Why is the hook hanging?

Before she got off work, Yaoyao got into Si Nuonian's office with her ipad and a stack of A4 papers in her arms. Si Nuonian blushed when she saw the things in her arms and was particularly curious when she saw the stack of A4 papers.

"What's that?" Si Nuonian asked.

Yaoyao grinned, showing off: "This is a martial arts secret book. It contains the h part of the GL novel that I specially collected for you. It is very classic. Do you want to study it now?"

"Cheats of martial arts?" Si Nuonian took the things Yaoyao handed over, with a half-smile: "Sunflower Book." I was really drunk, why is this person more anxious than myself.

Yaoyao secretly paid attention to Si Nuonian's expression, and saw that her expression didn't change at first, but after watching for a while, her face turned red and then white, and Si Nuonian quickly closed the paper and her face turned pale. red.

"Where did you find so many things?" Si Nuonian had a headache.

"Great Du Niang. Hurry up and see, mutual attack is the kingly way. Maybe you want Xin Qi to be the master of the general attack. You have to know that if she doesn't experience that kind of fun, your relationship will also be affected."

"What, feelings are not based on this." Si Nuonian felt that Yaoyao was talking heresy.

"What do you know, is the relationship maintained on this, but the disharmony in this matter will definitely affect the relationship. Where do you think so many mistresses come from? Science shows that 80.00% of men like slightly fat women. Why is the wife hooked up by the third child after giving birth to the child, whether she is fat or not? Let me tell you, starting from the life of this couple, one is that this matter itself has been in harmony for a long time, and the other is that since the third child has given up on the lower mouth, Of course, I can spare the face on it. There is no man who doesn't like all kinds of sex in various poses."

What Yaoyao said was frothy and logical, but what Si Nuonian heard was sweating profusely.

"It's not just the man's fault that the relationship is cheating. It's because you got married."

"It doesn't matter whether I marry or not. What matters is that I live in harmony and have a happy family." Yaoyao curled her lips, hating Si Nuonian's elm head, and said, "You don't have to save face, it's just for fun." You said that there is nothing in this life other than eating and drinking, and you can get some unexpected surprises in this matter, so you don't have to be shy."

"I'm not shy." She denied it, and Si Nuonian's red face betrayed her.

Yaoyao shook her head and said: "Anyway, you two will not be shy if you do a lot in the future."

"Uh." It didn't take long to think about it once.

When Si Nuonian and Yaoyao arrived home in the evening, it happened that Mo Ting and Zhang Ti were also there.Arranged for the three of them to sit on the sofa and watch TV, Si Nuonian changed his clothes and went to help Xin Qi wash the vegetables.Because Nuo Nian, who was about to get off work, could not control his eyes on Xin Qi's hands.

"What's wrong?" There were too many times, and the performance was too obvious. Xin Qi also paid attention, seeing that his hands were nothing, Xin Qi was puzzled.

"No, it's nothing." Si Nuonian bit his lip and scolded Yaoyao secretly.

Yaoyao sneezed, took out her "gift" and put it on the coffee table, Zhang Ti and Mo Ting looked at what she brought out and asked, "Sister still has work to do?"

"No." Yaoyao whispered, "This is for them."

"What? Can we take a look?" This gift was quite special, and both of them were curious.

Yaoyao already knew from Si Nuonian that these two were also of low attributes, so she generously showed the things to the two of them.

Zhang Ti took the A4 paper, flipped through it, and said excitedly: "I've seen this one, hey, I've seen this one too, this one is very well written, all kinds of cute, two heroines are called one Transparent, don't mention how high it is."

"Transparent?" can also be used here?Yaoyao couldn't help laughing, it seems that the two friends Xin Qi are not rookies.Thinking of this, Yaoyao said in a low voice: "The two of them are too pure, they need to be defiled."

"We both think so." Both of them said in unison, Zhang Ti took out her gift from her bag and handed it to Yaoyao, and said with a smirk: "I prepared everything for them. Even sexy underwear, a small leather whip and small handcuffs I'll buy them all, in case anyone likes role-playing, isn't there a simple preparation."

Yaoyao flipped through the pages and looked very carefully. Seeing that Si Nuonian and Xin Qi were still busy in the kitchen and didn't pay attention, she secretly said to those two: "They don't need this now, they can use up the one you bought. Ten boxes of Durex is enough for Amitabha, let’s not forget to tell them how to use it, don’t blow it up like a balloon.”

"Haha. It's so fun. Sister, you are our real sister." Mo Ting turned his head forward and backward with a smile. He didn't expect that there was such a number one person beside Si Nuonian. If you put your heart into just one person, how many things will be wasted.

The two people in the kitchen still don't know that their good friends have been colluding together, cracking their boudoir happiness in every way, Xin Qi is still in a state of ignorance, and the ignorant Si Nuonian continues to be arrogant.

A few people sat at the table, Yaoyao suggested to drink, Zhang Ti and Mo Ting naturally helped, Xin Qi's drinking capacity does not believe that she can hold it after a few drinks.Si Nuonian understood what Yaoyao meant, she silently took out a bottle of Moutai at home, it was one of the few bottles that she bought from her father when she was in a bad mood a long, long time ago.

"Oh, it's white!" Mo Ting was at a loss in his mind, Xin Qi couldn't drink too much, if he fell asleep after three drinks, wouldn't it be a waste of everyone's efforts.

"I'm going to call the supermarket to deliver beer." Xin Qi stood up and went to the living room to pick up the phone, looked at the bag on the coffee table and asked curiously while dialing: "What is this? Who brought it?"

