I smashed the CP of me and the villain school grass

After school, Song Zu'an returned to the hotel with the joy of success, but was startled by the twist-like figure on the bed.

"Ah! Jiang Ye? Why are you here?"

Jiang has also been tied up for a day, and although he has complaints in his heart at this moment, he is powerless to get angry.

I had no choice but to stare hard to express my dissatisfaction.

"I...I said that I forgot to deliver your food, do you believe me?"

"I really didn't mean to."

"Jiang Ye, I know I was wrong, so don't keep silent."

Jiang also bit the towel feebly, and he swore secretly that he would avenge today's revenge in the future!

"Ah, look at my memory, you still have a towel stuffed in your mouth."

Song Zuan helped Jiang Ye loosen with a guilty conscience.

He probably doesn't have the energy to hit someone now.

The first thing Jiang also did after he was free was to rush to the bathroom to run water for himself.

A handsome guy can't pee his pants, he has been holding it all day.

If Song Zu'an didn't come again, Jiang would probably die on the spot because of holding back his urine.

"I... I ordered takeaway for you, it should be here soon..."

"Song Zu'an..." Jiang Ye zipped up and stood on the washstand, his tone was a bit weak.

"Ok?"

"My dear uncle..."

"Uh..." Song Zuan pursed his lips, and secretly called Jiang Ye "uncle" in his heart.

Jiang also said the most ruthless words in the weakest tone: "I will go to the police tomorrow and sue you for illegal imprisonment."

"Don't!" Song Zu'an smiled all over his face, and he helped Jiang Ye to sit on the sofa outside.

I pinched my legs and rubbed my shoulders again.

"I have difficulties, you have to believe me! Look at my sincere eyes!"

Jiang also glanced at him nonchalantly, "I didn't see the sincere eyes, but I did have a stubborn eyeball."

……

"Uh, in short, don't call the police. Everything else is easy to talk about. I can satisfy you with any conditions."

"Really?" Jiang Ye lowered his eyes and was silent for a few seconds, "Then it's okay for you to die in place?"

"another."

"Then you transfer to another school, don't stay in our school."

"another."

"Transfer, at least don't appear in front of my eyes."

"another."

"Uh..." Jiang also lost his patience.

He looked at Song Zu'an with a look of lovelessness, "What did I do wrong? God will send you to punish me?"

Yo ho!This guy is pretty smart, he knows that Song Zuan is here to punish him.

It's just that it wasn't sent by God, it was sent by Death.

Song Zu'an patted Jiang Ye's shoulder, and the old man comforted him solemnly: "Young man, if you want to be more open, as long as you don't pretend to be aggressive in the future, treat people politely, do things with humility, and keep in mind the "Code of Conduct for College Students", then I will naturally disappear before your eyes .”

I thought that after listening to Song Zu'an's teachings, Jiang would be grateful and repent...

Unexpectedly, he still stared at Song Zuan with fierce eyes, and said every word: "I! I want! Report! Police!"

In the face of such power, Song Zuan thought calmly: It seems that I am really ignorant of this matter, and I am already 19 years old in the book, and the law on the protection of minors cannot protect me...

"Jiang Ye, how can such an outstanding person like you, the proud of heaven, care about me? How unworthy you are if you are so angry?"

"I can let you go, but I have one condition."

"What conditions?"

"You wear women's clothes to school tomorrow, all day!"

"Uh... this... you also know that I rely on my appearance for a living, women's clothes are too..."

"No, you don't live off your face, you live off your shame."

……

It makes sense and makes sense!

The next day...

Sunshine University, Class A, Freshman, School of Mathematics.

"Independence and cold autumn, the Xiangjiang River goes north..."

"The seedlings of Emperor Gaoyang are here, my emperor called him Boyong..."

There were bursts of vigorous reading in the classroom.

Song Zu'an was wearing a pink puff sleeve dress, hiding in the bathroom and not daring to go out.

Jiang also waited for a long time and didn't see a good show of women's clothing, and he couldn't even memorize the book.

"Teacher, I need to go to the bathroom."

"Well, let's go."

He guessed that Song Zuan would hide in the bathroom.

Song Zuan must be forced to come out!

"It's already halfway through self-study, and you still haven't entered the classroom? Are you hiding here and eating shit?" Jiang Ye leaned against the door, talking into the air.

Song Zu'an leaned out from the cubicle, and said in a low voice, "You only said that women are going to school, but you didn't say that you were going to enter the classroom."

"Stop playing word games with me. If you don't come into the classroom again, I will regret it."

"you!"

"Pfft—" An untimely laughter entered his ears.

A skinny boy came out of the innermost compartment of the toilet. He looked at Song Zuan's pink dress, and then at Jiang Ye.

There was an inexplicable smile on his face, "You two..."

"Shut up!" Song Zu'an and Jiang also yelled almost at the same time.

The skinny boy left with a smile on his face.

Song Zu'an looked up to the sky and shouted: "It's over, it's over, now I'm ashamed and thrown into the Pacific Ocean..."

"Anyway, I've already lost my face. Hurry up into the classroom and strike while the iron is hot. Don't play tricks with me. I'll go back and wait for you."

Under Jiang Ye's coercion, mainly coercion, Song Zu'an appeared at the door of the classroom.

"Report--"

The teacher of the university Chinese class is a middle-aged aunt named Jiang Yu.

The moment she saw Song Zuan...

I was stunned, and I didn't know how to say the words of criticism.

The morning reading, which was lively just now, suddenly quieted down, and 3 seconds later, roaring laughter broke out again.

Jiang Yu signaled the students to continue reading aloud, then she walked to the door and pushed her glasses with her middle finger.

"Song Zu'an, what are you doing?"

"I thought you changed the previous Wangzai suit to reform yourself, but I didn't expect your transvestism to become more serious!"

Song Zu'an played up his sophistication ability and explained: "Mr. Jiang, this is your fault. How can women's clothing be considered transvestite? We should not discriminate against any kind of clothing, just like any skin color should It's the same as being respected, the ancients said..."

"Shut up the mic!"

Jiang Yu frowned, this Song Zu'an is really eloquent, if he continues talking, he might be labeled as discriminating against his classmates.

"Leaving aside the matter of women's clothing, I can always tell you if you are half a class late, right?"

"Mr. Jiang, you can be late for justice, why can't you be late for school?"

Jiang Yu:? ?

"Mr. Jiang, you'd better let me in quickly. When other students see me like this after class, they will embarrass our class. After all, I have to rely on my face to make a living."

Jiang Yu: ...

Seeing that the teacher was silent, Song Zuan walked into the classroom very consciously.

After all, Jiang Yu is only the teacher of Chinese in Class A, not the head teacher.

Disciplinary issues do not require her to discipline, she just needs to go back to the office and complain to Li Deshu.

After Song Zu'an returned to his seat, he wanted to cover his legs with his school uniform jacket, but was frightened away by Jiang Ye who turned his head in the distance.

Luo Sifen next to him was dancing with excitement, "Brother Jiang Ye looked back at me just now! Did you notice? It was me he looked back at..."

------End of this chapter...

Ending eggs:

[Luo Sifan]: Hey, hey...Brother Jiang Ye looked back at me to provoke him...He must like me——

[Jiang Ye]: I'm sorry, a classy person like me doesn't like to eat snail noodles.