I know [online game]

"That day, I stood on the top of the mountain and screamed to the sky—oh my god! I'm not handsome!"

In the teahouse next to the official road, a chubby Taoist priest with an honest appearance stepped on a stool, opened his hands with forgetfulness, and told the travelers who came and went about his brilliant deeds.

"Suddenly! A divine thunder fell from the sky, crackling and crackling, and the sky said to me angrily—you are lying!!"

The little chubby Taoist crossed his arms in pain, as if the scene at that time was still vivid in his memory, he was in pain, he was sad and angry, why!Why can't he even tell a white lie!My God - how do you let people live in this world!

Let them face such a handsome me every day, how should they live? !

The little chubby Taoist priest was so sad and angry that the flesh on his cheeks and the hair crown on his head were shaking together. A gust of wind blew through and the hair crown was crooked.

The wind blew his charming long hair and tugged at his heartstrings.The sand and dirt on the ground filled his face.

He lowered his head and looked at the only traveler here, a trail leader named Muyu.After the impassioned and emotional speech just now, he was sure that the Taoist priest had been convinced by his charisma.

then.

He knelt down on the ground with lightning speed, used his huge inertia to slide to the road leader on both knees, and hugged his calf, "Facing me who is so sinful, please reward me with a bundle of horse straw!"

Su Yu still maintained the posture of eating cakes, "……………"

"I saw it all! You and your companions are discussing how much horse grass is left, and you still have tons! Counting tons is crazy! And my horse has no grass to eat! Do I have to walk back with my feet? No, no! My mother will cry, and my big brother, second brother, third brother, four, five, six will all cry!"

Su Yu was so stunned that he didn't bite into that bite of cake until now.

The little chubby Taoist priest was still figuring out how to reason with emotion, with snot and tears.Suddenly, a cold glow appeared one centimeter in front of the tip of his nose, which came suddenly and without warning.

The chubby Daoist was startled, his expression was like a slow motion movie, from pathos to horror to righteousness, the clear change made Su Yu dumbfounded.

I saw that little chubby standing up in a long way, and his flexible movements were not tired by his weight at all. This is a dexterous fat man.While retreating slowly, he quickly raised his long sword, and the golden rooster stood alone, and then stepped on it with a swift kick.

The dust was flying, and the earth was shaking.

"Who is coming!"

The broken halberd sinks into the sand: =_=

Returning from hunting monsters, the broken halberd sinks into the sand and puts away his sword and stands there, turning around and asking, "Who is this?"

Su Yu shook her head blankly, "I don't know, but it just...appeared in a flash."

Three people, six pairs of eyes, big eyes and small eyes.

"So it's Brother Ma Caohao, sorry for your disrespect." The chubby Taoist cupped his hands and said.

Broken halberd Chensha & Su Yu: "Ma Caohao?"

The little fat Taoist cleared his throat, "In short, he is a local tyrant with a lot of horse grass."

Broken halberd sinks into the sand & Su Yu: "..."

This miraculous naming ability made even Zheji Chensha feel a sense of superiority.Then he asked, "Why are you pestering the little fish?"

"Nonono, I'm just sincerely asking for a bundle of horse straw, what do you two think?"

"Not much." Folding Halberd Chensha replied quickly, "I don't have much horse grass, you can go."

I call you Ma Caohao, brother, can you give me some face?How many tons of horse straw, you put it on your body, you don't think it's too heavy!

Seeing the disbelief in the world and the deep shock on the little chubby Taoist priest's face, Su Yu couldn't bear it, so he tugged on the sleeves of Chensha, "Let's give him some, he just performed really hard. "

Hearing this, the little chubby Taoist nodded quickly, and the crown of his head flicked and flicked, and it was about to be thrown out and paste on the face of the broken halberd.

After Su Yu had spoken, the broken halberd Chensha reluctantly took out a bundle of horse grass, handed it to the chubby Taoist priest, and wrote down in his small notebook: On a certain day, a certain month, a certain year, less A bundle of horse grass.

