I am pregnant with the cub of Gao Leng school grass!

Shen Baizhou suddenly felt a little sad. He lay on the comfortable and soft bed and closed his eyes, but his whole body seemed to be soaking in the bottomless bottomless sea, without a single ray of light, and the surroundings were filled with darkness and impenetrable water. Little by little came in from the nose, followed by a strong sense of suffocation.

The sound of the video call made Shen Baizhou suddenly open his eyes and take a deep breath. He picked up the phone from the bed and found that it was from Lu Shihuai, so he quickly pressed the connect button.

Lu Shihuai's handsome and cold face appeared in front of his eyes, and Shen Baizhou sat up from the bed and stared at the screen of his mobile phone in boredom.

"Brother, are you off work?"

"After get off work, I'm going back now. Are you home?" Lu Shihuai asked on the other end of the phone.

"Got home."

Lu Shihuai put the computer in a place with better lighting, and sat lazily on the chair to chat with Shen Baizhou. Hearing the boy's dull voice coming from the screen, he seemed in a bad mood.

He looked at Shen Baizhou's messy hair on the screen, thought for a while and asked, "Just woke up?"

"Well... no, I just lay down and chatted with my brother for a while." Shen Baizhou found a mobile phone holder and placed his mobile phone on it to chat.

Lu Shihuai nodded in agreement, and looked at him casually: "What did you talk about?"

"Just ask me if I have a girlfriend—" Shen Baizhou stopped abruptly when he saw Lu Shihuai's face in the middle of his sentence, but he insisted on speaking in order not to embarrass himself so much, "... something like that."

After Shen Baizhou finished speaking, he scratched his parched ears, hell!Why do you feel strange in your heart after talking to him!

Lu Shihuai didn't seem to notice Shen Baizhou's embarrassment, and leisurely took a sip from the water glass on the table, "Then what? What did Zhou Zhou say?"

Lu Shihuai called Shen Baizhou's nickname very calmly, as if it was something normal to say casually, but when it reached Shen Baizhou's ears, it inexplicably made his auricles itch, as if the person on the screen appeared next to his ears, facing his ears He blew a puff of hot air.

"I...I'll just tell the truth!" Shen Baizhou's answer was very ingenious, neither saying yes nor no.

An ambiguous sentence was used against Lu Shihuai.

"Brother—" Someone knocked on the door, and Shen Baizhou quickly said to Lu Shihuai, "Wait for me." After speaking, he put the phone on the table and went to open the door.

Chu Le was holding a fruit platter outside the door and said anxiously: "I heard you! You are chatting with your girlfriend!"

Chu Le let out a hey hey laugh, and handed the fruit plate to Shen Baizhou, trying to sneak in from the house, "Brother, let me see what my sister-in-law looks like? Is she pretty?"

Shen Baizhou's forehead jumped violently, and he quickly blocked the person and pushed them out of the door. After closing the door, he was afraid that Chu Le would sneak in midway, so he also closed the lock.

Shen Baizhou heaved a sigh of relief after finishing all the precautionary work, and suddenly stopped walking towards the desk.

its not right!Why can't I tell Chu Le that I was just videoing with Lu Shihuai!

The point is why I didn't explain that he is not my girlfriend at all!

Shen Baizhou scratched his head in annoyance, maybe he accidentally tore off a few strands of hair with too much force.

He returned to the seat and turned over the phone, and found that Lu Shihuai was still sitting in the position just now, waiting for him leisurely. Shen Baizhou was about to speak, when the person inside changed his posture and sat, his indifferent eyebrows and eyes seemed a little cheerful, and he looked like Xiao Feixiao asked him: "Sister-in-law?"

Shen Baizhou put the phone on the table again expressionlessly.

He let out a long sigh.

……

Shen Baizhou asked the general public for help that night on the Internet.

[Question] I am male, straight, and I am hinted at by the same sex, how should I refuse?I have a very good relationship with him. Is there a more tactful way to refuse without making people sad?Thank you friends for your answers late at night.

Shen Baizhou fidgeted after posting the post, and swiping the post every few seconds fully demonstrated his extremely anxious state of mind at the moment.

After a few minutes, the phone vibrated several times, and Shen Baizhou quickly flipped through the post to comment.

I suggest that you stay together: the landlord sees my name!

It's still straight: Hahahahahahahaha!Look at my name!

I suspect that you are playing me: Sir, do you want to go to the next door to test whether you are straight or not?

"..."

Shen Baizhou was inexplicably a little embarrassed, staring at the last comment and flicking through the post next door. There were quite a lot of comments in it, almost more than 1000 comments.

Shen Baizhou clicked in and glanced at the title: Do you have homosexual tendencies? [Male version] Please use a pen to calculate your score during the test.

Shen Baizhou raised his eyebrows, is that all?But he doesn't need to use a pen, he can just do mental calculations and memorization.

He took a long breath and then let it out slowly, and began to look at the first question with a heavy face.

1. When you see the picture below, is your first reaction to the body in the picture is a boy or a girl?

A. 0 points for boys B. 3 points for girls

Shen Baizhou glanced at the picture very quickly and decisively chose B. He is not blind, so he can't see the picture of a girl so tall?

When he was about to go to the next question, he suddenly thought, what if the score is high and the tendency is gay, and the score is low, what should I do?

Shen Baizhou thought hard, should he still choose A?

After he decisively chose A, he began to face the next question.

2. Have you ever been praised and praised by the same sex?

A. is 0 points B. 2 points

Shen Baizhou, who is often praised and praised, chose A decisively this time. Not to mention anything else, the head teacher of his class in high school used to take turns to praise him every day!I can't wait to boast him out!What's so difficult about this kind of topic?

The more Shen Baizhou did it, the more he felt that there was no difficulty. The score was only 14 points. It may be that he had a fluke mentality, and he felt that if the score was neither high nor low, there should be a better conclusion.

With this mentality, Shen Baizhou slowly moved his fingers down to look at the analysis results.

Analysis result: Hello, if you have completed the above 50 questions, congratulations, you are 100% homosexual.

Shen Baicong was so shocked that the phone fell from his hand.

?

Shen Baizhou gritted his teeth and picked up the phone again to look down.

It said: Generally, straight men lose patience after finishing the tenth test. On the contrary, those who can complete the fifty test questions have a high probability of homosexuality.

Shen Baizhou was so angry that he threw his phone on the bed.

Are you playing meow meow?

But after thinking about it slowly, I think it makes sense, who would spend half an hour to finish these [-] questions for a normal straight man!Shen Baizhou lifted the quilt and curled up holding his head, the flame in his heart slowly rose and spread to his whole body!

He clicked on the post again, and gave a harsh word to the netizen who recommended him to test the post next door!

Immediately afterwards, he began to cry again, with a whimper coming from his throat.

Woo, Zhou Zhou doesn't want to bend.

The author has something to say: Akimbo!

!I added more not to remind you to cancel the collection!Don't force me to kneel down for you!