I smashed the CP of me and the villain school grass

Regarding Song Dazhu's proposal, no one at the scene agreed.

He can do this kind of thing to a 5-year-old child. Is it the loss of humanity or the loss of morality?

Song Zu'an took the initiative to take care of the children, after all Jiang Yan has been with Jiang Ye for the longest time.

I'm afraid he won't be used to it if he goes with others.

"Ayan, come over to Uncle." Song Zuan squatted down and opened his arms to Jiang Yan.

The child staggered and threw himself into Song Zu'an's arms, yelling cutely: "? (?′`?)? Mama."

"(?⊿?)? Don't shout!" Song Zuan hurriedly covered Jiang Yan's mouth.

This kid is too stupid, can't he even tell if it's a man or a woman?

Song Zu'an really wanted to send Jiang Yan to the entrance of the supermarket for a few yuan ride on a rocking car overnight, so that he could learn how to address the people around him.

Not only is this kid not clear-headed, but he also changes his face very quickly. He used to be called a bad uncle, but he turned numb when he turned around.

Sure enough, boys are fickle.

……

Now that Jiang Yan has been taken care of, Song Dazhu went out on a date with peace of mind.

Leave two young people at home with the baby.

"An'an, let's go upstairs." Jiang Ye whispered in Song Zuan's ear.

"???ω??) Mommy, what are you talking about?"

With his round head held high, Jiang Yan looked up at the two people who were "towering into the sky" for him.

"Good—" Song Zu'an touched the top of the child's head, then leaned into Jiang Ye's ear and whispered, "We're going upstairs, what should Ayan do?"

"Show him something on TV or comics."

Song Zu'an recalled the experience of bringing Song Nuannuan.

The little girl can watch it all day long as long as she puts Peppa Pig, and she can obediently build blocks by herself...

I don't know if watching cartoons is suitable for Jiang Yan.

Song Zuan bent down and pinched the little boy's face, and asked, "Ayan, do you want to watch cartoons?"

"(˙˙) want to see want to see!"

"Then uncle showed you Peppa Pig, okay?"

"o('^') o Mama, not uncle."

"Uh..." An An was helpless, why did she correct him?

"Ayan, it's wrong for you to call me that."

Jiang Yan moved a few steps to the side, hid behind Jiang Ye's calf, and stuck out his tongue at Song Zu'an, "But Dad said, I should call you Mama."

At this time, the culprit, Jiang Ye, looked around, pretending to have nothing to do with him.

Sigh, okay... It seems that there is nothing wrong with calling it that way.

Song Zu'an turned on the TV and started to search for Peppa Pig, "Ayan, watch cartoons for a while, don't run around."

"(.???)? Mama, but I don't want to see the pink hair dryer."

Pink hair dryer?What the hell?

"Dad told me it was a pink hair dryer."

Song Zu'an raised his eyes to look at Jiang Ye, but the other party still looked like he had nothing to do with him.

It's really convincing, a person in his decades can still do such a naive thing.

Can't you teach your kids something good?

Once the setting of the pink hair dryer is substituted, Song Zuan can no longer look directly at Peppa Pig.

"Then what does Ayan want to see?"

"??(ˊωˋ?)?? I want to watch the Teletubbies."

"Uh ok ok, I'll show you the Teletubbies, is that Maka Bacca oh Sidisi or something?"

"An'an said that was a garden baby." When it came to professional knowledge, Jiang couldn't help popularizing science:

The Teletubbies are the four with antennas on their heads and monitors on their stomachs.

The tallest one is named Ding Ding, the skin is purple, he is a boy.

If you look closely, you can find that Ding Ding often wears a lady's bag and occasionally wears a skirt.

Combined with the inverted triangle symbol on his head, it can be seen that Ding Ding represents gay.

The second tallest one is the one with green skin, his name is Dixie, and he is also a boy.

Dixie's complexion is the darkest of the four babies, and he often wears a tall hat.

Therefore, Dixie represents black people.

He means against war and against color discrimination.

The third baby is yellow, named Lala, and she is a girl.

Lala often dances in small skirts and likes to shoot a ball.

The soft ball represents femininity, from which we can know that the yellow baby represents lesbian|gay|X love.

This is one of the reasons why the word "lala" represents women|lesbians.

The smallest baby was red, named Po, or Po, and he represented the dwarf.

A seemingly unremarkable children's program actually contains many deep-seated things, which are of great educational significance.

Jiang Yan likes to watch Teletubbies, it can be said that he has great taste.

As expected of a child brought up by Jiang Ye.

After listening to Jiang Ye's explanation, Song Zu'an couldn't help casting admiring eyes at him.

I really can't see it...

Jiang also has such a deep research on children's programs.

Does he often secretly turn on his mobile phone to play this kind of video in the dead of night?

Jiang also watched the pictures of the Teletubbies, and it was really hard to make up his mind.

……

Jiang also complacently accepted the admiring gaze from Song Zuan, and said happily: "Okay, Ayan obediently watches TV, Mama and I have something to do."

Immediately without any explanation, he dragged Song Zuan upstairs.

Jiang Yan was completely attracted by the Teletubbies, and didn't notice their anxious expressions.

"An'an, I can't help it anymore." As soon as he entered the door, Jiang couldn't control his "salty pig hands".

Song Zuan felt strange, "Why... all of a sudden?"

"As soon as I mentioned the Teletubbies in skirts, I automatically imagined An An wearing a skirt..."

After Jiang also explained, he couldn't wait to push Song Zuan to the cloakroom.