I smashed the CP of me and the villain school grass

"Zhao Shuping, what do you mean? I came to pay New Year's greetings with good intentions, but you actually issued an order to evict guests? Don't you want my red envelopes?" The aunt took out two red envelopes from her pocket, her face full of pride.

"There are 250 yuan in each of these two red envelopes. You are so poor, don't you want it? When you came here, you thought Song Wennuan was dead, so you only included two. Don't mind."

Song Zu'an replied unceremoniously: "Since there are already two 250, there should be no shortage of taxi fares, so you can take a taxi by yourself, and you will be safe!"

Are you all right? ?Is this some new kind of farewell vocabulary?

"Cut, you really are a scumbag. Don't come to Wuyang is such a simple idiom that even my wife understands its meaning. It seems that Song Zu'an and you have read these books for nothing. Can the total score of the final exam catch up with our Xingxing class?" Class scores?"

When it came to grades, my aunt became more confident, and Xu Xingxing also proudly puffed out her chest.

is an A...

"Our Xingxing scored 723 points in the final exam this time, and is No. 10 in the class. As long as Song Zuan can get half of the Xingxing, the 250 yuan will be given to you."

So speechless, where did this great aunt get the confidence to think that people want her 250 yuan?

Bielai Wuyang refers to "Don't come, I'm safe", I don't even understand this.

If it weren't for the "Code of Conduct for Middle School Students" that said to respect the elders, Song Zu'an directly wanted to throw this family into the trash can of harmful garbage.

"Auntie, no one cares about your 250 yuan, understand?"

"I understand. When collecting New Year's money, it is important to refuse two rounds. Don't be embarrassed, your family is in such a difficult situation, it is right for your aunt to help you."

Since he didn't leave after being given so many opportunities, then don't blame Song Zu for being ruthless!

"Auntie really wants to help our family so much?"

"Yes, my aunt is not the kind of person who would dislike poor relatives. As long as you study hard, 250 will definitely be yours.

As for your sister, she probably won't live for a few days, so just give the 250 to her, it's so pitiful. "

Song Zu'an stared and thought for a while, how much money should be given to this aunt?

"Auntie, our family is really poor. If you want to get relief, 250 may not be enough."

"Not enough? Otherwise, how much do you want? Let me put the ugly words first. If your test score is not half of the star, I will not give you the lucky money."

"What if my score is more than half of Xu Xingxing's?"

"Impossible, bragging is more practical." The auntie did not hide the mocking smile on her face.

The total score of Song Zuan's previous final exam has been hovering around 80 points, not even 90 points.

How could there be half of Xu Xingxing?

"Auntie, I haven't checked my score yet, if my score is more than half of Xu Xingxing's, you can give me 1 yuan if I exceed 500 point, how about it?

Of course, I can't let my aunt do loss-making business. If my score is lower than half of Xu Xingxing's, I will give my aunt 1 yuan for 1000 point lower. "

My aunt's eyes were shining at that time, is there such a good thing in the world?

But she immediately had some doubts. "How can you lose so much money to me? Don't you just tease your aunt? You have to get some deposit first, otherwise if you play later, where can I reason?"

(?°???°)? This is very thoughtful for Song Zuan.At the suggestion of the aunt, the two parties established a written agreement.

Xu Xingxing is not as aggressive as her aunt, she is a little worried about this gamble. "Mom, the 10 is our family's entire deposit. What if we lose?"

"I really have no ambition. What is there to be afraid of in mere Song Zu'an? Don't worry, Mom will win you another 10 today."

The auntie laughed from ear to ear, she hurriedly urged Song Zuan to check the grades.

In fact, Song Zuan already knew his final grades long before the holiday, and he was the first in the grade with a total score of 996 points.

Poor big aunt, the whole family will be ruined by her.

Song Zu'an logged into the educational administration system pretending to be flustered, and then pretended to be shocked.

"How could it be, how could I pass the exam like this?!"

[Host, your acting skills are a bit clumsy and exaggerated...]

"Hahaha, it must be because I passed the exam!" The aunt's smile gradually became presumptuous.

She snatched Song Zuan's phone. "9...9...6?!"

The aunt was immediately dumbfounded.

Her face showed 3 points of doubt, 3 points of shock, 4 points of loneliness, and 90 points of wanting to start over.

"996? You passed 996?! Are your test papers different? Is your school's full score a thousand points?"

"Auntie, look at what you said, our city's unified examination has the same test papers as Xu Xingxing's school. Let me help you calculate how much you will lose."

Half of 723 is 361.5, rounded to 362.

Subtract 996 from my 362 to get 634.I made an agreement with my aunt, and I will give 500 yuan for more than one point, so the 634 points are...

317000 yuan!

"Auntie, for those who celebrate the New Year, I will give you a zero and you will get 31."

Xu Xingxing's family has a total deposit of more than 10 yuan. He planned to buy a car in the new year, but now he lost 31 yuan...

Where can I get 31?

"Auntie just made a joke with you, do you really take it seriously? At worst, I'll give you the 250 yuan!"

"No, no, my aunt's family is so rich, she just said she wanted to help our family, but now she wants to renege on the debt, right? Could it be that my aunt can't come up with 31?"

"You're talking nonsense! How could I not even get 31?"

Xu Xingxing was sweating profusely on the side. She just bragged to her classmates that her family was going to buy a new car when school started. What should she do now? "Cousin, we are such close relatives, how much does it hurt to talk about money?"

Zhao Shuping was kind by nature, so she also persuaded her. "Zuan, why don't you forget it? 31 is too much for your aunt. Let's add a zero, and forget about 30."

"Okay, listen to my mother, it will cost 30."

Turning to look at my aunt, she was dawdling, and had no intention of transferring money at all.

"Auntie, your family is so rich, you won't renege on your debts, right?"

"I...my phone is out of battery and I can't turn it on."

Song Zuan fished out a data cable casually.

"Your cable is for Android, so I can't use it with my phone."

Song Zuan fished out another Apple data cable.

"you you……"

"No matter what brand my aunt's mobile phone is, I have a cable here." Song Zuan took out another typc-c data cable and put it in front of my aunt.

"Or is it that my aunt can't transfer money? I can do it for you."

He reached for his aunt's phone and unlocked it with his face.

"Ah? My aunt's balance is less than 30. What should I do? It's only 11. Then my aunt owes me 19 now."

Song Zu'an mercilessly transferred all the balance.

"Thank you, auntie, for the New Year's money. Let's take back these two 250, lest I have no money to take a taxi home—"

"you!"

"Auntie, let's go quickly. If you stay at my house again, you may lose to nothing but your pants. After all, you are a lady. If you really want to lose to only your pants, it will be very ugly."

The auntie left cursing.

Song Zu'an decided to spend part of the money to send a red envelope for the New Year to his apprentice. When he thought of Haidai's expression of gratitude to his master after receiving the red envelope, he couldn't help being happy.

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