My nemesis wants to tear down my CP every day
Chapter 3 The Marriage of Cats and Dogs, Isn’t It a Marriage?
After cueing Tang Xin, the head of the Marriage Department on the stage cleared his throat, touched the top of his head with few hairs left, and continued: "You should know that the heavens don't raise idle spirits!"
"Today, the latest information came from the heavens, and the KPI assessment and elimination system will be implemented soon."
"The gods of the Yuelao group are in charge of the least number of locations and the worst performance. The heavens are studying whether to completely abolish the Yuelao group, and the God of Wealth group will be in charge."
"My colleagues in the old age group, in order not to be dismissed, we must work harder in the second half of the year!"
Tang Xin's mind-wandering state suddenly stopped, and then she was a little happy.
If the Yuelao group is abolished, will he have a chance to join the God of Wealth group?
Oh, it's not bad that you can drive a luxury car without an old sister.
It was obvious that Tang Xin was looking forward to being laid off to the God of Wealth team.
At twelve o'clock at noon, the mid-year party finally came to an end with the lengthy speech given by the head of the Marriage Department. Tang Xin happily followed the matchmaker team to the Chinese restaurant on the fifth floor to have a buffet, not at all saddened by being cueed before.
After dinner, on the way back to Wangjiatun by riding an electric donkey, he suddenly thought of the elimination system for the last place mentioned by the minister, and his whole body trembled.
Wouldn't it be that even if the Yuelao group is cancelled, the last one will be expelled from the Marriage Department and not be able to enter the God of Wealth group?
Isn't that a joke? !
At that time, if he is assigned to a corner to clean up the uninspired Taoist temple, his divine life will be over.
Why drive a luxury car to eat a big meal, even the old baby is gone!
Tang Xin shook her head silently: No, no, no matter whether the Yue Lao team will be abolished or not, this task before the end of the year can't be the bottom.
At least you have to guarantee the second place.
But sitting in the most beautiful sunset red marriage agency, flipping through the books in his hand that were almost all photos and materials of old men and women, Tang Xin frowned so much that he could kill a fly.
Flipping his hands, he brought out a simple red scroll. On the cover of the scroll, there were three big golden characters in ancient style—marriage is thin, and it was exuding a radiant and mysterious light.
But if you look carefully, there are two small words "sub-book" in the lower right corner of "Marriage Book".
This is not the original marriage book in Yuelao's hands, but a copy for matchmakers from all over the world.
For the sake of convenience, the matchmakers also call it the marriage book.
Tang Xin opened the Marriage Book, and a golden light shot into the air, displaying a picture like a holographic image on the ancient book.
The above is the information of some people and the corresponding information of the other half that may make a marriage.
That's right, everyone's fate in the marriage book is not unique, but changeable.
There are deep fates and shallow fates, and some are dewy marriages.
The one with deep fate is true love forever, and can be with you till old age;
If it is tied to a dewy marriage, divorce in minutes is still relatively light, and it is possible to cause restlessness in the house and kill someone.
This is the so-called difference between true love and rotten love.
It is because of this that most of the red lines tied to the Yuelao group can last for a long time, while those tied to the God of Wealth group are mostly tied to flash marriages and divorces.
Is it the same to choose carefully and cast a wide net?
only……
Tang Xin sighed and closed the marriage book.
Due to the one-child policy of the last century and the decline of the old industrial areas in the north, the population loss in Wangjiatun is too large, and there are too few men and women of marriageable age remaining in the local area. Almost all of them are retired old people.
People in modern society are impetuous, and young people pursue their own happiness more, and there are more and more people who don't want to get married.
However, single elderly people, due to various problems, are able to come out and find their wives again, but very few.
Business is really bad.
If it wasn't for Tang Xin not smoking, now he would like to light a cigarette to sigh the melancholy in his heart.
"It won't work like this. If this goes on like this, I will definitely rank last in terms of performance by the end of the year. Wouldn't I be kicked out of the Marriage Department? I have to think of a way..."
Looking at the setting sun outside the window with his chin propped on the cornerless table, Tang Xin suddenly met a cat passing by the door.
Tang Xin: @乛乛@
cat:……
The news that the Yuelao group might be cut off from the heavenly realm made Yuelao sigh in the heavenly realm.
Sitting under the marriage tree of Xianghuolin Palace, Yuelao was frowning.
