Rebirth Outfit
Work related
Sending you supper, not only did you not appreciate it, but you pretended to be a gentleman! "
Ji... Ji Chi peeked at the woman's chest?
Mai Dong is messy.
Ji Chi noticed the person coming at the first time, and found that it was Mai Dong!He had listened to this woman's nonsense just now, and the rage in his eyes could be described as a mountain rain, and he wanted to slap this woman to death.
"Auntie!" Mai Dong had recovered from the shock and shouted at Liu Huifen.
"Who is your name?"
"Calling you, auntie, you are so old, it's not an exaggeration to call you auntie, right? And I don't think anyone will peek at your breasts, they're all drooping..."
"Who, who is sagging?! You slander me!"
"Where did you slander you? I'm just stating the obvious facts. At your age, it's normal for you to be old and out of shape. Don't be too sad."
"you!"
Liu Huifen's face turned red and turned pale, and pointed at Mai Dong and Ji Chi with her index finger, which was painted with dark red nail polish: "You, one of you has smeared me and ruined my reputation, and the other just tried to moleste me, I'm going to find a lawyer to sue you! "
Mai Dong looked at her like an idiot, and really gave up hope for this woman's IQ.
Ji Chi said coldly: "Ms. Liu, if you don't leave, I will call security. Also, our law firm has installed surveillance cameras on the entire floor, which can prove that I didn't touch you at all just now. I can use this as evidence to sue you for framing, and I advise Ms. Liu to think carefully about it."
Ms. Liu Huifen finally stepped on her high heels a few inches high and walked away aggrieved.
The office became quiet again, and Ji Chi immediately lowered his head like a child who did something wrong, and said in a jiffy, "I don't know that woman well at all, I don't know why she came to me, and I didn't take a peek at her." Her...her boobs."
Mai Dong nodded indifferently, even if he didn't say anything, he didn't believe that Ji Chi would do such a wretched thing.
But, in all fairness, that woman is indeed pretty. Although she is a bit older, in terms of appearance alone, his ex-girlfriend Fang Lian is not as good as her.As a man, Ji Chi, purely from the perspective of appreciation, it's normal to look more.
"I said, is it because you always look at people because they are beautiful, which makes people misunderstand?"
Ji Chi raised his head suddenly, as if he had been wronged by some kind of great injustice, his face flushed suddenly, and he hurriedly argued: "Mai Mai, you believe me, I have absolutely nothing to do with that woman! I never thought she was beautiful , I don't even remember what she looks like, let alone staring at her!
Mai Dong was dumbfounded by his yelling, but his focus was elsewhere: "Hey, this is the first time I heard you say such a long sentence in such a short time! And there is nothing wrong with it. , yes, stammer, bar!"
The author has something to say: tighten up the code, it’s still past zero =_=, well, just take it as it was posted yesterday o(^_^)o
☆, fish eggs
Only then did Mai Dong feel the weight in his hand again, and raised the bag in his hand, "Forget about that woman, let's eat something."
"For, for me?" Ji Chi resumed his usual stuttering and asked flattered.
Mai Dong took the things into the lounge, "I bought three items, fried noodles, fish ball powder, red bean soup, see which one you like."
Ji Chi drifted in like a sleepwalker, staring blankly at Mai Dong taking out the lunch boxes one by one and opening them, the aroma of food immediately penetrated into his nostrils.
Like falling into a dream, the villain in Ji Chi's heart is already moved to tears, Mai Mai is really too kind to me, woo woo~~
Mai Dong asked him: "What do you want to eat?"
Ji Chi was dumbfounded and didn't know the answer. He was still immersed in his inner world, and his reaction to the outside world had degraded to zero.
He didn't get a reply, so Mai Dong didn't care, picked up the fish ball powder and stuffed it into Ji Chi's hand: "Eat this, it's easy to digest."
When putting the bowl into Ji Chi's hand, Mai Dong's little finger brushed his palm inadvertently, and the touching skin seemed to trigger a strong electric current, which spread upward from Ji Chi's palm, passed through the arm, and extended to the position of the heart. Cause a burst of numbness like paralysis.
Ji Chi's hand trembled suddenly, his wrist suddenly lost strength, the takeaway bowl fell on the table, and fish eggs and soup were scattered all over the table.
Mai Dong hurriedly raised the bowl, trying to save half of the fish eggs.He glanced at Ji Chi reproachfully.
In a panic, Ji Chi went to get a rag and a trash can, and cleaned up the mess on the table.Carefully looking at Mai Dong, who knows that Mai Dong also happened to raise his eyes to look at him, the two of them looked at each other, Ji Chi panicked, feeling inexplicably guilty of being caught doing something bad, he immediately lowered his head, pretending Do concentrate on cleaning the table.Wiping, rubbing, rubbing vigorously, trying to calm down the abnormal heartbeat.
"Enough, the table is almost worn off by you, just let it go." After Ji Chi wiped it for several minutes, Mai Dong couldn't bear to stop it, and then handed the fried noodles to Ji Chi, One word order: "Eat!" Go and eat the bowl of fish ball powder with only a small half left.
Ji Chi took it with slightly trembling hands, and went to pick up the disposable chopsticks again, but his fingers were so weak that he couldn't use his strength, and he couldn't pick it up several times.Finally, Mai Dong couldn't stand it any longer, so she took it and separated the chopsticks for him before returning them to him.
Ji Chi deeply felt that there are thousands of ways to die, and he must be the stupid one.
Mai Dong picked a fish egg, although it was cold, but the taste was not bad, it was soft and soft.
The way Mai Dong eats fish balls is a little different. He sticks out the tip of his tongue and carefully licks the surface of the fish balls, as if he is judging whether the food is worth eating, and then puts the whole fish balls into his mouth. The cheeks immediately swelled round, like a hamster hoarding grain.
Ji Chi ate a mouthful of fried noodles, but before he could taste the taste, he was attracted by the pink tongue and rosy lips of the person opposite.
From the corner of his eyes, Mai Dong saw Ji Chi was staring at him intently, holding his chopsticks in the air stupidly, with a circle of fried noodles on them...
Mai Dong took a fish egg and gave it to Ji Chi.
Ji Chi subconsciously moved his eyes away from Mai Dong's lips, followed his movements to the tip of the chopsticks, not knowing why.
"Don't you just want to eat when you look at me? Here, here you are." He stretched his hand forward again.
This, is this going to feed me? !
It’s so much like the picture in his imagination, you feed me, and I feed you, this kind of intimacy index of three stars, in his strategy plan, is something that they only do in the second week after they become a couple Ah, it’s like this now, the progress is so fast~~ so nervous~~
Pounding!Pounding!
At this moment, Ji Chi's soul seemed to rise into the air. Looking at the fish egg in front of him, he felt that it was the cutest fish egg in the world. His eyes almost became cross-eyed, and his head moved back bit by bit. Move forward, the fish ball is right under his nose, just open his mouth, and he can swallow it! !
At the moment when he was about to join forces with the fish ball, the pair of chopsticks holding the fish ball suddenly turned a corner in front of him, following his line of sight, Ji Chi watched it being thrown into Mai Dong's mouth inside.
"Forget about the chopsticks I used, it's unhygienic, if you want to eat it, pick it up yourself." Mai Dong said, pushing the bowl towards Ji Chi.
Ji Chi's whole body was still there, with his mouth still half-open.
Seeing that Ji Chi hadn't come to pick it up for a long time, Mai Dong thought he didn't want it, so he wiped out the fish ball powder in twos and twos, feeling that it wasn't enough to fill his stomach, so he decided on red bean soup.
"You don't want to eat this?" asked Ji Chi, who was still silent.
Mai Dong looked at him puzzled, what's wrong with this, his eyes were glazed over, he was out of his mind, as if he had been hit hard, wasn't he just fine?
