Malevolence Named Happiness [Quick Transmigration]
Chapter 1, shit!It's the sick girl who will stamp Dou Bi's face in the future!
Tooth Stick Lan Xiaoming LV[-]? ]
"...Just take back that bat." Saying so, Dou Bi, who had just woken up from the darkness, returned to the darkness again.
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"You, hello."
As soon as he opened his eyes, he found that the angle of view was much wider than before... The cat in front of him was greeting him in human language.
Well, did he find his clansman?Oh no, why does this cat look so familiar...
"...Are you okay?" the cat asked again.
Dou Bi looked at the cat in front of him, and finally remembered what was going on. These paws and tail were the four paws and one tail that he saw every day when he was a cat, so he couldn't be wrong.
This is the original body...
So what has he become? !He tried to move his body, but his field of vision went dark, and he seemed to roll, huh?Is this because of the wrong body position?He tried to move again, and the result was another forward roll.
The cat meowed twice, and said with a smile: "Haha, you are so funny, little stone."
... Erba, can you explain it to me?
[You have become a refined stone. ]
Dou Bi was silent for a while, and roared angrily: "Don't think that labor and management don't know the setting until you finish reading that book! What's going on with this way of cultivating immortality and going to the Magic Continent? It doesn't conform to the setting of the world! Bah, complain and protest!"
No sound was made on the [-]th, which made Dou Bi so angry that he had no place to vent his anger, so he could only move (gun) again, and said angrily in his heart, now he is really "Bi".
The cat's paw reached over and rubbed the stone, and said, "You are so fun. Although I don't understand what you are talking about, I want to take you with me." This little stone has no attack power, and it can also relieve boredom. good.
Dou Bi, who was rubbed so badly, lost his ability to speak, was covered in saliva by the puppet cat, and finally passed out.
The cat took his stone and set off on a journey—that is, wandering on the grassland.
This grassland is the grassland where the cat Dou Bi was spawned, so he knew that if he continued to walk along this road, he would definitely meet that evil elf again...
"Brother Cat, can we discuss it?" The stone rolled, trying to ignore the indescribable parts below the neck and the parts below the neck of the naked man who had recovered to the human form in the all-round field of vision without dead ends, "Let's change direction?"
"Hey? Why?" The man smiled brightly, and Shi Doubi felt that he was cute~
Dou Bi wanted to blink to show sincerity, but found that he had no such thing as eyes at all, so he had to roll again: "Because... because you have been hiding from people, you will be found if you walk along the road now!"
The sunny and healthy cat brother smiled: "But you won't be attacked by beasts along the road, and I also want to go to the city..."
Um?Dou Bi was stunned, why did she feel that she seemed to have seen a sign of darkening in Brother Mao's expression just now?After being tricked so many times, it's time for a long memory. Dou Bi rolled back and forth thinking about the black air, and decided to take the initiative.
"Couldn't it be that you walked along the road on purpose because you didn't believe me?"
Brother Mao was shocked.
Ahhh, it should be said that it is better to not rhyme with the world or to be tooyoungtoosimple... Dou Bi looked at the messy cat in front of him, his eyes were full of sympathy.
"Is it that you don't want to trust others?"
If you add the [Demigod] mentioned in the system to guess...
"You are... a demigod, right? You have been living without a fixed place for a long time, and you lived a wandering life because you were repelled and attacked by creatures of different races?"
Sunshine cat brother Sparta for a second: "You... what do you know?! I just want to be alone, and I don't need to trust my companions!"
Tooth bully is really too young.
"Demigods are very powerful. They are afraid of you because they don't understand. In fact, although you are very powerful, your heart is very simple. You are obviously a brat who stained my drool."
"Shut up! >///<" The fried-haired kitty brother quickly ran away, leaving Dou Bi alone to mourn in place—at least wait for me!I am your destined partner!
However, Brother Mao ran too fast and disappeared in an instant.
The stone that was ready to roll was pinched.A pair of familiar eyes appeared in Dou Bi's all-round perspective.
It's Yin.
What happened after that was like a fast-forward dream, and Dou Bi could only wake up for a limited time.
He heard Yoon say thank you for helping Yoon find a demigod with great power.
By the way, Yin Xiao also said that he would slowly devour the demigod and put some kind of seal on him.
Yin's smile could no longer confuse him, and even made him resentful.
He saw Yin found Brother Mao, pretended not to see through the identity of the demigod, and returned the stone with the sealed language ability back to Brother Mao. Brother Mao was so grateful that he was a fool, and put him away like a treasure.
When he was conscious, he kept rolling around and wreaking havoc between the two of them, and he was always warned angrily by Brother Mao not to come over. Even so, Brother Mao still held him in his arms when he slept during the day inside.
He found that Brother Mao would blush and stammer when facing Yin.
He watched Yin bring the Ragdoll back to the land of life again.
In fact, the task is almost completed, right?This hidden mission took longer than any other time. Although the name was [accompanying the demigod], it was more like watching a show to him.All this is supposed to happen, right?
Why, a little reconciled?
"The demigod who was driven away by different tribes and had to wander fell in love with the elf king, but he didn't know that the elf king was just using himself to gain stronger power. In the end, the demigod turned into a god with extreme resentment and destroyed the elf family , into the land of life."
The ten-page story is condensed into two sentences, which is the story of Brother Mao's life without high degree of truth.
During the 3 years that Brother Mao sealed himself in the Land of Life, Dou Bi woke up again.During this period, he only woke up twice, so 300 years is just two reunions for Dou Bi, who skipped the long years with the assistance of the system.
For Brother Mao, he was accompanied only by snoring stones, 300 years of loneliness
"You finally woke up? I thought I would never be able to talk to you in this life." Brother Mao still smiled brightly like the first time we met, but his hair grew longer and his face became more mature.
"Aren't you a god? Will you live forever?"
"No, I, who ruined the elves, will die soon. This is God's rule." Brother Mao held Dou Bi, and gently kissed the stone in the palm of his hand. Immediately afterwards, the stone burst into dazzling brilliance, and Dou Bi felt The body seemed to be torn apart by something. Looking down, it was his long-lost body.
Dou Bi held Brother Mao's hand, feeling empty in her heart, feeling the vicissitudes of life.Dou Bi had never felt so sorry for someone before.
"You obviously didn't do it on purpose, it's because... because those elves concealed their weaknesses, and you also integrated into the land of life without knowing it..." That's right, the cat brother at the time didn't want to let you go. Yin Decheng's thoughts will actively integrate into the land of life, and the land of life will lose the ability to calm the elves, but this can't be blamed on Brother Mao, it's all the fault of the elf king!It's all him... I have been by Brother Mao's side all the time, watching him make trouble all the time, why is it still like this?
"You're not wrong, you never wanted to kill anyone..."
"But the disappearance of the elves is the disappearance, and the rules cannot be violated." Brother Cat lowered his head, looking a little lonely, and then laughed again, "It's a bit late to find out, but I finally understand why stones have souls—you Are you not from this world?"
Dou Bi wanted to say something, but couldn't say it, because the qi was stagnant in his heart and he couldn't get it out.
"I am... from another world."
"Okay, I should go." Brother Mao let go of Dou Bi's hand, and took two steps back facing him. In the thriving and calm place, only Brother Mao's color was dim.
"Where are you going?
The answer to this question could not be clearer for Dou Bi.Brother Mao's life is about to end, and as a demigod who violated the rules of the gods, he will return to nothingness.