Although the layoff of the moon elder group in the human world will not affect his god position, but it will still affect the incense.
Originally, people nowadays don't really believe in the marriage of Yuelao, and if the matchmaker under the Yuelao group is fired, won't the world believe in marriage even more in the future?
Suddenly, Yuelao's wide cuffs fluttered, and he took out the beating marriage book with his hands, and a bright golden light burst out from the book.
Yuelao: "This is?!"
Surprised, he stroked his long white beard and smiled.
Getting up from under the tree, turning around, Yuelao disappeared under the Marriage Tree, leaving only the huge Marriage Tree and the red strings hanging from it, swaying slightly with the wind.
At the foot of a remote courtyard wall in Wangjiatun, Tang Xin was squatting on the ground and tinkering with something. Beside him were groups of cats and dogs, and they were all in strange pairs.
It’s okay to have cats, cats and dogs in pairs, but there are actually cats and dogs cuddling together and licking each other’s fur, which is very novel.
After tinkering for a long time, Tang Xin stood up, stretched, and sighed: "One and one pair, it's done! Phew, I'm so tired."
When he stood up, he saw clearly that there was a yellow and white raccoon cat under his feet, and another black and white raccoon cat. They rubbed their heads against each other in an intimate manner.
Tang Xin stretched his waist halfway, when he heard a joking voice suddenly coming from behind him.
"It's the first time I've seen the old man who leads the red line for cats and dogs in order to complete the task."
Tang Xin:! !
He jumped up in fright, and when he turned around, he saw an old man with a white beard in a red robe and white clothes, staring at him as if he was looking at a strange flower.
After seeing who it was, Tang Xin let out a deep breath and said with her mouth curled up, "You really scared me to death."
The Yuelao group is no richer than the God of Wealth group, and there are not many matchmakers in the entire Yuelao group, so Tang Xin and Yuelao are very close.
Yue Lao looked at the cats, cats and dogs all over the floor and smiled: "For the sake of performance, you are cheating."
Standing up straight, Tang Xin replied confidently: "My lord, what are the missions of our old men's team? Do you still care about cheating? Besides, isn't the performance appraisal just to see how many marriages are promoted? Who said it clearly? Is it not worth tying red strings to cats and dogs?"
Yuelao: ...
What you say makes sense, and I can't refute it.
"Today, the latest information came from the heavens, and the KPI assessment and elimination system will be implemented soon."
"The gods of the Yuelao group are in charge of the least number of locations and the worst performance. The heavens are studying whether to completely abolish the Yuelao group, and the God of Wealth group will be in charge."
"My colleagues in the old age group, in order not to be dismissed, we must work harder in the second half of the year!"
Tang Xin's mind-wandering state suddenly stopped, and then she was a little happy.
If the Yuelao group is abolished, will he have a chance to join the God of Wealth group?
Oh, it's not bad that you can drive a luxury car without an old sister.
It was obvious that Tang Xin was looking forward to being laid off to the God of Wealth team.
At twelve o'clock at noon, the mid-year party finally came to an end with the lengthy speech given by the head of the Marriage Department. Tang Xin happily followed the matchmaker team to the Chinese restaurant on the fifth floor to have a buffet, not at all saddened by being cueed before.
After dinner, on the way back to Wangjiatun by riding an electric donkey, he suddenly thought of the elimination system for the last place mentioned by the minister, and his whole body trembled.
Wouldn't it be that even if the Yuelao group is cancelled, the last one will be expelled from the Marriage Department and not be able to enter the God of Wealth group?
Isn't that a joke? !
At that time, if he is assigned to a corner to clean up the uninspired Taoist temple, his divine life will be over.
Why drive a luxury car to eat a big meal, even the old baby is gone!
Tang Xin shook her head silently: No, no, no matter whether the Yue Lao team will be abolished or not, this task before the end of the year can't be the bottom.
At least you have to guarantee the second place.
But sitting in the most beautiful sunset red marriage agency, flipping through the books in his hand that were almost all photos and materials of old men and women, Tang Xin frowned so much that he could kill a fly.
Flipping his hands, he brought out a simple red scroll. On the cover of the scroll, there were three big golden characters in ancient style—marriage is thin, and it was exuding a radiant and mysterious light.
But if you look carefully, there are two small words "sub-book" in the lower right corner of "Marriage Book".
