Twisted Melon Super Sweet [Transmigration Book]

"You said that you were messing around on the Internet anyway, so why did you let them bully you to this extent?" Li Yue finished talking about the cause and effect, hating that iron could not become steel: "It's fine to bully Ms. Gu before, but after the obvious frame-up, you still don't know what to do." You can act as if nothing happened, isn’t it a long-term intention? Huh?”

Wei Ran stuffed Gu Miao's peeled melon seeds over, "Didn't you invite Li Daxian to come over here, who specializes in treating all kinds of monsters and monsters! Come, come, eat something, and reward Li Daxian."

Li Yue saw that there were only a handful of melon seeds in her hand, and then looked at Gu Miao peeling off half a plate on the table, and snorted coldly, "Heh!"

A woman's mouth, a liar.

I thought I would stay in the room in the afternoon and wait anxiously for the result, but I didn't expect that this was Li Yue's game. The three of them huddled in the room and chatted for a while before going downstairs to do their own work.

Li Yue needed to edit and upload the materials recorded in the morning, and Wei Ran followed her curiously.

Seeing that the two of them didn't go out, Gu Miao confessed to take the dog to go hunting in the mountains.

One person and one dog worked well together, and came back with a good harvest before five o'clock. Passing by Mrs. Yao's house, I heard the laughter of children playing and the women's impatient voices in the closed courtyard. roar.

After a pause in her footsteps, she continued to move forward, first going to the hunter Yao Sanshu's house to shoot the prey.

Most of the prey earned 800 yuan, and Gu Miao, who was left with a gray rabbit and two pheasants, brought them back, walked to the entrance of Mrs. Yao's courtyard, and knocked on the wooden door.

After waiting for a while, the grandmother came to open the door.

I haven't seen her for two days. The old man is quite old, and her back, which was not so stooped a while ago, actually bent down. Ms. Yao, who is already a married woman, stretched her neck and looked at Gu Miao. She immediately turned cold when she saw Gu Miao: "Who is this?" ah?"

The woman stood in front of Mrs. Yao, blocking most of the courtyard door, showing no intention of letting Gu Miao in.

In the main room, there was a man looking out. Gu Miao glanced over and moved her eyes deliberately to avoid the man's sight, and handed the hunted hare and chicken sideways: "Ma'am, I'm busy these two days, so I don't have time to come over." , These are stewed to nourish the body."

Stuffing the rabbit and the chicken into the hands of the old man, before the man in the room came over, Gu Miao said goodbye and left: "Wei Ran and I are at Uncle Yao's house under the slope. Madam, come over for tea when you have time."

Grandma Yao held six or seven catties of meat, she was very embarrassed and wanted to stuff it back to Gu Miao.

However, before the old man went out, her daughter snatched the prey, "After a few days back, I can't even bear to eat a chicken. The little treasures are just growing up, and their mouths are very greedy. These things just cook for a few pots. Try it out."

After speaking, he stuffed the prey to the man who heard the sound: "Go, boil the water and clean it up. I'll let mom stew it later. I'll have a good dinner tonight."

When Gu Miao turned her head at the bottom of the slope, the grandmother was still leaning against the door and looking down.

The gate of the courtyard was closed with a bang by the old woman's daughter, and there was a voice of the woman reprimanding the old man: "I have lived for so many days, and I don't know how to ask for more things. The people in the city are rich and rich, why don't you know the old man?" Calculate..."

The setting sun gradually buried behind the mountain, and the temperature began to drop. Gu Miao sighed and pushed open the courtyard door of Uncle Yao's house.

Ms. Yao, who has been married for many years and has not returned, her voice is still as loud as the aunt said.Auntie, Wei Ran and the others who were preparing dinner in the yard could clearly hear the parents who were not far behind.

"Little Gu, have you gone to see your sister-in-law?"

Grandma Yao's deceased husband was Uncle Yao's eldest cousin.

Gu Miao nodded: "Yes, I miss her old man."