"I've thought about it, I have to see you at least three times before I'm willing to..." Brother Mao's body gradually became transparent: "It's my wish to see you in the end."
He gradually faded into ashes.
"It would be great if I could love you as much as I have in these 300 years from the beginning."
"The only one who has been with me is you."
Afterwards, it was as if nothing had happened in the silent place, it still looked like birds and flowers, green leaves, and warm sunshine.Time seemed to stand still, but that person never came back.
The system's prompt sounds like electronic garbled characters, and Dou Bi can't hear it anymore.
He felt that many things were missing in his heart, precious things that could never come back.
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☆、Letter to you · Telescope
"Twenty-eight, what is the meaning of this system?"
Twenty-eight did not make a sound, replaced by the sound of the system, the same electronic sound as before: [Permission restriction.No answer. ]
"Is the world I experience real or illusory?"
[Privilege restrictions.No answer. ]
"Then what will become of me if I continue to travel?"
[Depending on individual efforts. ]
That's it... well, it's nothing, I still have to go on, so it's hard to say that there is a clearer and more effective way than to complete the task and go back quickly?No more, so let's complete the task.
Uncomfortable things, as long as you don't think about it.
The sudden sense of confusion was completely suppressed, and Dou Bi, who regained his composure in an instant, looked at the guide book hanging in front of him, hesitating whether to read it—if he didn’t read it, the points could be doubled, but If you don’t watch it, maybe the same thing as before will happen——
What's up?Nothing major happened?
Although it seems reasonable not to look at it like this, but in the first three worlds, he seems to have been severely traumatized physically and mentally by various abuses. Even if it is to comfort himself and protect his mental health, he seems to have to read the guide book.
Put it away after reading it, otherwise...otherwise what?
Why?What would happen otherwise?It seems to be something bad but I don't have any impression?Could it be the legendary sixth sense... Dou Bi's eyes lighted up, oh, this is God's favor, finally I have the super power to predict disasters and fortunes, why not world peace and justice? Properly put away your guide book.
The guide book of this world is a thick white cardboard, folded once, and there are only two lines on it, one line is the address, it says "Room 28, Unit 11, No. 601, Shimai Road, Pinglu District, D City", and the other line says "Recipient: Wen Haoyue".This is a world similar to the place where Dou Bi originally lived, so is the guide book also popularized?
It feels a little strange... In the past, the mission targets were all men, but this time a girl suddenly appeared.
Well, since she has such a literary name, she must be more harmless and pure to please others, right?Dou Bi is always kind and tired.
The system tone sounded in time: [Please find the letter to Wen Haoyue in this block and send it to Wen Haoyue]
The task seems to be very simple... no, not easy, this block... is quite big.
That's right, find an envelope in this sprawling block.
Meow meow, do you think I'm a drug-fighting dog?Can you find it by sniffing it?People's anti-drug dogs have even smelled the smell of drugs, but his uncle Dou Bi doesn't even know the smell of what he is looking for, okay?
People are not as good as dogs!
Xuete and Falk, please save your people, and use your powerful combat power to persuade the pervert in the system not to issue such a strange mission, okay? 【Dogeza】
please! 【Windmill soil seat】【Hey, I can't use enough skill points】
Hey, don't leave him just like that, Great Master Xuete, Great Master Fake!
Dou Bi, who lost the blessing of the gods, cried like a doge in the cubicle of the public toilet.
What else can I do?Let's start looking.Dou Bi resignedly rummaged through trash cans, strongholds for homeless people, dog kennels, men's public toilets, and... women's public testing and other places, and has become a well-known pervert.Damn, this is clearly gender discrimination!
#Feeling that life doesn't love me#
Because he was penniless and squeezed into the homeless stronghold, the homeless man with some mental problems tolerantly accepted Dou Bi, who was rotten and dirtier than him.
The search mission was going on aimlessly, it was hopeless, I searched little by little, but the homes of those residents could not enter, it seemed that it was a system restriction, he couldn't get out of this block, and he couldn't change his clothes, because the system's Clothes are prop-like things, and the contribution required is ridiculously high. You can only exchange your contribution for food every day, and at the same time, you have to take care of the homeless people around you.
Why care?Can you bear it when someone is drooling at you while you are eating delicious food?Even if you can bear it, can you bear that person still eating the stinking garbage?
The ultimate vagabond who defeats the rational and the emotional in one hit.
There was a turning point in fate. One day, Dou Bi was sleeping on the side of the alley, and was suddenly woken up by something.He opened his eyes angrily, looking for the thief who disturbed his dream.
"Crack." Another one, Dou Bi turned his head to look around, but he still didn't find that person, he was about to be pissed off, so Dou Bi jumped up and spun around the ground to look around.
"Crack." It was still a ball of paper, Dou Bi raised his head to the sky and roared angrily, "What idiot! Come out and challenge labor and capital!"
Erba feels that he can't stand it anymore: [Silly fork looks up. ]
A figure passed by the window on the 6th floor of the opposite residential building, and Dou Bi couldn't help being taken aback.
He knew who it was, because the guide book in his hand had that person's address written on it——I didn't expect it to be such a brat!Labor and capital send you a letter and you have to beat it? !Dou Bi was angrily ready to give him some paint to try, but when he entered the corridor, he was so angry that people who went up and down the stairs avoided one after another, and Dou Bi reached the top floor without hindrance.
"Dong dong dong."
His voice had already weakened when he knocked on the door, subconsciously he didn't want to leave a bad impression on the girl, he was so cowardly.
No one answered the door.
Dou Bi's flame of anger was rekindled——
"Bang bang bang!"
After a burst of knocking on the door, Dou Bi could almost hear his neighbors tiptoeing on the door mirror to hear the footsteps and friction at the corner, but the door in front of him was as solid as a rock.
Out of the corner of his eye, he caught a glimpse of someone on the fourth floor pulling out his mobile phone... Could it be that he wanted to call the police?
Calling the police would be a hassle!When the time comes, the police car will take him out of the block and he won't be able to get out, ahem, he can already imagine the magnificent scene of himself squeezed to death between the system barrier and the seat of the police car. In the end, he will squeeze the police car to the brim and get out Without the enchantment, and then become the seven inconceivables of the sub-bureau...
He doesn't want to be a legend!
The road of life is so difficult, Dou Bi hastily changed his mind.
Don't let that person call the police... By the way, I was thinking before, would Wen Haoyue know something?Just take advantage of this opportunity to sneak into her house, just because I know Wen Haoyue's name~ Just pray that there will be no one else in her house...
"Wen Haoyue, you bastard, come out! You called me all the way from other provinces, let me wander outside for several days without telling you, and now you don't see me after closing the door!"
The enthusiastic person at the corner on the fourth floor silently took back the phone.
"Kang, kuang, kuang!" Dou Bi continued to knock on the door, and at the same time prayed that the people inside would not call the police—otherwise he might as well just run downstairs, and he wouldn't have to worry about it here.
This guy has forgotten his original intention of running upstairs.
The door opened, and Dou Bi looked into the door in surprise, only to see a pale arm and a black stick.
"Whoo-"
The moment the door opened, the stick touched Dou Bi's body, and Dou Bi was also stunned. In the eyes of the neighbors who were listening to the door mirror in the corner, the door opened and people were hugged in.
Today's young people, alas.They think so.
Wen Haoyue is a squat at home, in various senses.
