I smashed the CP of me and the villain school grass

In the dead of night, Song Zuan slept soundly.

A figure flashed into his room without anyone noticing.

Through the moonlight, it can be seen that it is a person covered in blue, with a pair of small white wings growing on his back.

Without saying a word, the blue-skinned white-winged man jumped onto Song Zuan's bed.

Both hands locked Song Zuan's throat tightly.

The feeling of suffocation gradually came.

Song Zu'an struggled violently, but the blue-skinned white-winged man was surprisingly strong, and the hands that locked his throat were getting tighter and tighter.

Song Zuan was already extremely hypoxic, and his eyes were completely black, as if he had seen the god of death approaching him.

"Are you going to die again?" Song Zuan was not reconciled.

He fought hard, raised his leg and kicked the blue-skinned white-winged man in the crotch.

"Ho!" Song Zuan suddenly opened his eyes and sat up from the bed.

"It turned out to be a dream..."

Have you been dominated by Dingding to this extent?

"There are so many apps used by minors, why not add an anti-addiction system? It's too scary..."

Song Zuan turned on his phone and looked at it, it was 1 o'clock in the morning.

Originally he was a night owl, and it was common for him to go to bed at two or three o'clock in the morning, but since the last time the god of death accidentally cut his life span by 50 years, Song Zu'an was forced to develop the good habit of going to bed early and waking up early.

But because of going to bed early, I often miss some news.

Haidai sent Song Zuan a message at 11 o'clock, which he only saw now.

[Hai Dai]: Master, the midterm exam tomorrow morning.This is the top-secret betting information of our scumbag group, so hurry up and take a look!I wish Master high scores in all subjects and eternal bliss!

Sooner or later, Song Zuan was cursed to death by this apprentice...

"Heh, do I still need to watch it? It's just a test, and I, Song Zuan, will definitely be the first in my grade if I take the test casually."

Song Zuan at this moment is full of confidence, but Song Zuan in the examination room the next day is in a panic.

"Why are the university exams so crazy now? I remember we were not like this before."

When Song Zu'an entered the examination room, he even showed a kingly smile to the invigilator.

He leaned back on the seat, with a smile on the corner of his mouth: "Deal the cards... ahhh, let's curl up, teacher."

However, after receiving the test paper, he began to feel regretful, embarrassed, and ashamed...

University still take this test? ?

These ancient poems have long been forgotten, and some of them have not even been learned, so how to fill them in?

"What's the next sentence that Chun Mian didn't know? This seems to be an ancient poem from elementary school..."

Song Zuan thought hard. He remembered that when he was writing a novel in his previous life, the editor once told him this ancient poem——

Chunmian doesn't realize it,

The author is running around.

Not updated every day,

There are many reasons.

"It's so brainwashed, I've already forgotten the original appearance of this poem, it's all the editor's fault..."

Some people fall in love, some people watch the sea at night, and some people can't recite ancient poems for two hours.

Ah, I will answer the next question!

Once bitten by a snake, _______.

"Once bitten by a snake, I hear birds singing everywhere!"

How does it feel weird?

Sitting up in shock in the dying illness, _____.

"Isn't this simple? Sitting up in shock while dying, the clown is myself."

"Isn't this reading question too difficult? When the author wrote "good night" in the article, what thoughts and feelings did he express? "

Good night, what more thoughts and feelings do you want? ?

Miserable!Maybe this time it will really lower the average Chinese score of the class, and Teacher Jiang will drive me out of the class.

The Chinese subject was the first mid-term exam, and Song Zuan's confidence was greatly suppressed. He didn't know how he insisted on returning to the classroom.

"How is Master? Did you read the information I sent you last night? I still won a few questions when writing ancient poems from memory, right?"

Song Zuan couldn't laugh.

But he didn't want to lose face in front of Hai Dai, so he forced himself to smile.

The afternoon exam is mathematics, which is the subject Song Zuan is most confident in, because he studied mathematics in college before his death.

"Master, let's hand in the math test ahead of time and go out together."

"You mean to hand in the papers in advance and go out to play?"

"Yeah, I don't know how to do it anyway, why are you wasting time sitting in the examination room?"

"Who said you can't do it? You can't do it, but I can."

Haidai waved his hand, and comforted Song Zuan to see the reality, "Come on, master, although I have treated you like a thief in fooling Mr. You, but I still don't know what your math is like?

