I smashed the CP of me and the villain school grass

ballet!

Is it the kind of dance where you put on a small skirt that can't even cover your buttocks, stand on your tiptoes, and then spin and jump gracefully?

Song Zuan, ballet.Who would have thought that there would be a connection between the two!

"Can you consider my personality when choosing a dance genre? You let me perform ballet with such a masculine man? It's not impossible, but I think I need to pay more."

[The system has exited the live broadcast room. 】

I'm speechless, this system is really good, every time I encounter a problem, I just run away.

It is indeed a system produced by Reaper, which perfectly inherits the characteristics of the pit.

When Song Zu'an signed up for the ballet project with Jiang Ye, Jiang Ye was obviously taken aback for a moment.

From his momentary astonishment, he could even read some self-blame.

He might blame himself for why he asked Song Zuan to dress up as a woman in the first place?

It's all right now, women's clothing is cool for a while, and women's clothing is always cool.

Song Zu'an must be obsessed with women's clothing!

"Uh...Jiang Ye, listen to my explanation."

"No, I understand."

"But I think you don't seem to understand..."

"I don't want you to think, I want me to think."

Forget it, people who understand you don't need to explain, why should people who don't understand you explain.

There is one more important thing right now——

How to shop for ballet performance costumes without breaking the rules?

For online shopping, if the size is not suitable, it will be too late to change, it is better to go to the mall to buy.

How about just handing over the task of buying ballet costumes to Hai Dai, isn't the apprentice just for cheating?

"What?! Master, you want to perform a ballet!"

When Haidai heard the news, he couldn't help shouting, Song Zuan quickly covered his mouth.

However, Luo Sifan, a PHS, still smelled gossip, and she immediately took the lead in booing in the class.

[Class A group chat]

[Luo Sifan]: Boom...heavy news!Today, this melon is authentic. If you want to listen, send me a 5 yuan red envelope.

[A classmate]: Is the news reliable?

[Luo Sifan]: Boom... It's definitely big news, about Song Zu'an!

[Roth fans have been banned by the administrator for 30 minutes]

"Who... who silenced me?!" Luo Sifan stuffed the phone back into the desk case, with a swollen face and twin ponytails, unexpectedly there was a hint of playfulness.

"Hey... who is going against this princess? I just want to say it today! Song Zu'an signed up for a ballet performance!"

The originally noisy class suddenly quieted down...

Three seconds later, bursts of laughter broke out again.

"What? Song Zu'an is going to carry out women's clothing to the end?"

"How can there be a thick-skinned person like Song Zu'an? I really hope he finds a prison sentence, if he can't do it, he will have to start over."

"Don't talk nonsense, why can't boys dance ballet? You are sexist!"

"I think Song Zu'an is quite handsome, dancing ballet may be a kind of cute contrast."

"Is it disgusting for a big man to dance ballet?!"

"Hey... Song Zu'an is simply too shameless——"

"It's another trick he's trying to get my attention."

……

Some of the students in the class supported Song Zuan, some supported Luo Sifen, and there was an indistinct tendency to fight against courtesy.

In the end, it was Jiang who suppressed the situation. "Shut up! My right hand writing the test paper is being disturbed!"

"Hey... Since Brother Jiang Ye won't let me make noise, I won't make noise—"

Seeing everyone shut their mouths, Song Zu'an let go of Haidai's mouth.

The master and apprentice spoke in a low voice.

"Master, you've already lost face anyway, go and buy it yourself."

"How could I leave you behind in shame?"

While chatting happily, Jiang Ye yelled out again: "Song Zu'an, go back to your own seat!"

Song Zuan was stunned, didn't Jiang really hate people approaching him?

Although the two are at the same table, they usually try to sit on both sides of the aisle of "North and South".

Now he actually asked Song Zuan to go back?

He said go back and go back?Isn't Song Zu'an very shameless?

"Slightly slightly, no!"

"I say it again, come back! Come!"

"I... I won't! Do you really think of yourself as a domineering male god?!"

Song Zuan stiffened his neck, arguing without any momentum.In the next second, Jiang Ye twisted his ears and pulled him back to his seat.

"Hey! Jiang Ye, stop! I hurt!"

"Ah—Jiang Ye, take it easy!"

The whole class watched this magical scene with their mouths wide open, and no one dared to raise any objections.

Jiang also threw Song Zuan on the seat roughly, and continued to do it...

...do the test paper.

"Damn the hero, you wait for me!" Song Zu'an gritted his teeth and stared at Jiang Ye's exquisite profile, and covered his red ears with his left hand.

-

On weekends, shopping plazas.

When Song Zu'an expressed her shopping needs, the shopping guide lady was obviously dumbfounded, but her good professionalism allowed her to quickly return to her standard smile.

"You bought it for your girlfriend, right?"

"Just be it."

"How tall is your girlfriend?"

"same as me."

Are there still high school girls who are 1.8 meters high these days?I really want to see it with my own eyes.

"Then your girlfriend's weight is..."

"It's the same as me, just recommend according to my figure."

The shopping guide made it difficult. She rummaged through the store's warehouse to barely find a few sets of dusty plus-size ballet performance costumes.

Even though it is already the largest size, Song Zuan is still a little too small to wear, and Haidai fits it just right.

I don't know if asking Haidai to perform can overwhelm Jiang Ye's limelight, this baby is pretty good looking too.

[Host, no. 】

"I knock! Can you hear me?!"

【The system is with you. 】

"Then don't you see me taking a shower every day?!"

【Yes. 】

"Then when I go to the bathroom..."

[Judging from the color of the host's recent excrement, the host's anger is too high, so he should relax his body and mind moderately. 】

"Uh..." It's really a frightening thing to think about!

Alas... this system, I really want to wrap it in bread crumbs and fry it in a frying pan until golden on both sides.

Song Zuan shook his head, and said to the shopping guide, "Give me two sets."

Hai Dai, who had been watching the excitement for a long time, stopped his gloating smile and asked, "Master, why buy two sets?"

"You do one thing, I do one thing."

Haidai's smile gradually froze, "But I don't know how to dance ballet..."

Silly boy, his point is that he can't dance ballet, not that he wants to wear ballet clothes.

"It's okay, you don't need to dance, you just need to wear it with me in the audience."

"Master, can I refuse?"

"No."

------End of this chapter--