There is a supermarket downstairs, but Wen Haoyue prefers to order fast food online for home delivery—never leave this room, just don't.
Anyway, the divorced parents have plenty of money, and they will give Wen Haoyue enough money every month, and even various future insurances, but they can't spare time for discipline, but this is exactly what Wen Haoyue wants.
Wen Haoyue felt that she only needed to stay in this room.
Having said that, Wen Haoyue will not be paranoid enough to cut off all ties with the world - as well as social networking, and the telescope on the balcony.
Wen Haoyue often hides behind the tinted glass and uses that expensive telescope to observe the world it can see: two alleys and two office buildings.
Dou Bi felt a little bored with the ordinary scenery day after day.
In time, the heavens sent a joker to relieve Wen Haoyue's boredom.
Wen Haoyue saw that person looking around in the box, looking through the homeless man's nest and the trash can containing the waste paper from the printing shop when there was no one there, as if he was looking for something.He also often stayed in public toilets for a long time, and ended up living together with homeless people. He had never met such a person, who ignored all the dirty things and didn't even go home, just to find something.
Aren't adults supposed to do meaningful things?For example, work to make money, no matter how bad it is, you have to work hard to make ends meet like a tramp, instead of giving up being a human being for something.
Yes, when Wen Haoyue started hiding at home, the elderly grandmother from far away wrote a letter to her parents. Wen Haoyue secretly read that letter. In the letter to her parents, her grandmother said that Wen Haoyue had given up on being a human being.Not long after, the grandma who had worked all her life for the family business died of cerebral thrombosis in a distant hospital.
At that time, Wen Haoyue, who was young at that time, felt that it must be because her grandma was right and leaked the secret, so she was taken away by the gods.
However, from then until now, Wen Haoyue has never felt that there is anything wrong with not being a human being. Although the world outlook, values, and outlook on life are a bit distorted, they will not harm society, will they?
But the day-to-day life became more and more boring, and the house became more and more lonely.
Wen Haoyue wanted to see more real people in this house.
Occasionally appearing Dou Bi makes Wen Haoyue feel that time is difficult, like a child who wants to eat candy but you give him one every hour, and he is not allowed to do anything during this hour, otherwise there will be no candy—in order to be able to To observe Dou Bi, Wen Haoyue has to sit behind the telescope all the time, but Dou Bi doesn't appear often. Once Wen Haoyue leaves, he may miss the one-hour candy.
Waiting is infinitely prolonged, increasing anxiety.
One day, Wen Haoyue was pleasantly surprised to find that Dou Bi had fallen asleep facing the building, with most of her body still in view.
Wen Haoyue suddenly wanted to attract this person's attention, so Wen Haoyue found toilet paper, balled it into balls with water, and threw them at Dou Bi one by one. Seeing the person woke up by the blow, he looked around angrily for the person who did bad things, The real criminal couldn't help but smile.
With a strange sense of accomplishment, Wen Haoyue couldn't help opening the window wider, as if they were facing each other...
But the moment Dou Bi looked upstairs, Wen Haoyue was too startled to look directly at the other person, and immediately ran back to the house from the balcony, her heart beating all the time.
Did they just look at each other?Thinking of this, Wen Haoyue was actually a little excited.
Soon Wen Haoyue became even more excited because there was a knock on the door.
The other party knocked fiercely, and Wen Haoyue hurriedly stuffed herself into the quilt and closed her eyes, although she was afraid but also looking forward to it, until Dou Bi called out the three words "Wen Haoyue"——
At that moment Wen Haoyue wanted to let him in immediately, but reason told Wen Haoyue to pay attention to safety.He saw an electric rod on the floor, which was installed with parts purchased online and according to online tutorials. It was originally something for self-entertainment, but now it has come in handy.
Wen Haoyue opened the door with an electric baton in his hand.
Outside the crack of the door was the familiar face.
Yes, Wen Haoyue is a boy, 17 years old, squatting at home, his appearance is different from his father's beloved biological mother Cui Jie, but he is very similar to his father, with a beauty that blurs his gender, but because of this, his father and his name Peng Xue, the mother in the hospital, understood and divorced, while Cui Jie died long ago due to dystocia and hemorrhage.
It looks twists and turns, but it doesn't matter much to him personally.
The reluctance to go out is only a little bit affected by these things.
The author has something to say: Although I wanted to post it yesterday, I haven't finished coding it... because I have been browsing Weibo for a long time to find that kind of joyful feeling, but the result is still so strange when I write it [Sliding Sochiza]
Inexplicably being taken out to walk the dog at night... Being taken out during the aunt period is enough!Blood splattered all over his face!I'm so sorry for the delay in reading the text QAQ
I was a little excited to have a negative score yesterday... On the contrary, I want to write more!Well, it's the first time after all, and the reason for the negative score is very good, the fighting spirit is back!Because this also blew up a few comments from readers who haven't seen it before... I'm so happy...【Am I M?
Of course, don’t keep encouraging me with negative points, Shaking M will also hide in the quilt and cry~~~~
The collection is unexpectedly long, I feel so happy TWT Thank you for the collection, of course, I will be happier if you leave a comment~
☆、Letter to you·Eraser
When Dou Bi woke up, she felt like crying to death.
What kind of things do you run into again and again?Nowadays, just sending a letter will be tied up by the corona, and... why is Wen Haoyue still a man?This name is obviously a female name, what about the most basic trust between people?
Well, but that's okay, anyway, Dou Bi likes men, he looks pretty good at this little one.
"You, who are you? How...know my name?"
Dou Bi was stunned for a moment, and found that although the other party had been expressionless, he seemed to be trembling. Is this child actually afraid?
Why?It seems to be right, he was the one who came up to smash the door first, saying that this kid can obviously call the police, and then he will become an eternal legend in the police station... No, no, it's good to be tied here now!
Wen Haoyue frowned suspiciously, and Dou Bi remembered that she hadn't answered the other party's question, so she quickly replied, "I'm here to deliver a letter to you."
"Then what do you mean I look good!" The boy cautiously gestured at the electric baton.
The way the electric baton was flying up and down made Dou Bi feel like he could cry in the next second, Qiao teasing the sack!How did this brat know that he just thought that brat looked good?
Xiongzi said with a paralyzed face, "So you are afraid of electric batons."
"No, no, that's what I thought. I really came to deliver the letter, but the letter was lost!" This is the truth!Dou Bi, who was bound into a chrysalis, squirmed backwards while staring at the electric prod in horror.
Wen Haoyue thought about it seriously: "Your heart tells me that you are not lying."
……
Dou Bi was so angry that she threw a small cup in her heart!No one told him that Wen Haoyue was not only a boy but also a terminal patient with secondary cancer!
Boy, let Lao Tzu, a sophomore sick little angel, heal you!
"I'm not a second-year-old child, so I know I won't believe you if I tell you." Wen Haoyue stopped trembling, and his expression became more serious, "I can read minds."
……
It turned out to be a supernatural power.Dou Bi is very calm, he has even seen elves, what can you, a supernatural being, do to me?
"Although you are very happy to believe me, but...you seem to have some neurological problems? Elf? How could there be such a thing." The boy turned his face away with a look of disdain, and his face was slightly red.
Sure enough, I still want to beat... make a good friend, hahaha.Dou Bi had a bitter face, and now he couldn't even think about it. When he thought of "beating" but didn't think of "this bastard", the electric baton in Xiongzi's hand started to move again.
