Doomsday tyrant's rolling pet

This is an abandoned wooden house, half of the front door has been eaten away by insects and ants, and the other half hangs decayingly on the door rail.

The floor inside the house is covered with a thick layer of wood chips and bark.There is a neat stack of firewood next to the fire stove. During the rainy season, and it has been left unattended for a long time, many green molds have grown on the cross-section of the firewood.

Yuan Gun rushed in from the outside in a panic, because he was still not used to the animal body, he didn't stop the car, and bumped his head on the stove.

'Um! '

The blurted cry of pain was replaced by a childish milky voice, Yuan Gun struggled to prop up his body, tears glistened in his dark eyes, he raised his front paws and stroked his painful head.

Before he could take a breath, the sound of small footsteps gradually approached.

Yuan Gun squeezed his head into the firewood opening under the stove, his chubby body stuck in the stove door for a while, kicking his hind legs, trying to dig himself in.

Rolling over in the spacious hearth with his fluffy short body in his arms, he tried his best to hide himself in the darkest corner of the innermost dark area.

Four ragged men and women walked in quickly.

"Are you sure what you saw was a panda?"

"I'm sure, it was lying on the branch of the tree at that time, with its head stretched out and screaming at me. I looked so pitiful, so I stabbed it down with a penny."

Thank you very much.

It hurts to death.Yuan Gun tremblingly extended his paws to his buttocks and rubbed them.It's fat and round, and feels really good.If it wasn't his body part, he thought he could rua for seven days and seven nights.The kind of sleepless nights.

The person who answered was a thin middle-aged woman. She wiped the saliva from the corners of her dry mouth with her hand: "Can I take that pig away?"

The little pig who was called took a step back timidly.Like its three down-and-out owners, Piggy has a thin pink body with prominent ribs.

In the last year of the apocalypse, not only humans are trying to upgrade and adapt to survival, but animals and plants are also mutating.Humans are no longer at the top of the food chain.

In a world where the jungle preys on the jungle, money becomes a pile of waste paper.

If you want to be full, sorry, that is the exclusive right of the strong.

Just imagine, if such a non-aggressive reserve grain suddenly appeared alive and kicking, who could hold back the flood of saliva?

The three brothers and sisters are able to keep it to this day, not because of a kind heart that loves animals, but because this pig is not ordinary.

"I didn't even see a panda hair." The boss spat on the ground and asked impatiently, "Where is it?"

The woman sucked the dirt on her fingertips, her eyes turned green with greed: "The general direction is this, I don't know the specifics."

Little Pink Pig backed away quietly, and stepped into the cold ash under the stove with its hind hooves.

"Brother, why do you want to trade Brother Qiangqiang for a useless panda?" Little Pink Pig is an evolved pig with supernatural abilities. It is good to rely on the strength of a country to protect the pandas that are not extinct.

It eats more than pigs, sleeps earlier than dogs, works less than chickens, and is very delicate, and will die young if it is not careful.

Before the end of the world, many people doubted that if they left the conservation base and released them into the wild, would such creatures that only exist for cuteness really survive on their own.

In this regard, the eldest brother said: "Don't look at their cuteness, eating bamboo is like eating green onions."

The second brother added: "Five kilograms of moso bamboo can be broken in one bite."

The bite force is so good that it can be on the same level as a brown bear. The 20-meter-high tree can be used as a ladder for climbing. Three or four wolves are just its toys.

No matter how naive a panda is, it is still a bear, and it can kill people if it gets angry.

In the last days, cats, mice, snakes and dogs can still evolve into terrifying mutant species, let alone the national treasure panda?

and.

This panda might even bring them a truckload of rice noodles and water. Brother Jianqiang weighs only a dozen kilograms including the bones, which is really not enough in comparison.

On the other side, the strong boy seemed to have guessed his next fate. He retreated into the stove in fear. The darkness gave him a false sense of security.

Arched, this long-lost sense of happiness!

Little Pink Pig turned his head, cried and fell into the warm mass behind him, frantically shaking his head and rubbing against it.

The fresh scent of bamboo leaves mixed with charcoal envelops it, and it purrs happily.

Until, the two black claws lifted up quietly, immobilizing its crazy pig brain.

Brother Jianqiang raised his head, met Shangyuan Gunhei Suosuo's two panda eyes, and met the fluffy and expressionless panda face.

“Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!” it screamed.

This high-pitched eunuch's voice is probably not a barrow.

Yuan Gun loosened his paws and pressed his own round ears instead.

Brother Qiangqiang: "Hahahahahahaha!!!" This time he was excited.

