I smashed the CP of me and the villain school grass

On weekdays, he cheated and abducted the mentally handicapped god of death who did everything he could.

Can you say such warm words as "Happy New Year's Eve"?

The sun is really coming out in the west.

However, when it comes to the real world, Song Zuan is not happy.

Instead, my heart couldn't help but tighten.

He couldn't remember how many days and nights he spent after wearing the book.

I also don't know if a day in the book is the same length as a day in reality.

I don't even know what kind of form I exist in real life.

Could it be that he has been judged dead and then pushed to the funeral parlor for cremation?

How can I be resurrected after that?

Resurrected into a pile of dregs?

[Dedicated God of Death]: You really are worrying unnecessarily. How could a god as reliable as me damage your physical body?

[Dedicated Reaper]: Just put your heart in your stomach, you just become a vegetable in real life.

[Dedicated Death]: And your father takes good care of you.

Speaking of his father, Song Zu'an was even more lost.

In the book, Song Zuan's parents divorced.

The same is true of him in reality.

It's just that in the book, he followed his mother, but in reality, he followed his father, Song Dazhu.

As the only son of Song Dazhu, he has not made a name for his father after graduating from university, but turned himself into a vegetable.

It's really a white-haired person giving black hair... Ah bah, it's not dead yet.

[Song Zu'an]: How is my father doing recently?

[Dedicated Reaper]: Very good.

Sure enough, the god of death knew it was unreliable as soon as he opened his mouth.

The only son was paralyzed in bed, and it was the New Year's Eve, how could Song Dazhu be fine?

Song Zu'an could already imagine the bleak scene of Song Dazhu celebrating the New Year alone.

Maybe his hair was gray.

The body is also bent.

The home may become cobweb-ridden and cold because of the lack of popularity.

Song Dazhu was alone facing the cold stove, his motionless son...

Alas, how is his life going?

The more Song Zuan thought about it, the sadder he became, and he almost burst into tears on the spot.

However, Stainless Steel immediately poured him a basin of cold water:

【Host, don't think too much about yourself, your father is doing well now. 】

The god of death also made up the knife immediately:

[Dedicated Reaper]: Don't believe it, your father is traveling in Aldives now.

[Song Zu'an]: Travel? !

I understand, I understand, normal people will definitely feel depressed when encountering such a thing.

It is also normal to go out to travel and relax.

[Song Zu'an]: My father must have taken my body to travel so that I could breathe more fresh air.

[Dedicated Reaper]: What do you think?He is traveling by himself, what are you doing with him?

【Song Zuan】: (?⊿?)? What?He went alone? !

what about me?What about my body?

[Dedicated God of Death]: Oh, he temporarily deposited your body in the orphanage.

Orphanage?

Is this what people do?

Why did he become an orphan out of nowhere?

A desolate feeling of being abandoned quickly ran through Song Zuan's body.

It can be said to be - the heart is cold and the heart is flying.

[Song Zu'an]: He threw me away? !

[Dedicated Death]: That's impossible, your dad loves you so much, he hired the best nurse in the yard for you.

[Dedicated God of Death]: He is so sad that he still has to go out for a hard trip, which is really touching.

Song Zuan was speechless.

Originally, I was almost moved to tears because of the story of my father who never gave up to take care of his vegetative son.

It turned out that the clown was himself.

"I'm a little doubtful now if I picked it up in the trash can, or sent it as a charge..."

Complaints are nothing but complaints, but Song Zu'an is still a little happy when he learns that Song Dazhu's little life is going well.

At least he doesn't have to worry about his father all the time.

He can hustle to get things done without any worries.

[Song Zu'an]: By the way, what is the bad news you said?

[Dedicated Reaper]: In fact, there is no bad news. After all, I am so kind-hearted and will not treat others harshly.

[Song Zu'an]: (?_?) Don't go around, just say it, whose life is being cut off?My mental capacity is very good now.

[Dedicated Reaper]: Since that's the case, then I can rest assured...

Since your task this time is to fight against the protagonist's halo, you must lead by example and win by relying on strength instead of just relying on cheating.

"Are you kidding? I, Song Zu'an, haven't been relying on strength since I passed the book?"

When did you rely on opening and hanging?

Just the ability to see ten lines at a glance and never forget.

There is also a ballet top skill.

There is also a lockpicking ability.

There is also a kickboxing skill.

That's all, is it considered cheating?

[Song Zu'an]: Are you still ashamed to say that I cheat?He didn't even sell me a Dali pill, so I never beat Jiang Ye...

His rhetoric that he was cheap and good-looking, even stainless steel can't stand it anymore.

【Host, let's show some face...】

After listing so many skills, and saying that he didn't use it, he really stood up.

