I smashed the CP of me and the villain school grass

"If you feel lonely, you can catch a few little ghosts to play with. Why bother with human children?"

Chuhe tried his best to persuade him that what he said was not all out of disapproval of his love rival.

Jiang Yan was able to walk into Yan Xiao's heart. He was indeed a little envious, but it was more of a rational dislike.

Pluto strictly forbids any intersection between priests and humans.

If she found out that Yan Xiao was hanging out with humans, and he was still a kid with no hair... wouldn't it overthrow the entire Netherland?

Furthermore, as a human being, Jiang Yan has to experience life, old age, sickness and death, how does he treat Yan Xiao, who is always 21 years old?

"Brother Yan, I'm not discussing with you now, but a clear warning to stop thinking about Jiang Yan." Qiuhe said in a cold voice with a serious expression.

He won't sue behind his back, but if Yan Xiao is obsessed with his obsession, sooner or later this kind of thing will reach Pluto's ears.

He doesn't want the object he likes to be punished because of humans...

Chuhe spread out his palm, condensed a small bottle of colorless potion, raised his eyes and said, "After drinking this bottle of milk, forget about that cub."

His hand was spread out in front of Yan Xiao, Yan Xiao pursed his lips, and pushed it back without hesitation.

It was originally a wonderful night, but what Chuhe said made the atmosphere depressing.

Sure enough, he shouldn't be allowed to come to District 11, it's so annoying.

"Take back the medicine, I won't drink it."

"No, you have to drink."

"I don't drink."

"You want to drink."

"Don't drink."

"drink."

……

The two were arguing endlessly between drinking and not drinking, and the ghost lying on the ground opened his mouth quietly: "Would you like to give me a drink?"

It wants to forget the humiliating experience of being beaten by humans tonight...

"Well, let's drink it for you." Yan Xiao quickly grabbed the potion and threw it to the soul eater.

"Hey, it's very precious!" Chuhe didn't have time to stop him, his medicine had already been chewed into his stomach by the ghost with the glass bottle.

Appetite...

"(╥_╥) That's the medicine I paid a lot of money for, it's just a bottle, woo woo woo..."

Chuhe looked at the soul eater who was still babbling, feeling very sorry.

Yan Xiao spread his arms and said that he had nothing to do with me, "This is the price for your meddling."

After finishing speaking, he added: "Don't worry about my affairs, I have my own measure, and I won't go as far as you said."

Chuhe asked, "Do you know the Zhenxiang Theorem?"

Yan Xiao shook his head, "I don't know..."

Busy with the baby all day, of course I don't know.

Don't even know this kind of commonsense theorem, and there is no internet in the village?

Chuhe shook his head resentfully, heaved a long sigh, and then seriously popularized science: "The Zhenxiang Theorem, also called the Jingze Theorem, was proposed by the famous philosopher Wang Jingze. When he asserts that he rejects someone or something, and When he declares that even if the body dies due to lack of intake of nutrients, or the body falls from a high place to a horizontal position and dies, he will not accept other people's nutrition supply, he will definitely make the following voice for some reason: Really fragrant!"

After listening to Chuhe's explanation, Yan Xiao was still in the fog.

"Say something that people in the underworld can understand."

"To put it simply, it means don't talk too much, or you will be slapped in the face if you can't do it in the future."

"Oh..." Yan Xiao pondered for two seconds, then confidently patted his chest and assured: "Put your heart in your stomach, I will definitely not be really fragrant."

……

Chuhe couldn't beat him, so after helping them exchange their souls, he brought the ghost back to the Netherland alone.

Jiang Yan who got his body back was extremely happy, because he could let his brother take a bath for him again...

At this moment, Yan Xiao couldn't look directly at this younger brother.

Just now someone raised his mind, and he felt a little shaken in his heart.

Although his seniority is not right, he just regards Jiang Yan as his younger brother...

"Brother, what are you thinking?" Jiang Yan wrapped around Yan Xiao's left leg like a little koala.

"Uh... didn't think about anything."

"Then brother is going to help me take a bath, I want a little yellow duck." Jiang Yan was simple-minded and didn't think much about it.

He cheered happily and ran to the bathroom, Yan Xiaomo followed slowly.

When he was taking a bath, his eyes drifted and his expression was extremely unnatural.

The smart and quick-witted little Jiang Yan could easily catch his changes, so he stretched out his small foam-covered hands to hold Yan Xiao's face.

The childish voice asked: "What's wrong with brother today? You don't even dare to look at me."

Yan Xiao's cheeks became hot, and he hesitated and said, "No...it's nothing."

"Hee hee hee, brother, you have to tell me if you're unhappy." Jiang Yan let go of his little hand, and turned to play with the little yellow duck in the water.

With such a childish and cute appearance, she is still a child.

Yan Xiao sighed in his heart that he was thinking too much, which tarnished the innocence of this child.

Maybe Ayan just simply likes people who are older than him.

Yan Xiao drove away those weird thoughts in his heart, and asked with the attitude of a real brother: "Ayan, do you like brother?"

"(?) I like ducks." Jiang Yan answered without hesitation while holding the duckling.

"Then do you like the long-haired brother just now?"

"(?'へ'?) I don't like it."

Uh, from this point of view, Ayan doesn't just look at his face and age.

Could it be that what Ayan likes is the fact that his body is cold?

Yan Xiao asked again: "Why don't you like that elder brother with long hair? His body is also cold."

"But he wants to take my brother away, and Ayan doesn't like him."

Tsk, why do I feel a sense of possessiveness indistinctly...