I smashed the CP of me and the villain school grass
Chapter 3 Song Zu An Jiangye's Physical Education Theorem
"Damn it! I haven't bound the system given by the god of death yet. No wonder there is no broadcast of Jiang Ye's halo reduction!"
"Song...zu...an...you...are...saying...saying...what...what?"
"It's nothing."
Ye Lusu spoke too slowly, rivaling sloths, Song Zuan didn't really want to talk to her.
At this time, the most humane selection system mentioned by the god of death took the initiative to make a sound.
[Do you want to start binding? 】
It was a gentle female voice, and it sounded like the kind with a good temper.
Song Zu'an was very happy, and said silently: "Start binding."
[The system is starting...]
[Failed to start, a new version was detected, do you want to update? 】
"Don't update it now." Song Zuan had the system for the first time, and wanted to experience it quickly, so he couldn't wait for an update.
[The host cancels the update, the system is shut down. 】
……
3 minute later.
"Are you still in the system? Why is there no sound?"
[A new version is detected, do you want to update? 】
"Could it be that it won't work if you don't update it? Then... update it."
[Downloading update resource pack...]
【Download completed】
Song Zuan rubbed his hands expectantly.
[The resource pack is being installed, this process does not consume traffic]
"Hey can you hurry up?"
[The resource pack is being decompressed, this process does not consume traffic]
【The installation is complete, please restart】
"Quick, quick! Start!"
【turning on】
[The system needs to record audio, is the permission enabled? 】
"Oh, you are such an old cow pulling a broken cart-take your time!"
[The system needs your location information, do you want to enable permissions? 】
Song Zu'an held back his Zu'an soul, gnashing his teeth in his heart. "Open!"
[The system needs to access your address book, do you want to enable the permission? 】
"Don't ask any more, can you open them all?"
[All opening requires authorization to start automatically, is it authorized? 】
"Well, I don't want the system anymore, you pack up and die quickly..."
[The system has been set up and can be used normally——]
……
Song Zu'an breathed a sigh of relief, almost being pissed off by this system.
Didn't Reaper say that this is the most humane selection system?Got scammed again.
"System, didn't my performance last class eliminate some of Jiang Ye's aura as the protagonist?"
[The host has not activated the system in the last class, and there is no record of actions. 】
"So I've been busy for nothing?" Song Zu'an was frustrated. "Forget it, take your time with the matter of destroying the halo, I'm not in a hurry. What about the 1 million that the god of death said to give me as a gift? How do I get it?"
[The start-up capital of 1 million yuan has been transferred to the host card. 】
"Great! Where's the card?"
[The original owner Song Zuan only has one card, and the system has transferred 1 million to this card. 】
Song Zuan was suddenly puzzled, the original owner was a poor student, where did he get any card?
There is only a canteen meal card issued by the school.
"You didn't put 1 million into the meal card, did you..."
【Yes. 】
"you!"
Grass, three tones, a kind of plant.
What kind of family is taking 1 million meal cards?
"Hey... Song... Zu... An..." The tablemate Ye Lu quickly poked Song Zu'an's arm, pulling him out of the feeling of lovelessness.
"The next... section... is... physical... sports... class, we... let's... hurry up... next... go to... gather...together...."
"Physical education class? Isn't the physical education teacher sick?"
"No……"
Jiang Ye, as the class monitor, study committee member and physical education class representative, has already called everyone to gather in the playground.
"Can you move faster? I am really convinced by you poor people, you are always doing everything!"
"Hey... Brother Jiang Ye is so mighty, as expected of him—"
Isn't that impolite?Still say mighty?
If it weren't for the aura of the protagonist, this kind of person wouldn't be able to survive three and a half lines in the novel.
Jiang should also familiarize himself with and recite Article 11 of the "Code of Conduct for College Students" - use polite language, pay attention to the occasion when speaking, and be friendly.
Song Zuan leaned back on the seat, crossed his arms on his chest, and said in a flat tone, "I said, haven't you figured out the routines of this world? You don't understand the truth that physical education teachers must be sick?"
The world of this novel was originally created by Song Zuan, he is the creator.
Although it is a university background, but in his shocking writing, it is not much different from the middle school background.
This has also become a point of complaints from readers.
"Hey...Brother Jiang Ye said that the gathering is to gather together, Song Zu'an, you should listen to the squad leader, no matter how grandstanding you are, you won't attract Sun Zi's attention—"
"What? I caught Sun Zi's attention?"
Song Zu'an made a gesture of picking out earwax, he thought he heard it wrong.
There is no such setting in the script.
"I, Song Zu'an, will attract the attention of all her villains? Are you kidding me?"
After hearing this, Sun Zi put her hands on her hips and said confidently: "You still want to quibble about what you did yourself. Who put the love letter in my schoolbag yesterday?"
"You are born out of nothing!" Does he, the author, know if there is a love letter?
