gu Aiqian who got drunk that day but Qiao Dajin?
I thought I was so flattered that I kissed someone to sleep, but after a long time, I didn't get anything done?
Boss Qiao immediately called Lu Renjia and said, "Did Gu Aiqian find me?"
Lu Renjia said: "I did, I just looked for you."
"Just now?"
"what."
"...Then he didn't say why he wanted me?"
Lu Renjia said: "It seems that Dabao's new nest has arrived, and I'm planning to go there to get it."
Qiao Dajin touched his mouth, relieved, and said, "Okay, don't go, I'll be back in a few days, and then I'll go by myself."
After hanging up the phone, Boss Qiao put the big black toad mirror on his face again.He was absolutely sure that he must have put Gu Aiqian to sleep, and he slept very well and soundly.As for the reason why Gu Aiqian didn't bother him, there could only be two reasons, either because he was really drunk, so big that he was completely broken, or... In fact, Gu Aiqian also thought that he was very skilled.
Hmm... No matter what the reason is, the only thing I can be sure of right now is that I am temporarily safe.
Joyfully, Boss Qiao returned to Greater Beijing the next day, and immediately called Gu Huan to ask about the raccoon hut.Sure enough, Gu Aiqian's voice on the phone was also very calm, and when he talked about Dabao, he even showed a little concern, which made Boss Qiao feel guilty again.He thought that he must have misunderstood Gu Huan.In fact, apart from his excessive love for money and occasional cruel attitude, he is still a very nice and kind person.
So Boss Qiao happily made an appointment with Uncle Gu, saying that he would go to Uncle Gu's house at what time in the evening and bring the raccoon hut back by himself.
Then he went very punctually, and bought a large bouquet of red roses when he went.
Then as soon as he entered the door, the dog leg was interrupted by Uncle Gu...
The fighting situation at that time can almost be described as tragic. Uncle Gu didn't say a word, and beat Boss Qiao to crawl all over the ground. Of course, Boss Qiao didn't resist at all. , among the broken petals all over the sky, he ruthlessly bit Uncle Gu's cheek.
Recalling afterwards, Boss Qiao said that he wanted to kiss him at the time, but his leg hurt so much that he almost hated it.
But as soon as his mouth was on Uncle Gu's face, he became a little agitated, his mouth was thumping, as if he was covering a toad
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