hold that vampire

There is no technical content in planning the key points of the exam. It is nothing more than one reading and one drawing.

But it is such a thing with no technical content, and it is inevitable that Professor Lu's IQ will be crushed.

Pei Yun looked at Lu Que who was staring at the computer as he passed through the documents, and then looked at the textbook that was verbatim with what he dictated.

Stunned dog.

"Little uncle, don't tell me you memorized the whole book?!"

Lu Que: "The lesson preparation will be read more than you."

"Read it one more time?"

Pei Yun's hands trembled a little: "I can't recite it even if I read it ten times more."

That's awesome, not everyone can be a professor.

Fortunately, he thought, he couldn't give birth.

Otherwise, if the two of them had children, how much would his IQ be lowered by him?

The boring drawing is especially helpful for sleeping, and as the night deepens, Pei Yun starts to get confused when he counts to more than 400. He rubbed his eyes and raised his hand to apply for an intermission.

"I can't do it, Mr. Lu, I have to play two games to stay awake."

Lu Que nodded in approval.

Pei Yun kept his word, said two would be two, after the end, he went offline without hesitation, picked up a pen and continued to tick seriously.

It's a pity that I haven't lasted for half an hour this time, and the little energy I finally brought up through the game was exhausted again.

He was lying on the table, with his chin propped on his fist, his eyelids were so heavy that he had to read a sentence several times before he could understand it, and he didn't fall down because of his righteousness.

The phone was placed on the side and turned on silently. The class group had already been lively for several rounds. As long as you clicked on it, it would be full of Aite beating little monsters.

[Why is Pei Bao ignoring me? 】

【Small monsters hit little monsters】

[My treasure ~ our group favorite ~ how is the mission going?Is it going well? !Is there hope for our focus? 】

【No, why were you online half an hour ago? ! 】

【Beating Little Monsters】

[Are you asleep? 】

[It can't be so early, can it?Haven't you counted the microbes yet?Is the point of it that it can be finished in one or two hours? 】

[The family members are asking if there is a possibility that Pei Bao failed? 】

【No!Cover your crow's mouth!If Pei Bao fails, we will really be gg! 】

[Who calls to ask!If Pei Bao has any difficulties, he can teach on the spot by phone! 】

【I dare not, in case Professor Lu catches me right away】

[Du Jian!Raise a dog for a thousand days, use a dog for a while! 】

【? ? ? 】

【Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!Enter Du Jane!You are the second hope of our village! 】

[I rely on your tricks to harm me, am I not afraid of being caught by Professor Lu? 】

[You can play video!First, make sure that Professor Lu is by Pei Bao's side. 】

[Has your video option been deducted? ! 】

[Okay, then you wait for my news. 】

Du Jian had already got into bed and lay down. After receiving a temporary task, she rolled over and sat up again. She clicked on WeChat, patted her chest, and carefully threw a WeChat video invitation to the little monster.

The person on the other side didn't know if he was busy or didn't see the message, so he took a long time to pick up.

When Pei Yun appeared in the video with sleepy eyes, Du Jian couldn't help leaning in: "No, Pei Bao, are you really asleep?"

Pei Yun yawned lazily, and pointed the camera down at the textbook: "Why do you sleep, brother Pei is helping you to draw the key points?"

"Hey!"

When Du Jian saw it, she grinned happily, and her attitude changed sharply: "As expected of me, Dibao, the task has been completed well~"

"That is."

Pei Yun got a little more energetic, couldn't help but groan, and pointed the camera at herself again, but forgot to take her hand away, and almost knocked her chin on the table as soon as she put it down.

Fortunately, someone supported him with the palm in time, squeezed his face, and let go: "Be careful."

Du Jian froze when he heard Lu Que's voice.

Blinking, just about to ask in a low voice if Professor Lu was nearby, Pei Yun's cell phone flickered suddenly, inadvertently making Lu Queyou a mirror.

Although it was only a short second, it was enough to shock Du Jian's whole family.

""

"Fuck?"

What the fuck? ? ?

What the hell! ! ! ! ! !

Du Jian trembled, unable to vomit out, her eyes almost popped out.

Did he read it right? !

Are you sure you read it right? ? ? !

Is Pei Bao sitting on his little uncle, Professor Lu's lap? !

No, is this posture popular now? !

have to hold? ? !

Or can uncle and nephew be so close? !

isn't it?