"Hey, it doesn't matter if you don't admit it. In short, you should remember that you Wangzai and all my villains are destined to have no results. Don't waste your efforts in vain."
When Sun Zi said this, his index finger directly poked the Wangzai icon on Song Zuan's chest, extremely arrogant.
Song Zu'an is a good man who doesn't fight with women, and doesn't want to conflict with Sun Zi. After all, it's a bit embarrassing for him to wear this Wangzai suit.
It's not that he has a hobby in this area, it's just that when he first wrote supporting roles, he used the keyword "spirit" in his appearance description.
Who knew it was this spirit?
Just like Song Dazhu named him Song Zuan, who knew it was Zuan?
He doesn't want to wear this Wangzai suit for a moment, so he must change it out immediately after school today!
The male protagonist Jiang who had been watching the play for a long time finally spoke: "Song Zu'an, are you very annoying today?"
"First, I'm not dragging, I'm...I'm telling everyone sincerely that the physical education teacher is sick."
"Hey...you are talking nonsense, I just saw the physical education teacher playing basketball on the playground by the window—"
Jiang also warned again: "Song Zu'an, if you stop everyone from gathering again, and the physical education teacher blames me later, I won't help you take the responsibility."
Song Zu'an smiled softly, "I will be responsible for what happens."
Jiang Ye is used to being domineering and domineering. With his excellent grades and prominent net worth, no classmate has ever dared to disobey his orders, and the former Song Zu'an was no exception.
Why is Song Zuan so courageous today?
"Okay, since you insist on pretending to be a jerk today, I won't stop you."
Jiang also retreated to advance, and continued: "Everyone go back to your seats, Song Zu'an will bear all the consequences for you."
After hearing Jiang Ye's words, everyone returned to their seats obediently.
Everyone waited for the bell to ring for class, and waited for the physical education teacher to rush in and ask the crime.
Ding ling ling ling...
"Hey, why are you sitting so neatly?" The teacher walked into the classroom with both doubt and surprise on his face.
"I thought I was going to call you on the playground."
The person who came in was Hua Beibei, a teacher who was recruited only this year. She was young, beautiful and energetic, and was in charge of teaching chemistry.
"What are you doing here?" Jiang Ye saw the chemistry teacher coming in, and his face darkened instantly.
Hua Beibei was stunned for a moment.
Such a pull, even a beautiful woman is fierce?
"Um... your physical education teacher is sick, chemistry is in this class." Hua Beibei smiled awkwardly.
------End of this chapter--
Ending eggs:
[Huabeibei]: The painting baby, the painting baby, the galloping wild horse and the thorny rose——
"Song...zu...an...you...are...saying...saying...what...what?"
"It's nothing."
Ye Lusu spoke too slowly, rivaling sloths, Song Zuan didn't really want to talk to her.
At this time, the most humane selection system mentioned by the god of death took the initiative to make a sound.
[Do you want to start binding? 】
It was a gentle female voice, and it sounded like the kind with a good temper.
Song Zu'an was very happy, and said silently: "Start binding."
[The system is starting...]
[Failed to start, a new version was detected, do you want to update? 】
"Don't update it now." Song Zuan had the system for the first time, and wanted to experience it quickly, so he couldn't wait for an update.
[The host cancels the update, the system is shut down. 】
……
3 minute later.
"Are you still in the system? Why is there no sound?"
[A new version is detected, do you want to update? 】
"Could it be that it won't work if you don't update it? Then... update it."
[Downloading update resource pack...]
【Download completed】
Song Zuan rubbed his hands expectantly.
[The resource pack is being installed, this process does not consume traffic]
"Hey can you hurry up?"
[The resource pack is being decompressed, this process does not consume traffic]
【The installation is complete, please restart】
"Quick, quick! Start!"
【turning on】
[The system needs to record audio, is the permission enabled? 】
"Oh, you are such an old cow pulling a broken cart-take your time!"
[The system needs your location information, do you want to enable permissions? 】
Song Zu'an held back his Zu'an soul, gnashing his teeth in his heart. "Open!"
[The system needs to access your address book, do you want to enable the permission? 】
"Don't ask any more, can you open them all?"
[All opening requires authorization to start automatically, is it authorized? 】
"Well, I don't want the system anymore, you pack up and die quickly..."
[The system has been set up and can be used normally——]
……
Song Zu'an breathed a sigh of relief, almost being pissed off by this system.
Didn't Reaper say that this is the most humane selection system?Got scammed again.
"System, didn't my performance last class eliminate some of Jiang Ye's aura as the protagonist?"
[The host has not activated the system in the last class, and there is no record of actions. 】
"So I've been busy for nothing?" Song Zu'an was frustrated. "Forget it, take your time with the matter of destroying the halo, I'm not in a hurry. What about the 1 million that the god of death said to give me as a gift? How do I get it?"
[The start-up capital of 1 million yuan has been transferred to the host card. 】
"Great! Where's the card?"