"Sister-in-law is pitiful, go and see when you have time, she really likes you." The aunt kept talking as she washed the dishes on her hands, "I came to my house for tea before, and I kept talking to you two, how cute you are." , how considerate. It's a pity that her daughter will be blamed when she comes back. "

After all, he sighed.

Uncle Yao was lighting the fire in the kitchen, and when the aunt started talking and yelling, the two quarreled about what to cook for the evening, leaving Gu Miao and the others aside.

Gu Miao saw that the aunt was getting more and more noisy, so she couldn't help worrying: "It's not good to fight, is it?"

Li Yue giggled: "Don't worry, the uncle is a ghost. I was worried that the aunt's bald mouth would sound bad, so I called her over. After most of my life, the old man is used to being noisy, and the uncle has a sense of proportion."

Sure enough, the aunt came into the room to argue for a few words, and then there was a scolding sound from inside, and it didn't take long for the aunt's hearty laughter to echo in the courtyard.

They are really old couples, coaxing people to be fast.

"My partner dares to quarrel with me in the future, let's see if I don't beat her with a spatula!" Li Yue said aggressively, holding a carrot.

Wei Ran rolled her eyes: "We'll talk about it when you have a partner!"

Turning to look at Gu Miao: "A Miao, we won't quarrel, you said you want to pet me, protect me and love me."

What she said was nonsensical, and those who didn't know thought that the two were really in love.

Gu Miao reached out and took a radish, tore off the leaves, and replied softly with lowered eyes: "Well, no, I can't bear it."

In a word, Wei Ran smiled until his eyes curved into crescents.

"Tsk tsk." Li Yue shuddered pretendingly, "The sour smell of love!"

The chef of the dinner, although not as delicious as the one made by the aunt, but the guests also enjoyed the meal.

……

When I woke up, it was sunny again.

Gu Miao and the others are still in the same room, with the same bed, and the room conditions are much better than that of Mrs. Yao's house. There is a warm charcoal basin for roasting. There is no need for the two of them to squeeze into the same bed.

But Wei Ran still squeezed over habitually, and Gu Miao didn't specifically mention sleeping separately, and the other half of the bed and quilt were just decorations under the two people's deliberate neglect.

The person in her arms was resting on her arm, not sleeping soundly. The hands that used to wrap around her waist had now shifted position and moved up quite a distance.

Even though the pajamas were quite thick, Gu Miao could still feel the heavy pressure. She gently pushed Wei Ran's little hands away, turned sideways and got off the ground carefully, and put on the clothes.

He didn't go out either, just stood by the bed and looked at the sleeping person for a while, before going down the stairs.

There are no plans for today. Since Li Yue ate a mouthful of dog food yesterday, she has no expectations for the fun of rural activities. Instead, she asked them to cooperate in filming some sweet and greasy daily life, saying that the audience likes to watch it.

This Gu Miao has no objections, as long as she can make money, she can do it.

It was early seven o'clock, Li Yue in the east room hadn't woken up yet, when Gu Miao went downstairs, Auntie was already busy in the kitchen.

Sweet potato porridge, steamed dumplings, fried steamed buns, served with sauerkraut that everyone in the village would marinate several jars.

The courtyard was filled with the sweet smell of sweet potatoes, and the dog was nesting in the specially reserved kennel under the stairwell. Seeing Gu Miao coming downstairs, he got up slowly, wagging his tail and circling back and forth.

Brother Quan and the others who live on the first floor are helping the uncle chop firewood. The morning news is playing in the living room, and the sound is so loud that it can be heard within a hundred meters.

"Recently, the cold air has moved southward, and our city will usher in the first large-scale cooling weather. The general public should pay attention to the cold and keep warm when traveling..."

Wei Ran came down from upstairs, rubbed his eyes and shrugged his nose, "It smells so good!"

It was probably because the room was baked by charcoal fire all night and it wasn't cold. Wei Ran was dressed a little thinly, so she went to the kitchen to say hello to the aunt, and then she stood next to Gu Miao to wash up with a cup.

When washing, he unscrupulously leaned towards Gu Miao's side, tilted his head childishly, and looked at Gu Miao from bottom to top, blinking his bright almond eyes, and murmured some indistinct words with his foamy mouth.