The five fingers spread out and shook in front of his eyes, but there was no response.Mai Dong shook his head, picked up the spoon and scooped up the red beans in the soup to eat.He was almost full when there was only one third of the meal left, and he turned his head to see that the plate of fried noodles in front of Ji Chi was basically untouched, but at least he had recovered a little bit of normal, and was poking at the fried noodles weakly.
Is it really that bad?
I couldn't help picking up a few and tasted it, and I didn't think it was delicious or unpalatable. Some of them were good, so don't be so picky!
"If you don't eat, there will be nothing else to eat."
When Ji Chi heard this, his eyes focused on the bowl of red bean soup in front of Mai Dong.
Mai Dong caught his gaze, "You want to eat this, tell me earlier! But now I've eaten it...it doesn't matter? Then you can do whatever you want."
Ji Chi held the bowl in both hands, without stopping for a moment, raised his neck, and drank it in one gulp.
This is what Mai Mai just drank. He scooped it up with a spoon, put it in his mouth, licked it with his tongue, and then put the spoon back into the soup. . . . . .
Seeing his touched expression, Mai Dong was speechless, how much does this guy like to drink red bean soup?
"...I have completed the task, you can work overtime slowly, I will go back first."
Ji Chi immediately recovered from being moved, wiped his mouth quickly, and said, "Mai Mai, I'll see you off!"
"Are you done?"
"Bad... It's almost there, I'll do the rest tomorrow."
Seeing Mai Dong nodding, Ji Chi thought about going back to the office to tidy up, but before taking two steps, he suddenly remembered something, and his face immediately froze and turned pale.
"What's the matter with you?" Seeing that his expression suddenly changed, Mai Dong asked aloud.
Ji Chi turned around mechanically, "Yes... I'm sorry, Mai Mai, the car... I'm taking it for maintenance, I'm here today as a taxi .”
"Oh, that's it, then I'll go back by myself." Mai Dong said indifferently.
Ji Chi drooped his shoulders in frustration.
The two walked out of the building together, Mai Dong said: "Then I'll go!"
Ji Chi looked at him reluctantly: "On the road...be careful on the road."
Mai Dong hummed, and after riding for a while, looked back, the man was still standing at the original position, his face could not be seen clearly under the dim light, but Mai Dong was sure that he was looking at him.
After a little hesitation, he turned around and rode back, stopping in front of Ji Chi who was stunned.
"It's so late, it's not easy to take a taxi here, why don't I take you to the next intersection, where there are more taxis." He pointed to the back seat of his bicycle.
Ji Chi stared at him in disbelief, but didn't respond for a while.
"No?"
"want!"
Ji Chi answered decisively, and at the same time hurriedly got on the back of the car.
Mai Dong stepped on the car, stepped on it, but didn't move.
He frowned, increased his strength, and finally the bicycle swayed and moved, whimpering like being dismembered.
The rear frame of this kind of old-fashioned bicycle is usually narrow and small, and the iron bars are thick and hard. Ji Chi's buttocks are really not small, and he only sits in the middle of the pitifully, with his two long legs trying to hang in the air Hanging on both sides of the car, the meat on the butt hurts after a while.But he didn't dare to say a word of complaint, he hesitated for a long time with both hands, and still only dared to grab the handle behind the seat.
Mai Dong was so tired that he was out of breath within a few meters, his legs were almost exhausted, his foot touched the ground, he stopped the car, and said unbearably: "No, no, you are too heavy, I can't carry you."
Ji Chi stood up, too ashamed to look at his face.
"Why don't you take me with you, and you can ride the car."
So it was changed to Mai Dong on the back of the car. Unlike Ji Chi, he couldn't bear it, and he immediately yelled to stop when he felt uncomfortable.It doesn't matter if you don't call to stop, Ji Chi can't fall down when he rides a car crookedly, it's too thrilling, fortunately he doesn't drive four wheels like this!
In the end, it was decided that Ji Chi would push the cart, and the two walked to the next intersection together.
Seeing Ji Chi get into the taxi, Mai Dong realized what a stupid thing he had done with his face covered in black lines!He and Ji Chi, two big men, are disgusting. You take me, I take you, and then accompany him for a long way to take a taxi for no reason. Nima's IQ is also lowered after staying with him for a long time up!
Ji Chi said XX Garden to the driver in front of him with a straight face, and then began to giggle uncontrollably. When Mai Mai sat behind him just now, he hugged his waist for a moment...
How can there be such a good thing?Is he still dreaming and not waking up?
Ji Chi pinched his thigh seriously and viciously, oh, it hurts!very good!
Then started giggling again.
The driver saw his smile from the rearview mirror, his hairs stood on end from the cold, he stepped on the accelerator without paying attention, and the car rushed wildly in an instant.
The author has something to say:
☆, drunk
Mai Dong's school required the paper to be submitted for first review, so he took a day off from the office.
He arrived at school very early, and when he entered the dormitory, he saw Jiang You sitting in his old seat and playing scum games, his thick back was as immobile as a mountain. all night.Based on what he knew about Jiang You, the latter was obviously more likely.
He looked around the house. Fast food boxes and instant noodle bags were all the same, dirty clothes and smelly socks were flying together. The whole thing looked like a ghost entering a village or an airplane dropping a bomb, which made him frown.
Jiang You seemed to sense the movement, turned his head to see him, his small eyes lit up in two slits squeezed by the fat on his cheeks, suddenly jumped up from the stool, hugged him exaggeratedly, and shouted excitedly : "Dongzi, I finally see you again! Finally let me see a living person again! Huh..."
Mai Dong finally struggled out of his two fat arms, and turned his head in disgust: "Boss, you haven't bathed for a few days? You're almost choking to death!"
"Get out! I'm a man!" He raised his arm intoxicated and sniffed his armpit.
Mai Dong was disgusted.
"Dongzi, you don't know, everyone is gone, and there is no one in the dormitory next door and opposite! I don't even have someone to talk to, I'm almost autistic!" Jiang You cried to him , "You are the first living person I have seen in so many days!"
Mai Dong's bed is on the lower bunk, and it is full of Jiang You's dirty clothes and debris at the moment, and he doesn't bother to bother with him, luckily he doesn't live here.He moved the pile of things to the side, sorted out a small place to sit down, and asked him: "Why didn't you find a job, didn't go back to your hometown, and stayed here alone?" The sharp-eyed saw a few dried rice grains, The veins on his forehead are throbbing, this guy will definitely eat on his bed!
"I found it, go to the fucking leather bag company, and tell me that there is no salary during the internship, what a lie! I said I quit after working for a week! I can't find any good jobs in the crappy place of my hometown. Yes ok, where are you now?"
"I work for a law firm."
"A law firm?! Why did you go there? You are an unprofessional, they want you?"
"Why don't you, my boss is rushing to hire me for a talent like me."
"Get out!... How much do you earn in a month?"
Mai Dong stretched out a few fingers to compare.
Jiang You stared at those small eyes in disbelief: "So many? Brag, you brat!"
Mai Dong shrugged and didn't say much.
"Hey, speaking of it, you broke up with that woman?" Jiang You said suddenly.
"...You mean Fang Lian? We were separated early. How do you know?"
"Your nonsense has become popular in the circle of friends a while ago. Who doesn't know now? This woman said at the beginning that she dumped you first, that you were worthless, and that there was no future with you. She was the one who was dumped when someone exposed her later. Just cry and say that you are sorry for her, you are heartless, heartless and ungrateful, and you like the new and hate the old."
Mai Dong said indifferently: "The points are all divided, does it make any difference who gets dumped first?"
"Why is there no difference? It's about the face of our elders! If you say it and get dumped by a woman, what a loss!" Jiang You said bitterly, "And that woman hooked up with our senior Zou in a blink of an eye. Yong, I thought they were flirting behind your back, they are not good guys..."
