I smashed the CP of me and the villain school grass

Seeing such a scene, Jiang Ye held back a smile.

He has already started to imagine the scene where he and An Anjin are in the same fitting room.

Song Zu'an stammered to excuse himself: "Girls, what's the fuss about changing clothes together? But it's not appropriate for boys to do this."

Jiang also put one hand on An An's shoulder, and hooked An An into his arms.

She raised her eyebrows and said with a smile: "It doesn't matter if it's suitable or not. The most important thing is that you just promised that you and I will do all the interactions between the two of them tonight."

In just one second, Song Zuan's face turned red into a ripe apple.

He flapped his hand away a few times and looked around.

Fortunately, no one noticed Jiang Ye's actions just now.

But I still have to remind again: "This is on the street, don't touch me!"

"An'an means that you can do something to you at home?"

"You... you are... making unreasonable words!"

Four or five minutes had passed, and the two girls hadn't come out of the fitting room yet.

Song Zuan panicked even more.

Could they be inside...

(//?Д/?/) Huh!Shameless!

Afraid that Jiang would use this to make things difficult for him, Song Zu'an began to explain on his own: "The two of them went in to try on underwear, and we boys don't wear underwear, so this interaction doesn't count, so we don't have to do it."

But how clever and witty is Jiang?

Immediately give an impeccable reply——

Prove:

∵ is a boy = does not wear underwear, is a girl = wears underwear;

And it is a boy = not a girl, and a girl = not a boy;

∴ is a boy + is a girl = no underwear + wear underwear;

That is: being a boy + not being a boy = not wearing underwear + wearing underwear;

Raise the common factor to get:

Is a boy × (1 + not) = wearing underwear × (not +1)

And ∵1+not=not+1;

∴ Divide both sides by (1+no) to get:

Being a boy = wearing underwear;

∴ Boys can wear underwear;

……

Song Zuan was dumbfounded.

It would be good if he didn't understand, and he could still pretend to be stupid.

The problem is that Song Zu'an understood Jiang Ye's sophistry.

Not only did he understand, but he thought it made sense.

"(°ー°〃) But I don't want to wear underwear, so perverted..."

"We can switch to underwear."

Song Zu'an thought he was a genius for debating, but he didn't expect to fall under Jiang Ye's hands.

It seems that I can only play tricks.

"Jiang Ye, are we sure we want to do this? The agreement just now was actually just a joke."

"You actually made a joke about the agreement?"

Jiang Ye's expression was serious, and there was a threatening danger in his eyes.

Song Zu'an seemed to be able to foresee how miserable he would end up if he didn't abide by the agreement he made with Jiang Ye.

It seems that when making a lifetime agreement with Jiang Ye in the future, he must be cautious...

An'an had no choice but to droop her eyebrows, and agreed aggrievedly: "(...︿...) That's fine, just do it."

Jiang also smiled triumphantly.

After a while, Yong Tianqi and Bai Huahua came out of the fitting room.

Both of them were flushed.

It seems to have experienced the baptism of a spring rain.

They turned around and entered a clothing store.

When he came out, he was wearing the same clothes.

"Is that the legendary girlfriend outfit? We are boys, so we should..."

"Of course the two of us wear it as a couple's outfit, but An'an is afraid that others will make irresponsible remarks, so you can call it a brother's outfit."

At this second, Jiang also suddenly felt that the two girls in front of him didn't seem to be very annoying.

He looked forward to some unexpected intimacy from them.