I smashed the CP of me and the villain school grass

"Okay, okay, I already know about Jiang Ye and Jiang Yi, how do I leave this dream?"

[The dream escape program is starting...]

【?Startup failed! ! 】

[It seems that this function is still to be perfected, I have to give feedback to Death God. 】

The system talked to itself, completely ignoring Song Zuan.

"Hey, what do you mean? So how do I leave this dream now?"

[Host, there may still be bugs in the dream escape program. I have already reported it to Death, and he will give an answer soon. 】

Only then did Song Zuan realize that he had been cheated.

He used this dream tracking technique without asking anything clearly. From the very beginning, the system simply regarded him as a guinea pig for testing this skill!

Difficult, it is so difficult to be a man, it is even more difficult to be a man, and it is even more difficult to be a man chosen by death!

[Host, you are still a child, you... are not a man, don't flaunt yourself easily. 】

"Do you have to hurt people like this when you make a system?"

[Host host, Lord Reaper is calling, and the system will connect you immediately. 】

Before the system's voice fell, the roar of the god of death rushed out impatiently. "Song Zu'an! Don't you know that I'm busy with business? You still have to ask me about such a trivial matter! You can't even operate a skill! You can go out as long as you pass the dream test!

What grows around the neck is for thinking, not for decoration!

You distracted me like this, what if I take another wrong head!This year's year-end bonus is gone!Not to mention, business is busy!farewell! ! "

[Beep... The call is over...]

Song Zu'an's mouth was open, and he was stunned by the spray.

"('-ω?) I'm so wronged, but I won't say it."

[Host, the system has remembered, you only need to pass the dream test to escape. 】

"(╥_╥) I'm not deaf, I heard what the god of death said. What dream test? Give me a good time."

[Dream trial is starting...]

[Number of people in this trial: 98/100]

【Please wait for the rest of the players to enter...】

[Player Gu Moxian and Frappuccino are lost, the trial begins...]

"What do you mean? There are other players besides me??"

[At this moment, there are system holders from all over the world who are falling into the dream. What the host has to do is to defeat everyone else.Only No.1 is eligible to escape! 】

"What if I don't get No.1?"

[Repeat the battle until you get No.1. 】

"Fighting... Do you want to fight? Then I can do it!" Song Zu'an compared his biceps and triceps, his face was full of confidence.

[Civilized people in a civilized society, this dream trial focuses on convincing others with their talents. It is a question answering competition, not a fight! 】

"Answering questions, am I better at it? What competition system?"

[Questions are answered in the form of multiple-choice questions, and all system holders gather together.Those who answered wrong were eliminated directly, and those who answered correctly continued to the next question until there was only one person left. 】

【Welcome everyone to the Dreamland Trial. I am Kong Fuzi, the proctor of this trial. All players, please prepare! 】

Just after the system introduced the rules of the game, Confucius' voice resounded throughout the space, and the surrounding scenes began to change.

Song Zu'an and the other 97 players appeared together in a place full of technological sense. There were large blue light and shadow screens on the front, back, left, and right sides, and a blue footprint flashed by every step he took.

[Host, there is no communication between players, please stop looking for the beautiful young lady in your eyes. 】

"Then what's the point of you bringing everyone together?"

【The host doesn't think it's interesting to see other people feel annoyed and remorseful because they can't answer the questions? 】

"Man in charge?"

[Please listen to the first question! 】

A small screen showing the topic popped up in front of everyone's eyes, and there were two options AB embedded at the bottom of the screen.

[The characters appearing in the following options, who is more handsome? 】

【A? Lord Reaper】

【B? Myself】

The rest of the players were still torn between flattering and telling the truth, while Song Zuan chose option B without hesitation or thinking.

"How can you be a host if you don't even have the confidence to be a human being?"

At the end of the countdown, all players made their own choices, and Confucius officially announced the answer.

Everyone's screens instantly turned into two different colors, some were red and some were green.

Boulders fell from the sky one after another, and the player with the red screen was crushed to death on the spot.

[Host don't panic, it's just the avatar that was smashed to death. 】

"Σ(?д?)?? No, I was just thinking...fortunately I'm green..."

[Announce the correct answer. The god of death in option A is not a human being, so the more handsome person should choose option B. 】

[This question eliminates 67 players, leaving 31 players. 】

"It's so miserable. Those people didn't even understand why they died just now. Why are you flattering the god of death? You should die now..."

[Please listen to the second question! 】

[I met a demonized penguin in the icy North Pole and couldn't find a weapon to defend myself. What should I do now? 】

【A? Sprinkle urine to make an ice sword】

【B? Complaining to Death about the system's inaction】

"Hahaha piss to make an ice sword, I laughed so hard!"

[The host hasten to choose!The time is almost up! 】

"Of course I choose B!"

"This is the 2B theorem proposed by the philosophers of this university. Whenever the answer to the second question cannot be found, choose option B to insinuate that the questioner is 2B."

"The logical rigor of this theorem is second only to the Zhenxiang theorem proposed by the well-known gourmet Wang Jingze."

[The host wants to complain about this system, this answer must be wrong! 】

"I've been displeased with you for a long time."

[Announce the correct answer, because penguins grow in the Antarctic, so if you encounter a penguin in the North Pole, you must report to Death that the system has no common sense.Choose option B! 】

[This question eliminates 0 players, leaving 31 players. 】

【The clown is actually myself...】

[Please listen to the third question! 】

[What should I do if something is dropped? 】

【A? Pick it up】

【B? Replace with a blank】

"(′?ω?)? What the hell? Replace with blanks? What do you mean??"

"If something goes wrong, there must be a demon. I will choose this and replace it with a blank! But the first two questions are B... This... No, I can't hesitate, the first feeling is very important!"

...End of this chapter...

Gift Thanks:

【Frappuccino/. 】

[Bring a jar of sugar. 】

【Xiaomi】

【Gu Moxian】

【Feng Yu (Unlimited Love Sister-in-law)】