hold that vampire

Ding~

Lu Que, who had just returned to the office from the conference room, received a message from the little monster:

Beating the little monster violently: [Fly and hug! jpg.]. :【What's wrong? 】

Violently beat up the little monster: [Why didn't you just give it to me last night / flatten yourself jpg.]

Lu Que pressed the computer's power button, moved his right thumb, and typed two words lightly: . :【shy. 】

Pei Yun was lying on the bed, seeing Professor Lu's confident reply, rubbing his eyes and couldn't help laughing.

Two words that are quite normal, why did his little uncle look so cute and cute when he said them?

He wanted to tease him, but the caller ID suddenly took over the entire screen. Someone was saying shy one second, and the next second the call came in directly.

Pei Yun slid down to answer, and buried her face in the quilt.

"What are you doing?" His voice was muffled and rustling.

Lu Que's eyes flickered slightly: "Crying?"

The little monster was silent for two seconds in embarrassment, and it was rare that he did not deny it frankly, and hummed obediently: "Student Xiao Pei is a little touched."

Lu Que watched the computer enter the interface that was unlocked after booting, and did not enter the password in a hurry.

"It wasn't intended for you," he said.

He has always been used to being cautious, and he is used to thinking a lot before doing things. This time when Pei Yun was involved, he even thought through all the worries and obstacles.

The only thing I didn't expect was that Pei Yun would have the same thoughts as him.

This was a pleasant surprise, so he naturally decided to restrain those thoughts that were no longer useful.

But now it seems that this approach is not appropriate.

Even if it doesn't come in handy, he should let him know the thoughts that were born for him, based on emotion and reason.

Pei Yun rubbed her face against the quilt, and suddenly thought of something: "That's not right!"

Lu Que: "Huh?"

Pei Yun tilted her head: "Did I lose money!"

He realized it later and began to haggle over every detail: "If I hold back and don't say or do anything, will Professor Lu chase me? Professor Lu chased me himself! I let go of such a good opportunity. It's a big loss." Send it, I feel like I missed a hundred million!"

A smile flashed across Lu Que's eyes, and he entered the password: "I will supply you later."

Pei Yun: "Why later?"

Lu Que: "Not now."

Pei Yun: "Crooked?"

Lu Que pressed the Enter key, and there was a clear and soft sound: "Xiaoyun, return from the love period to the pursuit period. I may not be able to accept such a decline in quality."

"..."

Pei Yun froze for a few seconds, then quickly buried her face in the bed again, her exposed ears turned red like boiled shrimp, and her heart was pounding.

"What's the matter? I won't give you a kiss if it's not the courtship period..."

"What?" His voice was muffled, and Lu Que couldn't hear it clearly.

"No, nothing."

Pei Yun was embarrassed to say it a second time, but happened to see the pop-up window sent by Du Jian, and changed the topic: "Okay, you can continue to work, don't disturb you, I'm going to play games with Du Jian and the others."

"Ah."

Du Jian was playing with Zhou Yiyi and the others. When Pei Yun joined the team, he specifically asked Zhou Yiyi: "Is there no live broadcast?"

Zhou Yiyi leaned on An Lan, lazily: "It's not on, don't worry about it~"

Pei Yun sat up from the bed, pulled the big shark into his arms and propped his chin lazily: "Brother, who can be more flirtatious than you."

Zhou Yiyi gave a short laugh, and said meaningfully: "You don't understand this~ Do you know that there is a kind of coquettish called Mensao? I usually hide it and pretend to be calm, but once I sit up, I, Ming Sao, can't stand it." .”

Pei Yun felt that he meant something: "Who are you talking about?"

"Who else could it be—"

Zhou Yiyi turned off the mic after a reverberation, and turned it on again 3 minutes later, coughing twice: "No, no one, I'll just give you an example, it's meaningless, come and play. "

"Oh."

Pei Yun didn't doubt that he was there, and started picking up equipment seriously when he landed.

Du Jian: "An An, why haven't you turned on the microphone?"

Zhou Yiyi's horn lit up in the next second, and An Lan's voice came out: "We just need to turn on one of them."