[The original owner Song Zuan only has one card, and the system has transferred 1 million to this card. 】
Song Zuan was suddenly puzzled, the original owner was a poor student, where did he get any card?
There is only a canteen meal card issued by the school.
"You didn't put 1 million into the meal card, did you..."
【Yes. 】
"you!"
Grass, three tones, a kind of plant.
What kind of family is taking 1 million meal cards?
"Hey... Song... Zu... An..." The tablemate Ye Lu quickly poked Song Zu'an's arm, pulling him out of the feeling of lovelessness.
"The next... section... is... physical... sports... class, we... let's... hurry up... next... go to... gather...together...."
"Physical education class? Isn't the physical education teacher sick?"
"No……"
Jiang Ye, as the class monitor, study committee member and physical education class representative, has already called everyone to gather in the playground.
"Can you move faster? I am really convinced by you poor people, you are always doing everything!"
"Hey... Brother Jiang Ye is so mighty, as expected of him—"
Isn't that impolite?Still say mighty?
If it weren't for the aura of the protagonist, this kind of person wouldn't be able to survive three and a half lines in the novel.
Jiang should also familiarize himself with and recite Article 11 of the "Code of Conduct for College Students" - use polite language, pay attention to the occasion when speaking, and be friendly.
Song Zuan leaned back on the seat, crossed his arms on his chest, and said in a flat tone, "I said, haven't you figured out the routines of this world? You don't understand the truth that physical education teachers must be sick?"
The world of this novel was originally created by Song Zuan, he is the creator.
Although it is a university background, but in his shocking writing, it is not much different from the middle school background.
This has also become a point of complaints from readers.
"Hey...Brother Jiang Ye said that the gathering is to gather together, Song Zu'an, you should listen to the squad leader, no matter how grandstanding you are, you won't attract Sun Zi's attention—"
"What? I caught Sun Zi's attention?"
Song Zu'an made a gesture of picking out earwax, he thought he heard it wrong.
There is no such setting in the script.
"I, Song Zu'an, will attract the attention of all her villains? Are you kidding me?"
After hearing this, Sun Zi put her hands on her hips and said confidently: "You still want to quibble about what you did yourself. Who put the love letter in my schoolbag yesterday?"
"You are born out of nothing!" Does he, the author, know if there is a love letter?
"Hey, it doesn't matter if you don't admit it. In short, you should remember that you Wangzai and all my villains are destined to have no results. Don't waste your efforts in vain."
When Sun Zi said this, his index finger directly poked the Wangzai icon on Song Zuan's chest, extremely arrogant.
Song Zu'an is a good man who doesn't fight with women, and doesn't want to conflict with Sun Zi. After all, it's a bit embarrassing for him to wear this Wangzai suit.
It's not that he has a hobby in this area, it's just that when he first wrote supporting roles, he used the keyword "spirit" in his appearance description.
Who knew it was this spirit?
Just like Song Dazhu named him Song Zuan, who knew it was Zuan?
He doesn't want to wear this Wangzai suit for a moment, so he must change it out immediately after school today!
The male protagonist Jiang who had been watching the play for a long time finally spoke: "Song Zu'an, are you very annoying today?"
"First, I'm not dragging, I'm...I'm telling everyone sincerely that the physical education teacher is sick."
"Hey...you are talking nonsense, I just saw the physical education teacher playing basketball on the playground by the window—"
Jiang also warned again: "Song Zu'an, if you stop everyone from gathering again, and the physical education teacher blames me later, I won't help you take the responsibility."
Song Zu'an smiled softly, "I will be responsible for what happens."
Jiang Ye is used to being domineering and domineering. With his excellent grades and prominent net worth, no classmate has ever dared to disobey his orders, and the former Song Zu'an was no exception.
Why is Song Zuan so courageous today?
"Okay, since you insist on pretending to be a jerk today, I won't stop you."
Jiang also retreated to advance, and continued: "Everyone go back to your seats, Song Zu'an will bear all the consequences for you."
After hearing Jiang Ye's words, everyone returned to their seats obediently.
Everyone waited for the bell to ring for class, and waited for the physical education teacher to rush in and ask the crime.
Ding ling ling ling...
"Hey, why are you sitting so neatly?" The teacher walked into the classroom with both doubt and surprise on his face.
"I thought I was going to call you on the playground."
The person who came in was Hua Beibei, a teacher who was recruited only this year. She was young, beautiful and energetic, and was in charge of teaching chemistry.
"What are you doing here?" Jiang Ye saw the chemistry teacher coming in, and his face darkened instantly.
Hua Beibei was stunned for a moment.
Such a pull, even a beautiful woman is fierce?
"Um... your physical education teacher is sick, chemistry is in this class." Hua Beibei smiled awkwardly.
------End of this chapter--
Ending eggs:
[Huabeibei]: The painting baby, the painting baby, the galloping wild horse and the thorny rose——
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