Why was the anti-social and anti-human thing like the electric baton born? !Although the security guards use it to subdue thieves and the police use it to deal with bad guys, it is convenient and portable without excessive damage, but it has no advantages other than that!
In this way, Dou Bi somehow became Wen Haoyue's good partner.
After all, if you share a nest with a homeless person, the homeless person will be awkward, and Wen Haoyue doesn't seem to be wary of him, and will buy him takeaway food, and finally stopped spending and contributing.
The price was to clean up Wen Haoyue's house where the floor had not been seen for many years - this took Dou Bi three days.
If he hadn't suspected that the letter was in Wen Haoyue's home, he wouldn't have touched those things that should have been mosaiced!
Of course, the result was a failure, and the boy with a paralyzed face was still laughing at him, "Should I still use you to deliver the letter I received?"
Speaking of which, thanks to Wen Haoyue's ability, he hasn't spoken since the day he was stunned, and he has to go out to take out the garbage after cleaning, and Wen Haoyue's online shopping ability also keeps him from leaving this house——
I finally know why many young people are willing to be adopted by TvT. If someone adopts him like this, he would also be willing~
The premise is that you don’t need to clean the house for three days, you don’t have to be ready to cook for the naughty kid at any time, and you don’t have to endure the strong smell of another dimension around the kid_
Think about it soberly, the task is completely without progress!Although my own time will not pass by, it always feels weird to stay here like this.
The same goes for this brat, but he really never went out.
[Didn’t you do the same before entering the other world?It's half a catty, an otaku. ] Erba's cold voice, which hadn't appeared for a long time, suddenly appeared in his mind.
OK, so he's surrounded by mind readers.
Master Xuete, God Falk, please come and save him, thank you for using the windmill well this time, and the seat of soil!
Dou Bi, who was abandoned by God, decided to go out to find the damn letter.
"Are you going out?"
Sitting at home with facial paralysis under the air conditioner, she appeared behind the gap in the door of the room, just like some kind of terrifying ghost, Dou Bi's hair stood on end, and she reluctantly nodded with a smile.
The ghost behind the door hesitated for a while, then said, "...I can buy anything I need."
Hey, is this considered a child clinging to others?The corners of Dou Bi's mouth couldn't stop turning up when he wanted to laugh, but he was afraid that the brat would become angry, so he tried his best to suppress it, so his expression became a little wretched...
The unexpected contrast of squatting at home but being very clingy is really cute! ! !
"Uh...be rough... go, morning, letter." It's not good that I can't speak for a long time and my voice can't pronounce.
"You want to be rough, premature ejaculation?" The boy frowned, "Why are you so disgusting when you speak?"
Yes, you might as well say it in your heart!Dou Bi couldn't laugh or cry, cleared her throat, patted her mouth, and said, "I have to complete the task, am I here to send you a letter?"
"You don't have to care about the income of sending letters at all. I can hire you so that your job will be easier and you don't have to send any letters."
Oops, is this trying to beat my rhythm?Dou Bi raised her eyebrows and thought, if it wasn't for that strange task and the damn system, it wouldn't be a bad idea to just be trapped like this...
The boy's face flushed red: "Take back your dirty thoughts!"
So with the imprint of the base of the factory hand figure thrown by the bear kid on his face, Dou Bi embarked on the journey of looking for the letter again.
There are coffee shops in the block with outside seats.A man was sitting there with his companion - this must be Wen Haoyue's father, right?It's just a face!
"Is the child still like that?"
"Well, he was always bored in the house. Since his grandma passed away, he hasn't gone out at all."
"Don't you need to find some psychiatrist to show him?"
"Three psychiatrists have already been scared away by him. This kid is as evil as his mother, Cui Jie."
……
Dou Bi didn't know why he stopped to eavesdrop, but he was very upset when he heard this. This is obviously his child, why should he treat him like this?
Really hateful.
Having said that, does the bear boy not go out have something to do with his grandma...
Is it because of something hurt when grandma died?After getting along these few days, he can see that Wen Haoyue is not such a bad-tempered person, on the contrary, he is very kind-hearted, and sometimes he will take some PS online and do post-production work, but...
Wen Haoyue often used the telescope on the balcony to observe the crowd. At the moment when he left the telescope for a while, Dou Bi always felt that he was very lonely, longing and fearful, and finally had to be alone, this kind of loneliness.
Ahhh, it's literary again, Dou Bi shook her head, really wanting to have a small eraser to erase Wen Haoyue's expression...
Today's destination is the post office.
With clean clothes, Dou Bi was finally able to walk into the post office without being kicked out, and confidently asked to find those letters that hadn't been sent and had no recipients.
Erba doesn't stay awake all the time, when Dou Bi doesn't need him to exchange items, he usually stays awake for one hour within [-] hours - so what he just woke up to see is the silly picture of Doubi.
Do you really think you were kicked out because your clothes were worn out and smelly? This is so funny, it was obvious that he was kicked out because everyone spread the rumor that he was a pervert who went into the women's restroom.This time he was not chased away because he washed his face and no one could recognize him.
The triumphant Dou Bi waited for the result of the inquiry, but the result was still "no".
"Twenty-eight, wouldn't that letter have been destroyed long ago?"
[The system will not assign tasks that are less than 50% likely to be completed, so rest assured. ]
Dou Bi scratched her hair with a headache, but there was no possibility of completing this task at all!If it doesn't work out...
"Is there a time limit?"
[It is almost equivalent to nothing. Of course, if you fail to find the letter until Wen Haoyue dies, it will be considered as the end of the mission.Because the task conditions given by the system will not change during execution, and the conditions conflict with the task requirements, so in this case you will not be punished, and you will not get contributions. ]
Although it is a house, it is very painful to spend a person's life in a block, and he will definitely go crazy by then!
Dou Bi suddenly had an idea, he understood the reason why he couldn't get out of this block - if he got out of this block and found a letter addressed to Wen Haoyue, it would also conflict with the mission requirements, and the system does not want such an event Happened, so restricted him.
Thinking about it the other way around, if Wen Haoyue walked out of this block, the mission requirements and conditions would also conflict.
@Special customs clearance skills_Master Dou Bi found you!
"Twenty-eight, you are still very useful!"
Erba felt contempt in his heart wave after wave, turbulent and endless, and the most critical question is still there? What is this idiot talking about.
Dou Bi returned home very, very happily——
He suddenly thought of a very important question, how could a brat who had not been cured by three psychiatrists obediently listen to him and go out?
Sure enough, when people are happy, their IQ tends to drop. Dou Bi quickly returned to calm and knocked on the door.
"I thought you weren't coming back." The boy said in a complaining tone, and Dou Bi outside the door felt a little cute.
The young man became angry and threw the air conditioner on Dou Bi's body.
Dou Bi relaxed holding the air conditioner and was laughed at. This child is really...suddenly, I want him to see more of the real world from the bottom of my heart. It is best not to have that lonely expression anymore. Or psychological.
Even if it was difficult, Dou Bi wanted to try to get Wen Haoyue out of the house.
After all, this child Wen Haoyue makes people feel a little distressed.
So Dou Bi, who regards herself as a good father, happily lived the life of being a father~
It is still cooking, cleaning, and laundry, and now there is one more activity—hot face sticking cold buttocks.
"Xiaoyue~~ Let's have a heart-to-heart talk~?"
"..."
"Xiaoyue, the weather is so good, how about we go for a walk in the corridor?"
