No more money from the man was confiscated.

After graduation, the child thought that he could finally get rid of these shadows and start a new life, but soon discovered that he just walked from one cage to another.

No matter how hard he tried, he could only get a not-so-high salary in the end, and he couldn't even afford a better rental house in this city. He finally understood that he was never a genius prodigy, but he was actually very bad. It will be like this all my life.

Not long after that, the company started to default on wages again. Under the endless overtime and pressure from the boss, the child finally chose to scold the boss, resigned and left.

The illusion ended here, and Yan Wu commented with a lot of mood.

System: "Don't you have anything to say?"

"What does this demon want to express? Does it want me to know that I am miserable or bad?"

system:"……"

"Let me be honest, I don't regret anything in the past, and I have never been sorry to anyone. No matter how miserable or bad I am, I still like myself."

"It's up to you."

Leaving this sentence behind, Yan Wu went to order takeaway for himself, and added a cup of milk tea, he never treats himself badly.

It was as if he had suddenly regained his long-lost three views, and Yan Wu's current state couldn't be better.

Although his three views have never been very upright, because his views are all from reading comprehension texts, and no one has taught him how to be a human being.

In his values, he ranks first, cultivation texts should rank second, and other things are not worthy of the list.

The system probably has never seen such a rascal before, so it didn't say a word.

After a meal, Yan Wu looked at his panel again, the status column had disappeared, and his realm had also moved from the middle stage of Nascent Soul to the late stage of Nascent Soul.

He did the math, it seemed that it had only been about two weeks since he broke through the Nascent Soul, his talent was indeed focused on cultivation, it was not in vain that he had read so many cultivation texts in the past.

In fact, this inner demon also has something to say. It only shows Yan Wu's embarrassing and painful past, but he doesn't mention anything about his happiness. very vivid.

He doesn't usually have any hobbies, he doesn't like going out and he doesn't like socializing, so he just spends time in writing when he has time. Fortunately, this simple hobby doesn't cost much money, so he can save some money.

He is actually quite satisfied with his life, and wants to live like this for a long time, as long as he can see the next day's serial update, he will feel very happy.

This is what has accompanied him all his life, and he will never lose it.

However, he hadn't read a cultivation article for nearly a week, and Yan Wu felt that he couldn't bear it, no matter how important cultivation was, he couldn't forget his wife, so he resolutely decided to find an article to read.

This time he didn't think much about it, and he actually didn't want to get out of his body so quickly. After the inner demons were resolved, the system wouldn't urge him to practice anymore. He could simply choose an article he was interested in reading. At ease, Yan Wu is content.

After a long absence, he went to X o'clock. Although the articles there were always too long and he could never finish reading them in series, the elder brother's speeches there were very interesting, and there were many talents in the comment area. Reading one chapter was worth ten chapters. I thought, I'm going to read a cool article, the kind where the main character is full of characters at the beginning.

Point X, satisfying all fantasies of Shuangwen.

In this way, Yan Wu really managed to find a book. The protagonist was born with an extraordinary temperament, and the aura of heaven was added to his body. A single sentence can attract the vision of heaven and earth, shocking all beings, and almost slapped the word "protagonist" on his face.However, under this setting, the cultivation talent of this divine man turned out to be mediocre.

As soon as Yan Wu slapped his thigh, he felt good, it's up to you!

The fact is also that the atmosphere of this article is relaxed, and it is funny and face-slapping. Yan Wu had a lot of fun reading it.Until, he saw the protagonist begin to debate the Dharma with a Mahayana master.

Yan Wu’s mood is a bit delicate. He is actually not used to seeing things like Buddhism in novels. After all, it is a realm that he can’t reach. It will feel nondescript.

However, Yan Wu was once influenced by top1. Out of curiosity, he actually read some Buddhist scriptures, but he was so dizzy that he didn't even know what it was talking about.

Even so, he must admit that Buddhism is a very subtle method, but he has no predestined relationship with him.

Subconsciously, he recalled what the shop owner said. In fact, he was still very concerned about what the so-called "emptiness" was.

Now that he saw the Dharma, he realized that he was cultivating the Tao, not the Buddha. A strange idea suddenly popped up in Yan Wu's mind. Could it be that the shopkeeper's language skills are too poor and he doesn't know how to describe it? words?

