I smashed the CP of me and the villain school grass

[Note: This episode has nothing to do with the main text, it is purely a product of weird brains, no need to consider the timeline, no need to take your brains to read. 】

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"Ah!!" Yan Xiao stepped on the small bench, looked at himself in the mirror, and was shocked.

This chubby little face, big flickering eyes, short and fat little hands...

It's clearly Ayan's body!

Impossible, this is impossible!

He jumped off the stool awkwardly and ran into the bedroom.

Lying on the bed was a man with fair skin and a cold face.

That is his body!

So he and Ayan... exchanged souls? !

Impossible, this must be a dream!

"Yan Xiao" couldn't accept that she became like this.

It's too soft and cute... Lord Reaper, who is high above you, can't be soft and cute!

With his current body, he can't even hold the sickle to harvest souls, how can he punish evil, promote good, get promoted and raise his salary to reach the pinnacle of life?

This is definitely a dream!

"Yan Xiao" fell to the ground and bit her round hand hard.

Painful, and milky, so real...

"Brother?" "Jiang Yan" on the bed gradually woke up.

He fumbled for the place next to him, but it was empty. Could it be that his brother ran away again?

"What about my big brother?!"

He sat up suddenly and looked around.

At a glance, I saw myself sitting on the ground... myself.

The eyes of the two met, and they were speechless.

How can I explain it so that a 5-year-old can understand the current situation?

Let alone a 5-year-old child, even a thousand-year-old Shinigami can't stand it.

"Yan Xiao" Pai Hui stood up from the ground, looked up at the person on the bed, and explained: "You may not believe it, but our souls have been swapped..."

Soul swap? !

"Jiang Yan"'s world-weary eyes, which were always half drooping, suddenly widened.

He never expected that something as interesting as a soul swap would happen to him.

Obviously he is just an ordinary kindergarten kid.

Since the souls are exchanged, does that mean that he now has the body of his brother? !

"Jiang Yan" turned over and got out of bed, and slipped into the bathroom.

This is the first time he can look in the mirror without stepping on a bench, the faucet can be easily screwed on, and the shower head in the bathroom can be removed at will...

Is this what it's like to be an adult?

"Jiang Yan." Reached out to touch the face, neck, abdominal muscles, and thighs of this body...

It's still cold, and my brother's body is so special.

But what is this big thing in front of you?Why don't children look like this?

"Jiang Yan" stretched out his hand and poked it, feeling weird.

Does every adult's body look like this?Or is it just my brother?

so fun……

"Ayan, you've been inside for so long, what are you doing?"

"Yan Xiao" raised her round hand and knocked on the door. After the door opened, the tall body of "Jiang Yan" appeared in front of her.

For the first time, he intuitively felt that he was quite tall.

He has a good figure and a pretty face.

"Brother, what is this?"

"Jiang Yan" directly poked somewhere superior in front of "Yan Xiao", and asked questions ignorantly.

"Yan Xiao" is now pressing against the human body, blushing extremely visibly.

"(?′0`?) My brother is blushing."

"Shut up! Don't touch me!" He made his signature frown, but when this expression appeared on a child's face, it would only make people feel cute and cute.

"Pack up and go to school, or you'll be late!"

This kid's body is really limited, his ability is greatly limited, and he can't complete long-distance teleportation.

They can only go to school in the way of normal people.

But, the one who should go to school now is actually "Yan Xiao".

In order not to arouse suspicion from others, it is natural that whoever looks like a child is sent to kindergarten.

"Brother, with my current appearance, I should not be able to go to kindergarten."

"Jiang Yan" blinked his eyes, crazily hinting at playing truant for a day.

He didn't want to be separated from his brother, and he didn't want his brother to go to school instead of him.

My brother should play with me.

Alas, in this situation, it is really not suitable to go to school, so I can only ask for leave for a period of time.

The specific number of days off depends on when they find a way to exchange their souls.

What happened last night that such a ridiculous thing happened...

"Yan Xiao" tries hard to remember.

The night before, he and Ayan took a shower and went to bed after finishing their homework as usual.

There is no such outrageous possibility of soul exchange caused by violent impact.

When he was wondering, his cell phone rang a few times.

It's an announcement from the work group.

[Group chat: Hell is empty, death is on earth]

[Judger]: Announcement, a ghost escaped from prison last night and is wandering around areas 7-15. Please cooperate with the lords of death to catch it!Please reply!

[Chuhe District 13]: ξ (?>?) Received;

[Fog Heart in District 8]: [Received.jpg]

[Nanziyang District 15]: Received;

[District 9 Red Lotus]: yes, sir!

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[Judger]: What is Yan Xiao @11 District doing? Why didn't you reply?

[Judger]: According to the investigation, ghost eaters are currently active in District 11, you have to be more vigilant!

[District 11 Yan Xiao]: Uh... can I ask, what abilities does a soul eater have?

[Judger]: Speechless, haven't you trained them?

[Chuhe District 13]: Hahaha, Brother Yan is still so cute.

[Judger]: The intern Reaper who was in the same period as you has become a regular, don't you feel a little bit ashamed? !

[Chuhe District 13]: Don't be angry, Brother Yan is missing a soul, you know it.

【Judger】: To protect him like this, why not send you to District 11 to assist him.Otherwise, his brain that shows off from time to time is really dangerous.

[Chuhe District 13]: Good!I will go overnight!

[District 11 Yan Xiao]: Can I refuse?

[Judger]: No way!

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Humble, Yan Xiao is so humble...

I just asked what abilities the soul eater has, and I was sprayed like this...

('-ω?) He didn't dare to talk about the soul swap between himself and Ayan.If this is said, maybe it will be sprayed out again.

There is also that annoying spirit in the 13th district, who can't be driven away in a hurry, and can't be beaten.

He has become a full-time employee and has additional abilities.Yan Xiao humbled again, woo woo woo...