Du Jian just came to his senses and smiled silly: "Oh yes, I almost forgot, you two live together."

Pei Yun wasn't sure if Du Jian knew about Zhou Yiyi and An Lan, so he cut out to ask Zhou Yiyi while thinking about it for a while, and then heard Du Jian ask, "What have you been doing lately? You can't see anyone after class, and the game is too late." No, it’s only summer, and you’re going to hibernate collectively?”

Zhou Yiyi: "What else can I do, I'm just busy falling in love."

Du Jian said: "Are you in love?"

Pei Yun picked up the [-]x mirror.

Okay, now he knows there is no need to ask.

Zhou Yiyi's voice was lazy: "Ang, didn't we talk, and we talked for a long time, next time I have a chance to introduce you."

"Okay!" Du Jian was not polite: "What about An An and Pei Bao, what are you busy with?"

An Lan spoke concisely: "Talk about love."

It was as true as it was false, Pei Yun grinned, and the old god was maintaining his formation: "I also fall in love."

"Damn!" Du Jian scolded with a smile: "Are you guys playing with me here? Then let's not hide the truth, in fact, I have been in a relationship recently."

Pei Yun grinned happily.

See, if you tell the truth and don't believe it, then it's no wonder they are.

They played together for almost a whole day, at nine o'clock in the evening, Zhou Yiyi was about to start a live broadcast, and Pei Yun quit the game and went offline.

Before Lu Que came back, Pei Yun was lying on the bed watching the live broadcast of the game and made himself sleepy. After thinking about it, he quit the live broadcast and opened WeChat as the top contact:

Beating the little monster violently: [I patted "."]. : [ "." Patted my coffin and said squeeze]. : […]

Pei Yun almost laughed himself out of his wits.

Violently beat up the little monster: [Okay, the coffin is open for rent, when is Professor Lu going to come back and squeeze with me? 】. : [About eleven o'clock. 】

Eleven o'clock, now 09:30, there is still more than an hour.

Beating up the little monster: [Tsk tsk, it's been too hard, does Professor Lu get overtime pay? 】. :【none. 】

Beating the little monster violently: [Shimo! ! ! /Furious jpg.]. : [Want to eat supper? 】

Beating up the little monster: [I don't want to, I'm too full for dinner, I'm sleepy/Patting my stomach and rolling]. : [Well, then go to bed early. 】

Seeing the two of them quickly start and end quickly, Pei Yun felt a little emotional in the streamlined chat history.

This text exchange really has no love atmosphere at all.

As expected of Professor Lu.

He turned over and returned to the emoji of a cat nodding, exited the chat box, and was about to go to bed after swiping through Moments.

I didn't expect Professor Lu's profile picture to be refreshed before the circle of friends started.

From a piece of nothing to a light yellow point on a blue base.

Pei Yun didn't realize what it was at first, but felt that the color scheme was childlike and incompatible with his professor Lu's aura, and even guessed whether it was a Q-version drawing of some kind of cell.

Until he glanced at his profile picture.

——A blue one-eyed little monster with a fire-breathing mouth, claws and teeth, and a light yellow horn on its forehead.

...So this is, love head?

Pei Yun was stunned, and immediately clicked on Lu Que's profile to enlarge his profile picture to confirm.

That's right, it was indeed a small corner cut out of his head portrait.

That's why some people chat on the surface as serious as they are with children, but secretly cut off the leftovers of little monsters to make their own avatars.

Is this really something Professor Lu would do? ? ?

It's too cute!

Pei Yun couldn't help kicking her legs twice under the blanket, changed from lying on her back to leaning on the pillow with her elbows supported, and couldn't help but click on the dialog box again:

Violently beat the little monster: [Fly to hug jpg.]

Beat up the little monster: [Dear bald skin jpg.]. : [? 】

Beat up the little monster: [Kiss the leftovers of the little monster before going to bed, it will help you sleep/be nice]. :【Um. 】

Pei Yun yawned, Zizi put down the phone.

He fell asleep and dreamed again.

Miraculously, he continued the last dream.