"..."
"Protect your eyes, Xiaoyue, you can't always use
"...Just take back that bat." Saying so, Dou Bi, who had just woken up from the darkness, returned to the darkness again.
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"You, hello."
As soon as he opened his eyes, he found that the angle of view was much wider than before... The cat in front of him was greeting him in human language.
Well, did he find his clansman?Oh no, why does this cat look so familiar...
"...Are you okay?" the cat asked again.
Dou Bi looked at the cat in front of him, and finally remembered what was going on. These paws and tail were the four paws and one tail that he saw every day when he was a cat, so he couldn't be wrong.
This is the original body...
So what has he become? !He tried to move his body, but his field of vision went dark, and he seemed to roll, huh?Is this because of the wrong body position?He tried to move again, and the result was another forward roll.
The cat meowed twice, and said with a smile: "Haha, you are so funny, little stone."
... Erba, can you explain it to me?
[You have become a refined stone. ]
Dou Bi was silent for a while, and roared angrily: "Don't think that labor and management don't know the setting until you finish reading that book! What's going on with this way of cultivating immortality and going to the Magic Continent? It doesn't conform to the setting of the world! Bah, complain and protest!"
No sound was made on the [-]th, which made Dou Bi so angry that he had no place to vent his anger, so he could only move (gun) again, and said angrily in his heart, now he is really "Bi".
The cat's paw reached over and rubbed the stone, and said, "You are so fun. Although I don't understand what you are talking about, I want to take you with me." This little stone has no attack power, and it can also relieve boredom. good.
Dou Bi, who was rubbed so badly, lost his ability to speak, was covered in saliva by the puppet cat, and finally passed out.
The cat took his stone and set off on a journey—that is, wandering on the grassland.
This grassland is the grassland where the cat Dou Bi was spawned, so he knew that if he continued to walk along this road, he would definitely meet that evil elf again...
"Brother Cat, can we discuss it?" The stone rolled, trying to ignore the indescribable parts below the neck and the parts below the neck of the naked man who had recovered to the human form in the all-round field of vision without dead ends, "Let's change direction?"
"Hey? Why?" The man smiled brightly, and Shi Doubi felt that he was cute~
Dou Bi wanted to blink to show sincerity, but found that he had no such thing as eyes at all, so he had to roll again: "Because... because you have been hiding from people, you will be found if you walk along the road now!"
The sunny and healthy cat brother smiled: "But you won't be attacked by beasts along the road, and I also want to go to the city..."
Um?Dou Bi was stunned, why did she feel that she seemed to have seen a sign of darkening in Brother Mao's expression just now?After being tricked so many times, it's time for a long memory. Dou Bi rolled back and forth thinking about the black air, and decided to take the initiative.
"Couldn't it be that you walked along the road on purpose because you didn't believe me?"
Brother Mao was shocked.
Ahhh, it should be said that it is better to not rhyme with the world or to be tooyoungtoosimple... Dou Bi looked at the messy cat in front of him, his eyes were full of sympathy.
"Is it that you don't want to trust others?"
If you add the [Demigod] mentioned in the system to guess...
"You are... a demigod, right? You have been living without a fixed place for a long time, and you lived a wandering life because you were repelled and attacked by creatures of different races?"
Sunshine cat brother Sparta for a second: "You... what do you know?! I just want to be alone, and I don't need to trust my companions!"
Tooth bully is really too young.
"Demigods are very powerful. They are afraid of you because they don't understand. In fact, although you are very powerful, your heart is very simple. You are obviously a brat who stained my drool."
"Shut up! >///<" The fried-haired kitty brother quickly ran away, leaving Dou Bi alone to mourn in place—at least wait for me!I am your destined partner!
However, Brother Mao ran too fast and disappeared in an instant.
The stone that was ready to roll was pinched.A pair of familiar eyes appeared in Dou Bi's all-round perspective.
It's Yin.
What happened after that was like a fast-forward dream, and Dou Bi could only wake up for a limited time.
He heard Yoon say thank you for helping Yoon find a demigod with great power.
By the way, Yin Xiao also said that he would slowly devour the demigod and put some kind of seal on him.
Yin's smile could no longer confuse him, and even made him resentful.
He saw Yin found Brother Mao, pretended not to see through the identity of the demigod, and returned the stone with the sealed language ability back to Brother Mao. Brother Mao was so grateful that he was a fool, and put him away like a treasure.
When he was conscious, he kept rolling around and wreaking havoc between the two of them, and he was always warned angrily by Brother Mao not to come over. Even so, Brother Mao still held him in his arms when he slept during the day inside.
He found that Brother Mao would blush and stammer when facing Yin.
He watched Yin bring the Ragdoll back to the land of life again.
In fact, the task is almost completed, right?This hidden mission took longer than any other time. Although the name was [accompanying the demigod], it was more like watching a show to him.All this is supposed to happen, right?
Why, a little reconciled?
"The demigod who was driven away by different tribes and had to wander fell in love with the elf king, but he didn't know that the elf king was just using himself to gain stronger power. In the end, the demigod turned into a god with extreme resentment and destroyed the elf family , into the land of life."
The ten-page story is condensed into two sentences, which is the story of Brother Mao's life without high degree of truth.
During the 3 years that Brother Mao sealed himself in the Land of Life, Dou Bi woke up again.During this period, he only woke up twice, so 300 years is just two reunions for Dou Bi, who skipped the long years with the assistance of the system.
For Brother Mao, he was accompanied only by snoring stones, 300 years of loneliness
"You finally woke up? I thought I would never be able to talk to you in this life." Brother Mao still smiled brightly like the first time we met, but his hair grew longer and his face became more mature.
"Aren't you a god? Will you live forever?"
"No, I, who ruined the elves, will die soon. This is God's rule." Brother Mao held Dou Bi, and gently kissed the stone in the palm of his hand. Immediately afterwards, the stone burst into dazzling brilliance, and Dou Bi felt The body seemed to be torn apart by something. Looking down, it was his long-lost body.
Dou Bi held Brother Mao's hand, feeling empty in her heart, feeling the vicissitudes of life.Dou Bi had never felt so sorry for someone before.
"You obviously didn't do it on purpose, it's because... because those elves concealed their weaknesses, and you also integrated into the land of life without knowing it..." That's right, the cat brother at the time didn't want to let you go. Yin Decheng's thoughts will actively integrate into the land of life, and the land of life will lose the ability to calm the elves, but this can't be blamed on Brother Mao, it's all the fault of the elf king!It's all him... I have been by Brother Mao's side all the time, watching him make trouble all the time, why is it still like this?
"You're not wrong, you never wanted to kill anyone..."
"But the disappearance of the elves is the disappearance, and the rules cannot be violated." Brother Cat lowered his head, looking a little lonely, and then laughed again, "It's a bit late to find out, but I finally understand why stones have souls—you Are you not from this world?"
Dou Bi wanted to say something, but couldn't say it, because the qi was stagnant in his heart and he couldn't get it out.
"I am... from another world."
"Okay, I should go." Brother Mao let go of Dou Bi's hand, and took two steps back facing him. In the thriving and calm place, only Brother Mao's color was dim.
"Where are you going?
The answer to this question could not be clearer for Dou Bi.Brother Mao's life is about to end, and as a demigod who violated the rules of the gods, he will return to nothingness.
