I smashed the CP of me and the villain school grass

Song Zu'an explained to the fans the reason why there was no live broadcast overnight.

[Hello, my dears, your favorite Mr. Song accidentally got caught in the rain tonight and had a fever, so I couldn't live broadcast on time, I am deeply sorry.

But you don't have to worry too much, I just have a fever of 40 degrees, and it will be fine with an injection. 】

Fans heard that Teacher Song was ill, and sent their best wishes one after another.

[Tianhe]: 40 degrees? !Mr. Song is awesome!

[Yan Moqi]: It wasn't a car accident?I was sloppy.

[Jingluo]: Teacher Song must be freed as soon as possible.

……

Song Zuan: "You call this a fan?"

[Host, you will be punished by God for lying, how could you have a fever of 40 degrees? 】

"Isn't 38 rounded up to 40?"

Besides, the system still has the nerve to criticize Song Zuan for lying?

As far as it is connected with the lie told by the god of death, it can directly circle the earth twice.

The next day...

Sunshine Milk Tea Shop.

Song Zuan hugged a bunch of comic books and couldn't put them down.

Yong Tianqi sat across from him with a smug expression on his face.

"Look at how promising you are. My sister's family still has a lot of comics, One Piece, Conan...all of them. There are also various peripherals and figures..."

Then she lowered her voice and said mysteriously, "Hey, what about what I want?"

"Here—" Song Zuan didn't even lift his eyes, he casually pushed over a paper bag with two pairs of trousers lying inside. "Buy one get one free, brother Zaan, you can rest assured."

"As expected of you, I'm relieved to entrust you with the task of confession!"

"of course."

Song Zuan was full of comic books, so he agreed casually.

It took a while to realize something was wrong.

"What confession?"

Yong Tianqi lowered his head slightly, pursed his lips, and said shyly, "I decided to confess my love to Jiang."

"It's okay for you to confess, but what does that have to do with me?"

"Of course this has something to do with you!" The girl pursed her lips and said arrogantly: "It's not like you don't know that I have a thin skin, confession or something, I don't know."

It's so ridiculous, the mastermind who ordered others to steal the pants actually said that she was thin-skinned!

Song Zuan spread his hands helplessly, "If you don't know how, I will?"

"I don't care, anyway, you have to confess for me. We have such a deep friendship, why can't you make such a small contribution for me?"

"I just want to take a toilet bowl and drain the water out of your mind right now."

How can a normal person come up with such a trick to find someone instead of confessing?

Grab the asparagus!

And still find a boy, is that plausible?

Of course, it's not appropriate to go to a girl.

"Anyway, I won't help you this time. Even if you have to confess your love, someone else will replace you. Even if you get married, someone can replace you."

It's wonderful to marry a beautiful wife!

Song Zu'an continued to search for an excuse to refuse, "Also, Jiang also doesn't want to see me now."

"Huh? Did you quarrel?"

"It's not because of you. He was caught taking off his pants yesterday, and he thought I liked him!"

What are you kidding?I, Song Zuan, will like him?

He also blushed embarrassingly to himself...

According to me, there is no need for this at all!

"So do you understand? Jiang Ye has now mistakenly thought that I have a crush on him. If you ask me to confess my love again, I will never be able to clean up by jumping into the Yellow River."

After listening to these words.

Not only did Yong Tianqi not realize the seriousness of the problem, but he felt it was wonderful.

"It's because he misunderstood now, so you have to seize the opportunity to explain clearly. This is a love letter written by me. Give it to him for me. By the way, explain clearly that everything before is because of me."

Ah, why does it seem to make sense?

"There are too many people who send love letters to him every day. He always throws them away. All the letters I sent have disappeared. Now this one, brother Zu'an, you must deliver it for me!"

With tears in his eyes, Yong Tianqi stuffed the envelope into Song Zu'an's hands in a serious manner.

It's like the last request before a heroic death.

"Please, brother Zaan!"

"But I have no reason to approach him."

"Didn't I arrange him to be your coach before? This opportunity is not enough? Young people, you must know how to be content."

……

In the afternoon, Jiang also stood in the cloakroom in a daze.

Facing the two empty drawers, he couldn't help doubting his life.

"Where are my size 7 and 8 pants?"

"Song Zu'an... took my trousers?! He took two of them as soon as he took them, and I gave him the one on his own initiative, so he has to wear three at a time?!"

"Is it so small? Doesn't it feel tight to wear three?"

Moral bankruptcy!

Ding dong... You have a new message.

[Song Zu'an]: Come to my house later for training.

Heh, looking for an excuse to approach me again...

[Jiang Ye]: No.

[Song Zu'an]: Come on, there are surprises.

[Song Zu'an]: The warmth is also here, I won't touch you.

Five minutes later, Jiang also appeared in the Song family's taekwondo training room.

Song Wennuan still clung to her straight legs as soon as they met.

"(???ε???) Brother Jiang Ye, did you quarrel with your brother yesterday? Why didn't you open the door for him?

He thought about you and cried..."

"Tsk, don't talk nonsense, kid!"

Song Zu'an wanted to help his younger sister, but Xiaotuanzi had Jiang Ye's legs as his backing.

She also poked out half of her head from behind her legs, sticking out her little tongue slightly.

Alas, this child...maybe he can be fried and eaten.

"Didn't you say there was a surprise? Where is it?"

"Look, I'm in a hurry." Song Zu'an unhurriedly took out the beautifully packaged letter from his pocket and handed it over.

"Use what Tianqi wrote to you, let's have a look."

Judging from Jiang Ye's experience in receiving love letters for many years, he naturally guessed the content at a glance.

"What, Tianqi has also taken a fancy to me?!"

"Why do you use the word Ye?"

"Then you..." Jiang also wanted to complain about something, but due to the presence of Song Nuannuan, some things were hard to say.

Song Zuan stared at Jiang Ye as he opened the envelope, making sure he read the contents of the letter.

It was just a well-behaved love letter, and Jiang had read it hundreds of times, without any ups and downs on his face.

"I finished watching, then what?"

"Then, I have something to explain to you today."

Song Zu'an organized his speech well, and showed the journey of chasing love with Tianqi in a 360° all-round and three-dimensional manner.

Jiang also felt his scalp go numb...

"You said that her previous innocence and weakness were just pretending?"

"Ah."

"You said she preached that people with good academic performance like to have sex?"

"Ah."

"You said you were ordered by her to steal the trousers?"

"Ah."

"You said she asked you to confess for her?"

"Ah."

Jiang Ye frowned and thought for a moment, then came to a conclusion: "She is such a perverted woman."

"I also think...ah no, she's actually quite interesting and pretty, don't you think about it?"

"I'm not interested in women! Don't count on me with her in the future, it's really annoying!"

Song Zuan's eyes widened, his face paled in panic. "Are you not interested in women?!"

Kylao is by my side!

"I mean, I'm not interested in a relationship!"