He also has an uncle!Don't lie to him! ! !

Du Jian kept a hellish expression on his face, but suddenly fell silent.

Pei Yun stared at him for a long time, then tapped on the screen in doubt: "Hey, brother, are you stuck?"

After a while, Du Jian gulped down a big mouthful of saliva, and said tremblingly: "There is no SIM card in my phone, my head seems a little bit"

Pei Yun leaned closer to the screen: "What?"

It was a little difficult for Du Jian to organize the words: "That is, you and Professor Lu, and your little uncle, you"?

What about him and Professor Lu?

Pei Yun turned her head to look at Lu Que, and then at Du Jian. She didn't think there was anything wrong.

When he was about to speak, his expression froze.

Oh wow.

It's over.

He got so sleepy when he answered the phone that he forgot about it.

Pei Yun and Du Jian stared wide-eyed, then hung up the video at the speed of light.

With his mind empty for two seconds, he fell into Lu Que's arms in slow motion, looked up at him, and said softly, "Professor Lu, we seem to have overturned."

Watching the whole process, Lu Que's expression didn't fluctuate: "Yes."

Fine.

He was so calm that Pei Yun couldn't get started even if he wanted to get anxious.

The video hung up, and Du Jian didn't call or send him a message.

Pei Yun imagined Du Jian's possible reaction for a while, and couldn't help squinting his eyes: "Believe it or not, he must be either suspicious of his dreaming, or crazily suspicious of life."

At first I thought about explaining it, but then I thought about it again, it's not too late to wait until tomorrow.

Just let his world view collapse for one night, refresh yourself~

He guessed right.

Du Jian was hung up and was dumbfounded for 3 minutes.

In these 3 minutes, his brain has demonstrated all the world-class disasters in his brain.

Zeng Yichen came back from the library and just opened the door when he saw Du Jian get out of bed and rush to the balcony at the speed of light, there was a sound of water splashing, and when he came in again, there was a layer of water on his face and head.

He looked at Zeng Yichen, hesitated to speak several times, and choked out a sentence for a long time: "Damn, damn, this is not a dream?!"

""

Zeng Yichen was silent for a long time, his eyes showed some concern: "Xiao Du, are you okay?"

"No, it's fine, I'm fine, I'm fine."

He climbed onto the bed again with weak steps, rubbed his face vigorously, and picked up his phone:

[I beg you, please don't worry about me, I've made a phone call, Pei Bao has lived up to his mission and successfully completed the mission. 】

[Don't ask specifics, just because I didn't see anything, and I don't know anything. 】

【Also, please be nice to Pei Bao, he seems to have sacrificed a lot for our entrustment】

Finally, Pei Yun couldn't bear it anymore and fell asleep.

He was lying on the table, breathing long, holding a pen between the index finger and middle finger of his right hand, and the compulsory textbook on microbiology, which had completed half of the key points, was tightly pressed under his hand.

Lu Que sent the last email and turned off the computer.

She looked down at him for a while, and tried to take the book out of his hand, not wanting him to sleep lightly, but a slight movement woke him up.

Pei Yun opened his eyes in a daze.

Lu Que patted his head and coaxed him in a low voice: "Hey, lean on me to sleep."

With a grunt, Pei Yun got up and hugged his neck submissively, laying on his shoulders and closing her eyes again.

Lu Que embraced him with one hand, picked up the pen with the free hand, and continued to draw down the place where Pei Yungui's talisman ended.

Thinking day by day and dreaming at night, Pei Yun focused on the key points even in his dreams.

When I woke up in my room early the next morning, I found that I was actually in a dream, and I was quite disappointed.

In the dream, he worked hard all night.

Hiss, no!

He sat up abruptly from the bed.

Last night, he seemed to fall asleep before finishing ticking!

Are you done ticking?

It seems to be ticked off.

no? ? ?

This is a matter of life and death that cannot be trifled with!

He was eager to go to the study to confirm.

I don't want to just jump out of bed when I see a new edition of Microbiology quietly lying on his bedside table.

Pick it up and turn it over, it's all over.

In some places, text comments are specially left, and the key points of the inspection need to be memorized carefully.

The handwriting with the pen falling forward is vigorous and beautiful, but it is not something he can write.

Pei Yun couldn't hold back the corners of his mouth that kept turning up.

After quickly washing and changing clothes, he went out and turned right, and slipped into the next room barefoot.