"I've thought about it, I have to see you at least three times before I'm willing to..." Brother Mao's body gradually became transparent: "It's my wish to see you in the end."
He gradually faded into ashes.
"It would be great if I could love you as much as I have in these 300 years from the beginning."
"The only one who has been with me is you."
Afterwards, it was as if nothing had happened in the silent place, it still looked like birds and flowers, green leaves, and warm sunshine.Time seemed to stand still, but that person never came back.
The system's prompt sounds like electronic garbled characters, and Dou Bi can't hear it anymore.
He felt that many things were missing in his heart, precious things that could never come back.
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☆、Letter to you · Telescope
"Twenty-eight, what is the meaning of this system?"
Twenty-eight did not make a sound, replaced by the sound of the system, the same electronic sound as before: [Permission restriction.No answer. ]
"Is the world I experience real or illusory?"
[Privilege restrictions.No answer. ]
"Then what will become of me if I continue to travel?"
[Depending on individual efforts. ]
That's it... well, it's nothing, I still have to go on, so it's hard to say that there is a clearer and more effective way than to complete the task and go back quickly?No more, so let's complete the task.
Uncomfortable things, as long as you don't think about it.
The sudden sense of confusion was completely suppressed, and Dou Bi, who regained his composure in an instant, looked at the guide book hanging in front of him, hesitating whether to read it—if he didn’t read it, the points could be doubled, but If you don’t watch it, maybe the same thing as before will happen——
What's up?Nothing major happened?
Although it seems reasonable not to look at it like this, but in the first three worlds, he seems to have been severely traumatized physically and mentally by various abuses. Even if it is to comfort himself and protect his mental health, he seems to have to read the guide book.
Put it away after reading it, otherwise...otherwise what?
Why?What would happen otherwise?It seems to be something bad but I don't have any impression?Could it be the legendary sixth sense... Dou Bi's eyes lighted up, oh, this is God's favor, finally I have the super power to predict disasters and fortunes, why not world peace and justice? Properly put away your guide book.
The guide book of this world is a thick white cardboard, folded once, and there are only two lines on it, one line is the address, it says "Room 28, Unit 11, No. 601, Shimai Road, Pinglu District, D City", and the other line says "Recipient: Wen Haoyue".This is a world similar to the place where Dou Bi originally lived, so is the guide book also popularized?
It feels a little strange... In the past, the mission targets were all men, but this time a girl suddenly appeared.
Well, since she has such a literary name, she must be more harmless and pure to please others, right?Dou Bi is always kind and tired.
The system tone sounded in time: [Please find the letter to Wen Haoyue in this block and send it to Wen Haoyue]
The task seems to be very simple... no, not easy, this block... is quite big.
That's right, find an envelope in this sprawling block.
Meow meow, do you think I'm a drug-fighting dog?Can you find it by sniffing it?People's anti-drug dogs have even smelled the smell of drugs, but his uncle Dou Bi doesn't even know the smell of what he is looking for, okay?
People are not as good as dogs!
Xuete and Falk, please save your people, and use your powerful combat power to persuade the pervert in the system not to issue such a strange mission, okay? 【Dogeza】
please! 【Windmill soil seat】【Hey, I can't use enough skill points】
Hey, don't leave him just like that, Great Master Xuete, Great Master Fake!
Dou Bi, who lost the blessing of the gods, cried like a doge in the cubicle of the public toilet.
What else can I do?Let's start looking.Dou Bi resignedly rummaged through trash cans, strongholds for homeless people, dog kennels, men's public toilets, and... women's public testing and other places, and has become a well-known pervert.Damn, this is clearly gender discrimination!
#Feeling that life doesn't love me#
Because he was penniless and squeezed into the homeless stronghold, the homeless man with some mental problems tolerantly accepted Dou Bi, who was rotten and dirtier than him.
The search mission was going on aimlessly, it was hopeless, I searched little by little, but the homes of those residents could not enter, it seemed that it was a system restriction, he couldn't get out of this block, and he couldn't change his clothes, because the system's Clothes are prop-like things, and the contribution required is ridiculously high. You can only exchange your contribution for food every day, and at the same time, you have to take care of the homeless people around you.
Why care?Can you bear it when someone is drooling at you while you are eating delicious food?Even if you can bear it, can you bear that person still eating the stinking garbage?
The ultimate vagabond who defeats the rational and the emotional in one hit.
There was a turning point in fate. One day, Dou Bi was sleeping on the side of the alley, and was suddenly woken up by something.He opened his eyes angrily, looking for the thief who disturbed his dream.
"Crack." Another one, Dou Bi turned his head to look around, but he still didn't find that person, he was about to be pissed off, so Dou Bi jumped up and spun around the ground to look around.
"Crack." It was still a ball of paper, Dou Bi raised his head to the sky and roared angrily, "What idiot! Come out and challenge labor and capital!"
Erba feels that he can't stand it anymore: [Silly fork looks up. ]
A figure passed by the window on the 6th floor of the opposite residential building, and Dou Bi couldn't help being taken aback.
He knew who it was, because the guide book in his hand had that person's address written on it——I didn't expect it to be such a brat!Labor and capital send you a letter and you have to beat it? !Dou Bi was angrily ready to give him some paint to try, but when he entered the corridor, he was so angry that people who went up and down the stairs avoided one after another, and Dou Bi reached the top floor without hindrance.
"Dong dong dong."
His voice had already weakened when he knocked on the door, subconsciously he didn't want to leave a bad impression on the girl, he was so cowardly.
No one answered the door.
Dou Bi's flame of anger was rekindled——
"Bang bang bang!"
After a burst of knocking on the door, Dou Bi could almost hear his neighbors tiptoeing on the door mirror to hear the footsteps and friction at the corner, but the door in front of him was as solid as a rock.
Out of the corner of his eye, he caught a glimpse of someone on the fourth floor pulling out his mobile phone... Could it be that he wanted to call the police?
Calling the police would be a hassle!When the time comes, the police car will take him out of the block and he won't be able to get out, ahem, he can already imagine the magnificent scene of himself squeezed to death between the system barrier and the seat of the police car. In the end, he will squeeze the police car to the brim and get out Without the enchantment, and then become the seven inconceivables of the sub-bureau...
He doesn't want to be a legend!
The road of life is so difficult, Dou Bi hastily changed his mind.
Don't let that person call the police... By the way, I was thinking before, would Wen Haoyue know something?Just take advantage of this opportunity to sneak into her house, just because I know Wen Haoyue's name~ Just pray that there will be no one else in her house...
"Wen Haoyue, you bastard, come out! You called me all the way from other provinces, let me wander outside for several days without telling you, and now you don't see me after closing the door!"
The enthusiastic person at the corner on the fourth floor silently took back the phone.
"Kang, kuang, kuang!" Dou Bi continued to knock on the door, and at the same time prayed that the people inside would not call the police—otherwise he might as well just run downstairs, and he wouldn't have to worry about it here.
This guy has forgotten his original intention of running upstairs.
The door opened, and Dou Bi looked into the door in surprise, only to see a pale arm and a black stick.
"Whoo-"
The moment the door opened, the stick touched Dou Bi's body, and Dou Bi was also stunned. In the eyes of the neighbors who were listening to the door mirror in the corner, the door opened and people were hugged in.
Today's young people, alas.They think so.
Wen Haoyue is a squat at home, in various senses.
There is a supermarket downstairs, but Wen Haoyue prefers to order fast food online for home delivery—never leave this room, just don't.