He stopped abruptly, he belatedly recalled that Mai Dong and Zou Yong seemed to be growing up together, in case people think that brothers are like siblings, women are like clothes, and Zou Yong and Zou Yong are better brothers, then he said these things Wouldn't it be in vain to be a villain and offend Mai Dong?
Carefully looked at Mai Dong, but saw his face was calm.
Mai Dong didn't have any extra emotions in his heart, as if he was listening to someone else's business.It's just a bit of a sigh, he was really a fool in his previous life, and people who have nothing to do with him can see things clearly, but he didn't discover the true colors of these two people until the end.
He smiled and patted Jiang You on the shoulder: "Okay, don't mention them, I will pretend that I have never known these two people."
Jiang You also heaved a sigh of relief when he heard that, looking at Mai Dong's calm face, he suddenly felt that the person in front of him made him feel a little strange.
People came to the dormitory one after another, except for the one who was studying abroad who had already gone abroad, the others were all gathered together.After handing in the thesis, several people went to the restaurant to have a meal.Feeling full and warm, someone proposed to sing, so a group of beasts rushed to the KTV. On the way, they met a few female students in the same class. Five men and five women happened to be enough for ten people to open a big bag.
Over there, Ji Chi was stepping out of the court.
The case has been tried, but the verdict has not been pronounced in court, but he is very sure.He has done enough work in the court, and the judge who heard the case is very familiar with him, which is the so-called friendship produced by drinking a meal.The plaintiff's family probably had no connections, and he was looking for a fledgling lawyer. Looking at his opponent, Ji Chi knew that he had already won more than half of it.
He walked out of the gate of the court, thought of something, paused, took out his phone and turned it on, the first person in the list of contacts was Mai Dong, and his heart felt soft when he saw the name.
After hesitating again and again, he mustered up the courage to type out a text message.
——Mai Mai, I just went to court and everything went well! (^o^)/What are you doing?
"Smoke from wolves rises from mountains and rivers to the north, and dragons rise from the north, curling horses, neighing, sword spirit like frost..."
Mai Dong yelled into the microphone, and a few beasts booed loudly behind him.
"Go away, I'm coming, you sing so softly that you don't have any strength at all, aren't you a man!" Jiang You swooped swiftly, grabbed the microphone and continued yelling furiously, "How many brothers and sisters are loyal to you with the long sword of hatred? Bury bones in other places..."
Mai Dong was unexpectedly successfully attacked by him, so he would not give up, and a new round of fierce fighting began again.
The phone was pitifully dropped on the coffee table, vibrated twice, and was immediately drowned in the deafening sound.
After 10 minutes, Ji Chi held the unresponsive cell phone, his mood gradually dropped from the initial nervousness and anticipation.Taking a breath, he put the phone back into his pocket, but his hands remained on it vaguely.
While the girls sang, the boys started playing dice and drinking.
Maidong's dice technique was good, but he still lost a few rounds after all. After drinking a few glasses of beer, his face became paler.Some people will blush when drinking, and some people will turn pale. He belongs to the latter. In fact, such people can easily hurt their liver when drinking, but they often give people the illusion that they can hold a lot of alcohol.
In fact, Ophiopogon drank very lightly, and he would usually refrain from drinking alcohol, but now he was dizzy after drinking so much, so he slipped to the toilet and drained the water, so he became more sober.
As soon as he came back, he was grabbed by the second and fourth children again, played a few games, and was down a few more glasses in a daze.
"Okay, Dongzi, don't change your face, come again!" The fourth child said, patting him on the shoulder.
Mai Dong smiled wryly and shook his head, he didn't care about any shame, just tilted his head and remained motionless.
"This kid is pretending to be dead!" Pushed hard.
Mai Dong was pushed dizzy even more, and made up his mind not to respond at all, if he said he was pretending to be dead, just pretend to be dead.
"What's wrong with Mai Dong?" A girl noticed this and asked.
"This kid is pretending to be drunk, we must get him up!"
"Hey, don't shake him, I think he is really drunk. Are you playing dice? I'll accompany you!"
The beasts screamed, but they forgot about Mai Dong in a blink of an eye.
Mai Dong heaved a sigh of relief, recognized the voice as Cheng Yao, silently said a good job, leaned on the back of the sofa with his whole body relaxed, his head was tilted heavily to the side, and his consciousness gradually drifted.
An hour passed, and the phone was still silent. Ji Chi took it out and looked at it several times to make sure it was out of battery and calling charges.
Maybe Mama didn't see it?Or did not receive it?Or maybe his phone is out of battery?
So do you want to send another one?
Well, let's post another one, after all, they have hugged their waists, and their relationship is not as good as before...
—Mai Mai, what are you up to?Why don't you reply to the text messages (⊙o⊙)?
Still nothing.
Ji Chi fidgeted restlessly, put a small piece of mobile phone on the desk, looked at the document absently, then turned to look at it—still silent.
My heart seemed to be hanging in the air, not going up or down, I gritted my teeth and dialed the number.
No one heard.
Why didn't Mai Mai accept it?He even hugged my waist...
One didn't answer, and after 5 minutes, Ji Chi dialed another one, and then dialed again...
The persistent call finally attracted someone's attention, "Dongzi, your phone keeps calling, Dongzi, Dongzi...Damn, you're dead asleep... Hey, who is that, you'll be there later Call again, Dongzi is drunk and can't answer the phone now... You want to come pick him up? We are at XXKTV, the one in XX Square...Private Room 306...Damn, It hangs really fast!"
When Ji Chi appeared at the door of the private room with the bright lights on the corridor behind his back, the group of howling ghosts and wolves involuntarily calmed down and looked at him. Buzzing out.
Wearing a well-tailored slim suit, he looked tall and straight. He was wearing an ivory white shirt inside, and a twill tie was tied around his neck meticulously, forming a perfect triangle at the collar. This man looked handsome and extraordinary all over his body. Full of ascetic solemnity, the light illuminates his tight lips and indifferent expression, like a statue.
The man's eyes looked around, and when he saw Mai Dong who was drunk and collapsed beside him, he fixed his eyes, went straight to him, and half picked him up.
Cheng Yao was silently admiring the handsome guy, but seeing him come to hug Mai Dong, she couldn't help but ask, "Who are you? You came to pick up Mai Dong?"
Ji Chi glanced at her, all the statistics were clear at a glance, appearance 60 points, voice 50 points, figure 30 points, temperament 30 points, an average of 43 points, gender plus 10 points as appropriate, a total score of 53, nothing to fear.
He showed a lukewarm smile: "Yes, please take care of my Maimai, I'll pick him up."
The author has something to say:
☆, enter the room
Ji Chi walked out of the KTV with Mai Dong in his arms, and was blown by the cool wind outside, and most of his barely maintained calm immediately dissipated.
The person he was thinking about was hanging in his arms at the moment, with his head resting on his shoulders, a few strands of hair mischievously sweeping across his cheeks, the itchy, swishing, numb feeling seemed to bring sparks to the bottom of his heart.
Carefully carried Mai Dong into the back seat, took out the blanket prepared in the car and carefully covered him.During the whole process, Ji Chi's face was red and bloodshot, and his heartbeat hit his ribs like a drum.If someone paid attention to his face, they probably thought he was drinking too much.
In the old building where Mai Dong lived, the stairs were steep and narrow, and the corridor lights flickered on and off, making it rather gloomy and cramped.
Mai Dong was so drunk that he was half hugged and half supported by Ji Chi, with all the weight on him.The weight of an adult man is not limited. After struggling up a few steps, Ji Chi hesitated a little, gritted his teeth and picked him up horizontally, carefully protecting him, and climbed up to the third floor in one breath.He should be thankful that he keeps exercising regularly, and at the same time he should be thankful that the floors of Mai Dong's house are not too high.
At the door of the house, there was another difficulty. Is the key in Maimai's pocket?
