hold that vampire

Zhou Yiyi: [I thought that your little brain would have to struggle with it for at least ten days and a half months, and you figured it out so quickly? 】

Beat up the little monster: [Huh?is it hard? 】

Zhou Yiyi: [Don't pretend, I've seen you when you were the most cowardly, but now you can't be dragged by me anymore, don't try to restore your image. 】

Beating up the little monster: [I'm not going to give up! 】

Zhou Yiyi: 【Angangang, you don’t love me, I love you, okay? 】

Beating the little monster violently: [What's the matter with your coaxing tone? 】

Zhou Yiyi: [Ah, you found out? 】

Beating up the little monster: [...? ? ? 】

Zhou Yiyi: 【Come back to business, let me ask you a question, will you chase people? 】

Beating the little monster violently: [I haven't chased it, I don't know. 】

Zhou Yiyi: [Your technical level, why do I feel a little overwhelmed? 】

Beat up the little monster: [Difficult? 】

Zhou Yiyi: 【...It started again, right?Having said that, this trick is useless to me. 】

Beat up the little monster: [Although I have no practical experience, I have a good theory. 】

Zhou Yiyi: [Expand and talk? 】

Violently beat up the little monster: [Expansion is what he likes, I will chase after him (*^^*)]

Zhou Yiyi: 【...You really have no plan, simple and rude. 】

Zhou Yiyi: [Then do you know what he likes? 】

Pei Yun just came out of the room and saw the bouquet of roses standing on the display cabinet. After thinking about it, he walked over and took out one to replace the hyacinth in the vase on the dining table.

After looking at it with satisfaction, I bowed my head and typed:

Beat the little monster: [I will always know/cute]

When I went to the classroom, it was still early, and only a few people were sparse.

Pei Yun sat down next to Du Jian and bumped his arm: "Hey, why are you alone, where is An Lan?"

Du Jian was busy playing Star Wars, without raising her head: "I don't know, he's not in the dormitory, I came here alone."

"Oh, by the way." He remembered something, and added: "Pei Bao, do you know that An An is going to move out too."

Pei Yun was surprised: "Why?"

Du Jian: "It seems that he wants to live with a friend or an old classmate of his. I was busy scoring points at the time, so I didn't ask much."

He quickly won this one, and didn't intend to continue. He put down his phone and sighed: "It's only my junior year, and you all made me feel the sadness of parting after graduation in advance."

Seeing his little old man's appearance, Pei Yun happily patted him on the shoulder: "You are not the only one left in the dormitory, isn't there still the head of the room?"

Du Jian had a sad face: "Can it be the same? The head of the office is not a professional with me."

Pei Yun was thinking about how to comfort him, when a figure flickered in his peripheral vision, it was An Lan who had arrived.

He put Du Jian on his shoulders and asked the person concerned: "An'an, you want to move out?"

An Lan sat down: "Yes."

Pei Yun: "Why is it so sudden, I haven't heard you say it before."

An Lan: "A friend came over, it's not convenient to live alone."

Pei Yun snorted, "You're going to move out to take care of him, right?"

An Lan nodded again.

It's too considerate.

Pei Yun sighed in his heart, and was about to praise his good brother in China, when An Lan added quietly: "You guys also know my friend."

At this moment, Pei Yun has not yet realized the seriousness of the matter: "Really, who is it?"

An Lan glanced at them, and calmly said three words: "Zhou Yiyi."

Du Jian, Pei Yun: "???"

"My mother, it turned out to be him?!"

Du Jian's eyeballs almost popped out: "No, how long have you two known each other? Are you going to live together?"

An Lan: "It's been a long time, almost a month."

Du Jian: "But you only met twice, didn't you?!"

An Lan corrected: "We'll see each other every day these days."

Du Jian: "...Damn it? You just went out to live with him these few days?! You still want to move out. We have been in love for three years, and you just left me like this?!"

...

Compared with Du Jian's repeated questioning, Pei Yun seemed much calmer.

Of course it's just "appearance".

Under the table, the screen of his mobile phone was almost smashed by him.