Anyway, the divorced parents have plenty of money, and they will give Wen Haoyue enough money every month, and even various future insurances, but they can't spare time for discipline, but this is exactly what Wen Haoyue wants.
Wen Haoyue felt that she only needed to stay in this room.
Having said that, Wen Haoyue will not be paranoid enough to cut off all ties with the world - as well as social networking, and the telescope on the balcony.
Wen Haoyue often hides behind the tinted glass and uses that expensive telescope to observe the world it can see: two alleys and two office buildings.
Dou Bi felt a little bored with the ordinary scenery day after day.
In time, the heavens sent a joker to relieve Wen Haoyue's boredom.
Wen Haoyue saw that person looking around in the box, looking through the homeless man's nest and the trash can containing the waste paper from the printing shop when there was no one there, as if he was looking for something.He also often stayed in public toilets for a long time, and ended up living together with homeless people. He had never met such a person, who ignored all the dirty things and didn't even go home, just to find something.
Aren't adults supposed to do meaningful things?For example, work to make money, no matter how bad it is, you have to work hard to make ends meet like a tramp, instead of giving up being a human being for something.
Yes, when Wen Haoyue started hiding at home, the elderly grandmother from far away wrote a letter to her parents. Wen Haoyue secretly read that letter. In the letter to her parents, her grandmother said that Wen Haoyue had given up on being a human being.Not long after, the grandma who had worked all her life for the family business died of cerebral thrombosis in a distant hospital.
At that time, Wen Haoyue, who was young at that time, felt that it must be because her grandma was right and leaked the secret, so she was taken away by the gods.
However, from then until now, Wen Haoyue has never felt that there is anything wrong with not being a human being. Although the world outlook, values, and outlook on life are a bit distorted, they will not harm society, will they?
But the day-to-day life became more and more boring, and the house became more and more lonely.
Wen Haoyue wanted to see more real people in this house.
Occasionally appearing Dou Bi makes Wen Haoyue feel that time is difficult, like a child who wants to eat candy but you give him one every hour, and he is not allowed to do anything during this hour, otherwise there will be no candy—in order to be able to To observe Dou Bi, Wen Haoyue has to sit behind the telescope all the time, but Dou Bi doesn't appear often. Once Wen Haoyue leaves, he may miss the one-hour candy.
Waiting is infinitely prolonged, increasing anxiety.
One day, Wen Haoyue was pleasantly surprised to find that Dou Bi had fallen asleep facing the building, with most of her body still in view.
Wen Haoyue suddenly wanted to attract this person's attention, so Wen Haoyue found toilet paper, balled it into balls with water, and threw them at Dou Bi one by one. Seeing the person woke up by the blow, he looked around angrily for the person who did bad things, The real criminal couldn't help but smile.
With a strange sense of accomplishment, Wen Haoyue couldn't help opening the window wider, as if they were facing each other...
But the moment Dou Bi looked upstairs, Wen Haoyue was too startled to look directly at the other person, and immediately ran back to the house from the balcony, her heart beating all the time.
Did they just look at each other?Thinking of this, Wen Haoyue was actually a little excited.
Soon Wen Haoyue became even more excited because there was a knock on the door.
The other party knocked fiercely, and Wen Haoyue hurriedly stuffed herself into the quilt and closed her eyes, although she was afraid but also looking forward to it, until Dou Bi called out the three words "Wen Haoyue"——
At that moment Wen Haoyue wanted to let him in immediately, but reason told Wen Haoyue to pay attention to safety.He saw an electric rod on the floor, which was installed with parts purchased online and according to online tutorials. It was originally something for self-entertainment, but now it has come in handy.
Wen Haoyue opened the door with an electric baton in his hand.
Outside the crack of the door was the familiar face.
Yes, Wen Haoyue is a boy, 17 years old, squatting at home, his appearance is different from his father's beloved biological mother Cui Jie, but he is very similar to his father, with a beauty that blurs his gender, but because of this, his father and his name Peng Xue, the mother in the hospital, understood and divorced, while Cui Jie died long ago due to dystocia and hemorrhage.
It looks twists and turns, but it doesn't matter much to him personally.
The reluctance to go out is only a little bit affected by these things.
The author has something to say: Although I wanted to post it yesterday, I haven't finished coding it... because I have been browsing Weibo for a long time to find that kind of joyful feeling, but the result is still so strange when I write it [Sliding Sochiza]
Inexplicably being taken out to walk the dog at night... Being taken out during the aunt period is enough!Blood splattered all over his face!I'm so sorry for the delay in reading the text QAQ
I was a little excited to have a negative score yesterday... On the contrary, I want to write more!Well, it's the first time after all, and the reason for the negative score is very good, the fighting spirit is back!Because this also blew up a few comments from readers who haven't seen it before... I'm so happy...【Am I M?
Of course, don’t keep encouraging me with negative points, Shaking M will also hide in the quilt and cry~~~~
The collection is unexpectedly long, I feel so happy TWT Thank you for the collection, of course, I will be happier if you leave a comment~
☆、Letter to you·Eraser
When Dou Bi woke up, she felt like crying to death.
What kind of things do you run into again and again?Nowadays, just sending a letter will be tied up by the corona, and... why is Wen Haoyue still a man?This name is obviously a female name, what about the most basic trust between people?
Well, but that's okay, anyway, Dou Bi likes men, he looks pretty good at this little one.
"You, who are you? How...know my name?"
Dou Bi was stunned for a moment, and found that although the other party had been expressionless, he seemed to be trembling. Is this child actually afraid?
Why?It seems to be right, he was the one who came up to smash the door first, saying that this kid can obviously call the police, and then he will become an eternal legend in the police station... No, no, it's good to be tied here now!
Wen Haoyue frowned suspiciously, and Dou Bi remembered that she hadn't answered the other party's question, so she quickly replied, "I'm here to deliver a letter to you."
"Then what do you mean I look good!" The boy cautiously gestured at the electric baton.
The way the electric baton was flying up and down made Dou Bi feel like he could cry in the next second, Qiao teasing the sack!How did this brat know that he just thought that brat looked good?
Xiongzi said with a paralyzed face, "So you are afraid of electric batons."
"No, no, that's what I thought. I really came to deliver the letter, but the letter was lost!" This is the truth!Dou Bi, who was bound into a chrysalis, squirmed backwards while staring at the electric prod in horror.
Wen Haoyue thought about it seriously: "Your heart tells me that you are not lying."
……
Dou Bi was so angry that she threw a small cup in her heart!No one told him that Wen Haoyue was not only a boy but also a terminal patient with secondary cancer!
Boy, let Lao Tzu, a sophomore sick little angel, heal you!
"I'm not a second-year-old child, so I know I won't believe you if I tell you." Wen Haoyue stopped trembling, and his expression became more serious, "I can read minds."
……
It turned out to be a supernatural power.Dou Bi is very calm, he has even seen elves, what can you, a supernatural being, do to me?
"Although you are very happy to believe me, but...you seem to have some neurological problems? Elf? How could there be such a thing." The boy turned his face away with a look of disdain, and his face was slightly red.
Sure enough, I still want to beat... make a good friend, hahaha.Dou Bi had a bitter face, and now he couldn't even think about it. When he thought of "beating" but didn't think of "this bastard", the electric baton in Xiongzi's hand started to move again.
