I smashed the CP of me and the villain school grass

12:00 am;

[Drip——The settlement time is up! 】

[The plot modification has been updated in real time, and the statistical results of the newly added book reviews are as follows. 】

5 star book review? 26;

4 star book review? 12;

3 star book review? 13;

2 star book review? 5;

1 star book review? 4;

[The income settlement is: +510000000 yuan]

The recent negative reviews have decreased a lot, Song Zuan opened the reader's comments to see everyone's thoughts on the current plot.

[JOY]: Jiang has gradually improved, I think it's okay.

[A handsome young man]: Hai Dai is so interesting, I love the idioms he speaks.

[Snail fans]: I still feel that Luosi fans have too few scenes.She is my goddess, can I ask the author to give Luo Sifan more roles?

[fu looks at Renji]: I always feel that the relationship between Jiang Ye and Song Zu'an... emm... Forget it, those who understand will naturally understand.

[My favorite antenna sister-in-law]: Excuse me, is there a heroine in this novel?

The atmosphere in the comment area is much more harmonious, and it is rare to see the kind of irritable readers who personally attack the author.

【warn!The host has been staying up late recently, and the risk of sudden death is extremely high!Please improve your routine! 】

No, no, no!

"It's not that I don't want to improve, it's that I must hurry up and memorize ancient poems. If you don't give me a golden finger, what can I do?"

[Learning is my own business, how can I rely on the system?This is cheating!Not advisable! 】

"Just this once, please—"

[The system can't make a decision, the host is asked to discuss directly with Death. 】

Song Zu'an was about to contact the god of death, and it happened that the god of death sent a message.

[Today is also the Grim Reaper who works rigorously]: A good news or a bad news, which one do you want to hear first?

Song Zuan's heart skipped a beat.

[Song Zu'an]: Tell me, how many years have you put my life back?

[Today is also the god of death who works rigorously]: See what you said, am I such a careless god?Don't worry, your life is not cut this time.

[Song Zu'an]: That's good.

As long as there is life, there is room for effort in everything.

Song Zuan breathed a sigh of relief.

[Song Zu'an]: Let's listen to the bad news first this time. My psychological quality has been trained very well by you.

[Today is also a grim reaper at work]: The bad news is that I accidentally cut off your sister Song Nuan's life by ten years.

Song Wennuan's already unhealthy body was even worse.

[Song Zu'an]: How did you survive until now without being expelled from the divine book?

[Today is also a Reaper who works rigorously]: To be honest, I am just an intern Reaper.

[Song Zu'an]: Then I guess you won't be able to turn right in this life... What's the good news?Can you save Song Nuan's life?

[Today is also the Grim Reaper who works rigorously]: Don't you think it's good news that I counted down your life span by 50 years, but only counted Song Wennuan's life span by 10 years?

[Song Zu'an]: So I have to thank you?

[Today is also the god of death who works rigorously]: You are welcome, this is what you should thank.

There is a problem with the level of the god of death's brain.

It's fine to cheat people, but also catch the whole family to die!

[Song Zu'an]: Then you put Wen Nuan's lifespan down for 10 years, will she die?

[Today is also the god of death who works rigorously]: Don't worry, you died earlier than her.

Listen, are you talking about people?

[Today is also a grim reaper at work]: Don't worry, with me here, everything will be taken care of for you, Song Nuannuan won't die for the time being.

[Song Zu'an]: Temporarily?

[Today is also the god of death who works rigorously]: When she is really about to die, I will notify you.

【Song Zuan】:...

The god of death is also a god after all, Song Zuan decided to believe in him again.

[Song Zu'an]: Alright...then as compensation for you cheating me many times, shouldn't you give me a learning cheat?Otherwise, how can I grab Jiang Ye's first grade?

[Today is also the Grim Reaper who works rigorously]: What kind of golden finger do you want?

[Song Zu'an]: I'm not greedy, I just need to see ten lines at a glance and never forget.

[Today is also the grim reaper at work]: OK, I will let the system open to you later.Don't need 999 billion, and don't need 99 billion, just need 9.9 million to get the super invincible and powerful one-eye ten-line plus the ability of photographic memory!

Shock!A god of death actually had the nerve to ask a poor college student with a debt of more than 20 billion for money!

[Song Zu'an]: You have planned for me these decades of life, isn't it worth the money?

[Today is also the Grim Reaper who works rigorously]: Silly boy, what are you thinking about?How could your life be worth 9.9 million?

Up to 9.9 pieces.

Free shipping...

[Song Zu'an]: Life is priceless!As a god of death, you don't even understand this truth?

[Today is also the Grim Reaper who works rigorously]: Life is priceless here, and I can get a lot of commission for a single head.

【Song Zuan】:...

I don't care if I want money or not, I want a life.

[Today is also the Grim Reaper who works rigorously]: Alright, then I will take your life away.

[Song Zu'an]: Wait, wait, wait!Don't you feel any guilt about what you did?

Death is silent...

It seemed as if he was beginning to reflect on himself.

[Today is also the Grim Reaper who works rigorously]: Okay, let me spare your life first, and let you put 9.9 million on credit first.

Busy business, goodbye!

Fearing that Song Zu'an would bargain again, the god of death slipped away first.