The person on the bed was lying on his side with his back to the window, sleeping deeply with his eyes closed.

He walked over with light steps, lay down on the side of the bed and admired his boyfriend's face, then slowly climbed onto the bed lightly, leaned over carefully, and whispered in his ear: "It's eight o'clock, it's still time." Won't you get up, little—”

Before he could utter the word uncle, he was caught off guard and "dragged" into the bed by someone hooking his waist.

"?!"

Help, this quilt can eat people!

Pei Yun looked dazed, and came back to his senses, looked at someone who hadn't opened his eyes, and whispered uncertainly: "Hello Xiao Lu, offline? Online? Or roaming?"

Lu Que hummed leisurely, opened his eyes, the ink in his eyes had not faded, and his voice was low and hoarse: "What do you want to do secretly."

"Hey, I thought you were still sleeping, so I came here specially to wake you up."

Pei Yun hugged him with a smile, and rubbed his forehead and the tip of his nose affectionately: "Since you're awake, let's post it first~"

Lu Que smiled, closed his eyes and followed him.

After a while, he opened his eyes and squeezed the little monster's face, got out of bed and changed his clothes: "No class in the morning?"

"No, it's all in the afternoon."

Little Tail also got off the bed and followed him step by step.

When he saw him take out a black dress from the closet, Little Tail reached out and hooked the hem of the dress, and sincerely suggested: "Professor Lu, don't you want to wear the gray-blue one?"

Lu Que glanced at the gray-blue T-shirt on his body.

He put down the white shirt naturally and replaced it with the gray-blue one.

Little Tail's brows and eyes are curved, contented.

Lu Que went out in the morning, and Pei Yun went out in the afternoon.

After the lunch break, he took the microbiology textbook that symbolized his merits, and returned to the classroom with the posture of returning home.

Rainbow farts are definitely indispensable.

But even among a group of sycophants, people with discerning eyes discovered other highlights.

"Baby, what's going on behind your ears?"

As long as one person points out this kind of thing, others will be curious to watch it together one by one.

"Hey, Pei Bao?!"

"Shocked, where did you sleep last night?"

"Fuck, who did it?!"

"what?"

Pei Yun rubbed her ears in confusion: "There's nothing..."! !

When he thought of something in the middle of speaking, Pei Yun's voice suddenly stopped, and his face flushed suddenly.

He covered his ears, panicked in his heart, and pretended to be calm on the face: "What are you all thinking about, you are all college students, and your thinking is simple, don't know if the mosquitoes are alive in summer?"

"College students should not be pure in their thinking."

"A mosquito bit you?"

"Really? I don't believe it."

"Add one, is this the mark of the mosquito bite?"

"The mosquitoes in my house are quite poisonous, do you have any opinions?"

Pei Yun twitched the corner of her mouth: "I was at home last night, otherwise, the point of your book is that I got it for you in my dream?"

See, the world is like this sometimes, when the truth is more like a lie than a lie.

But it doesn't help.

"It makes sense, well, you convinced me."

"I understand the truth, but why do you have it on your collarbone and neck?"

"Pei Bao, your mosquitoes are very understanding!"

"I still feel like a strawberry, no, come here and let me take a closer look!"

"Big guts! Brother Pei is someone you can look at if you want?"

Pei Yun felt guilty, and hurriedly backed away when someone tried to get closer, and happened to bump into someone's arms, and was held by his arm: "What's the trouble?"

As soon as Lu Que arrived, the audience immediately calmed down. After calling Professor Lu in a proper manner, they dispersed.

Pei Yun heaved a sigh of relief, and narrowly escaped a catastrophe.

Lu Que squeezed the back of his neck, and his voice softened a bit: "Come with me."

Pei Yun followed him to the office, muttering and complaining all the way: "Little uncle, this wave must be your pot relatives. You don't have to pick a place and go to the place where the clothes can't cover it. I'm embarrassed to be caught by my classmates. If you know how to explain it next time, believe it or not, I'll just say it's my girlfriend who did it, Mr. Chen!"

Seeing someone, Pei Yun changed his face in a second.

Teacher Chen came out of the office with a lesson plan in hand, probably ready to go to class, met them at the door, smiled and nodded, and left quickly.

The office happened to be empty, just the two of them.

Lu Que returned to his desk, bent down and took out a bag from the side drawer, and handed the smoke gray thin shirt inside to Pei Yun: "Put it on."