Oh, how will he make it to Kunlun with the little horse grass he has left.

Now, it is the 40th day of their trip to Kunlun, and they have just arrived in Jiayuguan.On the way, they met all kinds of people and lost a lot of horse grass. They walked and stopped all the way, visited many scenery and gained a lot.

The broken halberd sent the chubby Taoist priest away, planning to set off again.He handed Su Yu his hand, and Su Yu took his hand and stood up, so the two rode on the little donkey again and walked leisurely along the official road.

However, as I walked, I realized something was wrong.Fearing that the broken halberd would sink into the sand and turn around and kill people, Su Yu turned around first and asked, "Are you going the same way as us? The city gate is on the road behind you."

"My road is only under my feet!" The chubby Taoist priest rode his skinny horse, and couldn't help singing loudly, "Dare to ask where the road is~~~The road is under my feet~~~Dare to ask where the road is~~The road~~~ is in ~~~foot~~~~~down~~~~"

Suddenly, a sword flew over, and the chubby Taoist priest with a high-pitched voice that broke for a moment, avoided it in a blink of an eye.The whole person hangs obliquely on his poor skinny horse, even if his face turns into a liver color, he still wants to sing. There is no way, the artist's self-cultivation is so high.

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhin

"Shut up." Zheji Chensha couldn't bear it any longer, and turned his head to give him a chilling look.He and Su Yu are in a good two-person world, how can a monkey come out? !Still so fat, I don’t even want you to learn from the West!

"Cough, cough, where are you two brothers going?"

"We are going to Kunlun, where are you going?" Su Yu said.

Folding his halberd into the sand and supporting his forehead, he wanted to remind Su Yu countless times that walking in the rivers and lakes should not be so simple, he should answer - I come from nowhere and go nowhere.The demeanor of a master is so mysterious.However, after thinking about it, Su Yu is not suitable for this style, so forget it, let him be a carefree fish, and the broken halberd will protect him from being roasted and eaten.

"I, I want to find my lost brother."

Su Yu couldn't help being interested, "Brother? I just heard you say, do you have many senior brothers?"

"That's right," the chubby Taoist counted on his fingers, "One, two, three... six, I have seven senior brothers in total!"

Are you sure you counted correctly? !

"Are your brothers and sisters in front?"

The little fat Taoist patted his head, "I don't know either."

"Have you not added friends? Just ask and you will know."

"Uh... how can a hero who walks the rivers and lakes have such cheating skills! This is not just a game, this is the world! The world!"

The chubby Taoist priest became inexplicably excited. Su Yu thought he had said something wrong, so he apologized: "You will definitely find your brother, come on."

At this time, there was a strange sound suddenly coming from the front, it was the sound of piercing through the forest and beating leaves.

"Brother! It's dangerous! I'll borrow your horse's head, oh no, I'll use the donkey's head!" A figure suddenly sprang out from the giant tree in the forest, and a bird fell like a broken halberd falling into the sand, and all movements were sparked by lightning. Between Flint, there is no room for people to react.

Su Yu just froze in place, her brain hadn't turned around yet.

However, the reaction of the broken halberd to the sand could not be described as unpleasant, I saw him suddenly sacrificed the long sword, stretched out his hand and pushed it, the hilt slid out for a certain distance, but it did not fall out of the scabbard.And the figure that jumped out of the forest stepped on the hilt of his extended sword at this moment, tapped lightly, and jumped back with strength.

The two swords were drawn out, and two cold lights intersected and reflected on his face with light green stubble. He suddenly smiled evilly, rushed into the crowd of monsters that came overwhelmingly, and started killing!

"Come on! Let me show you how powerful I am!"

"Fourth Senior Brother!!" The chubby Taoist exclaimed from behind.

The author has something to say: I don’t have a holiday yet, I’m tired, the author can’t hold it anymore, so there are only so many for today

A fan story, hope you like it