In the dream, he pointed to the blind date girl with a blurred face, and said confidently to Lu Que, "I don't think she is as sexy, bold, and passionate as I am. Little uncle, do you want to think about it again?"

After speaking, in order to prove himself, he never knew where he took out a copy of "The Mysterious Book of Chasing People", and dangled it back and forth in front of the girl as if showing off.

The girl searched all over her body and couldn't find the secret book, so she stared at him: "You are amazing! I lost this time, and I will challenge you when I find the secret book!"

After stomping his feet, he grabbed Lu Que's umbrella and ran away.

And the cheat book in Pei Yun's hand turned into an umbrella in the next second.

He clapped his fingers at Lu Que triumphantly: "No umbrella? Then, if you call me baby, I'll consider giving you half of the umbrella."

Lu Que followed his words and called baby.

Pei Yun felt refreshed physically and mentally, and immediately broke the umbrella in half from the middle, and handed one half to Lu Que.

I don't know if Lu Que picked him up, because the dream came to an abrupt end here.

Just as Lu Que helped him pull up the quilt that had been kicked aside, he raised his head and met his half-dream and half-awake staring eyes: "Are you awake?"

Pei Yun reacted for a while, thinking of her nonsensical dream just now, she couldn't help laughing, her eyes were blurred, she was stuck in the soft blanket, she looked very obedient.

Lu Que's eyes were also tainted with a smile, and he touched his face: "What are you happy about?"

Pei Yun shook her feet, her voice was hoarse after waking up: "Professor Lu, I suddenly remembered something."

Lu Que: "What?"

Pei Yun: "I want to ask, is there some error in your understanding of sexy, bold and passionate?"

Lu Que failed to understand the meaning of his words, and raised his eyebrows: "Enthusiasm?"

Pei Yun pulled the quilt and covered half of her face, leaving only a pair of eyes outside, bent into crescents: "Don't you like this in theory?"

Lu Que was silent: "Who told you?"

This knowledge is cold enough that even he himself doesn't know it.

Teammate Pei Yun didn't hesitate at all: "Of course it's Professor Zhang, he said you told him yourself when you were in college."

Lu Que has a good memory, and he remembered the source after a little recollection.

I couldn't laugh or cry for a while, and said helplessly: "Those words are just a casual perfunctory sentence because I don't like him asking too much."

Pei Yun let out a cry: "It turned out to be like this?"

He frowned depressedly: "Professor Zhang is too unreliable, and I spent so much effort studying with Yu Bai for so long, it was all in vain..."

In the middle of the night, he felt drowsy, and while he was talking, his eyelids were about to close again: "I don't like this one, I don't like that one, you are so picky, what do you like..."

"There is no type I like, only you."

He put his palm against his face and coaxed in a low voice: "Hey, go to sleep."

Well, he likes to hear this answer.

Satisfied, Xiao Pei closed his eyes and fell into a hazy dream again.

The next day was full of classes, Pei Yun yawned and was told a piece of good or bad news as soon as he entered the classroom

——The final exam time was two weeks earlier than the original time.

"OK, fe, let's go ahead of time, change the way of thinking, take the exam early and leave early, right? But do you know what is the most unique thing?"

The class monitor clenched his fist with his right hand, and his face was full of anger: "The most amazing thing is that this year, the teachers of each subject seem to have discussed it, and the collective will not give us a test focus!"

"...?"

A big question mark popped out of Pei Yun's little head: "Why? Is it that our juniors are not worthy?"

"Hey, who knows?"

The sports committee sighed: "Maybe it's because I don't play with our feelings now, and I won't have another chance in the future."

"If you want to play, you can play with other things. How can you take my failure as a joke?"

"Yes! Angry, angry!"

"Huh, the exam time is two weeks earlier, and my original review plan has been disrupted."

When they were almost finished complaining, the school committee suddenly turned around quietly, and adjusted his glasses: "I took the textbook from the previous class, and the kind that underlined the key points. If you need it, call your sister to listen?"

"!"

"!!!"

"Damn it! Sis!"

"Dear sister!!!"

"What sister! You are my aunt!!!"