Beating up the little monster: [No way, buddy, are you living with An An? ! 】

Zhou Yiyi: [Well, did you know? / Raise Erlang's legs]

Beating the little monster violently: 【How do I know if you don't tell me? 】

Beat up the little monster: [Wait, An An knows you're a vampire? 】

Zhou Yiyi: [Don't worry, I didn't confess you. 】

Beat the Little Monsters: […]

Beating the little monster violently: [Can you be more sloppy? Just say it without any foreshadowing. What if An An can't accept it? 】

Zhou Yiyi: [He accepts it very well, and I don't think I can be blamed for this, the main thing is that it was so cool at the time, and I really couldn't hold back before biting it. /stand hands]

Beating up the little monster: [What, what? 】

Zhou Yiyi: [Go to bed. 】

There was a crackling sound.

Pei Yun's phone fell under the stool at the front table.

Du Jian was still condemning An Lan's unkind behavior with righteous words, and took time out of his busy schedule to talk to Pei Yun: "What did you see?"

Pei Yun took the mobile phone that was kindly picked up for him by the front desk, and wiped off the dust on it with a blank expression: "I don't know, it must have been a ghost."

Beating up the little monster: [...Your awesome/smile/thumbs/convinced]

Beating up the little monster: [Boldly ask, when did it happen? 】

Zhou Yiyi: [Just the last class reunion, didn't he send me to the hotel, he didn't leave after it was over, and then we went to bed. 】

Beating up the little monster: [...What the hell! 】

Beating the little monster violently: 【Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh seduce pure male college students, don't you feel guilty? ! ! ! 】

Zhou Yiyi: [Ah?But I was the one who got raped, so I was the one who suffered, right? 】

Zhou Yiyi: [And the word pure, I think you used it wrong. 】

Zhou Yiyi: [I swear that day I just kissed him in a drunken mood, who knew he couldn't help but hook him so much.I'm not as strong as him, so I can only lie down and let myself be fucked. Pity me, my back hurts for several days, and I have to be your confidant big brother even though I'm sick. 】

Beat the Little Monsters: […]

shit.

How to describe Pei Yun's current mood?

It's like being thrown into a chili jar, and after it's finished, it's watered again and placed in the lees to taste the salt, then exposed to the sun, and finally wrapped in dipping sauce, twisted, twisted, stuffed into a soy sauce bucket, and then stuffed into the refrigerator to chill at low temperature.

Suddenly I can understand why Zhou Yiyi always says that he is cowardly.

It turned out that when he only dared to limit himself to kissing in his dreams, other people had already had sex directly.

OK, Fe.

Zhou Yiyi: [What's the matter, are you envious? 】

Beating up the little monster: [The world is just uneven, nothing to envy. 】

Zhou Yiyi: [Hahahahahahaha this sour smell overflows the screen. 】

Zhou Yiyi: [Come on brother, I can do it and you can do it~]

Zhou Yiyi: [By the way, sex/love is really comfortable. I knew it would be so good. When I saw An Lan for the first time in the bookstore, I dragged him to bed. 】

Beat up the little monster: [Shut up, you! 】

Zhou Yiyi: [Hey, aren't you shy again? 】

Beating up the little monster: [No, no, yes. 】

After typing this sentence, the red-faced Xiao Pei quickly threw the phone into the drawer.

Du Jian's indignation didn't last long. Before the class was over, An Lan promised two hot pot meals.

After class, I figured out where to go for the first meal.

"Haidilao at the side door? Ximen Wu Glasses? Or Xiaolongkan at the south gate? But it's a skewer. It's not enough to kill skewers. You choose, Pei Bao. What do you want to eat?"

Pei Yun ignored him, facing out the window, wondering what he was looking at.

"Pei Bao?"

Du Jian pushed his shoulder: "What are you looking at, hurry up, think about what to eat."

"Think about it." Pei Yun stood up suddenly, and quickly packed up his things: "Send me a message when you're done thinking about it, and I'll go find you in a while."

Du Jian saw him in a hurry: "Aren't you going out with us?"

"I am busy."

As the ending sound fell, the person disappeared at the door of the classroom.

Today is Friday, and Zhang Liangshen came to Zhuang University to pick up new experimental equipment as usual.

As soon as he left the laboratory building with the box in his arms, he was stopped by a figure appearing from nowhere.

