ghost husband

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1. [One party cleans up and the other party vomits after being drunk]

Every three months, the general cleaning will come as scheduled.Xu Ning changed into a T-shirt and easy-to-clean shorts, put on rubber gloves and got into the toilet.Zhang Heng didn't know what to do, after all, he ran away from home angrily after being suspected of being jealous.Xu Ning looked at the time on his watch, um, at five o'clock in the afternoon, the kid should be back.

The sound of opening the door sounds like someone knocking on the door.Xu Ning took off his gloves and went to open the door. The moment the door opened, a shaky figure suddenly rushed over, and Xu Ning was hit in the arms.

"Huh? I didn't go wrong, right?" Zhang Heng narrowed his eyes, his cheeks were flushed, his speech was chaotic, and he looked very rascal.Xu Ning frowned, Zhang Heng threw himself too hard just now, his lower back hit the shoe cabinet hard, and it still hurts now.

"Get up first." Xu Ning tried to push Zhang Heng away, but he was still not as strong as the other party.

Especially drunk people, the whole person entangled Xu Ning like an octopus, with a slit in the glasses, looking at Xu Ning's face, suddenly realized, showing a line of white teeth and smiling happily, "Did you hit it? I'll rub it for you Knead, ah, knead."

"Let go." Feeling the other's hand touching her, Xu Ning's face became more and more gloomy.

What's more important is that that hand is still groping around, obviously hit the waist, why are you groping your butt?

The hand stretched from the hem of the T-shirt was a little warm, and gently stroked around the bruised area.Xu Ning grabbed Zhang Heng's hand to keep him still, and Zhang Heng's head was buried in Xu Ning's chest, rubbing and rubbing.

"Don't drink so much next time." He knew how much he could drink just by smelling the wine, and Xu Ning also felt a little drunk.

"Stop rubbing it, it doesn't hurt anymore." Xu Ning tried to drag Zhang Heng into the room, but couldn't use his strength.Zhang Heng wrapped his arms around Xu Ning's waist and pinched his stomach, let out a muffled laugh, "If you don't exercise, you will grow fat."

"you……"

Xu Ning wanted to say something else, but Zhang Heng stretched out a finger and pressed his lips.

"Xu Ning, do you know?" Zhang Heng stood up straight and dragged Xu Ning to the side wall to hold him down again. His height advantage made him need to lower his head slightly.The eyes of the two met somewhere, and there was an ambiguous fire in the air.

Xu Ning knew what Zhang Heng wanted, but now is not a good time.

He has always been introverted and hasn't met a person who makes his heart beat for 35 years. He originally thought he was an "asexual" and would not be interested in the opposite sex or the same sex. But since Zhang Heng appeared, he began to feel his emotional fluctuations .When I was in class, I would also feel uneasy, thinking that Zhang Heng was alone at home waiting for me to get back from get off work, the corners of my mouth would involuntarily twitch slightly.At the very beginning, Xu Ning didn't realize this change.It was only when he saw student Wu Xueli's circle of friends by accident that he realized that sensitive people had noticed it for him.

Wu Xueli posted such a state in Moments, "Mengmeng seems to be smiling a lot recently, :-D, is it that handsome guy..." After reading it, Xu Ning didn't object in his heart.Over time, I got used to the existence of that little ghost, and it was hard to imagine what it would be like when he was not around in the future.

This is called "When you meet a suitable person, you can't bear to be separated, and you want to see all the world with him", right?

I know.Xu Ning answered softly in his heart.I hope Zhang Heng can calm down a little more, and wait until he wakes up to talk about anything.

Zhang Heng showed his white teeth again, squinted his eyes and smiled at Xu Ning, "You know... I'm going to throw up..."

"Wow……"

"Wow……"

"Wow……"

When the soaring smell of vomit invaded Xu Ning's mind, time seemed to be silent.

After almost half a century of silence, Xu Ning decisively chose to throw Zhang Heng on the ground.

"I don't think you need to sleep on the bed." Xu Ning looked at Zhang Heng who was almost vomiting all over the floor, sneered twice, and simply told him to calm down on the tiles.

Go to sleep, go to sleep.

Just wake up and it will be fine.

When we wake up, it would be good for us to settle the score again. :-D.