Ji Chi supported Mai Dong's body with one hand, and groped for him with a trembling hand, and finally felt a hard touch outside the pocket of Mai Dong's jeans.
First thought was, gotta touch it out!
The second thought was that he was about to make intimate contact with the inner thigh of his sweetheart!
Swallowing, he hesitantly reached into the pocket of Mai Dong's jeans, and felt the warmth through the thin fabric, which made his hand tremble violently, his breathing suddenly became short of breath, his face was hot, as if Can emit smoke.
Mai Dong let out a grunt at this moment.
Ji Chi withdrew his hand instantly.
Difficult, did he touch something that shouldn't be touched just now?
Impossible, he just reached in a little bit, even if he wanted to touch... No, he definitely didn't want to do such a shameful thing!Both his hands and his mind are absolutely pure!
Ji Chi was so nervous that he even held his breath. Fortunately, Mai Dong was just talking unconsciously, and then he fell silent. He exhaled, not daring to think too much this time, so he quickly found the location and found out the metal object.
After entering the door, he suddenly had a feeling that the revolution had finally succeeded. After sending Mai Mai home so many times, he finally entered the room for the first time!
Move Mai Dong to the bed and take off his shoes and socks.Before covering the quilt, it suddenly occurred to me that it would be very uncomfortable to sleep wearing clothes. I moved my fingers tremblingly to the buttons of the Maidong plaid shirt, and it took a long time to untie the first button, and then the second button... …
As the buttons were gradually undone, a small piece of fair skin was exposed, Ji Chi's eyes were fixed on him, his heart beating wildly, as if it was about to pop out of his throat in the next second.He swallowed heavily, relying on his strong willpower to force himself to look away, so he didn't reach out to touch it.
Just helping Mai Dong take off his shirt, Ji Chi was already sweating, and seeing that there was still a vest inside, he couldn't help feeling disappointed.
Another thought: Science says sleeping naked is good for your health.
So to continue or not to continue?
After a fierce battle in his heart, Ji Chi still didn't dare to get this lustful, he moved his hands to the button of his trousers with a little regret, took a deep breath, and quickly unbuttoned and pulled the zipper.The next moment, Mai Dong's bulging mass wrapped in underwear stood out, and Ji Chi seemed to be able to vaguely smell a masculinity.
With a bang, the blood in his whole body flowed upstream, his breathing was heavy, and his blood spurted out.
On the other hand, he can calmly judge: Well, Mai Mai has grown up a lot...
He stared at that place without blinking, and then looked away guiltily after a long time.When he took off his jeans, he couldn't help but look at Mai Dong's two straight, slender, white and clean legs like a girl's.
If the only reason left reminds him that he will catch a cold if he doesn't help Mai Dong cover the quilt, I'm afraid he will keep watching.
Then he went to twist a hot towel to wipe Mai Dong's face.Mai Dong seemed to know that someone disturbed his sleep, so he murmured displeasedly, turned over, found a comfortable position, and went on to sleep deeply.
Ji Chi didn't dare to move him anymore, so he tucked the corner of the quilt for him, stood motionless by the bed and stared at him for a long time, then turned off the light and exited the room.
After finally entering the residence of his sweetheart, the atmosphere of his sweetheart is everywhere, of course Ji Chi will not let go of such a rare opportunity, he is like entering an adventure garden, looking east and west, wishing that even the dust on the ground would disappear The number of grains is clear.
He carefully looked at the bottles of shampoo and shower gel in the bathroom, and wrote down the names and scents. He planned to replace all the ones he used with the same ones as soon as he went back. When he thought of exuding the same scent as his sweetheart Taste, the corners of the cold and hard mouth suddenly rippling with a smug smile.
The clothes that Mai Dong had changed a few days ago hadn't been washed, so they just put them in the laundry basket.Ji Chi was a little excited when he saw it, will there be underwear pinched?I really want to look through it.
Do it when you think of it.
Such a shameful thing, if Mai Dong was on the sidelines, he wouldn't even dare to think about it.But now, Mai Dong is so drunk that he can't see what he's doing, and he's getting fatter all of a sudden.
Sure enough, there are underwear and so on. Maimai's habit is not good. The underwear was not washed that day. He was holding a pair of boxer underwear tightly in his hand, and he almost lowered his head to smell it.
Reluctantly grabbed it for a while, put it aside, the underwear is amazing, of course I will wash it by hand later~~
Then I searched and searched, and suddenly grabbed a piece of clothing consisting of two triangles and a thin strap. It was a lady's bra!
Ji Chi's face immediately darkened, but he suddenly understood, and then he found several women's clothes, including a pair of black stockings as thin as cicada's wings.
Ji Chi couldn't help recalling what he saw just now, Mai Dong's pair of white and slender legs, without even leg hair, were clean, if he wore silk stockings...
As soon as the nasal cavity became hot, some red liquid flowed down.
In the next scene, Ji Chi stuffed two balls of toilet paper in his nostrils, and was scrubbing Mai Dong's underwear and socks in the sink, and the bra was also floating on the water.
He rubbed, rubbed, and felt that the intimacy index with his sweetheart also rose slowly, and pink bubbles filled the surroundings.
The laundry was hung out on the balcony, full of a sweet sense of accomplishment, Ji Chi went to the kitchen again, inspecting the kitchen facilities, the refrigerator, the cabinets like a king inspecting it... It was clear at a glance that Mai Dong never opened fire at home, the refrigerator There is nothing in it except a few cans of Coke and quick-frozen dumplings. There are several large bags of instant noodles in the cabinet, with all kinds of brands and flavors.
Ji Chi frowned fiercely, the good mood just now was gone, and anger was born in his heart: Mai Maitai doesn't know how to cherish himself, how can eating these things be nutritious?Sure enough, there should be someone by his side to take care of him!
After a simple wash, Ji Chi lay on the sofa, staring at the ceiling, wondering how to make Mai Dong pay more attention to three meals a day.
The sofa was not as tall as him, and his feet were hanging on the edge aggrievedly. After a long time, he still didn't feel sleepy.The most important thing is that my sweetheart is sleeping right next to the wall, and when I think about it, I feel as if there is a kitten scratching its paws.
What if Mai Mai is not feeling well at night?After drinking, his mouth must be dry, and he will definitely want to drink water in the middle of the night. Sure enough, it is better to go into the room to take care of him at a close distance, right?
With this thought, I couldn't bear it anymore.
I saw a figure furtively putting his ear to the outside of the room door. After making sure that the person inside was not awake, he unscrewed the handle lightly and slipped into the room.
The only sound in the room was Mai Dong's moderate snoring.Ji Chi didn't dare to turn on the light, and groped to find the position of the bed.
Mai Dong slept on all fours, occupying the whole bed spread out into a big font, Ji Chi fumbled for a while, but couldn't find any vacant space, not to mention lying on it, there wasn't even a place to sit on.
But he was not willing to leave, he touched the carpet and it was still thick, so he just lay down on it with his clothes on.I thought I would not be able to fall asleep, but I fell asleep after a while.
In the middle of the night, Mai Dong's bladder was tight, and his mind was still confused. He walked two steps with his feet on the ground, and tripped over something. His dull brain didn't know how to brake, so he fell down and jumped on the ball.
The mass under him moved and breathed in.
Like a pot of cold water being poured down, Mai Dong woke up instantly, clasped the man's neck with a little light, and asked, "Who? The thief?"
Ji Chi was strangled by him, and he uttered a few words with difficulty: "Yes, it's me, Mai Mai."
Mai Dong recognized Ji Chi's voice, cursed, turned on the light, and saw Ji Chi lying on the carpet, his face a little pale.
"Why are you at my house?"
☆, same bed
Don't look at Ji Chi's daring to wash Mai Dong's underwear, daring to masturbate to the stockings he wore, and even sneaking into Mai Dong's room to try to share the same bed with him, but all these are based on the fact that Mai Dong is drunk In the state of unconsciousness, now the deity is looking at him soberly, and seems to be a little unhappy, Ji Chi's courage is like a bubble in the sun, it will shatter when poked.