"Hey, Professor Zhang, good afternoon."

Pei Yun greeted him with a bright smile on his face.

Zhang Liangshen poked his head out from behind the box, and said with a smile, "Xiaoyun is you, good afternoon, good afternoon."

Pei Yun took the initiative to ask: "Where are these professors going to move?"

Zhang Liangshen: "It's just the grove, where my car is parked."

"Coincidentally, I happen to be going there too, so I can help you move some." He said, taking the initiative to take the top two boxes into his hands.

Since it was a matter of chance, Zhang Liangshen didn't refuse, thanked him cheerfully, and went to the grove with him.

Pei Yun chatted with Zhang Liangshen ramblingly, and when he walked around the fourth canteen, he seemed to casually bring the topic to Lu Que.

"Professor Zhang, you and my little uncle have been classmates since undergraduate course?"

"Yes."

"Did he go to the library every day when he was studying?"

"how is this possible."

Zhang Liangshen seemed to have heard some joke: "Your little uncle is too lazy, and he will never go to the class that he can skip, let alone go to the library. He may not be able to go in once a semester."

Pei Yun was surprised: "True or not, I thought my little uncle studied very hard."

Zhang Liangshen snorted: "Don't, the word hard work doesn't match him."

Pei Yun snorted: "Then he skips class and doesn't go to the library, what does he do when he has nothing to do? Fall in love?"

Zhang Liangshen: "Haha, if you expect a straight steel man to fall in love, you might as well expect durians to grow quickly on an old iron tree."

"Oh, we haven't talked yet."

Pei Yun narrowed her eyes in satisfaction, and the corners of her mouth were raised high.

Zhang Liangshen recalled the past when he was studying a few years ago, he was angry and funny: "Isn't it."

"Back then, there were so many female classmates who liked your little uncle that they could circle Zhuqing Lake dozens of times. He just didn't like it. He would rather sleep in the dormitory and play games than go out to have a meal with girls. Pity us A few people in the same dormitory, if you want to get out of the single room, you can't get out, the drought will die, and the waterlogging will die."

"I remember that on the wish wall at that time, [-]% of the boys' wishes were to hope that Lu Que would fall in love quickly, thinking that only he had a choice, and the other female students knew that there was no hope, so they could look back at them .”

what?

This......

It doesn't feel like a good thing either.

Pei Yun's smile narrowed a bit, a bit difficult to deal with: "There are so many girls, my little uncle really doesn't like any of them?"

Zhang Liangshen thought for a while, then shook his head: "Anyway, I don't see who he likes."

isn't it?

Pei Yun frowned, and muttered: "Then what does he like?"

"Hey, who knows, he didn't—hmm, eh."

Zhang Liangshen was halfway through speaking, and suddenly thought of something: "No, he seemed to have said it when he graduated."

Pei Yun's two little ears perked up: "What did you say?"

"I said what he likes, let me think about it."

Zhang Liangshen frowned and tried to recall: "What kind of... Oh yes, he likes sexy, bold, passionate!"

Pei Yun was silent for two seconds: "What the hell?"

Zhang Liangshen thought he didn't understand, and patiently explained: "Sexy and bold, enthusiastic and unrestrained, to put it simply, it will seduce people, he likes this tune."

Pei Yun's head seemed to be hit by a pot lid, and he buzzed: "Well, among so many girls who like him, there isn't a single one who is passionate and bold?"

"Yes, of course there is."

Zhang Liangshen said: "I asked the same question at the time, but guess what he answered me?"

Pei Yun swallowed a mouthful of saliva: "What, what?"

"Not enough." Zhang Liangshen was there.

Pei Yun: "..."

Zhang Liangshen: "Although his original words were just these two words, I know what he meant. Those girls who are enthusiastic are not enthusiastic enough, those who are bold are not bold enough, and those who are enthusiastic and bold are not seductive. He can't pick a suitable one." Yes, of course I am too lazy to fall in love with someone I don’t like.”

"But if you think about it, he has a cold temper. From the perspective of complementary conditions, it's only natural that he likes this kind of color..."

Passionate, bold, and seductive.

day.

Pei Yun's eyes darkened, and he really wanted to pinch him.

