I smashed the CP of me and the villain school grass

Jiang Ye looked into Song Zuan's eyes and said calmly, "I need to go to the bathroom."

Now that I have finished washing and drinking water, I have to go to the toilet again?

Could it be a fake...

"You have to go to the toilet just after drinking water, is there something wrong with your kidney function?"

Jiang also blinked his innocent eyes and said, "I'm a wounded person, can't you satisfy me with such a small demand?"

With such an expression, even the Oscar judges couldn't help sighing: "Tell me, who do I owe the little gold medal again?"

Just as Song Zuan was about to reject Jiang Ye's request, the cell phone in his bag suddenly rang with a rush.

After connecting, Song Nuannuan's milky voice floated out.

"(?ì_í?) Brother, it's so late, why haven't you come home yet?"

Yoho, this little cutie has even learned how to check the post.

Song Zu'an patiently told the ins and outs of the whole matter.

Cutie didn't quite understand, but she heard the clue that Jiang was also injured.

"(?í_ì?) What, Brother Jiang Ye is injured?! How long will it take to heal? I still want to play house with him.

Can my brother put him in a sack and carry him to our house while he can't resist now? "

Hearing this strange idea, Song Zuan hurriedly covered the receiver, for fear that Jiang would hear it too.

"Don't talk nonsense, he is right next to me now!"

However, it was too late, and Jiang had already heard all Song Nuannuan's words clearly.

"Tong Yan Wuji Tong Yan Wuji, don't listen to her nonsense, I won't put you in a sack!"

"Help me up."

"??ω??)??? ah?"

"Didn't Nuan want to see me? Help me up."

Looking at Jiang Ye's posture, do you plan to play house with Xiaocuti?

Unexpectedly, Song Wennuan would be so favored by Jiang Ye at such a young age.

awesome……

Song Zu'an was a little ashamed of himself.

"You're still injured, so you don't need to go there just because Nuan wants to see you, it's too troublesome."

"I didn't see you, why are you so lenient?"

Good guy, is Jiang also so tempered?

How dare a person who needs help to get up dare to talk back like this! !

Who gave him the courage! ?

"No, I can't bear this grievance!"

[Since the host can't bear it, then go up and teach him a lesson and revive Gangchang! 】

Song Zu'an persuaded, "Uh... wait until he recovers from his injuries. An honest gentleman like me can't take advantage of others' danger, right?"

He obediently went over to help Jiang Ye get up, and Jiang Ye whispered in his ear again: "I want to go to the bathroom."

The warm breath sprinkled on Song Zu'an's ears, and there was also a faint fragrance of cologne.

In an instant, goosebumps appeared on his arms.

"(?????) Isn't your leg fine, go yourself!"

Jiang also switched to a pitiful tone, aggrieved: "I need your help."

Song Zuan's face turned red.

"?(????ω????)? What are you talking about! What are you supporting? Shameless!"

"What's the matter, I just asked you to help me, what do you think it is?"

Jiang also had innocence written all over his face, and he looked at the person in front of him steadily. "No, no, don't you think I asked you to help me with that?"

"Me!" Song Zu'an was about to deny it, but Jiang also said immediately: "Then you are right, I just asked you to help me with that."

"I reject!"

"Why are you shy? Didn't you go back and forth many times just now?"

[Host, don't be cowardly, refuse!Resist/resist!If it doesn't work, just beat him up! 】

In fact, Song Zuan was still scared.

He couldn't say no to Jiang Ye's innocent face.

[Yangou, bah! 】

……

When the two arrived at the Song family villa, Song Nuannuan had been waiting for a long time.

Seeing that Jiang Ye's hand was covered with plaster, she sensiblely didn't jump on it.

"(??????) Brother Jiang Ye, does it hurt?"

"It hurts, it hurts, it's all your brother's fault." Jiang Ye shouted pain, but his face was sunny.

A look that wants to use this injury to blame Song Zuan for the rest of his life.

Song Wennuan clenched his small fist and beat his brother's leg, cursing: "o(′^`)o brother, you are so stupid, you actually hurt brother Jiang Ye! You are punished to play mother tonight."

"What? Play mom?"

"Play house, brother Jiang Ye plays the father, brother plays the mother, and I play the little princess."

Song Wennuan explained, and quickly tied a pink apron around Song Zuan's waist.

Because of his short stature and lack of strength, the apron has slipped down his legs.

"Brother, tie it yourself!"

"Can I say no? This is not the color that Yumeng/Male should use..."

"If you don't listen, don't listen, brother, fasten it!"

Song Zuan was very embarrassed and made the last struggle: "Can I change a black one for my brother?"

"Should I change to the black brother?"

"Ok!"

Song Wennuan tilted his head and thought for a while, then turned and ran upstairs.

While running, he shouted: "Brother, wait a moment!"

After a while, she ran back on short legs, holding a black apron in her hand.

It's just that although the apron is black, there is a circle of white lace sewn on the side.

In addition to this, there are also cute headbands in black and white.

Song Zuan's pupils quake instantly.

This, this, this...how does it look a bit like the female outfit in Jiang Ye's closet...

"Warm, where did you get your clothes?!"

"I asked my mother to buy it for me, what's the matter?" Song Wenwen blinked his big eyes, and warned with a serious face: "Brother, don't renege on your debt, you can wear it in black!"

Jiang next to him was already laughing madly with schadenfreude.

Song Zu'an blushed and asked, "How could you ask your mother to buy this kind of clothes at such a young age? Are you crazy?"

Song Wennuan raised her pink face and asked back: "What's wrong with this dress? All the girls I watch on TV wear it like this."

"What TV are you watching?"

Is this worth it?A six or seven-year-old girl knows how to pretend to be a girl? !

What kind of colorful movie did she watch in private?

Song Wennuan tilted his head and said innocently: "I watched "Miss Xiaolin's Dragon Maid", what does brother think?"

"I……"

The co-author is a serious anime...

Song Zu'an felt a little ashamed of his dirty thoughts.

"(?_?) That... my brother is also talking about "Miss Kobayashi's Dragon Maid"."

He reluctantly took the apron and tied it, "It's fine to wear an apron, but I don't want to wear a skirt!"