I smashed the CP of me and the villain school grass

"Do you want me or do you want me?!" Chuhe sat directly on the lap of "Yan Xiao", shaking desperately.

A few strands of soft hair fell into the mouth of "Yan Xiao", he hurriedly pooh-poohed, and pushed the person away in disgust.

I didn't expect my brother to have such a friend...

Do they get along like this in private?Hug as soon as we meet?

It's not appropriate for such a big person to hug other people casually, right?

Could this person be my brother's girlfriend?Or a boyfriend?

Jiang Yan began to hate this blonde beauty.

After Chuhe was pushed away, he didn't feel embarrassed.

He casually went to the table and pulled a chair and sat down, with one hand on his chin and the other hand stroking his beautiful long hair.

"('-ω?) Brother Yan is still so ruthless, thanks to the fact that I think about you every day, can't you think about me?" Jiang Yan obeyed his brother's order without answering.

Chuhe muttered to himself: "You live with human beings, Lord Pluto will not agree. If I go to report you, you will never be able to become a regular in your life."

When he just drifted into the gate of the front yard, he saw two men sleeping in the living room.

His young heart has been shocked, when will Brother Yan be as obnoxious as him?

(╥_╥) When will sweet love be his turn?

"Brother Yan, why don't you explain why you live with humans?" Chuhe asked in a pretentious way.

He caught Yan Xiao's handle, which happened to force people to do something, hahaha.

He had already secretly laughed in his heart, but why did Yan Xiao in front of him have a neither salty nor light expression?

Doesn't he care most about his regularization?

This kind of threat is indifferent, and I haven't seen any improvement in my skills for a few years.

"Brother Yan, I'm talking to you. Since I entered the door, you haven't paid me a single word."

"Ah."

After getting a one-word response, Chuhe was stunned for a moment.

Then he said with a playful smile: "I'm asking you, why live with humans?"

"Oh."

Oh?

Chuhe was embarrassed on the spot.

He babbled so many words, but only got one word "oh" in exchange...

There was a big problem, and after not seeing him for a few years, Brother Yan became even more aloof.

I used to at least say "Get out, don't bother me."

Now he can only use um, ah, ah, etc. to perfunctory him. As expected, if he doesn't pester him for a day, he will change his mind!

"Brother Yan, how can you be so perfunctory to me? Do you know how much I begged for you from the Lord Judge?" Qiuhe got up and moved to sit next to "Yan Xiao", looking at him with watery eyes .

"Yan Xiao" had never seen red pupils before, he was a little fascinated...

Chuhe got closer, and suddenly smelled something unusual about "Yan Xiao".

He shrugged his nose and sniffed hard.

It's the taste of children!

"(?⊿?)? Brother Yan, you eat children?!"

Chuhe turned pale with fright, and only a few minutes after entering the door, he caught something one after another.

"How can you eat a child? You have no conscience!" He put his nose on the shoulder of "Yan Xiao" and sniffed repeatedly.

There is a lingering childish taste of milk and milk.

"Brother Yan, please explain!" Chuhe jumped anxiously by himself.The person involved had a calm Sima face.

It was obviously a matter between two gods, but it seemed like his one-man show.

"Brother Yan, if you ignore me again, I will really report you. Let me see how many crimes you have committed.

First, live with humans.

Second, eat children.

Third, for more than ten years, I haven't returned to the Temple of Hades to report and clock in. This is considered absenteeism.

Fourth, condone ghost eaters in your jurisdiction.

Fifth, the treatment of colleagues is not enthusiastic.

Sixth, when I hugged you, I didn't hug me back.

Seventh, there are often no bubbles in the group.

Eighth, don't like me.

Ninth, do not marry me.tenth,……"

Chuhe counted the crimes with his fingers, before he took off his shoes and fingered his toes, "Yan Xiao."

Quickly interrupted: "You might as well consider it my fault that you just entered the door with your left foot."

"That's fine, add another one. With so many crimes, don't you plan to bribe me? For example, promise something."

Chuhe looked at "Yan Xiao" with full expectation, and his pupils directly turned into a flickering heart shape.

"Ah!" Can you still do this?Jiang Yan was dumbfounded.

Chuhe keenly caught the joy that flashed in his eyes, "Brother Yan likes to watch the heart and mind? With me, you can watch it every day."

Why did he open and shut his mouth to let his brother be with him?

It seems that he is an annoying spirit who wants to pester his brother.

Jiang Yan must help his brother get rid of this annoying ghost.

"How could I like your things?" He cast a sideways glance in disgust, and immediately issued an order to evict the guest: "Have you finished speaking? Just leave as soon as you finish, I'm busy."

"What are you busy with?" Chuhe's mentality was too optimistic, and he was not awakened by the spray at all.