He was stunned for a while, but the more he thought about it, the more he felt it was possible, because no matter the novel he read or his own Dao Xin, what he was told was not to let go of everything, he wanted to practice ascension, how could he have nothing to ask for.

His mind turned countless times in an instant, and Yan Wu just remembered that he was reading Shuangwen, and what was he doing!

Cultivation really is everywhere, he rolled his eyes, and continued to read the text.

The dispute between Buddhism and Taoism has always been a classic issue, but there is no need to write too profound a novel. Yan Wu understood it, so he went to the comment area, and as expected, a fight had already started.

Many book friends who think they understand Buddhism say that some comments are uninformed and have no insight, and they always emphasize that Buddhism is the way.

Yan Wu watched it with gusto. He didn't know much about Buddhism, but that didn't stop him from appreciating the "debates" of netizens. Looking at all kinds of inscrutable remarks, Yan Wu felt admiration and at the same time felt far away.

He advanced too fast. In just a few months, he changed from an ordinary person to a Nascent Soul cultivator. He felt that he hadn't changed much. He was still the kid who was struggling at the age of 20, and he didn't have the qualifications of a monk consciousness.

Strength can change overnight, but what about character?

After watching this debate on Buddhism and Taoism, Yan Wu already has a concept of the out-of-body period. It is not difficult to understand the truth, but it is difficult to do it.

Out of body is not to leave everything empty, but to let nature take its course.

Let nature take its course, people have birth, old age, sickness and death, resentment and hatred, love and parting, just treat it with a normal mind.

Yan Wu only felt that it was outrageous. He was indeed a Buddha sometimes, and many things could be ignored, but this did not mean that he could be calm.

In the busy city, he still feels that the world is noisy, and he wants to have a quiet corner.

The inner demon said that he was escaping, escaping from his downcast past and unfulfilling present. He used to think so, so he always shut himself in the book, as if this could isolate everything from the outside world, and his soul lived in another world. a space.

But now that he has reached the Nascent Soul Stage, he is no longer the kid who can only own a small house of tens of square meters, he owns the whole sky and even the whole world.

Yan Wu thought with some self-mockery: But I still think they are noisy, I can't control my heart, I just want to stay away from the annoying things.

It wasn't really going with the flow, he thought, but it was going with the heart.

His world can't accommodate so many people, because those people have never entered.

In an instant, Yan Wu's rebellious heart rose again, he thought, why can't I break through and get out of my body?Is it only possible to follow the path prescribed by the system?

What's wrong with his choice.

Weird aura fluctuations suddenly appeared, the system was awakened, and it was only in time to say: "You are crazy! You are only in the late stage of Nascent Soul!"

Yan Wu was caught off guard by the enormous pressure of the Out-of-Aperture Realm, and spit out a mouthful of blood on the spot. This was probably the most serious injury he had suffered since he practiced.

But he laughed suddenly, thinking that he should be very handsome at the moment, and maybe he can compete with X Shi.

The system only thinks that he is hopeless, and the child is fine everywhere, but he should not give up treatment.

Yan Wu is not a lunatic, he still cherishes his life, so this time he forced a breakthrough, he can only succeed.

Under this terrifying pressure, he suddenly fell into a pitch-black world. Yan Wu had experienced this feeling before. His five senses disappeared, but there was no light around him.

Yan Wu felt like he had forgotten something, where is he now, is he still alive?

What else does he have besides his body?Like an electric shock, Yan Wu remembered, his Nascent Soul!

In an instant, the world around him lit up, and Yan Wu began to be surrounded by various images, but this time, there was no timely reminder from the system.

That was all his emotions for the past 20 years, sad, angry, numb, happy...

All of them poured into Yan Wu's sea of ​​consciousness. He could drive away anyone, but he couldn't drive himself away.

This is wrong, Yan Wu knew that he had to move forward and could not stop here.

His sea of ​​consciousness was filled with messy emotions, leaving him very limited space to think, Yan Wu stood silently in the corner and looked at the crazy-looking selves in front of him.

But his heart calmed down for no reason, he suddenly felt a little distressed, the past self has endured so much, should I leave him when I walk into the future?

It is the same principle that a wife of dross should not be abandoned.

Just like that, Yan Wu began to walk forward with the entire sea of ​​consciousness on his back.