When asked about him at this moment, it was as if someone had tapped his acupoint, he was speechless and unable to utter a single word.
Mai Dong suddenly slapped his forehead: "Shouldn't I be in KTV? I seem to be drunk, you sent me back? How do you know I'm there?" After a little thought, he roughly guessed the reason.
Ji Chi stammered the ins and outs.
"
Ji... Ji Chi peeked at the woman's chest?
Mai Dong is messy.
Ji Chi noticed the person coming at the first time, and found that it was Mai Dong!He had listened to this woman's nonsense just now, and the rage in his eyes could be described as a mountain rain, and he wanted to slap this woman to death.
"Auntie!" Mai Dong had recovered from the shock and shouted at Liu Huifen.
"Who is your name?"
"Calling you, auntie, you are so old, it's not an exaggeration to call you auntie, right? And I don't think anyone will peek at your breasts, they're all drooping..."
"Who, who is sagging?! You slander me!"
"Where did you slander you? I'm just stating the obvious facts. At your age, it's normal for you to be old and out of shape. Don't be too sad."
"you!"
Liu Huifen's face turned red and turned pale, and pointed at Mai Dong and Ji Chi with her index finger, which was painted with dark red nail polish: "You, one of you has smeared me and ruined my reputation, and the other just tried to moleste me, I'm going to find a lawyer to sue you! "
Mai Dong looked at her like an idiot, and really gave up hope for this woman's IQ.
Ji Chi said coldly: "Ms. Liu, if you don't leave, I will call security. Also, our law firm has installed surveillance cameras on the entire floor, which can prove that I didn't touch you at all just now. I can use this as evidence to sue you for framing, and I advise Ms. Liu to think carefully about it."
Ms. Liu Huifen finally stepped on her high heels a few inches high and walked away aggrieved.
The office became quiet again, and Ji Chi immediately lowered his head like a child who did something wrong, and said in a jiffy, "I don't know that woman well at all, I don't know why she came to me, and I didn't take a peek at her." Her...her boobs."
Mai Dong nodded indifferently, even if he didn't say anything, he didn't believe that Ji Chi would do such a wretched thing.
But, in all fairness, that woman is indeed pretty. Although she is a bit older, in terms of appearance alone, his ex-girlfriend Fang Lian is not as good as her.As a man, Ji Chi, purely from the perspective of appreciation, it's normal to look more.
"I said, is it because you always look at people because they are beautiful, which makes people misunderstand?"
Ji Chi raised his head suddenly, as if he had been wronged by some kind of great injustice, his face flushed suddenly, and he hurriedly argued: "Mai Mai, you believe me, I have absolutely nothing to do with that woman! I never thought she was beautiful , I don't even remember what she looks like, let alone staring at her!
Mai Dong was dumbfounded by his yelling, but his focus was elsewhere: "Hey, this is the first time I heard you say such a long sentence in such a short time! And there is nothing wrong with it. , yes, stammer, bar!"
The author has something to say: tighten up the code, it’s still past zero =_=, well, just take it as it was posted yesterday o(^_^)o
☆, fish eggs
Only then did Mai Dong feel the weight in his hand again, and raised the bag in his hand, "Forget about that woman, let's eat something."
"For, for me?" Ji Chi resumed his usual stuttering and asked flattered.
Mai Dong took the things into the lounge, "I bought three items, fried noodles, fish ball powder, red bean soup, see which one you like."
Ji Chi drifted in like a sleepwalker, staring blankly at Mai Dong taking out the lunch boxes one by one and opening them, the aroma of food immediately penetrated into his nostrils.
Like falling into a dream, the villain in Ji Chi's heart is already moved to tears, Mai Mai is really too kind to me, woo woo~~
Mai Dong asked him: "What do you want to eat?"
Ji Chi was dumbfounded and didn't know the answer. He was still immersed in his inner world, and his reaction to the outside world had degraded to zero.
He didn't get a reply, so Mai Dong didn't care, picked up the fish ball powder and stuffed it into Ji Chi's hand: "Eat this, it's easy to digest."
When putting the bowl into Ji Chi's hand, Mai Dong's little finger brushed his palm inadvertently, and the touching skin seemed to trigger a strong electric current, which spread upward from Ji Chi's palm, passed through the arm, and extended to the position of the heart. Cause a burst of numbness like paralysis.
Ji Chi's hand trembled suddenly, his wrist suddenly lost strength, the takeaway bowl fell on the table, and fish eggs and soup were scattered all over the table.
Mai Dong hurriedly raised the bowl, trying to save half of the fish eggs.He glanced at Ji Chi reproachfully.
In a panic, Ji Chi went to get a rag and a trash can, and cleaned up the mess on the table.Carefully looking at Mai Dong, who knows that Mai Dong also happened to raise his eyes to look at him, the two of them looked at each other, Ji Chi panicked, feeling inexplicably guilty of being caught doing something bad, he immediately lowered his head, pretending Do concentrate on cleaning the table.Wiping, rubbing, rubbing vigorously, trying to calm down the abnormal heartbeat.
"Enough, the table is almost worn off by you, just let it go." After Ji Chi wiped it for several minutes, Mai Dong couldn't bear to stop it, and then handed the fried noodles to Ji Chi, One word order: "Eat!" Go and eat the bowl of fish ball powder with only a small half left.
Ji Chi took it with slightly trembling hands, and went to pick up the disposable chopsticks again, but his fingers were so weak that he couldn't use his strength, and he couldn't pick it up several times.Finally, Mai Dong couldn't stand it any longer, so she took it and separated the chopsticks for him before returning them to him.
Ji Chi deeply felt that there are thousands of ways to die, and he must be the stupid one.
Mai Dong picked a fish egg, although it was cold, but the taste was not bad, it was soft and soft.
The way Mai Dong eats fish balls is a little different. He sticks out the tip of his tongue and carefully licks the surface of the fish balls, as if he is judging whether the food is worth eating, and then puts the whole fish balls into his mouth. The cheeks immediately swelled round, like a hamster hoarding grain.
Ji Chi ate a mouthful of fried noodles, but before he could taste the taste, he was attracted by the pink tongue and rosy lips of the person opposite.
From the corner of his eyes, Mai Dong saw Ji Chi was staring at him intently, holding his chopsticks in the air stupidly, with a circle of fried noodles on them...
Mai Dong took a fish egg and gave it to Ji Chi.
Ji Chi subconsciously moved his eyes away from Mai Dong's lips, followed his movements to the tip of the chopsticks, not knowing why.
"Don't you just want to eat when you look at me? Here, here you are." He stretched his hand forward again.
This, is this going to feed me? !
It’s so much like the picture in his imagination, you feed me, and I feed you, this kind of intimacy index of three stars, in his strategy plan, is something that they only do in the second week after they become a couple Ah, it’s like this now, the progress is so fast~~ so nervous~~
Pounding!Pounding!
At this moment, Ji Chi's soul seemed to rise into the air. Looking at the fish egg in front of him, he felt that it was the cutest fish egg in the world. His eyes almost became cross-eyed, and his head moved back bit by bit. Move forward, the fish ball is right under his nose, just open his mouth, and he can swallow it! !
At the moment when he was about to join forces with the fish ball, the pair of chopsticks holding the fish ball suddenly turned a corner in front of him, following his line of sight, Ji Chi watched it being thrown into Mai Dong's mouth inside.
"Forget about the chopsticks I used, it's unhygienic, if you want to eat it, pick it up yourself." Mai Dong said, pushing the bowl towards Ji Chi.
Ji Chi's whole body was still there, with his mouth still half-open.
Seeing that Ji Chi hadn't come to pick it up for a long time, Mai Dong thought he didn't want it, so he wiped out the fish ball powder in twos and twos, feeling that it wasn't enough to fill his stomach, so he decided on red bean soup.