Relying on the fact that he was sent by the presiding judge, he predicted that Yan Xiao would not really drive him away, "You wouldn't be able to do it without me."

It's been almost 1000 years, and he hasn't become a regular yet. He even forgot the abilities of the trained ghosts. Such a hot chicken death god has no ability to catch ghosts by himself.

The real Yan Xiao was eavesdropping on their conversation in the bathroom, clenching her fleshy fists tightly.

He is clearly a heroic and skilled Reaper, how can he be said to be so useless?

After Chuhe belittled Yan Xiao, he began to flaunt himself again: "I've become a regular, and I'm hanging out with my brother, and I'll take you to catch ghosts every minute."

"Oh, then go grab it yourself, and remember to close the door when you leave." Jiang Yan didn't understand what a soul eater was.

And the presiding judge, Pluto...

Nagging... This man is really sick.

"(o'ω'o)? No, won't you go with me? Is it because you are afraid that I will be too good to overwhelm you?"

"I'll give you all the limelight, go grab it."

"??ω??)??? Don't you want to see the changes after becoming a regular? You are clearly most interested in these things..."

"Yeah yes yes." Jiang Yan replied very perfunctorily.

"(˙˙) So you just want to watch it?" Chuhe jumped up and stood in front of "Yan Xiao".

"Look, it's super cool." He hooked his mouth, looking confident.

A moment later, a pair of large black wings suddenly spread out from behind.

The wings came so suddenly that they blew up a lot of things on the table, the lamp overhead was shaking, and the smell of honeysuckle intensified.

"So handsome..." Little Yan Xiao in the dark looked at the pair of wings with envy.

(╥_╥) Huh huh...that's what the Shinigami-sama should look like.

"Uh..." "Yan Xiao" outside was also dumbfounded.

To be honest, he also thought it was cool, as cool as Altman, and really wanted his dad to buy a pair for himself.

"Do you want to experience the feeling of physical flying?" Chuhe extended his inviting hand in a gentlemanly manner.

After hesitating for a moment, "Yan Xiao" ruthlessly refused, "I won't go!"

Flying around, my brother will take him to experience it, so don't play with this bad guy who wants to take my brother away!

"Yan Xiao" said that he would not go, but in his heart he was really looking forward to it.

His little heart was beating fast, Chu He heard it clearly.

"You..." Chuhe frowned, silently folded his wings.

He glanced around the room without showing any trace, and suddenly teleported to "Yan Xiao", and stretched out his hand to strangle his neck.

"who are you?!"

When will the god of death still have a heartbeat?How dare you impersonate him, Brother Yan!

But he clearly came here because he felt Yan Xiao's energy, which means that the real Yan Xiao is also in this room.

"No wonder I felt the breath of a child just now, you brat, you are quite courageous..." He strengthened his hands a little bit, wanting to press Yan Xiao's whereabouts.

Suddenly a red toilet stick was thrown towards him, and Chuhe caught it with his hands.

"Let him go." The milky child stood at the door of the bathroom with his hips akimbo, with a murderous look on his pretty face.

Alas... After tossing all night, I was still busy and was discovered...

With the appearance of Xiao Yan Xiao, the aura of the god of death became stronger by three points.

Chuhe let go of "Yan Xiao"'s hand, teleported to the little Yan Xiao and squatted down, and sniffed it closely.

"Are you a dog?" Little Yan Xiao took half a step back in disgust.

Chuhe pursed his mouth, and gradually wrinkled his face into a mask of pain, "Brother Yan, you..."

Well, add another crime: exchanging souls with human beings without permission.

"(??ω???) How could it be like this? I can't do anything like this."

"It's best not to let go."

"Brother Yan is so ruthless, so indifferent..." Qiuhe pursed his mouth in aggrieved way, if there was a handkerchief, he would definitely bite it.

Little Yan Xiao ignored his grievances, and went to Da Jiang Yan to comfort him first.

He was strangled just now, he must be very wronged.

"('-ω?) Brother, he bullied me..."

"Ayan, be good. When your body changes back, my brother will bully you back."

Good guy, the person involved is still here, just discuss revenge matters openly and aboveboard.

Chuhe, who was standing next to him, looked confused, "Brother? You still call humans brothers and sisters?"

Very good, one more crime: making friends with human beings without permission.

Little Yan Xiao turned his face and glared at him, "It's none of your business. If you can help us get our souls back, you can stay here. If you can't, just turn left when you go out."

"Of course I have a solution." Chuhe promised with a slap on his chest.

Isn't it just a change of soul?Wouldn't it be enough to catch that soul eater and let him change it back?

If you don't talk about Yan Xiao's spicy chicken, if you don't even know about it, your future is bleak...

(￢_￢) I am afraid that the position of the intern Death God is also obtained through connections.