Reincarnated as the spirit behind the male god

"Come on, let me give you a bath."

The speaker's tone was normal, but the words turned around, and when they reached the ears of people with ulterior motives, there were more unknown meanings.

Lu Wei touched the edge of the ear hole, grasped Yan Jinyang's arm with both hands, and his legs were a little weak.

Before he even walked to the bathroom, he seemed to feel the itching of his bones being stroked and scrubbed, and some fragmentary and strange fantasies sprang up.

Now the whole person is soft.

Therefore, he did not see his male god's next move.

"Okay, Yuanyuan, come out." Yan Jinyang took something and put Lu Wei down.

Before the soft little skull recovered his senses, he collapsed directly, and his bones hit the floor with a clattering sound.

Yan Jinyang asked in surprise, "Have you come out yet?"

Lu Wei: ...

He kept his lying position and spent a long time breathing.

In the end, he still couldn't hold back, clenched his fist and beat Yan Jinyang's big toe.

"Bad guy, I haven't stopped yet!"

Seeing this, Yan Jinyang quickly knelt down to help the person, and laughed out loud "puchi".

"Sorry sorry, I didn't know you didn't stop."

Lu Weisheng has nothing to love: "Your smile doesn't show that you're sorry."

Hearing the words, the person who could not bear to laugh simply stopped pretending, laughed heartily, and rubbed the thin little bone frame into his arms: "Then how did you manage to fall so seriously?"

People's laughter is contagious, Lu Wei's side face was rocked by the shaking chest laughing, after thinking about it carefully, he also felt that he was very funny just now, so he also laughed.

Meimei also became excited when she heard the laughter of the two of them, she jumped out of the cat bag, and kept getting between the two of them, as if she wanted to be hugged in the middle.

However, Yan Jinyang hugged him too tightly and didn't give it a chance to play. He circled around the two people who were smirking like mentally handicapped people, and finally exhaled viciously from his nose, and got back into the cat bag.

However, no one noticed the mental journey of this poor little kitten. Yan Jinyang, who was sitting on the ground, had laughed enough, picked up the pocket on the left hand side, and urged: "Hey, Yuanyuan, come out first, we will take advantage of it." Wash it before it's too late."

come out?What do you call a bath when you come out to wash?

Lu Wei didn't see the mesh pocket in the opponent's hand, and thought that the male god let him out of the skeleton because he was afraid of offending him, so he hesitated for a while with his head down.

During the period, he raised his head and glanced at the male god, and then lowered his head shyly,

After a long time, I finally mustered up the courage, and hummed softly like a mosquito: "Actually, it's fine if I don't come out, just..."

"What if you don't come out!" Before Lu Wei finished speaking, Yan Jinyang said in surprise: "The washing machine spins so fast, you will get dizzy, you can't play like this."

Lu Wei:?

"washing machine?"

Yan Jinyang thought he was worried about the skeleton being broken, so he shook the pocket in his hand: "Don't worry, it won't break if you put it in the pocket."

Lu Wei opened his mouth sluggishly, but didn't take anything away. He just retreated obediently from the skeleton, and watched helplessly as the male god stuffed the skeleton into his pocket.

While stuffing it, he shook his head: "Are you a little naughty, you still want to go into the washing machine."

"I... Forget it, I want to go into the washing machine."

Yan Jinyang smiled: "It's okay, Yuanyuan is naughty and cute too"

Lu Wei: ...

"thank you."

There are so many slots and no openings, it would be superfluous to say a word to this big piece of wood, the male god. Lu Wei sat silently in front of the washing machine, watching the large laundry bag inside kept tumbling and spinning, and always felt that something was wrong.

Can't tell what's wrong.

Maybe boys with high IQs are born short of this tendon...

Or is it not working?

Lu Wei turned to look at Yan Jinyang.

The other party had already put away the sorting box and started pouring cat food for Meimei.

When standing up again, the important parts are prominent and the size is considerable.

The little ghost who was peeping blushed instantly, turned around quickly, and beat his head bitterly.

You can't be so rambunctious, if the male god finds out, it will definitely ruin his image in his heart.

After the washing machine turned for a while, the skeleton was washed.

Lu Wei looked carefully for a long time, trying to find out where it was not clean, and used it to mock Yan Jinyang, a lazy bastard who washes models in a washing machine.

Surprisingly, the skeleton is very clean, because it is covered with a laundry bag, there is not even a little bump.

Lu Wei started to get lucky again.

Who would have thought that this operation would actually work.

After holding back for a long time, he finally came up with something to criticize.

"Will the joints get rusted after washing with water?"

"It's okay," Yan Jinyang touched Lu Wei's hand along the corner of his clothes, and pinched his cheek.

"I'll dry it off quickly, and you can go in quickly."

You really like skeletons more!

Lu Wei pursed his lips, feeling a bit apprehensive, he turned his head, shook off the male god's hand, and muttered softly: "You used to be afraid of skeletons, why are you so anxious to let me in now..."

Yan Jinyang froze his hands, and the smile on his face faded a little, and he became very serious.

"Do you know why I'm in a hurry?"

Seeing this, Lu Wei couldn't help standing up straight, and put her little hand on the male god's wrist.

Yan Jinyang took advantage of the situation to pull him closer, and clasped his waist with the other hand.

Lu Wei:! ! !

This is the first time two people embrace with real bodies!

The boy's overheated body temperature is continuously radiating towards him, and the strength from his waist is gentle but not to be struggled with. A few minutes ago, the kid who complained that the male god is a piece of wood suddenly froze. Swallowed it back.

Yan Jinyang hugged him, so he could naturally feel his state, so he couldn't help chuckling.

And his head lowered slightly with the laughter, and he approached Lu Wei little by little.

The breaths of the two were gradually intertwined, Lu Wei's cheeks were flushed, she swallowed silently, held her breath, raised her chin slightly, and waited for the other party's lips to be kissed.

However—Yan Jinyang stopped halfway.

He pressed his forehead against Lu Wei's, and with a little force, bumped against it.

There was a bit of a smile when he spoke, and a little playful: "I won't tell you."

It was like being lifted up to the clouds by someone and then thrown down suddenly, Lu Wei exhausted all his rationality and didn't hit him.

Listening to the forbearable breathing of his own little skull, Yan Jinyang could almost imagine him being bullied to the point of getting angry but still obediently letting him bump into him, his smile deepened, and he raised his head and snorted on his head: "Okay , don't make trouble, it's time to sleep."

"I don't want to sleep." Lu Wei broke free from his arms and motioned him to wipe his bones.

Yan Jinyang took the towel and dried the skeleton a few times: "Why?"

Lu Wei entered the skeleton, opened his arms, jumped up lightly, and hung his hands around his neck.

Yan Jinyang was pleasantly surprised by the rare initiative of his own little skull, and couldn't maintain his composure just now, and couldn't stop showing a smirk.

And a second before he hugged back, Lu Wei pulled away directly, tilted his round skull, gritted his teeth and said with a smile: "I won't tell you."