I don't know how long it took, the voice in the sea of ​​consciousness suddenly disappeared, Yan Wu raised his head, and finally saw the scene he was familiar with, it was every place in this world that he could see with a single thought, every face in it seemed like He wanted to eat him in, but Yan Wu didn't want to go anywhere, he just wanted to break through now, he continued to walk forward unmoved, and those scenes were shattered into pieces behind him.

Finally, he saw a door ahead.He walked in, and after being dizzy, he found himself sitting on the bed, maintaining the posture before getting out of his body, with the unfinished novel in front of him.

Did I break through successfully?He subconsciously called the system, but got no response.

Yan Wu was instantly alert. Isn't the rental house he was in also a scene in his consciousness? He was still out of his body.

How to get out?The scene seen out of the body is not an illusion, it is no different from reality.

He suddenly had a bold idea, so he closed his eyes and tried to focus on thinking about one person.

When he opened his eyes again, the scene in front of him changed completely. He suddenly saw a window, which was an old-fashioned carved wooden window. The window was pushed halfway open, and he could see the blooming flower branches outside the window, as if there was a fragrance wafting through it. Come.

He tried to get closer, but was frozen in place.A figure appeared in front of the window, that person was dressed very formally today, with a white shirt and a black dress jacket, and a white rose pinned coquettishly on the neckline, he gracefully walked to the stone table by the window and sat down, saying It was only after noon that the shopkeeper brought a cup of tea in his hand.

Retro teacups, antique background decoration, but this man insisted on wearing a modern attire, Yan Wu was speechless, he suddenly felt that the owner of the shop might be more rebellious than him.

The man lifted the lid and took a sip, and the hot air permeated the air. Yan Wu was in a daze for a moment at the scene of the peaceful years. He froze, but saw the shopkeeper suddenly raised his head and smiled in his direction. , silently said a few words.

Before Yan Wu could react, the picture in front of him was suddenly scattered, and finally he was the only one left in his world. The final moment of breakthrough came, and Yan Wu was no longer distracted. Now he only had one thought, to return to reality , successfully broke through!

The world seems to be leaking light, and is being shattered from the outside bit by bit.

At the last moment, Yan Wu suddenly felt more comfortable than ever before, as if he had finally broken free from a cage and was flying to his own sky.

With a thought, Yan Wu realized that he was already looking down on everything. He had a panoramic view of everything in the world. However, he just glanced at it. After a while, he returned to his small room. Make him feel kind and secure.

Settled in the human world, without chaos.

Ask Jun Henenger? My heart is far away.

For no reason, Yan Wu suddenly thought of this poem, as if he could understand a little bit of the artistic conception.

His thoughts drifted far away, until the system's voice pulled him back: "Master, someone is knocking on the door."

The author says:

System: The other party is a monk in the Mahayana period, at least a few hundred years older than you, there is no way you will have any results.

Yan Wu: But he smiled at me.

Before the classification was changed, it was written as no cp, so the feelings are rather vague.

But I still firmly believe that the light of maternal love shines on the earth!

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17. Spell

If you want to live a good life, farming is of course indispensable;

Yan Wu came to his senses and was about to get out of bed to open the door, but suddenly his legs gave way and he almost fell off.

He looked back and saw that his room was a mess, the quilt was nestled together, and the paper and pens he used to bring with him were spread out, not to mention himself. Blood, his complexion must not be much better.

He scratched his hair irritably, and suddenly hated the people outside the door.

So Yan Wu threw the phone and notes on the table as quickly as possible, then packed all the sheets and quilt covers and threw them into the bathroom, leaving a bed board.

Yan Wu tried to smile, trying not to look so embarrassed, and then opened the door.

The shopkeeper was still wearing the same outfit that Yan Wu saw when he came out, but the flowers on the neckline were gone, and his expression was no longer as calm as before. He looked at Yan Wu for a moment, but said coldly: "If you don't open the door again, I would have thought you were dead."

Yan Wu's professional smirk and the greeting he had thought of disappeared at the same time, and he said to him: "I'm afraid I'm going to disappoint you, I'm not only alive and well, but also out of my body smoothly."

Looking at this posture, it seems that he is not ready to let him in. The shopkeeper didn't say anything to him, but grabbed Yan Wu's hand, walked in by himself, and closed the door behind him.