[Drip—the balance of the host? 9.9 million. 】

[Drip——The host has acquired the ability of "one eye, ten lines, never forgetting". 】

I don't know if it was a psychological effect or some other reason, Song Zu'an felt refreshed immediately, and a wave of spiritual energy penetrated from the dead skin on the heel to the Tianling Gai.

He quickly picked up the "300 Ancient Poems Primary School Students Must Recite" and flipped through it.

This golden finger really works!

Song Zu'an quickly memorized high-end and exquisite ancient poems such as "Thoughts in a Quiet Night", "Compassion for Farmers", "Spring Dawn", "Chile Song", and "Ode to Goose".

"goose……"

After memorizing ancient poems in elementary school, the next step is junior high school.

"Tianjingsha? Autumn Thoughts"

"Like a Dream? Chang Ji Xi Ting Sunset"

"Drunken Flowers Overcast? Mist, Thick Clouds and Sorrowful Days"

……

After reciting these exquisite ancient poems, it was not yet three o'clock in the morning.

Song Zu'an became interested, and immediately recited the poems from high school.

"Slow Sound? Looking Forward"

"Hillside Yangtong Caring for the Ancients"

"Sleepwalking Tianmu Saying Goodbye"

Song Zuan was so excited that he not only recited ancient poems, but even classical Chinese.

"Teacher List", "Drunkard Pavilion", "Yueyang Tower"

……

All back and forth.

The more Song Zuan learned, the more energetic he became. For the first time, he discovered that reciting ancient poems is such a wonderful thing.

He even fell in love with a poet——

Li Qingzhao...

"Goddess! The poems written are so beautiful!"

According to this recitation speed, by the end of the sick leave, Song Zuan had already recited all the ancient poems and classical Chinese that are currently on the market.

It just so happened that his injuries had almost recovered, and he could get out of bed and move about freely.

"I think I can do it again!"

Song Zuan got emotional, and wrote a poem on the spot——

"Worthy of Me"

"Present" Song Zu'an;

But poetry,

I am ashamed to be a god.

It is the day that rides the wind,

I taught Jiang to be a man.

"A great writer! I am a great contemporary writer! If I had been born in the Tang Dynasty, I would definitely be able to call Li Taibai brothers and sisters! In terms of poetry, I don't understand even the king!"

"This patient, please keep quiet." The passing nurse heard Song Zuan's destructive laughter, and wondered if he had gone to the wrong department.

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Sunshine University, School of Mathematics.

The scene of the poetry conference.

The school actually thoughtfully divided the competition into the scumbag group and the top student group.

In order to protect the young hearts of the scumbags, the scumbag group is also called the basic group.

However, this competition is not divided into grades, and the freshmen to seniors are all mixed together.

In the group of scumbags, Song Zuan's name was impressively listed.

"I was No. 9 in grade [-] in the midterm exam last time, and I was still assigned to the scumbag group? Are you crazy?"

"Master, this group is assigned based on the comprehensive judgment of all your past exam results. You only took the ninth grade exam once, and everyone still doesn't believe in your strength, so you deserve it in the scumbag group."

"Don't you believe in my strength?"

"I...Of course I believe in Master!"

Song Zu'an thought silently in his heart: I was assigned to the scumbag group, so wouldn't I have no chance to compete with Jiang Ye on the same stage?

Since this is the case, is it better than a fart?

Not to mention competing on the same stage, Song Zu'an couldn't even see Jiang Ye's face.

The competition between the scumbag group and the top student group is divided into two venues.

He was depressed, and the teacher who hosted the event had already started to go through the process.

"Dear teacher, dear students, good afternoon everyone!"

After a lengthy official speech, the game officially began.

"Please welcome the first group of contestants, Zhang San! His opponent is - Li Si!"

[Please listen to the questions and recite the ancient poems containing the word "month". 】

Zhang San took the lead in answering: "There is moonlight in front of the bed, so I suspect it's frost on the ground."

Li Si answered easily: "Lu Cong is white tonight, and the moon is bright in my hometown."

The two of you come and go, but they can last three or four rounds.

"Raise your head to look at the bright moon, and bow your head to think of your hometown."

"A bright moon is born at sea, and the world is here."

……

Li Si won the first round.

The competition topics of the scumbag group are all very common flying flower orders.Song Zuan sat down and almost fell asleep listening to it.

Time seems to have passed a century...

"The next contestant is Song Zuan, freshman class A."

"How could someone be called this kind of name? Hahaha..."

"Haven't you heard of Song Zu'an? He's quite famous in the freshman year."

"Such an ugly name, it must be an ugly monster."

The seniors and sisters in the audience burst into laughter.

However, the laughter stopped abruptly the moment Song Zuan stepped onto the stage.

"Didn't you say that people live up to their names? How can someone named Song Zu'an be so handsome?"

"This short cut looks like a little wolf dog. I'll go to their class later to ask for their phone number."

"Who said that an inch must be a little wolf dog? Have you never watched "Detective Love in Chinatown"? The inch in it is "Boundless". "

"I'll bet on two packs of spicy sticks, he's from the Little Wolf Dog."

Can the discussions of these seniors be louder?

Song Zuan stood on the stage and could hear everyone.

In fact, Song Zuan is not a little wolf dog, let alone a little milk dog, he is a little mad dog.

Pulling back his thoughts, Song Zu quietly looked at his opponent - Luo Sifen.

[Please listen to the question and name the poems that contain the word "night". 】

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