"You don't want to eat this?" asked Ji Chi, who was still silent.
Mai Dong looked at him puzzled, what's wrong with this, his eyes were glazed over, he was out of his mind, as if he had been hit hard, wasn't he just fine?
The five fingers spread out and shook in front of his eyes, but there was no response.Mai Dong shook his head, picked up the spoon and scooped up the red beans in the soup to eat.He was almost full when there was only one third of the meal left, and he turned his head to see that the plate of fried noodles in front of Ji Chi was basically untouched, but at least he had recovered a little bit of normal, and was poking at the fried noodles weakly.
Is it really that bad?
I couldn't help picking up a few and tasted it, and I didn't think it was delicious or unpalatable. Some of them were good, so don't be so picky!
"If you don't eat, there will be nothing else to eat."
When Ji Chi heard this, his eyes focused on the bowl of red bean soup in front of Mai Dong.
Mai Dong caught his gaze, "You want to eat this, tell me earlier! But now I've eaten it...it doesn't matter? Then you can do whatever you want."
Ji Chi held the bowl in both hands, without stopping for a moment, raised his neck, and drank it in one gulp.
This is what Mai Mai just drank. He scooped it up with a spoon, put it in his mouth, licked it with his tongue, and then put the spoon back into the soup. . . . . .
Seeing his touched expression, Mai Dong was speechless, how much does this guy like to drink red bean soup?
"...I have completed the task, you can work overtime slowly, I will go back first."
Ji Chi immediately recovered from being moved, wiped his mouth quickly, and said, "Mai Mai, I'll see you off!"
"Are you done?"
"Bad... It's almost there, I'll do the rest tomorrow."
Seeing Mai Dong nodding, Ji Chi thought about going back to the office to tidy up, but before taking two steps, he suddenly remembered something, and his face immediately froze and turned pale.
"What's the matter with you?" Seeing that his expression suddenly changed, Mai Dong asked aloud.
Ji Chi turned around mechanically, "Yes... I'm sorry, Mai Mai, the car... I'm taking it for maintenance, I'm here today as a taxi .”
"Oh, that's it, then I'll go back by myself." Mai Dong said indifferently.
Ji Chi drooped his shoulders in frustration.
The two walked out of the building together, Mai Dong said: "Then I'll go!"
Ji Chi looked at him reluctantly: "On the road...be careful on the road."
Mai Dong hummed, and after riding for a while, looked back, the man was still standing at the original position, his face could not be seen clearly under the dim light, but Mai Dong was sure that he was looking at him.
After a little hesitation, he turned around and rode back, stopping in front of Ji Chi who was stunned.
"It's so late, it's not easy to take a taxi here, why don't I take you to the next intersection, where there are more taxis." He pointed to the back seat of his bicycle.
Ji Chi stared at him in disbelief, but didn't respond for a while.
"No?"
"want!"
Ji Chi answered decisively, and at the same time hurriedly got on the back of the car.
Mai Dong stepped on the car, stepped on it, but didn't move.
He frowned, increased his strength, and finally the bicycle swayed and moved, whimpering like being dismembered.
The rear frame of this kind of old-fashioned bicycle is usually narrow and small, and the iron bars are thick and hard. Ji Chi's buttocks are really not small, and he only sits in the middle of the pitifully, with his two long legs trying to hang in the air Hanging on both sides of the car, the meat on the butt hurts after a while.But he didn't dare to say a word of complaint, he hesitated for a long time with both hands, and still only dared to grab the handle behind the seat.
Mai Dong was so tired that he was out of breath within a few meters, his legs were almost exhausted, his foot touched the ground, he stopped the car, and said unbearably: "No, no, you are too heavy, I can't carry you."
Ji Chi stood up, too ashamed to look at his face.
"Why don't you take me with you, and you can ride the car."
So it was changed to Mai Dong on the back of the car. Unlike Ji Chi, he couldn't bear it, and he immediately yelled to stop when he felt uncomfortable.It doesn't matter if you don't call to stop, Ji Chi can't fall down when he rides a car crookedly, it's too thrilling, fortunately he doesn't drive four wheels like this!
In the end, it was decided that Ji Chi would push the cart, and the two walked to the next intersection together.
Seeing Ji Chi get into the taxi, Mai Dong realized what a stupid thing he had done with his face covered in black lines!He and Ji Chi, two big men, are disgusting. You take me, I take you, and then accompany him for a long way to take a taxi for no reason. Nima's IQ is also lowered after staying with him for a long time up!
Ji Chi said XX Garden to the driver in front of him with a straight face, and then began to giggle uncontrollably. When Mai Mai sat behind him just now, he hugged his waist for a moment...
How can there be such a good thing?Is he still dreaming and not waking up?
Ji Chi pinched his thigh seriously and viciously, oh, it hurts!very good!
Then started giggling again.
The driver saw his smile from the rearview mirror, his hairs stood on end from the cold, he stepped on the accelerator without paying attention, and the car rushed wildly in an instant.
The author has something to say:
☆, drunk
Mai Dong's school required the paper to be submitted for first review, so he took a day off from the office.
He arrived at school very early, and when he entered the dormitory, he saw Jiang You sitting in his old seat and playing scum games, his thick back was as immobile as a mountain. all night.Based on what he knew about Jiang You, the latter was obviously more likely.
He looked around the house. Fast food boxes and instant noodle bags were all the same, dirty clothes and smelly socks were flying together. The whole thing looked like a ghost entering a village or an airplane dropping a bomb, which made him frown.
Jiang You seemed to sense the movement, turned his head to see him, his small eyes lit up in two slits squeezed by the fat on his cheeks, suddenly jumped up from the stool, hugged him exaggeratedly, and shouted excitedly : "Dongzi, I finally see you again! Finally let me see a living person again! Huh..."
Mai Dong finally struggled out of his two fat arms, and turned his head in disgust: "Boss, you haven't bathed for a few days? You're almost choking to death!"
"Get out! I'm a man!" He raised his arm intoxicated and sniffed his armpit.
Mai Dong was disgusted.
"Dongzi, you don't know, everyone is gone, and there is no one in the dormitory next door and opposite! I don't even have someone to talk to, I'm almost autistic!" Jiang You cried to him , "You are the first living person I have seen in so many days!"
Mai Dong's bed is on the lower bunk, and it is full of Jiang You's dirty clothes and debris at the moment, and he doesn't bother to bother with him, luckily he doesn't live here.He moved the pile of things to the side, sorted out a small place to sit down, and asked him: "Why didn't you find a job, didn't go back to your hometown, and stayed here alone?" The sharp-eyed saw a few dried rice grains, The veins on his forehead are throbbing, this guy will definitely eat on his bed!
"I found it, go to the fucking leather bag company, and tell me that there is no salary during the internship, what a lie! I said I quit after working for a week! I can't find any good jobs in the crappy place of my hometown. Yes ok, where are you now?"
"I work for a law firm."
"A law firm?! Why did you go there? You are an unprofessional, they want you?"
"Why don't you, my boss is rushing to hire me for a talent like me."
"Get out!... How much do you earn in a month?"
Mai Dong stretched out a few fingers to compare.
Jiang You stared at those small eyes in disbelief: "So many? Brag, you brat!"
Mai Dong shrugged and didn't say much.
"Hey, speaking of it, you broke up with that woman?" Jiang You said suddenly.
"...You mean Fang Lian? We were separated early. How do you know?"
"Your nonsense has become popular in the circle of friends a while ago. Who doesn't know now? This woman said at the beginning that she dumped you first, that you were worthless, and that there was no future with you. She was the one who was dumped when someone exposed her later. Just cry and say that you are sorry for her, you are heartless, heartless and ungrateful, and you like the new and hate the old."
Mai Dong said indifferently: "The points are all divided, does it make any difference who gets dumped first?"