Yuan Gun covered the top of his head tightly and shook his glutinous rice ball-like head.Don't laugh, don't laugh.

"How about making a deal?" Brother Qiang rushed outside with a calculating face, his eyes as round as beans, and looked directly at Big Brother.

"You said."

That's right, the strong brother has evolved a language ability, which can chat with any creature unimpeded.

The middle-aged woman's saliva was so frightened by this talking pig that she immediately turned back, her legs and feet were weak, and she sat down on the woodpile.

Brother Jianqiang proudly raised his head, "I know where that panda is. In exchange, you have to let me live until this woman leaves."

The eldest brother glanced at the pale-faced woman next to him, and nodded: "Of course I won't hand you over." Although the power of the strong brother is weak, he also indirectly saved several people under the bloody mouth of the mutant species by virtue of his eloquence One life.

Regardless of whether the middle-aged woman can lead them to find the panda, the eldest brother is ready to cross the river and tear down the bridge.

Brother Qiang was relieved, raised his pig's trotter, and was about to point to the stove.

Unexpectedly, there was a flash in front of his eyes, and the afterimage of black and white rushed out, smashed through it at an unbelievable speed, and swept away to the door.

Then, snap!He bumped his head against the threshold of the cabin.

Yuan Gun hugged his injured head again, and balled himself into a sesame ball in a dizzy state.

The second brother happily bent down to pick up the ready-made, "There is a truckload of grain."

Yuan Gun's paws feebly pawed in mid-air a few times, and it was the first time that he was crying stupidly.

The strong brother who got up from the ground shook his pig's head, gloating at Shang Yuangun's tearful grape eyes, "Look, how happy it is smiling~"

"Yeah!" The cub yelled in a delicate voice, and its short and powerful hind legs kicked directly on the pig's face of the strong brother.

Kikki from Panda Love~

The pig's nose that the strong brother was so proud of was crooked, and the strong brother let out a tragic cry, which was comparable to killing a pig.

Well, it was originally a pig.

It doesn't matter, the eldest brother stretched out his hand, and with a click, he reset the strong brother's nose again.

Brother Qiang finally stopped screaming.

On the bumpy pickup truck, Yuan Gun grasped the pole of the square iron cage expressionlessly, his round black eyes were dull and dull.

Brother Jianqiang passionately sang Tears Behind the Bar beside him.

Its singing that can bring zombies to life and the living to death is worse than Grandma Mary's coffee!

Yuan Gun wished he could use a hundred oyster shells to block its throat, and then use chili oil to give its pig's head a full set of horse-treading swallows.

Just ten minutes ago, the conversation between the three brothers and sisters completely shattered the last luck in his heart.

[Heavenly Chosen Family] As soon as the keywords came out, Yuan Gun immediately shed tears of disappointment.

Yes, he wore books.

She was wearing the brainless abuse novel about the end of the world that I had just read half of yesterday——"Treasures of Heavenly Talents by Rape and Looting".

From the title, you can tell how poisonous the plot of this book is:

The protagonist, Shou Ruan Yan, is the chosen one. He has awakened an unprecedented immune ability in the early days of the end of the world. His family members are also the first generation of supernatural beings, and their future is limitless.

It stands to reason that after holding such a uniquely good card, he gave birth to such a high-profile face.

It should be loved by thousands of people.

It's a pity that the three big shots in this article are not normal.

They compared Ruan Yan to a drug, and imposed their paranoid and extreme love as his original sin—beauty is original sin.

Then develop abnormally with peace of mind.

In order to monopolize Ruan Yan, the three of them fought to the death.

He also adopts turn-based production warfare, which is organized and disciplined, and is very fair:

Today you burned my material warehouse, tomorrow I will blow up your gunpowder warehouse, and the day after tomorrow we will take turns stealing chickens and pigs from his livestock farm.

All in all, if you hurt one thousand enemies, you will hurt yourself eight hundred.

Later, the bosses seemed to feel that going on like this violated their original intention of dominating the last days. After several days and nights of frenzied discussions, they unanimously decided to destroy him!

Applying the classic lines of blackening the president in the ancient text - if I can't get it, you can't get it either!

These few psychopaths finally smashed the cancerous tumors in their brains together and hit the poor, weak and innocent protagonist Shou.

Ruan Yan committed suicide.

Before his death, he suffered inhuman mental torture.

The three perverts captured the beloved panda with no more than a thousand words in the full text.

In front of Ruan Yan, he skinned it alive, then cut off a piece of meat, and forcibly fed it into Ruan Yan's mouth.