The key points of a book cannot be finished in a short while. Even if the number of textbooks with key points is snowballing, it will be passed to Pei Yun after all the classes in the morning are over.

In order to save time, Pei Yun decided not to go home at noon, and went to the dormitory to row with Du Jian and the others.

After eating lunch in a hurry, he came out of the cafeteria and passed the laboratory building. From a distance, he saw Lu Que and Zhang Liangshen coming here with documents in their hands.

"Hey, look, Pei Bao, it's Professor Lu and the others."

Du Jian saw it with sharp eyes, and stretched his neck: "Do you want to wait for them to come and say hello before leaving?"

Pei Yun didn't look sideways, and didn't pause in his steps, almost dragging Du Jian: "I'm so familiar with you, why don't you say hello, there's no need, we're in a hurry, get out!"

Zhang Liangshen had seen Pei Yun early in the morning.

Originally, I was thinking that I hadn't seen them for a long time, and I would come closer and say a few words, but I didn't expect people to slip away so fast as if they hadn't seen them, and they disappeared in the blink of an eye.

Can't help but sneer: "Old Lu, it seems that you are not good at chasing people? What's the matter with children running away from you? What are you doing?"

Lu Que glanced in the direction where Pei Yun left, then retracted his gaze, and said softly, "Don't ask about things that are out of your control."

"Ok ok, don't care."

Zhang Liangshen said with a smile: "But are you sure you don't need to help you with some tricks?"

Lu Que: "No need, mind your own business, have you found the source of the strange smell you mentioned last time?"

"...You really don't know which pot to open and which pot to pick up. I shut up, I shut up, okay?"

There are three compulsory courses that need to be sketched in the exam. Pei Yun and the others finished ticking two books at the same time as life and death. When it was the turn of microbiology, they received another unfortunate news.

——The final test paper of microbiology subjects has been changed this year.

It is said that several professors of the college have issued new test papers, and the key points of the previous session are of no use to them at all.

"..."

"..."

"..."

Pei Yun, Du Jian, and Anlan looked at each other in blank dismay.

Of course it's not just them, everyone in the class is going crazy too.

"Fuck me! Why is it microbes! Are you determined to let me fail?!"

"As we all know, what is tested in the microbiology test paper will never match what you learn."

"Water of the West Lake, my tears..."

"In previous years, I always flew at low altitude when there was something important, but this year there is no important point. I can't imagine how beautiful my rolled noodles will be qaq"

"Who else can save me, God!"

"The only thing that can save us is to wait for Professor Lu to show mercy. Who will sell and sell miserably, sacrificing the small self to achieve the big self?

"I'm afraid that if Professor Lu looks at me, my legs will tremble."

"Me too"

"Wait, brothers and sisters, have you all forgotten that we have a secret weapon?!"

"what?"

“@贝云@贝云@贝云@贝云!!!”

"Fuck! I forgot about this! Pei Bao, come out and save the common people!!!"

"Baby Pei!!!!!!"

Pei Yun's phone vibrated constantly, and there were two pairs of eyes staring at him expectantly in the dormitory.

Pei Yun: "...I can try, but there is no guarantee that I will succeed. Don't expect too much from me."

After all, if the nephew can fail the exam, then maybe the boyfriend can too.

However, Du Jian was full of confidence in him: "You can definitely do it! Come on, Pei Bao! The whole class's hopes are pinned on you!"

An Lan didn't speak, but judging from his eyes, he expected Pei Yun a lot more than Du Jian.

Pei Yun: "Wow, don't do this, I'm under a lot of pressure."

"What pressure can there be? Wake up, Professor Lu is your little uncle!"

Du Jian couldn't wait to growl: "You just act coquettishly, and if you don't pay a little bribe, you can still get it?"

An Lan thought for a while, then turned around and picked up the phone.

Not long after, Pei Yun saw a message pop up on WeChat: [Can you blow the pillow wind? If not, I will let Yiyi teach you. 】

Beating the little monsters violently: [……]

With this posture, it seems that he can't do it anymore.

If it doesn't succeed in one fell swoop, I feel sorry for the people of Liming.