"Why is there no difference? It's about the face of our elders! If you say it and get dumped by a woman, what a loss!" Jiang You said bitterly, "And that woman hooked up with our senior Zou in a blink of an eye. Yong, I thought they were flirting behind your back, they are not good guys..."
He stopped abruptly, he belatedly recalled that Mai Dong and Zou Yong seemed to be growing up together, in case people think that brothers are like siblings, women are like clothes, and Zou Yong and Zou Yong are better brothers, then he said these things Wouldn't it be in vain to be a villain and offend Mai Dong?
Carefully looked at Mai Dong, but saw his face was calm.
Mai Dong didn't have any extra emotions in his heart, as if he was listening to someone else's business.It's just a bit of a sigh, he was really a fool in his previous life, and people who have nothing to do with him can see things clearly, but he didn't discover the true colors of these two people until the end.
He smiled and patted Jiang You on the shoulder: "Okay, don't mention them, I will pretend that I have never known these two people."
Jiang You also heaved a sigh of relief when he heard that, looking at Mai Dong's calm face, he suddenly felt that the person in front of him made him feel a little strange.
People came to the dormitory one after another, except for the one who was studying abroad who had already gone abroad, the others were all gathered together.After handing in the thesis, several people went to the restaurant to have a meal.Feeling full and warm, someone proposed to sing, so a group of beasts rushed to the KTV. On the way, they met a few female students in the same class. Five men and five women happened to be enough for ten people to open a big bag.
Over there, Ji Chi was stepping out of the court.
The case has been tried, but the verdict has not been pronounced in court, but he is very sure.He has done enough work in the court, and the judge who heard the case is very familiar with him, which is the so-called friendship produced by drinking a meal.The plaintiff's family probably had no connections, and he was looking for a fledgling lawyer. Looking at his opponent, Ji Chi knew that he had already won more than half of it.
He walked out of the gate of the court, thought of something, paused, took out his phone and turned it on, the first person in the list of contacts was Mai Dong, and his heart felt soft when he saw the name.
After hesitating again and again, he mustered up the courage to type out a text message.
——Mai Mai, I just went to court and everything went well! (^o^)/What are you doing?
"Smoke from wolves rises from mountains and rivers to the north, and dragons rise from the north, curling horses, neighing, sword spirit like frost..."
Mai Dong yelled into the microphone, and a few beasts booed loudly behind him.
"Go away, I'm coming, you sing so softly that you don't have any strength at all, aren't you a man!" Jiang You swooped swiftly, grabbed the microphone and continued yelling furiously, "How many brothers and sisters are loyal to you with the long sword of hatred? Bury bones in other places..."
Mai Dong was unexpectedly successfully attacked by him, so he would not give up, and a new round of fierce fighting began again.
The phone was pitifully dropped on the coffee table, vibrated twice, and was immediately drowned in the deafening sound.
After 10 minutes, Ji Chi held the unresponsive cell phone, his mood gradually dropped from the initial nervousness and anticipation.Taking a breath, he put the phone back into his pocket, but his hands remained on it vaguely.
While the girls sang, the boys started playing dice and drinking.
Maidong's dice technique was good, but he still lost a few rounds after all. After drinking a few glasses of beer, his face became paler.Some people will blush when drinking, and some people will turn pale. He belongs to the latter. In fact, such people can easily hurt their liver when drinking, but they often give people the illusion that they can hold a lot of alcohol.
In fact, Ophiopogon drank very lightly, and he would usually refrain from drinking alcohol, but now he was dizzy after drinking so much, so he slipped to the toilet and drained the water, so he became more sober.
As soon as he came back, he was grabbed by the second and fourth children again, played a few games, and was down a few more glasses in a daze.
"Okay, Dongzi, don't change your face, come again!" The fourth child said, patting him on the shoulder.
Mai Dong smiled wryly and shook his head, he didn't care about any shame, just tilted his head and remained motionless.
"This kid is pretending to be dead!" Pushed hard.
Mai Dong was pushed dizzy even more, and made up his mind not to respond at all, if he said he was pretending to be dead, just pretend to be dead.
"What's wrong with Mai Dong?" A girl noticed this and asked.
"This kid is pretending to be drunk, we must get him up!"
"Hey, don't shake him, I think he is really drunk. Are you playing dice? I'll accompany you!"
The beasts screamed, but they forgot about Mai Dong in a blink of an eye.
Mai Dong heaved a sigh of relief, recognized the voice as Cheng Yao, silently said a good job, leaned on the back of the sofa with his whole body relaxed, his head was tilted heavily to the side, and his consciousness gradually drifted.
An hour passed, and the phone was still silent. Ji Chi took it out and looked at it several times to make sure it was out of battery and calling charges.
Maybe Mama didn't see it?Or did not receive it?Or maybe his phone is out of battery?
So do you want to send another one?
Well, let's post another one, after all, they have hugged their waists, and their relationship is not as good as before...
—Mai Mai, what are you up to?Why don't you reply to the text messages (⊙o⊙)?
Still nothing.
Ji Chi fidgeted restlessly, put a small piece of mobile phone on the desk, looked at the document absently, then turned to look at it—still silent.
My heart seemed to be hanging in the air, not going up or down, I gritted my teeth and dialed the number.
No one heard.
Why didn't Mai Mai accept it?He even hugged my waist...
One didn't answer, and after 5 minutes, Ji Chi dialed another one, and then dialed again...
The persistent call finally attracted someone's attention, "Dongzi, your phone keeps calling, Dongzi, Dongzi...Damn, you're dead asleep... Hey, who is that, you'll be there later Call again, Dongzi is drunk and can't answer the phone now... You want to come pick him up? We are at XXKTV, the one in XX Square...Private Room 306...Damn, It hangs really fast!"
When Ji Chi appeared at the door of the private room with the bright lights on the corridor behind his back, the group of howling ghosts and wolves involuntarily calmed down and looked at him. Buzzing out.
Wearing a well-tailored slim suit, he looked tall and straight. He was wearing an ivory white shirt inside, and a twill tie was tied around his neck meticulously, forming a perfect triangle at the collar. This man looked handsome and extraordinary all over his body. Full of ascetic solemnity, the light illuminates his tight lips and indifferent expression, like a statue.
The man's eyes looked around, and when he saw Mai Dong who was drunk and collapsed beside him, he fixed his eyes, went straight to him, and half picked him up.
Cheng Yao was silently admiring the handsome guy, but seeing him come to hug Mai Dong, she couldn't help but ask, "Who are you? You came to pick up Mai Dong?"
Ji Chi glanced at her, all the statistics were clear at a glance, appearance 60 points, voice 50 points, figure 30 points, temperament 30 points, an average of 43 points, gender plus 10 points as appropriate, a total score of 53, nothing to fear.
He showed a lukewarm smile: "Yes, please take care of my Maimai, I'll pick him up."
The author has something to say:
☆, enter the room
Ji Chi walked out of the KTV with Mai Dong in his arms, and was blown by the cool wind outside, and most of his barely maintained calm immediately dissipated.
The person he was thinking about was hanging in his arms at the moment, with his head resting on his shoulders, a few strands of hair mischievously sweeping across his cheeks, the itchy, swishing, numb feeling seemed to bring sparks to the bottom of his heart.
Carefully carried Mai Dong into the back seat, took out the blanket prepared in the car and carefully covered him.During the whole process, Ji Chi's face was red and bloodshot, and his heartbeat hit his ribs like a drum.If someone paid attention to his face, they probably thought he was drinking too much.
In the old building where Mai Dong lived, the stairs were steep and narrow, and the corridor lights flickered on and off, making it rather gloomy and cramped.
