The whole network is eating me and the actor cp

If you were lucky enough to attend your own funeral, what would you do?

Boss J's decision is: do nothing, continue to lie in the corpse, watch the show quietly, and digest the fact that he has resurrected from the corpse.

Yes……

Now this body is no longer the original soul.

Two hours ago, Big Boss J played with others and died together. When he woke up again, he had already returned from his dead body and became a poor little Jiang Wuwu.

The boss accepted the original body's memory and sighed slightly.

Jiang has no intention of...

What a great name!

he likes……

There is no need to dodge in the dark with a cold code name anymore.

Speaking of which, Yuanshen's child was also very unlucky, he was originally the second child of the famous Yun family in Beijing, but was stolen by his enemies when he was two or three years old, and thrown into an orphanage thousands of miles away.

Little Poor had a good time in the orphanage, he was humble, polite, reciprocated, and a good boy.

By chance, Xiaopoor was discovered by scouts, signed with a company in Kyoto, and stepped into the entertainment circle.

It's very difficult for a young man with no foundation to make his way in the entertainment circle with just his face.

After half a year of struggling, the little pitiful finally had the opportunity to appear on the screen and ignited a fire.

It's a pity that Xiaopoor doesn't know his life experience yet, Yun Pangui, the adopted son under the name of his mother Gu Shuwan, actually found out the truth in advance.

In order to seize Gu Shuwan's property, Yun Pangui pretended to be kind and told the little poor about his life experience, but secretly tricked him into drowning him.

Right now, it's Yun Pangui who is crying... Bah, it's that little bastard's solo.

at the moment,

Yun Pan returned to perform hard.

Brother Jiang lost the patience to listen.

He guessed that the little bastard just wanted to sit on the fact that Jiang Wuwu was dead, and then pissed off Gu Shuwan, who had been depressed for many years, so that he could sit back and enjoy the property in her hands.

Sure enough, Yun? With ulterior motives? Pangui's fox tail was exposed: "Grandpa, why don't you tell my mother? The person is gone, and the funeral must..."

However, his proposal was flatly rejected by Mr. Yun.

"Confused!" Yunanzhou scolded, "What is your adoptive mother's situation now, can you hear such a thing? Besides, this child may not be Xiaochen, just relying on his face, it is too arbitrary."

Jiang Wuwu secretly called out "Okay", and decided to endure the steam and persevere, maybe there will be unexpected gains.

The word "adoptive mother" irritated Yun Pangui, and he couldn't help turning cold, like a puffed up puffer fish.

Brother Jiang's five senses are more sensitive than ordinary people, and he can feel Yun Pangui's low pressure even with his eyes closed.

Presumably the expression on the little beast's face at this moment must be full of color.

Yun Pangui was indeed so angry that his lungs hurt.

But he didn't dare to vent to Mr. Yun, so he pretended to approach Jiang Wuwu, sneaking around, gnashing his teeth:

"Old stuff! Don't let me tell you?"

"It's a pity, I guess that crazy woman is already on her way here, as long as she sees the corpse, I think Madman Gu won't let me down."

"You mother and son die together, but you can save a lot of funeral expenses, hehehe..."

The laughter was jerky, a bit gloomy.

Yun Pangui felt that it was not enough to just move his mouth, so he wanted to make amends on the "corpse".

Brother Jiang really wanted to reproduce the little pitiful temper, be good, so that people can't see the mistakes, but there are some people who are daring and want to break ground on Yan Luo's head.

I can't stand this show.

Can't stand it either.

Jiang Wuwu quickly raised his fingers, directly twisted Yun Pangui's dog's paw, and then grabbed his neck.

"Hey, the poor little body is not good, the hand is too weak." Jiang Wuwu moved his fingers regretfully as he pinched the dog's neck.

As soon as the neck was loosened, Yun Pangui coughed violently in horror: "Fraud... fraud... fraud corpse... corpse..."

Some people have created a good atmosphere. Jiang Wuwu felt that if he didn't do anything, wouldn't it be a disappointment to him?

Jiang Wuwu grabbed Yun Pangui over, with a gloomy face, pretending to be ghostly: "Yan Wang... called me... come... seduce the soul..."

Yun Pangui was pinched by fate's throat, and there was a demonic voice urging him to die, and he almost died on the spot.

"Ghost... ah!!"

He screamed, his facial features turned red and twisted.

Jiang Wuxin suddenly let go.

Because Yuanshen's own mother has arrived.

This famous lady looked haggard and demented, and her whole body was like a lifeless wood carving, except for one pair of eyes, which carried a pathetic incongruity with her whole body.

Gu Shuwan's neck moved twice stiffly, like a machine scanning the target.

Soon, Gu Shuwan saw Jiang Wuwu who was leaning on the mortuary bed, and she immediately ran over with a sound of "ow" as if she had activated a motor.

Jiang Wuyi's pupils gradually dilated——

Gu Shuwan stepped on Yun Pangui who was paralyzed on the ground with "crackling" feet, and grabbed Jiang Wuwu's arm crying and laughing, opening her mouth and being speechless.

Jiang Wuwu endured the discomfort of being touched by a stranger, and stiffly pulled out his arm. When he looked down, he saw Yun Pangui who was almost crushed to death, and he was immediately happy.

Good guy!

As expected of a real mother.

If you can step on you, come a few more feet.

Jiang Wuwu's originally indifferent attitude became more serious, "Ms. Gu, don't get excited, it's hard to say whether I am your lost child, please calm down."

But Gu Shuwan, who has been trapped in his own world and has been obsessed for many years, can't calm down.

Jiang Wuwu's appearance followed his mother's [-]-[-]%, and it was not easy for Gu Shuwan to put away his madness when faced with a boy who resembled him.

It is impossible to be calm.

Since Gu Shuwan couldn't make sense, Jiang Wuwu planned to negotiate with Yunnan Zhou.

He passed Gu Shuwan who was shaking with excitement, and looked at Yunnan Zhou: "Mr. Yun, I think I need to emphasize. First of all, it is not certain whether I am the lost child of your family;

Secondly, even if I am really that unlucky child of the Yun family... But I already have my own life and have no plans to return to the Yun family. "

Just got free, Mr. Jiang doesn't want to be forced to go back to perform "Rich Family Dispute".

Yunan Zhou frowned upon hearing this.

He never imagined that a young man would have such courage, it was a surprise that he could dismiss the Yun family.

but……

Judging from the tone of voice, this kid seems to have resentment?

Before Yunan Zhou had time to say something, Gu Shuwan was in a hurry.

She didn't hear the other things clearly, but she knew that the son she had finally found was unwilling to go back!

Gu Shuwan immediately turned into a brown candy, and leaped forward with an "Aww", tightly grasping Jiang Wuwu's arm again: "Little Xingxing, go home! Go home! Go home..."

Brother Jiang suddenly felt like a light on his back, and his whole body froze like a hedgehog.

Noisy!

With a sharp knife in his hand, he knocked Gu Shuwan unconscious, and threw it to Yun Pangui who was barely getting up.

It's better to save your tongue if you can do it.

Jiang unintentionally took off the white cloth covering his body, plucked out a few strands of hair, and handed it to Yun Zhou: "Mr. Yun, I will give you time to verify my identity. However, I don't like to be disturbed. You don't have to tell me what the result is." Me." Anyway, he didn't plan to go back.

After walking two steps, Jiang Wuwu stopped again, and glanced at Yun Pangui with the end of his eyes: "If this... can't wait to kill Ms. Gu and let me inherit the inheritance, I don't mind."