Gu Miao spit out the last mouthful of water, stood up straight, and glanced at her helplessly: "Brush your teeth well."

"No no no!"

Having been in Yaojia Village for a few days, the two of them have gotten used to putting on their bare faces. After going back to the house to do a little dressing and coming down, the aunt has already prepared breakfast.

There was no plan in the morning, and Li Yue was sleeping late again and didn't want to get up, so Gu Miao continued to go hunting in the mountains, Wei Ran thoughtfully stayed at home and didn't follow.

The weather was fine and the field of vision was extremely wide and clear. Gu Miao took the dog to wander around the periphery, but didn't gain much. She looked at the time and felt that she could explore further.

Uncle Yao, a hunter who has been in the mountains for many years, said that there are not only hares and pheasants in the mountains, but also some wild boars and goats. If you are lucky, you will also encounter roe deer and deer.

Gu Miao did not hold out hope for the latter two, she would be satisfied if she could meet a wild boar.

After accumulating strength for several days, and there were no strangers around, she no longer worried about being seen strangely, and moved forward at full speed, searching the mountains along the road that could be walked, and the dog behind her was panting with exhaustion.

Finding a large animal like a wild boar is much easier than finding a rabbit.

This time I went up the mountain and made some preparations. The dog sniffed the wild boar fur that I got from Third Uncle Yao, and patted its head. Gu Miao encouraged: "Go, look for it, and go back for extra food."

It was probably the first time Gouzi got her good face. He circled around excitedly, then sniffed the fur carefully, and lowered his head to start searching around.

The process of searching is not easy. You have to look for the traces left by wild boars, and you have to use a hatchet to cut down the thorns and bushes blocking the road from time to time.

These may be very difficult for ordinary people, but Gu Miao is different after all.

Surrounding the dead branches and fallen leaves all over the mountain, thorny bushes drilled for most of the day, the dog began to be cautious, and barked a few times in a certain direction.

Gu Miao chose the nearest pine tree to climb up, and her sight suddenly widened. In the mountain valley not far ahead, a fat and strong wild boar was humming and humming against the roots of the tree, rubbing its body back and forth on the tree, as if scratching. itch.

Open the bow and set the arrow, aim at the wild boar's neck, draw the bowstring fully, and then release it.

The arrows are just made of ordinary wood. Although the arrowheads are sharp, they will only cause some skin trauma to wild boars with rough skin and thick flesh.

The beast that was scratching was disturbed, its small eyes stared in the direction of the arrow, and then collided with Gu Miao's gaze on the tree.

Without taking a second look, the beast's fangs were exposed, and it turned around and ran towards the tree where Gu Miao was.

What is the experience of hitting a heavy object of more than 300 kilograms at full speed?

A few seconds later, from the mountain valley to the tree where Gu Miao was staying, it was like a gust of wind passing by. The brambles and shrubs fell to both sides, and several small trees as thick as arms were broken at their roots.

The dog had already run away with its tail between its legs when the wild boar roared angrily, and now only Gu Miao and the wild boar were left staring at each other.

The beast under the tree couldn't hit the people on the tree, and became more and more irritable, while arching the roots of the tree, while hitting the trunk with its body.

Gu Miao squatted on a branch, turned the machete in her hand sideways, with the blade pointing down, and continued to aim at the twisting neck of the beast.

It's now!

Once again, the beast bowed its head to the ground, temporarily turned its fangs down, and was caught by the hunter in the tree.

Jumping off the two-meter-high tree, the blade aimed at the wild boar's neck under the acceleration of gravity cut through the thick leather armor and embedded it into the meat.

Then, all the strength of the whole body was concentrated on the right hand, and the whole person sat straddling the back of the beast, and pressed down hard with the left hand, using the hatchet as a guillotine, and cut off the whole pig's head neatly.

Most of the strength accumulated for a long time was used up in this blow. Gu Miao took a short rest, put away the hatchet, packed the prey in the plastic snakeskin bag prepared in advance, and packed it up and down the mountain.