I smashed the CP of me and the villain school grass

Seeing that the host was at a disadvantage in the eye contact with Jiang Ye, Stainless Steel not only refused to encourage it, but even ridiculed it.

[Sunshine University Freshman Class [-] and Class [-] are terrible, the bastard student Song Zuan is not a human being, he is not responsible for hurting others, and he doesn’t even feed them! 】

"When did you betray?"

[This is all about guessing Jiang Ye's inner thoughts, not intentionally saying so. 】

"You can guess what the handsome guy is thinking?"

At this time, Song Zu'an was leaning against the wall, and Jiang was standing in front of him, with frivolous and unruly eyes, as if he wanted to see through him.

"Stainless steel, what should I do? I think I was violated by his eyes!"

[I'm standing right in front of you, how much do you think I look like before? 】

[This sentence is also speculation, not what I want to say. 】

"Speechless..."

Just after complaining, Jiang Ye suddenly blinked in slow motion, and his face got closer and closer.

Song Zuan looked at the handsome face so close, he closed his eyes in fright, pressed his lips tightly, and covered his face with his hands.

Jiang was also amused by his actions.

"Why are you so afraid of me? I just said I want to eat."

Song Zu'an opened his fingers two slits, and stared fiercely at the frivolous boy in front of him.

"Eat as soon as you eat, what are you doing so close? I'm sick!"

He removed the hand covering his face, and poked Jiang Ye's chest with his index finger, "Back off a little, I'm going downstairs."

"What are you doing downstairs?"

"Go downstairs and do it."

"doing what?"

"Don't you want to eat? Of course it's cooking!"

This was an unexpected harvest. Jiang Ye originally thought that he would not bother the Song family and just eat takeaway by himself.

Unexpectedly, Song Zu'an could cook.

"Can you eat it?"

"Young master, you can watch TV with Nuan An at ease, and wait for brother to show you his hands."

Hearing this, Jiang Ye asked carefully with a smile on his face: "You belong to both master and brother, what do you want to be mine?"

Song Zu'an didn't want to answer this question, he gently pushed Jiang Ye away and rolled his eyes.

Secretly complaining in his heart: "I want to be your father!"

Song Wenwen, who was watching "Little Pig Peppa" in the living room, saw his two brothers coming downstairs, and immediately squinted his eyes and asked, "What are you doing upstairs? I've finished watching 6 episodes of cartoons."

It is known that an episode of Peppa Pig is about 15 minutes long, and Song Nuannuan watched 6 episodes, so...

Using Archimedes' midpoint theorem, Abel's binomial theorem, and Lagrange's theorem, together with the image of the Riemann function and the image of the Dirichlet function, and finally with the pinch rule, it is not difficult to obtain:

It took the two of them 90 minutes from getting up to washing up to going downstairs.

"Brother, it's been a long time for you."

"It's your brother Jiang Ye who wasted time, not me!"

Song Zu'an pushed Jiang Ye onto the sofa and sat down, then turned around and went into the kitchen.

Song Wennuan's little hands stretched into the shape of a trumpet and shouted childishly: "Mom is going to visit, just make it for two, brother Jiang Ye and I will have a bowl."

"understood--"

After 20 minutes, the room was filled with fragrance.

Song Zu'an looked at the 3 bowls of delicious Dandan noodles on the dining table, and couldn't help but take a picture and send a message to Moments.

"Brother, I told you that I ate with Brother Jiang Ye, how did you make 3 bowls?"

"Isn't it disgusting to eat from the same bowl as someone else?"

"Hmph, brother cheapskate!" Song Wennuan stuck out his tongue, took his cartoon bowl away, and continued to watch cartoons in the living room.

Only Jiang and Song were left at the table.

Jiang could already smell the aroma of dan dan noodles, but he still didn't believe in Song Zu'an's strength.

It's okay to be handsome, but can you cook noodles?

"Is this delicious? I usually eat cold food."

"It's absolutely delicious, just like the rice noodles you ate in the cafeteria last time."

Song Zu'an quickly opened the stool to let Jiang Ye sit down.

"Ah—" He prolonged the ending, and taught Jiang Ye to open his mouth like feeding a 1-year-old child.

Jiang also blinked, and couldn't help reminding: "Brother, I'm 17 years old..."

Song Zuan widened his eyes and said angrily, "Why are you talking so much, open your mouth!"