2.【Forcing the other party to quit smoking】

Xu Ning has been particularly annoying recently.I don’t know where Zhang Heng’s kid learned to smoke. The cabinet is full of a pile of cigarettes of unknown origin. Every day he wears a T-shirt on the balcony and squints, pretending to understand the world, but in fact it’s just for the sake of passing. Too addicted to smoking.

"I remember you saying you didn't smoke while you were alive."

That day, when Xu Ning opened the door to the balcony, he was almost blinded by the smoke that hit his face.However, he still stood at the door and insisted on asking.

Zhang Heng frowned pretending to be deep, "Everyone is subject to change."

"Zhang Heng." Xu Ning said blankly, "You have been out of touch with modern society for many years, and you don't know the latest scientific discovery—cigarettes are bad for men."

"Huh? Doesn't smoking make you look masculine?" Zhang Heng waved the slowly burning cigarette in front of Xu Ning with his slender index and middle fingers.

Xu Ning slightly raised the corners of his mouth and smiled mysteriously, lowering his voice deliberately, "It, spermicide."

Seeing the other party's frozen expression, Xu Ning exited the balcony and closed the door by the way, ignoring the situation there.

The next day I opened the cabinet and saw that it was really empty.

Hey kid, do you really care about your body? :-D.

3.【Stop water when taking a shower】

There are no solar water heaters in old-fashioned residential buildings. In fact, it is not bad to have a working water heater in a small bathroom.

Xu Ning has always had no requirements for these.

It's just that since Zhang Heng came, he would despise this and that.

For example, "Why don't you build a big bathtub that you can soak in a hot spring?"

"Why don't we have a monkey?"

"Why not chisel a hot spring in the room?"

Xu Ning answered patiently at the beginning, but later realized that Zhang Heng was just being mean-spirited, so he changed to a two-word answer.

"Go away."

Xu Ning was taking a shower that day, and Zhang Heng shouted outside the door as if he had discovered a new world, "We can build a slide on the balcony, so we can go downstairs directly."

"Impossible." Xu Ning answered concisely, but there was no water after washing.

It's full of foam.

Zhang Heng always ignored the problem that Xu Ning would take off his clothes in the shower (nonsense, who can't take off his clothes in the shower?), so he opened the bathroom door and asked Xu Ning why it was impossible.

Xu Ning: "..."

Xu Ning: "Don't you know I'm taking a shower?"

Zhang Heng: "Well, I know, why can't we build a slide on the balcony?"

Xu Ning: "..."

Zhang Heng: "Just say it if you have a reason?"

Xu Ning: "..."

Zhang Heng: "By the way, do you know that the water is cut off? Is there still water in the water heater?"

Xu Ning: "..."

Xu Ning: "Not anymore."

Zhang Heng: "Oh, why can't we build a slide on the balcony?"

Xu Ning: "Please go away, please QAQ?"

Zhang Heng: "Oh."

The next day, Xu Ning caught a cold decisively and quickly.And Zhang Heng is obviously still struggling with a problem.

Why can't we build slides between balconies? TUT?

4.【Find someone else in the closet】

5.【Throat stuck by fishbone】

6.【Christmas】

7. 【Wake up Qi】

8.【Help each other blow their hair】

9.【A Surprise】

10.【Hearing news of the other party's death】

11.【Faulty Elevator Room】

12.【Indifference】

13.【Naked and wearing an apron】

14.【Window】

15.【Cooking】

16.【Extreme quarrel】

17.【Insomnia】

18.【Swoon】

19.【Pink dress】

20.【Hot Spring】

21.【White Rabbit That Got Into It】

22.【Mirror】

23.【Bow and knife full of snow】

24.【The sky is like snow in the evening, can you have a drink? 】

25.【The last double-decker bus】

26.【Subway】

27.【No money to eat】

28.【It's always been a scam】

29.【Meet the parents】

30.【Rolling sheets after a quarrel】

The author has something to say: the latter...I guess there is no chance to write QAQ.

The next story "Still Still the Man in the Spring Girl's Dream" will debut at [-]:[-] tomorrow night.

My heart aches for the ones that have been saved recently, is there any little angel who wants to comfort me! QQ