Pei Yun picked it up, and looked inside: "Isn't it a bit strange for me to wear two pieces in summer?"

Lu Que made a pertinent suggestion: "You can take off your body and only wear this."

"Yes." Pei Yun looked around and whispered, "Is there surveillance in your office?"

Lu Que: "It's not open today, let's change it."

Pei Yun took off the wide-collared T-shirt. His skin was fair, and the "mosquito print" on the collarbone of his neck was highlighted.

Lu Que's eyes fell on one point of red.

Pei Yun unbuttoned his shirt and was about to put it on, when suddenly his wrist was gently pulled forward.

The shoulders were slightly tingling, and when the touch ended, there was a freshly baked "mosquito print" on it.

Pei Yun froze for a moment, then bang into a freshly cooked prawn.

"Lu Que Que!"

"Ah."

The little monster's skin color matches the red color very well. Lu Que looked at it from a distance, quite satisfied with his masterpiece.

"You this, this"

"how?"

"This is too out of proportion!"

He was too shy about this kind of thing. When he thought that this was an office, even though there was no one else at the moment, Pei Yun couldn't help his heart beating faster, and his ears and head were steaming.

Lu Que watched quietly as he hurriedly put on his clothes.

Until the top button was buttoned to block all the traces left by him, he said softly: "I noticed, there is no kiss where the clothes can't cover."

Pei Yun rubbed her ears: "But this is an office, outsiders can come in at any time, and they're not at home."

Lu Que raised his eyelids: "Where are you going to pay attention, you should pay attention to places where there are people, and now you should pay attention to places where there may be people?"

Pei Yun nodded subconsciously, and was about to say "Of course", when she raised her head and caught Lu Que's sight, the words were stuck in her throat.

What is it about this feeling of resentment?

He thought about it carefully, and tried: "Little uncle, don't you like underground love?"

Lu Que didn't speak, just glanced at him flutteringly, and raised his hand to help him straighten his valgus collar.

But Pei Yun felt that she understood what he meant:

Why would you ask such nonsense.

"...Okay, I see."

Pei Yun resentfully said, "But we have a special relationship now, and you will still be my teacher before the end of this semester, so it's not appropriate to make it public."

Naturally, Lu Que knew this, but Pei Yun's behavior of keeping too much distance from him outside his home made him very uncomfortable.

Since he can't be aboveboard, he must always try to put a mark on him, so as to make him feel more comfortable.

His silence made Pei Yun feel extremely guilty.

She scratched his palm flatteringly: "Summer vacation is coming soon, brother, if you persevere, you can do whatever you want when the holiday is over. If I say a word 'no', I will be considered a loser!"

Lu Que finally had some expression on his face: "Anything is fine?"

Pei Yun managed to coax him well, so of course he nodded with great certainty: "Well, anything will do!"

Lu Que took a deep look at him, and opened his mouth to say something. There was a knock on the door, and several students stood there: "Teacher, we are here to hand in an assignment, can you come in?"

Lu Que nodded: "Come in." Finally, he said to Pei Yun: "Go back to class, don't be late."

Pei Yun snorted.

After walking a few steps in the direction of the door, I didn't know what to think of, and my pace slowed down.

Then, when the students turned to leave, he turned around and returned to Lu Que's side, bent down and kissed him quickly at the corner of his mouth.

"Oh yes teacher!"

A girl who was walking in the front suddenly turned her head, and Pei Yun was taken aback. Before she had time to straighten her back, the conditioned reflex was about to retreat.

Lu Que's on-the-spot reaction was faster than him, and he held his wrist instead to stop his movement, and calmly took a book from the table and handed it to him: "The final review materials, I took it and printed it out for the students in the class."

After finishing speaking, he looked at the girl at the door: "What's wrong?"

The girl was slightly taken aback.

The smile in Lu Que's eyes that didn't have time to dissipate was caught by her luck.

Even if the lightness is fleeting, it is still so beautiful that it can almost confuse people's eyes.

She blushed, and her voice stammered: "That's right, can I trouble Teacher Chen to tell Teacher Chen that we have been here?"

Lu Que: "Yes."

The girl left a stuttering "Thank you teacher" and almost fled the office.

Pei Yun was not much better than her, he had the courage to do something bad, and his heart was still pounding after walking a long way.

I finally remembered the "review materials" in my hand, looked down, and was very happy.

When can the roster be used as review materials?