"Then what do you mean? Take back my golden finger?"

【Dedicated Reaper】: That's not necessary.

Is there any reason to take back what I gave away?

A generous god like me would not make such a self-degrading operation as taking back the golden finger.

"Otherwise, what do you mean?"

[Dedicated Reaper]: It's just that you will be restricted in the future, and you will need more soft sister coins, and increase the skill CD.

"Please speak Chinese, do you think everyone in front of the screen can understand what the skill CD means?"

What if they understand it as a CD of "give you a CD of the past, listen to our love at that time"?

The stainless steel man who joined in the fun didn't say much, and directly offered a thousand-degree screenshot for the god of death.

The above explains in detail what is called a skill CD:

Skill CD is the time interval during which skills can be used, generally known as cooldown time.

It means that after releasing a skill, you need to wait for a period of time before you can cast this skill again. CD is the abbreviation of CoolDownTime in English.

"Ok Reaper, I know Reaper."

"So how expensive is it and how long is the CD?"

[Dedicated Reaper]: Very long, very long...

[Dedicated Reaper]: It is as long as a light year...

"A light year is a unit of length, not time! It's for measuring distance, idiot!"

Song Zu'an wondered again, doesn't this God of Death need to take the job certificate?

Still do not need to go through nine years of compulsory education?

I don't even know the light years, it's terrible and terrible.

Lord Reaper may feel offended that the fact that he has not received the nine-year compulsory education has been exposed.

He didn't want to waste words with Song Zu'an anymore.

[Dedicated Reaper]: I'm busy with business, so I'm leaving!

[Song Zu'an]: Busy, busy, what are you busy with?

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The words "the other party is typing" are no longer floating on the chat interface...

Could it be that the god of death was really hit to his self-esteem and unhappy?

[Host don't worry, God of Death doesn't care about adults, ah bah, adults don't care about villains, and won't care about you. 】

【He's just busy. 】

What could he be busy with?

Busy taking the wrong head?

Busy digging holes for me?

Or are you too busy smiling and crying, too busy chasing shooting stars in the sky?

[Host don't be poor. 】

[Master Reaper just said that the skill CD lasts for one year, so you should worry about yourself first. 】

Song Zu'an had only heard of weakening Miyamoto Musashi before, but he didn't expect that he himself would be weakened by increasing the CD duration.

[Host, and the fact that you forgot to turn off the microphone in the live broadcast just now, please take care...]

Ugh……

It bothers me to think about it...

Song Zu'an put down his phone, and stared at Jiang Ye with a sad face.

The other party looked at him with a complicated face.

Seeing that An An was finally willing to look back at himself, he was naturally a little happy.

But just now An'an just kept his head down and chatted, which also aroused Jiang Ye's dissatisfaction.

He pursed his lips, pointed in the direction of Song Zuan's phone, and asked, "Who were you chatting with just now, and for so long?"

Song Zuan felt guilty and immediately hid the phone in his pocket.

"Nothing to talk about..."

Jiang Ye must not let Jiang Ye see the chat records with Reaper.

Otherwise, he is afraid that he will have doubts about the world he lives in.

Undoubtedly, Song Zu'an's act of hiding his mobile phone aggravated the suspicion in Jiang Ye's eyes.

Could it be that An An chatted with other younger brothers or younger sisters in person?

Scumbag!

Zha An'an!

Do you still see Jiang in your eyes?Take it to heart! ?

Although An'an had been dignified and not very happy chatting just now, but there must be something wrong in hiding it!

"Why are you hiding your phone?"

"?_?I, that..."

"give me."

"?﹏? Ah? What for you?"

"Mobile phone, give me."

Jiang also stretched out his hand, his tone not to refuse.

Song Zuan is very stupid when facing Jiang Ye now, and his explanation is weak: "I... have nothing to talk about, the teacher just reminded me to sign in DingTalk."

"give me!"

"Say it one last time, give it to me!"

"(????) I won't give it to you. Why should I show you my mobile phone? I also want my privacy, okay?"

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[Announcement]: This novel is currently undergoing content rectification, changing from the original high school background to the university background.

Therefore, the background of the protagonist in the text changes.

The "Sunshine High School" where Song Zu'an and Jiang also studied was changed to "Sunshine University".

"Grade 2 Class [-]" was changed to "Freshman Class A of School of Mathematics".

The "Sunshine Martial Arts School" that Bai Huahua originally attended was changed to "Sunshine University Sports Academy".

The rest of the storyline remains largely unchanged.

Sister-in-law will carry out full-text rectification starting from Chapter 1 in the near future.Because of the heavy workload, it cannot be completed overnight.

Therefore, there will be confusion and inconsistency between "Sunshine University" and "Sunshine High School" in a short period of time, please understand.