In the restaurant, Mo Ting and Zhang Ti only heard her ask, and they answered in unison: "Durex." It's loud, it's refreshing, and it's brushing together.Xin Qi blushed, before he could feel his heart beating faster, he heard a little girl in the receiver weakly ask, "How many boxes of Durex do you want?"

The phone had already been connected. "No, no, don't want that." Embarrassed, Xin Qi really wanted to bump his head to death.

"So, which brand do you want?"

Xin Qi jumped up in a hurry, as if the other party could see it, he covered the pocket he had just opened and said, "I want beer, ten beers." Anxious and embarrassing, she put her hands on the bag on the coffee table and stared at her eyes tightly, as if she was facing a scourge and feared that if she was not careful, there would be no bones left.

"Okay." The little girl is probably quite embarrassed. She has never heard someone call Durex so loudly. Besides, it sounds like a man and a woman. If you really buy that, oh my god, the little girl dare not think about it. Such a harmonious society, Can not cranky.

Sitting back in her seat, Xin Qi glanced at Si Nuonian, she looked at the pot quietly, as if she hadn't heard the three words, extremely calm.

"Well, Moting, why did you buy so much? Have you got a boyfriend?" After hanging up the phone, Xin Qi tried to ease the embarrassment he had caused.

"No, that's for you." Mo Ting patted Zhang Ti on the shoulder and praised: "Zhang Ti is such a good friend, I thought you two might be embarrassed to go out and buy it, and you bought ten boxes. Use the two first, it’s not enough for her to help you two.”

"Go away, why are you so stubborn, aren't you a hen?" Iron rooster.Zhang Ti patted Mo Ting's hand away, rolled her eyes at him, and stared at you to death, making you sterile.

"Uh. What, why did we buy that?" Xin Qi was stunned for a moment, looking at the crowd and asking, what's the use of this kind of thing for two women?She really doesn't understand.

Yaoyao got excited when she heard that it was not her own thing that came in handy, so she quickly went to get it.Passed it to Xin Qi and said: "You can watch the film and television version slowly, this is a quick one, and it gathers the experience of hundreds of schools."

Hundred forums?Si Nuonian thought to Yaoyao, please let Xin Qi go, look at her blushing little girl, she could fry eggs on it.

"Uh..." Xin Qi looked at Si Nuonian begging for help, sister, what happened to them, it was so strange.Given such a big gift, it’s still second-hand, should I accept it or not! ! !

Si Nuonian reached out to take Yaoyao's things and said helplessly: "Okay, the pot is boiling, stop making trouble."

"Okay, okay, let's eat." Seeing that Si Nuonian's face turned cold, Yaoyao knew that someone would get angry if she teased the two of them so bluntly.He greeted Mo Ting and Zhang Ti for dinner.

"Wow. Xin Qi, is this your newly invented pot base?" Mo Ting asked excitedly after taking a bite of the beef.

Xin Qi shyly asked: "How is it? Is it delicious? I also learned from a blog of a big coffee, but I just added another seasoning. Is it too spicy?"

"Spicy..." Xin Qi's sleeves were grabbed before others could comment, and Si Nuonian, who was sitting beside her, was blushing with his other hand fanning his mouth. "It's so hot." The vague Si Nuonian almost cut off Xin Qi's arm.Xin Qi grinned in pain, Yaoyao rushed into the kitchen to get boiled water, Mo Ting and Zhang Ti shouted in unison: "Xin Qi, kiss her, it won't be hot anymore." Si Nuonian really wanted to scoop her up. A spoonful of soup was stuffed into their mouths, causing them to have mouth ulcers tomorrow.

Si Nuo Nian felt much better after drinking Yaoyao's water, and seeing Xin Qi fanning and apologizing by his side also made him feel a little better.

"Niannian can't eat too spicy things." Yaoyao explained, this is a soup made from the three hottest peppers, it is estimated that Si Nuonian is breathing fire from beginning to end.

Xin Qi was very sorry, and felt distressed seeing Si Nuonian suffer so much, so he tried to make up for it: "I'll make a pot of clear soup now." I usually put chili peppers in some Sichuan dishes. Without thinking too much, Xin Qi was annoyed that he didn't ask everyone's taste clearly, and was not considerate enough.

"It's okay, take your time and it'll be fine." Si Nuonian held her down, and he wasn't particularly afraid of spicy food, but the hot pot itself made it even more spicy.Feeling better for a moment.

Everyone saw that Si Nuonian's face was much better, not as hot red as before, and he started to move his chopsticks again.Xin Qi went to bring a bowl of clear water and put it in front of Si Nuonian, after rinsing the contents of the pot, put the clear water into the seasoning.

"Xin Qi is so considerate~~~" Yaoyao said in a strange tone.

Zhang Ti looked at it with enough eyesight, and deliberately poked Xin Qi: "I asked you to kiss me just now, why didn't you kiss me, you know how spicy it is, and when you cry, a long tongue kiss will relieve all the spicy taste!"

"Uh." Xin Qi and Si Nuonian glanced at each other when they heard Zhang Ti bring up this topic again, and tacitly buried their heads away from the three eighth women opposite.

"Don't be shy. We are really good friends, even if we have a real tongue kiss in front of us, it's okay?" Mo Ting continued to go online.

Si Nuonian opened his mouth to refute, but Xin Qi who was beside him suddenly said, "We are afraid that you will have the eye of a needle."