"What are you doing?" Yan Wu immediately wanted to withdraw his hand, but was led towards the bedroom by a strong force.

"Come with me." The shopkeeper still had that dead face and standard tone.

When he came to the bedroom, the shopkeeper glanced at the bed with only the plank left, and without asking any questions, he pushed Yan Wu onto the bed plank and sat down. Before he let go, Yan Wu was puzzled, but he saw that the opposite person had changed his posture to feel the pulse. There is no more to say.

After a long time, the shopkeeper finally let go of his hand, and looked at Yan Wu with complicated eyes, but Yan Wu couldn't help it, and asked, "How am I?"

"It's nothing serious. Except for a little injury from the forced breakthrough, everything else is normal." The shopkeeper's expression softened visibly, and he heard Yan Wu's cautious words.

"Are you in a bad mood today?"

"You should worry about yourself first." The shopkeeper looked around and frowned again.

"You're out of your body, can't you make yourself feel better?"

Yan Wu looked confused, not knowing what he meant.

The owner of the shop was full of unteachable expressions, and waved a wave of spiritual energy towards the messy desk in front of Yan Wu, and saw the things on the table floated up quickly, and then fell down steadily and neatly. The whole process only took a few seconds.

Yan Wu's eyes widened, completely unaware that he could still play like this.

"You're not going to tell me that you don't know any spells at all except you can fly and hit people?" The shopkeeper's face was full of black lines.

It was Yan Wu's turn to be speechless, and now he also felt like an idiot.But he really didn't know that breaking through was already so troublesome, and asking him to study spells, wouldn't that be difficult for a strong man.

Seeing the child's expression about to cry, the owner swallowed back what he wanted to say, and said in a gentle tone as much as possible: "It doesn't matter if you don't, I can teach you slowly."

"I don't want to take you as my teacher!" Yan Wu didn't let go at all.

"I should take back what I said earlier about your high understanding. If you don't ask me, I'm not willing to accept it." I was rejected again and again, and the shopkeeper didn't have such a good temper.

He briefly explained the main points of the spell, and Yan Wu understood it with his own thinking, and found that this thing is not that profound at all. To put it bluntly, I believe that I can do it, so I can do it, as long as it is within the scope of cultivation. Everything can be done without hands.

Yan Wu thought that this is not subjective idealism, so he asked: "I am a firm materialist, if what you said is true, then I think I am Mahayana now, am I?"

"You can cultivate yourself and you tell me that you are a materialist?" The shopkeeper rolled his eyes.

But he actually answered Yan Wu's seemingly mentally retarded question seriously: "But theoretically, if you can be convinced and deceive yourself, maybe it's really possible."

Yan Wu didn't know what to say anymore, he just felt that this cultivation system was very unreliable.

"Is it difficult to believe in yourself?" Yan Wu said indifferently.

The shopkeeper spread his hands and motioned him to try it himself.

So Yan Wu imitated what the shopkeeper did just now, and tried to use a spirit to restore the item automatically, but after a while, nothing happened.

"I thought you were just poor in comprehension, but I didn't expect you to know how to use such a simple technique. Now I suspect that you are not suitable for cultivation at all."

Before Yan Wu had time to refute, he heard the man say again: "You still think that you are a mortal in your heart, you can't leave the world, and your only ability comes from the deep-rooted concepts you have read for many years. I am not wrong. , The reason why you can break through is also related to this point."

The shopkeeper said it right away, Yan Wu said it was not embarrassing, it was a lie, he is indeed like a mortal who has no time to cultivate but knows nothing, although he doesn't think there is anything for the time being, he still asked humbly :"Then what should I do?"

Unexpectedly, the shopkeeper looked at him amusedly, and said: "How do I know, I'm not you, the legend of mortal cultivating immortals sounds pretty good, right?"

Yan Wu:? ?

"Didn't I say that since it is idealism, the world in everyone's heart is different. If you can go out of your body with your own understanding, it means that your path is also feasible, but I still advise you to think about it carefully." , don’t rush to practice, at least learn some simple spells.”

"Well, I will!" Yan Wu regained his energy after being affirmed.

"Although your injury is not serious, the breakthrough injury is no worse than others. You still have to cultivate well in the past few days."

