I smashed the CP of me and the villain school grass

The first test is Chinese, Song Zuan naturally has no problem.

On Haidai's side, after being forced to cram his feet the night before, he was able to answer all the ancient poems silently.

What is the sentence in "Po Qinhuai" that describes the unique nighttime scenery of the Qinhuai River?

"Ham, it's as easy as flipping the palm of your hand. I just watched it last night. Isn't it just a smoke cage, cold water, moon cage sand, night mooring Qinhuai near a restaurant."

What is Su Shi's famous line in "Red Cliff Fu" lamenting that life is short and yearning for the eternity of the river?

Of course, Hai Dai has memorized such a classic sentence.

"Sorrow the moment of my life, envy the infinity of the Yangtze River."

"As expected of Master, this Haikou review method is so useful!"

It was another day when I was grateful that I had worshiped a good master.

After returning to the classroom from the examination room, Haidai hugged Song Zuan happily.

"Master, do you have any other ways to review for tomorrow's math test?"

"Mathematics... Mathematics is a very special subject, and there is really nothing you can do as a teacher."

"I don't believe it, Master, you must have a way!"

"In terms of mathematics, if you encounter a problem that you don't know, you should look up and ask God. After all, human calculations are not as good as heaven's calculations, and human calculations are easy to make mistakes."

Song Zuan refused to teach new review methods, so Haidai had no choice but to continue to use the Haikou review method.

He took out his mobile phone, wanting to follow the message Song Zuan sent last night.

"Wait first! The Haikou review method is not suitable for mathematics. You'd better read more books and do more questions honestly.

"But Master, I have no motivation to study."

Not motivated to study?Coincidentally!Song Zuan just happened to know a review method, which is specially for those who are not motivated to study.

"Then as a teacher, I will reluctantly teach you another review method-"Beauty Camera Review Method". "

The so-called "beauty camera review method" is to take a few selfies with the beauty camera before the exam.

At this time, reviewers will be obsessed with their prosperous beauty and cannot extricate themselves, and finally find that only by studying hard can they match such a perfect appearance.Thus generating an inexhaustible learning motivation.

Although Hai Dai is only 1.7 meters tall, his face can be regarded as pretty.This beauty camera review method should be very applicable.

"I have personally tried this review method for my teacher, and it is very effective. I don't tell ordinary people."

"But Master, I'm not such a narcissistic person, I won't be obsessed with my appearance..."

"Are you not narcissistic?"

"I'm certainly not narcissistic."

"Really not narcissistic?"

"I'm not narcissistic."

"Hey..." Song Zuan sighed, "What a good review method, but it is useless because you are not narcissistic? Maybe it's because you are not as handsome as me. If you look as handsome as me, it is difficult to not be self-absorbed." Lian... right Jiang Ye?"

Jiang Ye: ...

What does this tell us?

You have to be narcissistic.

"Uh... Since you are not handsome enough, my good student, then this beauty camera review method is useless to you. Master will teach you another trick, which you must have heard before, and it is well-known in the review world!

Can be called a must!Let other review methods catch up!unrivaled—

Hanging review method! "

The so-called hanging review method uses the principle that people will recall their whole life before they die.

Then the reviewer only needs to hang himself before the exam, and he will recall the content of the textbook he has studied. At this time, the reviewer will immediately break free, and the effect of recalling all the knowledge points before the exam can be achieved.

Hai Dai did what he said. He immediately found a tree with a crooked neck in the school, and tied a knot on the sleeve of the school uniform as a hanging tool.

He mustered up the courage to stick his head in...

"Hey! Haidai, what are you doing? Come down for me!"

Li Deshu, who came out of the teacher's cafeteria after eating, happened to see the horrifying scene of Hai Dai hanging from the crooked tree, so he hurried over to stop it.

"You are so young, why can't you think about it so much? If something happens, tell the teacher, don't hang yourself!"

"Ms. Li, I'm not...I just want to review math."

"We can take our time if we don't get in the review, why should we hang ourselves?"

"Teacher, math is really too difficult. I hung here for a while just now, and I can't remember anything."

Li De untied the knots on the sleeves of the school uniform several times, five times and two times, and rescued Haidai.

"Is it because I usually put too much pressure on you? You are going to hang yourself because you can't review math well?"

"Teacher, you misunderstood me. I didn't intend to hang myself, I... well, I did hang myself, but I hanged myself to review."

"The teacher knows that you just didn't study well, that's why you hang yourself."

"no……"

"I understand. I am too demanding and put so much pressure on you. Tell me, what will you do before you give up the idea of ​​committing suicide?"

"Teacher, I'm not..."

"How about exempting you from homework this winter vacation?"

"Teacher, I really don't... exempt homework? Deal!"

How did you promise so readily?

Li Deshu felt as if he had been tricked. Could it be that this kid played a trick to get him to be exempted from homework?

He immediately shook his head again, pushing the thought out of his mind.

Haidai is such a naive and simple boy, how could he deceive the teacher?

"Then it's settled, I will exempt you from homework during the winter vacation, and you are not allowed to hurt yourself again in the future."

"Okay, thank you teacher!"

Haidai returned to the classroom happily, his smile was brighter than the autumn chrysanthemums.

"Master, you are amazing, your hanging review method is really useful!"

"Why, have you recalled all the knowledge points?"

"No, I don't have to do my winter vacation homework."

Hai Dai told Song Zu'an all about the conversation he had with the class teacher just now.

Song Zuan regretted it very much.

If I knew it earlier, I wouldn't have told Haidai such a good review method, and I don't know if it's too late to go down and hang myself?

"No, I can get a full score in the exam and I can be exempted from homework. Why should I panic?"

"Good apprentice, since you like Master's review method so much, I will teach you another one for Master."

"Yeah!"

"The method I want to teach you as a teacher is--"Review Method of Continuing Together". "

This method is extremely insidious, and has been used by demons and heretics in the learning world, and we have always regarded it as a forbidden technique.

But now, the math test is looming.As a teacher, I will tell you this review method at the risk of being condemned by God.

Yazi, who Song Zuan spoke in a serious manner, seemed to be confessing his last words.

"Master, just teach me a review method, why do you make it look like a farewell on the deathbed?"

"Who is dying, who is saying goodbye?"

"Master is dying, I bid farewell."

"I won't teach you anymore!"

"Hey, don't! I'm dying, master farewell."

"That's about the same, let me tell you..."

The so-called "review method of the same end" is to share the novel "I smashed the CP of me and the villain school grass" written by the antenna sister-in-law with the classmates in the class.

Let students click in to read novels with curiosity, thus consuming their study time, so as to achieve the effect of reducing the test scores of competitors.

"Okay! I will share the novel that Master said to everyone now."

"Ah? You just agree? Is it so immoral? Don't you need to pretend to hesitate? Is it just so shameless?"

Why are you so thick-skinned, who did you follow?

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