The panda was still alive at that time, and Hong Huhu was rolling on the ground in pain.

The pervert smiled cruelly: "Yanyan, good boy, swallow it, and I'll give it a good time."

Ruan Yan opened his bloodshot eyes wide, weeping and laughing frantically, he swallowed the piece of panda meat forcefully, vomited while eating, the blood was black, it was his own heart blood.

Ruan Yan just vomited herself to death.

Yuan Gun happened to see this, and was so annoyed by the idiot plot that he smashed his phone, and then, with the joy of finally getting a new phone tomorrow, he jioed and fell asleep.

When he woke up again, he turned into a panda, lying on an eight-meter-high tree branch, his limbs trembling, and his top-heavy.

Help him who is afraid of heights!

A middle-aged woman walked under the tree, her face was like caramel, and she didn't look like a good person.

Auntie, no, fairy sister helpme! ! !Price! ! !

Hearing the cry for help, the old fairy who had suffered a thousand knives swiftly raised the bamboo pole and stabbed him down forcefully.

Poor Yuan Gun is a newborn bear. Just after wearing the book, he has to experience the excitement of flipping 360 degrees from high altitude and free fall.

Misfortunes never come singly, an innocent passing zombie was hit by a sesame ball from the sky, and he was 'killed' on the spot.

Hit and Run Xiong Yuangun: ...

Just,, quite bald.

The author has something to say:

rolling:

It's the end of the day, and the word "caused by the accident" is removed.

QWQ blames the bear for feeling guilty.

Sand sculpture style sweet article, I hope I write happily, and everyone can read happily (*￣︶￣)

If you like it, you must remember to collect it. I love you, so~~

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The title of the received document: "I'm Hounded by the White Lotus Villain", please accept it! ! !

Shen Dong transmigrated into an interstellar ABO fanfare, and became the licking dog who was obsessed with the main character in it, licking until the end with nothing left.

The system told him that if he didn't follow the original plot, he would be trapped in this world and never be able to leave.

Shen Dong: Isn't it just to be a dog licker? Simple!

Recently, the Omega students in Class 3 of Shuyuan discovered that the school committee member who is usually discipline-abiding and excellent in morality, intelligence, physical education, art and labor is late and turns over the window, sleeps in class, has a bad temper, fights with others, and is at the bottom of the grades.

He even cheated openly, blocking the transfer students in front of the study room in the library, biting a rose and talking about the confession of being a sophomore.

Shen Dong: "Are you in love? I'm cool if I'm not sweet."

The protagonist of the transfer student, Shou Jiao, nodded shyly: "Okay, but... my god!!!" His eyes suddenly stared at the boy's back, and his eyes became frightened.

Shen Dong turned his head to look behind him, raised his eyebrows and raised his toes: "Are you here for an appointment?"

Jian Shi suppressed the overwhelming anger in her heart, stiffly pulled the corner of her mouth, and replied softly to her lover: "Yes~"

So both of them went to the hospital.

One had a heart attack, the other suffocated due to lack of oxygen.

After waking up, Shen Dong's face was blackened: "You're still chasing a fart, let's get rid of this lunatic first!"

Everyone said that Jian Shi was delicate and fair, youthful and beautiful, full of talent, exuding a fairy air that was proud of everyone.

It is said that he is kind-hearted, with a cold and gentle temperament, like a tall and pure white lotus growing on the top of a snow-capped mountain, he is the love of dreams in the eyes of the Alphas of the entire Federation!

Only Shen Dong knew that behind the scenes, Jane would catch the butterfly that had just been released, tear off its wings and throw it into the trash can in a fit of anger.

Hui smiled and taught Shen Dong: "Omega has to be like a vixen to firmly grasp Alpha's heart~"

He would lift up his clothes to show off his abs and mermaid lines to Shen Dong.

They would drag Shen Dong behind the curtains in the dance studio, and kiss him against the floor-to-ceiling glass until he passed out.

He would also use his cold fingertips to search for Shen Dong's glands in the night when there was no one around, and his frenzied and obsessed eyes were filled with a desire so straightforward that it made one's scalp tingle.

Shen Dong: I am actually A.

Jane: I only bite A.

[The school tyrant male god who doesn't play cards according to common sense is attacked by X's paranoid and sickly Snow Mountain Bailian who loves his wife and madly attacks]

hint:

1. In the early stage of attacking and receiving, they all pretend to be Omega, which is essentially AA love.

2. There are private settings, so don't testify

3. Omega Academy in the early stage and Alpha Academy in the middle stage.