As the shopkeeper said this, he used various spells to clean everything inside and out, and the place was as clean as new after a while, Yan Wu was dumbfounded.

Probably because he felt that there was no problem, the shopkeeper was satisfied, so he turned around and said goodbye to Yan Wu, not intending to disturb him any more.

"and many more!"

Yan Wu thought for a moment, but still called out to him.

"Can I do something for you?"

The shopkeeper looked at him for a while with the eyes of a child, and unexpectedly conjured a white rose out of thin air and placed it on the table.

"This is the flower I picked this morning. It can bloom undefeated if the spell is maintained. Now I give it to you. I hope it will be the same as today when we meet next time."

"Don't forget dinner."

After the man said this, he immediately disappeared, and he didn't know if he heard Yan Wu's last thank you.

Yan Wu couldn't help thinking in his heart, has the shop owner been stimulated by something recently, and why his temper has become more and more weird.

He pondered for a while, first raised the flowers carefully, then clicked on the XX Literature City in his mobile phone, and started searching——Chang Tian Wen.

Just kidding, if you want to live a good life, farming is of course indispensable.

Yan Wu used to only focus on watching the gods fight, so he couldn't think of any magic technique close to life. He should be glad that his spiritual energy didn't destroy all the things on the table just now.

But he doesn't need to learn how to grow vegetables and flowers, just understand some basic principles. The key to magic is not innovation, but belief.

The location of this belief is actually very strange. Yan Wu got a few other flowers to try, but before the aura could be attached, the flowers split apart. He used other things to cast spells in disbelief, and finally The whole room is full of broken petals and pieces of paper, and the shopkeeper will probably be mad at him again when he sees it.

He simply went to the text to dig out the details, and finally summed up a set of spell-casting strategies by himself.

Reiki can change the essence of life because Reiki is a kind of universal energy. When attached to a sword, it can make the sword faster and more powerful. It can even become a shock wave against the enemy by itself. This is probably the use of fighting.

However, in daily life, such as making objects float or cultivating flowers and plants, these are all things that can be done by manpower alone. If you use aura to solve it, you only need a very small amount, but it is too much. Once the control is not in place, it will become a disaster scene.

To put it simply, Yan Wu can't use it well now, it's all because he can control too much aura. A monk in the out-of-body stage can destroy the world, but he still has the ability to destroy a house. Yan Wu didn't take it lightly. Nothing serious, of course I can't even trust myself.

Yan Wu thought helplessly, if he was in the Qi refining stage, he would probably be able to use these spells to his advantage.

Is this the sadness of being young and not working hard?For the first time, he felt depressed because of too much aura.

In order not to continue making garbage, Yan Wu thought for a while, went to the convenience store downstairs and bought a set of sewing kits.

According to his experimental experience, moving things is easier than growing flowers. The analogy is blowing and watering. If the wind blows, it will fly out at most. He can find a way to get it back.

Thinking of this, he simply devoted himself to studying how to use spiritual energy to thread needles. Anyway, in the final analysis, it is all about controlling spiritual energy. This job happens to be difficult and delicate, and there is no danger. Even if a room full of needles is flying around when he is out of his body, it will not hurt him. .

Fortunately, after one night, Yan Wu finally learned something. Although the control of spiritual energy is not so precise, it will not become a plant killer. After repeated trials, he is finally willing to attack the shopkeeper's flowers.

A stream of light flashed by, the flower was intact and became more tender, Yan Wu finally breathed a sigh of relief.

After finishing his homework, he started to mess around and started to study strange things.

He was very concerned about how the shopkeeper conjured a flower out of thin air, just like he couldn't understand the practice of spiritualism.

He still believes in the conservation of energy, and the aura of heaven and earth is also limited. Everything cannot be created or destroyed out of thin air, but is in a relatively balanced cycle.

But he can cultivate now, this point of view cannot explain why his aura comes from the cultivation text in the first place.

He joined in when he couldn't figure it out, he thought of Haagen-Dazs silently in his heart, then stared at the empty desktop seriously, and began to perform strange spell-casting behaviors. .

In the end, he didn't change anything, so he ordered two Haagen-Dazs for himself.

Yan Wu had no choice but to comfort himself, learning magic is not something that happens overnight, anyway, he has improved a lot compared to before, and contentment is the kingly way.