Helping Zhang Liangshen move the equipment into the trunk, his footsteps were vain when he left.

dying.

His little uncle's hobby is going, can he really do it...?

A female professor came with Zhang Liangshen.

She sat in the passenger seat, looked at the direction Pei Yun was leaving, and asked Zhang Liangshen who got into the car with interest: "Your brother?"

"Where can it be?" Zhang Liangshen bowed his head and fastened his seat belt: "Old Lu is his nephew."

The female professor let out a sigh and smiled: "Professor Lu's nephew, no wonder, Shuai's family has gone, hey, does he have a girlfriend?"

Zhang Liangshen leaned back tactically: "What do you want to do? Don't forget that you are a married girl."

"What do you think?"

The female professor scolded him: "It's my niece, about the same age as him, you can see if it's suitable, and pull the thread? The fat and water don't flow into the fields of outsiders."

This is also the reason why Zhang Liang thought carefully.

"Okay, I'll ask you later."

A few weeks later, when Lu Que went to the Alien Research Institute for a meeting, he was informed that the meeting room had been moved, from the scientific research building in front of the main entrance to the laboratory building behind.

"Let's go, I'll show you the way."

Zhang Liangshen took the documents from the scientific research building, put his shoulders on his shoulders, turned and walked out.

"Are you reconciled with Xiaoyun?" He asked.

Lu Que: "What?"

Zhang Liangshen: "It's nothing, just ask casually, but why did you guys get so awkward before?"

Lu Que: "I don't know."

"It's okay if I don't know?" Zhang Liangshen listened amusedly: "We've made up after the quarrel, don't you want to ask?"

Lu Que: "I won't ask more about things he doesn't want to talk about."

"Parents like you are rare."

Zhang Liangshen smiled: "By the way, I ran into Xiao Yun at your school a few days ago, and he even asked me what kind of girl you like, presumably because he wanted to introduce you to a girlfriend."

Lu Que paused and turned to look at him: "Does he want to introduce a girlfriend to me?"

Zhang Liangshen: "Yes, are you happy?"

Lu Que's face turned cold, and he didn't look happy at all.

"Look, look, you're starting again."

Zhang Liangshen pointed at him: "Things that other people can't even dream of, you'll feel disgusted here. Why are you so clueless about what's good or bad?"

"Okay, don't let others introduce you to your girlfriend, how about introducing the head office to your nephew?"

The two turned into the elevator room, and Zhang Liangshen pressed the elevator button.

Lu Que glanced at him: "What do you mean?"

He smiled and said: "After Professor Jiang met Xiaoyun that day, he thought about bringing him and his niece together. He wanted to say that the fat and water would not flow to outsiders' fields and grab a spot near the water. Ask me to help her and ask Xiaoyun if there is any." girlfriend."

As he spoke, he tapped Lu Que on the shoulder: "Shouldn't there be?"

The elevator door opened, and Lu Que walked in first: "No need."

"?"

Zhang Liangshen followed him in, and pressed the seventh floor: "What does it mean? Is it there or not? Give me a confirmation letter, so I can do business."

Lu Que: "Xiaoyun doesn't need a girlfriend."

Zhang Liangshen: "He told you?"

Lu Que: "He's still young."

"Twenty is still young?"

Zhang Liangshen looked at him like a ghost: "Don't let others think about it, you can't let it go? Old Lu, you are not kind, if you exceed it, it is not a puppy love, it is reasonable and legal."

Lu Que turned to look at him, seeming a little displeased: "Why does he want a girlfriend? He still needs me to take care of him."

Zhang Liangshen was dissatisfied: "You hold your hand so tightly, how can you be sure that you can't do it yourself, not to mention how few girls can take care of others now?"

"Take a step back, even if he needs you to take care of him right now, what about in the future? He will always be out of your protection range, so is it possible that you can always be together?"

"Why not?"

Lu Que retorted almost subconsciously.

Seeing that Zhang Liangshen's expression was not right, he came to his senses and frowned suddenly when he realized what he had said.

Zhang Liangshen was dumbfounded for a while.

Hissed, struggling to explain something.

Just when the elevator arrived at the floor, Lu Que didn't give him a chance to speak. He held on to the documents with some intricate wrinkles, and strode out of the elevator.