The test is not as good as me, which time is it not a single point?Have you forgotten the wise saying you used to reply to your math teacher when he criticized you? "

"What famous quote?"

"Girlfriends will cheat on you, brothers will cheat on you, but not math, and if you can't do math, you just can't."

"Uh..." Why don't I remember this line?

Song Zu'an patted Hai Dai's arm, and said earnestly like an old man: "Young people should study hard, don't think about going out to play all day, studying and taking exams are the most beautiful things in the world, don't you like taking math exams?" ?"

Hai Dai was shocked.

Can Song Zuan say such words?Although he did win glory for the class in the math fun activities before.

But after all, it is some math brain teasers, which cannot represent the level of the exam.

Even if it is his own master, Haidai really doesn't believe that Song Zuan's mathematics can be much better.

Song Zu'an went on to say: "If you don't study, the fate of our master and apprentice will come to an end here."

"Don't! I still want to learn how to buy lottery tickets from you."

"Since you still want to be my apprentice, then take the exam seriously."

"Well, that's fine..."

After persuading Haidai to return to his seat, Song Zu'an noticed Luo Sifen's piercing laughter.

"Hey... Did you hear what Song Zu'an said just now? He can actually say that learning is the most beautiful thing in the world! I laughed so hard that I did a 360-degree backflip plus 720 It landed steadily after spinning in a [-]-degree spiral—”

In fact, in some respects, Song Zu'an still admires Luo Sifen.

That is her attachment to Jiang Ye, and her ability to stick to her own principles and not be influenced by other people's facial features.

Because the Song Zu'an at this moment is clearly already very handsome, it can be said that he is on par with Jiang.But Luo Sifen still sneered at Song Zu'an happily.

It shows Luo Sifan's insistence on his own principles——

If you hate someone, no matter how good-looking he is, you must hate him to the end.

As Luo Sifan's tablemate, Sun Zi couldn't help echoing a few words: "Cut, isn't he trying to attract my attention by sensationalizing? Such an old-fashioned trick also wants to be used to chase girls? Sigh... really a scumbag It's not good at doing anything."

Song Zu'an failed the Chinese language test in the morning, and he had nowhere to vent his restless emotions.

Since Sun Zi and Luo Sifan are going to collide with this gun, they are embarrassed.

"Luo Sifen, Sun Zi, you two had a great time discussing about me."

"Hey... Who do you think you are? We don't call it discussion, we call it laughing, laughing, you know?"

Hmph, she really dared to say it.

"If I remember correctly, Luo Sifen, your own grades seem to be average."

"Hey...what's wrong with me? I can at least get in the top 30 in the class, how about you? It's always 40.

Every time our class participates in an activity, we don’t need to count the number of people, we only need to look at your ranking of Song Zuan. "

Song Zu'an couldn't figure out where Luo Sifan's confidence came from, "You are a person in the thirties, and you are qualified to give pointers to others?"

"If she is not qualified, I am qualified." Sun Zi held his chin up and looked at people through his nostrils.

Her grades can be ranked in the top five in the class.

It is strange to say that such a person who is keen on ridiculing others is able to maintain the top five in the class.

But even Jiang Ye, who is rude, can take the first place in the grade, which shows that there is no direct relationship between academic performance and character.

But what if Sun Zi is in the top five?Song Zuan didn't do anything wrong.

"You, Sun Zi, are still not qualified to judge me, because I will definitely rank ahead of you in this midterm exam!"

"Hey... can you stop your jokes? You, who has been ranked last in our class all year round, want to be ahead of Sun Zi in the exam? Please be more realistic in your dreams—"

"Since the two of you are so sure that I am the last one in the exam, why don't we make a bet."

"What are you gambling?"

"Bet whether I can rank ahead of Sun Zi in this exam. If I win, then you two must apologize to me in front of the whole class. If I lose, you can decide what punishment you want."

Sun Zi felt that Song Zuan must be crazy, "Aren't you rushing to die?"

"Stop talking about these nonsense, just say whether to gamble or not?"

"Hmph! Who is afraid of whom! If you lose, you will wear women's clothes to school for a month!"

"Uh……"

How is this kind of bet again?

Hearing the word women's clothing, Jiang, who was sitting in front of Luo Sifan, also shrank his pupils suddenly.

------End of this chapter--

Ending eggs:

[Luo Sifan]: Hey, hey... I laughed until I landed on the spot with a 360-degree backflip and a 720-degree spiral rotation——

【Song Zuan】: The gymnastics team needs you!