This is not the original marriage book in Yuelao's hands, but a copy for matchmakers from all over the world.
For the sake of convenience, the matchmakers also call it the marriage book.
Tang Xin opened the Marriage Book, and a golden light shot into the air, displaying a picture like a holographic image on the ancient book.
The above is the information of some people and the corresponding information of the other half that may make a marriage.
That's right, everyone's fate in the marriage book is not unique, but changeable.
There are deep fates and shallow fates, and some are dewy marriages.
The one with deep fate is true love forever, and can be with you till old age;
If it is tied to a dewy marriage, divorce in minutes is still relatively light, and it is possible to cause restlessness in the house and kill someone.
This is the so-called difference between true love and rotten love.
It is because of this that most of the red lines tied to the Yuelao group can last for a long time, while those tied to the God of Wealth group are mostly tied to flash marriages and divorces.
Is it the same to choose carefully and cast a wide net?
only……
Tang Xin sighed and closed the marriage book.
Due to the one-child policy of the last century and the decline of the old industrial areas in the north, the population loss in Wangjiatun is too large, and there are too few men and women of marriageable age remaining in the local area. Almost all of them are retired old people.
People in modern society are impetuous, and young people pursue their own happiness more, and there are more and more people who don't want to get married.
However, single elderly people, due to various problems, are able to come out and find their wives again, but very few.
Business is really bad.
If it wasn't for Tang Xin not smoking, now he would like to light a cigarette to sigh the melancholy in his heart.
"It won't work like this. If this goes on like this, I will definitely rank last in terms of performance by the end of the year. Wouldn't I be kicked out of the Marriage Department? I have to think of a way..."
Looking at the setting sun outside the window with his chin propped on the cornerless table, Tang Xin suddenly met a cat passing by the door.
Tang Xin: @乛乛@
cat:……
The news that the Yuelao group might be cut off from the heavenly realm made Yuelao sigh in the heavenly realm.
Sitting under the marriage tree of Xianghuolin Palace, Yuelao was frowning.
Although the layoff of the moon elder group in the human world will not affect his god position, but it will still affect the incense.
Originally, people nowadays don't really believe in the marriage of Yuelao, and if the matchmaker under the Yuelao group is fired, won't the world believe in marriage even more in the future?
Suddenly, Yuelao's wide cuffs fluttered, and he took out the beating marriage book with his hands, and a bright golden light burst out from the book.
Yuelao: "This is?!"
Surprised, he stroked his long white beard and smiled.
Getting up from under the tree, turning around, Yuelao disappeared under the Marriage Tree, leaving only the huge Marriage Tree and the red strings hanging from it, swaying slightly with the wind.
At the foot of a remote courtyard wall in Wangjiatun, Tang Xin was squatting on the ground and tinkering with something. Beside him were groups of cats and dogs, and they were all in strange pairs.
It’s okay to have cats, cats and dogs in pairs, but there are actually cats and dogs cuddling together and licking each other’s fur, which is very novel.
After tinkering for a long time, Tang Xin stood up, stretched, and sighed: "One and one pair, it's done! Phew, I'm so tired."
When he stood up, he saw clearly that there was a yellow and white raccoon cat under his feet, and another black and white raccoon cat. They rubbed their heads against each other in an intimate manner.
Tang Xin stretched his waist halfway, when he heard a joking voice suddenly coming from behind him.
"It's the first time I've seen the old man who leads the red line for cats and dogs in order to complete the task."
Tang Xin:! !
He jumped up in fright, and when he turned around, he saw an old man with a white beard in a red robe and white clothes, staring at him as if he was looking at a strange flower.
After seeing who it was, Tang Xin let out a deep breath and said with her mouth curled up, "You really scared me to death."
The Yuelao group is no richer than the God of Wealth group, and there are not many matchmakers in the entire Yuelao group, so Tang Xin and Yuelao are very close.
Yue Lao looked at the cats, cats and dogs all over the floor and smiled: "For the sake of performance, you are cheating."
Standing up straight, Tang Xin replied confidently: "My lord, what are the missions of our old men's team? Do you still care about cheating? Besides, isn't the performance appraisal just to see how many marriages are promoted? Who said it clearly? Is it not worth tying red strings to cats and dogs?"
Yuelao: ...
What you say makes sense, and I can't refute it.
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