As for the next level of distraction, it's scary to hear it, the Nascent Soul is about to die, he has no ability to distract, besides, Yan Wu is very straightforward with outsiders, but he can fight for a lifetime if he fights with himself , old tangled monster.

He still decided to listen to the shopkeeper first, think about the problem of cultivation, and wait until he has learned spells and laid a solid foundation before trying to touch the threshold of distraction.

Cultivation is really not that easy.

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After I finished writing, I realized that Yan Wu hadn’t listened carefully to the lecture, and the shop owner had clearly said that the flowers were picked this morning (shrug);

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18, attacked

——Sword Cultivator vs. Vampire——

It turns out that cultivation requires not only writing papers, but also doing experiments.

Yan Wu fiddled with this for several days, and finally became a little more confident in his technique. However, he tossed and fiddled with all the things that could be used for play in this small room, and he really couldn't come up with any new tricks. After patting the ashes that were not there at all on his body, he stood up and planned to go out.

Today's weather is good, it is a cloudy day with few people that Yan Wu likes very much.

He suddenly remembered that he hadn't been shopping for a long time, and the words of the shopkeeper surfaced out of nowhere again: You are out of your body, can't you make your life better?

After making up his mind, Yan Wu decided to buy something for himself that could improve his happiness in life, although he didn't know what it was.

However, recently he thought about the shopkeeper too often, Yan Wu inevitably felt weird, he thought about his own sexuality for half a minute, but he didn't come to a result, and then threw it to the back of his mind.

Reading Wen Xiuzhen, books are enough, what kind of object do you want.

It really makes sense for some people to be single.

Yan Wu didn't take a taxi, so he just walked slowly on the street. He learned how to clean and grow flowers for a few days, but now he doesn't seem to be able to use his aura when he goes out. Everywhere, he was struck by his idea of ​​being a flower fairy, and felt that he should go shopping first.

It is now afternoon, and the community animals are not off work yet, and shopping is very convenient. Yan Wu came to the nearest trade plaza, but was dazzled by the well-connected design inside. He had really done things like getting lost in the trade center before.

In the end, Yan Wu came out of the shopping plaza empty-handed, breathing the fresh air outside, he felt instantly refreshed, as expected, he still didn't like shopping.

But just now he looked around, only to realize that today is Halloween, and there will be a Halloween event in the small square next door at night, and many young people have come here in curious costumes in advance.

It is rare to go out to meet a festival, and I am reluctant to join in this lively afternoon.

He originally wanted to change his outfit, but he didn't know how to do it out of nothing. He ran to the bathroom to die and only dyed his own white hair. He had an idea and added a pair of red pupils, which looked like that. When it was done, he confidently opened the door and went out.

Before he had time to appreciate himself, he was taken away by a figure in front of him.

That person has a standard mixed-race appearance, with very three-dimensional facial features, ghost-like green irises, specially designed short golden hair, and half silver chain earrings. I don’t know how many times better than Wei’an’s aesthetics. Dress, even holding a magic wand inlaid with gems in his hand, like a noble earl who traveled from the Middle Ages.

Probably sensing Yan Wu's gaze, the man turned his head and looked at Yan Wu, with a vague smile on his lips.

If Yan Wu's feeling is correct, he could feel naked ridicule and pride in that look, this person is definitely not as elegant and calm as he looks.

He gritted his teeth, and closed the door angrily. He didn't allow him to lose to a mortal in dressing up as a dignified monk in the out-of-body stage!

He frantically searched for all kinds of cosplay pictures on the Internet, and kept tossing until night. He actually learned to create something out of nothing. He gave himself long unruly hair and a standard sword repair robe with a sword back. Behind him, there is indeed pressure to be motivated, and Yan Wu really feels that he is the power of the fairy spirit at the out-of-body stage.

When he walked out, seeing the stunned expressions of the people around him, he didn't feel embarrassed at all, and even felt unusually satisfied. He suddenly understood the way that person looked at him just now.

As night fell, the surroundings of the square became bizarre. There were many people dressed as demons and ghosts mixed in the crowd. Occasionally, one or two conspicuous ancient costumes appeared, accompanied by weird Halloween music, as if they had entered some strange dimension.