Why was the anti-social and anti-human thing like the electric baton born? !Although the security guards use it to subdue thieves and the police use it to deal with bad guys, it is convenient and portable without excessive damage, but it has no advantages other than that!
In this way, Dou Bi somehow became Wen Haoyue's good partner.
After all, if you share a nest with a homeless person, the homeless person will be awkward, and Wen Haoyue doesn't seem to be wary of him, and will buy him takeaway food, and finally stopped spending and contributing.
The price was to clean up Wen Haoyue's house where the floor had not been seen for many years - this took Dou Bi three days.
If he hadn't suspected that the letter was in Wen Haoyue's home, he wouldn't have touched those things that should have been mosaiced!
Of course, the result was a failure, and the boy with a paralyzed face was still laughing at him, "Should I still use you to deliver the letter I received?"
Speaking of which, thanks to Wen Haoyue's ability, he hasn't spoken since the day he was stunned, and he has to go out to take out the garbage after cleaning, and Wen Haoyue's online shopping ability also keeps him from leaving this house——
I finally know why many young people are willing to be adopted by TvT. If someone adopts him like this, he would also be willing~
The premise is that you don’t need to clean the house for three days, you don’t have to be ready to cook for the naughty kid at any time, and you don’t have to endure the strong smell of another dimension around the kid_
Think about it soberly, the task is completely without progress!Although my own time will not pass by, it always feels weird to stay here like this.
The same goes for this brat, but he really never went out.
[Didn’t you do the same before entering the other world?It's half a catty, an otaku. ] Erba's cold voice, which hadn't appeared for a long time, suddenly appeared in his mind.
OK, so he's surrounded by mind readers.
Master Xuete, God Falk, please come and save him, thank you for using the windmill well this time, and the seat of soil!
Dou Bi, who was abandoned by God, decided to go out to find the damn letter.
"Are you going out?"
Sitting at home with facial paralysis under the air conditioner, she appeared behind the gap in the door of the room, just like some kind of terrifying ghost, Dou Bi's hair stood on end, and she reluctantly nodded with a smile.
The ghost behind the door hesitated for a while, then said, "...I can buy anything I need."
Hey, is this considered a child clinging to others?The corners of Dou Bi's mouth couldn't stop turning up when he wanted to laugh, but he was afraid that the brat would become angry, so he tried his best to suppress it, so his expression became a little wretched...
The unexpected contrast of squatting at home but being very clingy is really cute! ! !
"Uh...be rough... go, morning, letter." It's not good that I can't speak for a long time and my voice can't pronounce.
"You want to be rough, premature ejaculation?" The boy frowned, "Why are you so disgusting when you speak?"
Yes, you might as well say it in your heart!Dou Bi couldn't laugh or cry, cleared her throat, patted her mouth, and said, "I have to complete the task, am I here to send you a letter?"
"You don't have to care about the income of sending letters at all. I can hire you so that your job will be easier and you don't have to send any letters."
Oops, is this trying to beat my rhythm?Dou Bi raised her eyebrows and thought, if it wasn't for that strange task and the damn system, it wouldn't be a bad idea to just be trapped like this...
The boy's face flushed red: "Take back your dirty thoughts!"
So with the imprint of the base of the factory hand figure thrown by the bear kid on his face, Dou Bi embarked on the journey of looking for the letter again.
There are coffee shops in the block with outside seats.A man was sitting there with his companion - this must be Wen Haoyue's father, right?It's just a face!
"Is the child still like that?"
"Well, he was always bored in the house. Since his grandma passed away, he hasn't gone out at all."
"Don't you need to find some psychiatrist to show him?"
"Three psychiatrists have already been scared away by him. This kid is as evil as his mother, Cui Jie."
……
Dou Bi didn't know why he stopped to eavesdrop, but he was very upset when he heard this. This is obviously his child, why should he treat him like this?
Really hateful.
Having said that, does the bear boy not go out have something to do with his grandma...
Is it because of something hurt when grandma died?After getting along these few days, he can see that Wen Haoyue is not such a bad-tempered person, on the contrary, he is very kind-hearted, and sometimes he will take some PS online and do post-production work, but...
Wen Haoyue often used the telescope on the balcony to observe the crowd. At the moment when he left the telescope for a while, Dou Bi always felt that he was very lonely, longing and fearful, and finally had to be alone, this kind of loneliness.
Ahhh, it's literary again, Dou Bi shook her head, really wanting to have a small eraser to erase Wen Haoyue's expression...
Today's destination is the post office.
With clean clothes, Dou Bi was finally able to walk into the post office without being kicked out, and confidently asked to find those letters that hadn't been sent and had no recipients.
Erba doesn't stay awake all the time, when Dou Bi doesn't need him to exchange items, he usually stays awake for one hour within [-] hours - so what he just woke up to see is the silly picture of Doubi.
Do you really think you were kicked out because your clothes were worn out and smelly? This is so funny, it was obvious that he was kicked out because everyone spread the rumor that he was a pervert who went into the women's restroom.This time he was not chased away because he washed his face and no one could recognize him.
The triumphant Dou Bi waited for the result of the inquiry, but the result was still "no".
"Twenty-eight, wouldn't that letter have been destroyed long ago?"
[The system will not assign tasks that are less than 50% likely to be completed, so rest assured. ]
Dou Bi scratched her hair with a headache, but there was no possibility of completing this task at all!If it doesn't work out...
"Is there a time limit?"
[It is almost equivalent to nothing. Of course, if you fail to find the letter until Wen Haoyue dies, it will be considered as the end of the mission.Because the task conditions given by the system will not change during execution, and the conditions conflict with the task requirements, so in this case you will not be punished, and you will not get contributions. ]
Although it is a house, it is very painful to spend a person's life in a block, and he will definitely go crazy by then!
Dou Bi suddenly had an idea, he understood the reason why he couldn't get out of this block - if he got out of this block and found a letter addressed to Wen Haoyue, it would also conflict with the mission requirements, and the system does not want such an event Happened, so restricted him.
Thinking about it the other way around, if Wen Haoyue walked out of this block, the mission requirements and conditions would also conflict.
@Special customs clearance skills_Master Dou Bi found you!
"Twenty-eight, you are still very useful!"
Erba felt contempt in his heart wave after wave, turbulent and endless, and the most critical question is still there? What is this idiot talking about.
Dou Bi returned home very, very happily——
He suddenly thought of a very important question, how could a brat who had not been cured by three psychiatrists obediently listen to him and go out?
Sure enough, when people are happy, their IQ tends to drop. Dou Bi quickly returned to calm and knocked on the door.
"I thought you weren't coming back." The boy said in a complaining tone, and Dou Bi outside the door felt a little cute.
The young man became angry and threw the air conditioner on Dou Bi's body.
Dou Bi relaxed holding the air conditioner and was laughed at. This child is really...suddenly, I want him to see more of the real world from the bottom of my heart. It is best not to have that lonely expression anymore. Or psychological.
Even if it was difficult, Dou Bi wanted to try to get Wen Haoyue out of the house.
After all, this child Wen Haoyue makes people feel a little distressed.
So Dou Bi, who regards herself as a good father, happily lived the life of being a father~
It is still cooking, cleaning, and laundry, and now there is one more activity—hot face sticking cold buttocks.
"Xiaoyue~~ Let's have a heart-to-heart talk~?"
"..."
"Xiaoyue, the weather is so good, how about we go for a walk in the corridor?"
"..."
"Protect your eyes, Xiaoyue, you can't always use
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