Yan Wu was just here to join in the fun, and he didn't intend to really participate in any Halloween activities. He stood outside the crowd and could easily see the scene inside. The center of the square was surrounded by props such as pumpkin fences. The exaggerated demon hostess is calling the audience to play a game, and there are clowns clapping beside them.

After a round of ghost-hunting games, another special team performed a ghost dance, and the atmosphere on the scene was fired to the extreme for a while. The hostess then explained the rules of the second round of the game.

This game is called Discovery of Vampires. The first guest on the stage needs to go behind the scenes to wear special props and dentures for the event, and sit on a chair. The second guest will find a way to make him show his teeth, and then pretend to be a vampire himself, and so on. By analogy, each guest has 3 minutes, and the guest who finally stays on the field after ten rounds will get the ghost spree prepared by the activity team!

The people on the stage tried their best to make the person in front of him talk or laugh. The scene was very funny at one point, and Yan Wu also found it amusing.

At this moment, he suddenly saw a familiar figure with dazzling blond hair and a ruby ​​wand in his hand. It was the proud Earl who had laughed at him just now.

That person was the fifth to enter the stage, and it took no effort for the previous person to show his teeth. When he put on his dentures and sat on the chair, his whole body exuded a very oppressive aura. The person seemed very nervous in front of him, and ended without saying anything interesting, and the game immediately entered a white-hot stage.

The eighth person should be a college student. He was not nervous after seeing this scene too much, but the jokes were not hot enough. Yan Wu saw that person almost opened his mouth, but still held back. He suddenly felt a little weird. The facial expressions of people with dentures are not very natural, and they are easy to let go. After all, the movable props are not so comfortable.

When it was this person's turn, it was as natural as it was, he even suspected that the person didn't wear dentures at all, maybe because he believed that he would definitely be able to stand at the end, with such doubts, Yan Wu looked at it again.

A middle-aged man with a very festive appearance came, and his mouth turned out to be a short cross talk, and he tried to talk to the earl as a fan, after a lot of hard work, the audience burst into laughter, and there was only one minute left, Yan Wu looked over , I feel that the earl can hardly bear it anymore.

He focused on the changes in the earl's face, and finally in the last ten seconds, he saw him slowly open his mouth, revealing a pair of fangs, but in an instant he returned to his previous paralyzed expression.

Although that scene disappeared very quickly, it must be captured by everyone. Yan Wu satisfactorily waited for the final result, but saw the middle-aged man leaving the stage with regret. After the judgment of the hostess, the earl only slightly let go and did not show his teeth. , this round is still him, and no audience raised objections.

Yan Wu couldn't believe it. With such obvious fangs, are these people blind, or is this a game of default?

Probably the cross talk contestants discouraged the enthusiasm of the audience. In the last round, no one came on stage, so Yan Wu raised his hand in his mind.

When it was too late for him to repent, the hostess caught the sword cultivator's sharp eyes in an instant, and even called him the Taoist priest affectionately, and the staff immediately invited him up.

Yanwu can't tell jokes, but he can scare.

Seeing him on the field, the earl rarely tilted his head to look at him, maybe because he recognized him but was not sure.

After Yan Wu changed his clothes, he had always looked like an expert from outside the world, and now he had no fear of facing this earl from another world. He glanced at him with those indifferent eyes and said:

"You said, when a sword repairer meets a vampire, who will win in the end?"

The count seemed to want to speak, but he reacted immediately and just smiled politely at him.

Yan Wu didn't care about his reaction, not even the audience's opinion, and continued talking to himself.

"Of course, I can win!"

His words were full of momentum, and he even pulled out the long sword behind his back at the same time, and only heard a bang, and the sword light flashed and pointed directly at the person in front of him.

Even though he knew it was a prop in his heart, there were exclamations one after another from the audience. The host lady seemed to be frightened by the sudden sword, and forgot to remind Yanwu of the game rules.

The count over there was only slightly surprised for a moment, but suddenly stood up from his chair. According to the rules of the game, apart from opening his mouth, getting up is considered a failure.

He just faced the sword point and looked at Yan Wu, and suddenly clapped his hands slowly and laughed loudly. The audience in the audience was affected by his applause, and they also clapped together.

Until Yan Wu put down his sword and the man passed by him, he heard a very soft

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