Mai Dong was so drunk that he was half hugged and half supported by Ji Chi, with all the weight on him.The weight of an adult man is not limited. After struggling up a few steps, Ji Chi hesitated a little, gritted his teeth and picked him up horizontally, carefully protecting him, and climbed up to the third floor in one breath.He should be thankful that he keeps exercising regularly, and at the same time he should be thankful that the floors of Mai Dong's house are not too high.
At the door of the house, there was another difficulty. Is the key in Maimai's pocket?
Ji Chi supported Mai Dong's body with one hand, and groped for him with a trembling hand, and finally felt a hard touch outside the pocket of Mai Dong's jeans.
First thought was, gotta touch it out!
The second thought was that he was about to make intimate contact with the inner thigh of his sweetheart!
Swallowing, he hesitantly reached into the pocket of Mai Dong's jeans, and felt the warmth through the thin fabric, which made his hand tremble violently, his breathing suddenly became short of breath, his face was hot, as if Can emit smoke.
Mai Dong let out a grunt at this moment.
Ji Chi withdrew his hand instantly.
Difficult, did he touch something that shouldn't be touched just now?
Impossible, he just reached in a little bit, even if he wanted to touch... No, he definitely didn't want to do such a shameful thing!Both his hands and his mind are absolutely pure!
Ji Chi was so nervous that he even held his breath. Fortunately, Mai Dong was just talking unconsciously, and then he fell silent. He exhaled, not daring to think too much this time, so he quickly found the location and found out the metal object.
After entering the door, he suddenly had a feeling that the revolution had finally succeeded. After sending Mai Mai home so many times, he finally entered the room for the first time!
Move Mai Dong to the bed and take off his shoes and socks.Before covering the quilt, it suddenly occurred to me that it would be very uncomfortable to sleep wearing clothes. I moved my fingers tremblingly to the buttons of the Maidong plaid shirt, and it took a long time to untie the first button, and then the second button... …
As the buttons were gradually undone, a small piece of fair skin was exposed, Ji Chi's eyes were fixed on him, his heart beating wildly, as if it was about to pop out of his throat in the next second.He swallowed heavily, relying on his strong willpower to force himself to look away, so he didn't reach out to touch it.
Just helping Mai Dong take off his shirt, Ji Chi was already sweating, and seeing that there was still a vest inside, he couldn't help feeling disappointed.
Another thought: Science says sleeping naked is good for your health.
So to continue or not to continue?
After a fierce battle in his heart, Ji Chi still didn't dare to get this lustful, he moved his hands to the button of his trousers with a little regret, took a deep breath, and quickly unbuttoned and pulled the zipper.The next moment, Mai Dong's bulging mass wrapped in underwear stood out, and Ji Chi seemed to be able to vaguely smell a masculinity.
With a bang, the blood in his whole body flowed upstream, his breathing was heavy, and his blood spurted out.
On the other hand, he can calmly judge: Well, Mai Mai has grown up a lot...
He stared at that place without blinking, and then looked away guiltily after a long time.When he took off his jeans, he couldn't help but look at Mai Dong's two straight, slender, white and clean legs like a girl's.
If the only reason left reminds him that he will catch a cold if he doesn't help Mai Dong cover the quilt, I'm afraid he will keep watching.
Then he went to twist a hot towel to wipe Mai Dong's face.Mai Dong seemed to know that someone disturbed his sleep, so he murmured displeasedly, turned over, found a comfortable position, and went on to sleep deeply.
Ji Chi didn't dare to move him anymore, so he tucked the corner of the quilt for him, stood motionless by the bed and stared at him for a long time, then turned off the light and exited the room.
After finally entering the residence of his sweetheart, the atmosphere of his sweetheart is everywhere, of course Ji Chi will not let go of such a rare opportunity, he is like entering an adventure garden, looking east and west, wishing that even the dust on the ground would disappear The number of grains is clear.
He carefully looked at the bottles of shampoo and shower gel in the bathroom, and wrote down the names and scents. He planned to replace all the ones he used with the same ones as soon as he went back. When he thought of exuding the same scent as his sweetheart Taste, the corners of the cold and hard mouth suddenly rippling with a smug smile.
The clothes that Mai Dong had changed a few days ago hadn't been washed, so they just put them in the laundry basket.Ji Chi was a little excited when he saw it, will there be underwear pinched?I really want to look through it.
Do it when you think of it.
Such a shameful thing, if Mai Dong was on the sidelines, he wouldn't even dare to think about it.But now, Mai Dong is so drunk that he can't see what he's doing, and he's getting fatter all of a sudden.
Sure enough, there are underwear and so on. Maimai's habit is not good. The underwear was not washed that day. He was holding a pair of boxer underwear tightly in his hand, and he almost lowered his head to smell it.
Reluctantly grabbed it for a while, put it aside, the underwear is amazing, of course I will wash it by hand later~~
Then I searched and searched, and suddenly grabbed a piece of clothing consisting of two triangles and a thin strap. It was a lady's bra!
Ji Chi's face immediately darkened, but he suddenly understood, and then he found several women's clothes, including a pair of black stockings as thin as cicada's wings.
Ji Chi couldn't help recalling what he saw just now, Mai Dong's pair of white and slender legs, without even leg hair, were clean, if he wore silk stockings...
As soon as the nasal cavity became hot, some red liquid flowed down.
In the next scene, Ji Chi stuffed two balls of toilet paper in his nostrils, and was scrubbing Mai Dong's underwear and socks in the sink, and the bra was also floating on the water.
He rubbed, rubbed, and felt that the intimacy index with his sweetheart also rose slowly, and pink bubbles filled the surroundings.
The laundry was hung out on the balcony, full of a sweet sense of accomplishment, Ji Chi went to the kitchen again, inspecting the kitchen facilities, the refrigerator, the cabinets like a king inspecting it... It was clear at a glance that Mai Dong never opened fire at home, the refrigerator There is nothing in it except a few cans of Coke and quick-frozen dumplings. There are several large bags of instant noodles in the cabinet, with all kinds of brands and flavors.
Ji Chi frowned fiercely, the good mood just now was gone, and anger was born in his heart: Mai Maitai doesn't know how to cherish himself, how can eating these things be nutritious?Sure enough, there should be someone by his side to take care of him!
After a simple wash, Ji Chi lay on the sofa, staring at the ceiling, wondering how to make Mai Dong pay more attention to three meals a day.
The sofa was not as tall as him, and his feet were hanging on the edge aggrievedly. After a long time, he still didn't feel sleepy.The most important thing is that my sweetheart is sleeping right next to the wall, and when I think about it, I feel as if there is a kitten scratching its paws.
What if Mai Mai is not feeling well at night?After drinking, his mouth must be dry, and he will definitely want to drink water in the middle of the night. Sure enough, it is better to go into the room to take care of him at a close distance, right?
With this thought, I couldn't bear it anymore.
I saw a figure furtively putting his ear to the outside of the room door. After making sure that the person inside was not awake, he unscrewed the handle lightly and slipped into the room.
The only sound in the room was Mai Dong's moderate snoring.Ji Chi didn't dare to turn on the light, and groped to find the position of the bed.
Mai Dong slept on all fours, occupying the whole bed spread out into a big font, Ji Chi fumbled for a while, but couldn't find any vacant space, not to mention lying on it, there wasn't even a place to sit on.
But he was not willing to leave, he touched the carpet and it was still thick, so he just lay down on it with his clothes on.I thought I would not be able to fall asleep, but I fell asleep after a while.
In the middle of the night, Mai Dong's bladder was tight, and his mind was still confused. He walked two steps with his feet on the ground, and tripped over something. His dull brain didn't know how to brake, so he fell down and jumped on the ball.
The mass under him moved and breathed in.
Like a pot of cold water being poured down, Mai Dong woke up instantly, clasped the man's neck with a little light, and asked, "Who? The thief?"
Ji Chi was strangled by him, and he uttered a few words with difficulty: "Yes, it's me, Mai Mai."
Mai Dong recognized Ji Chi's voice, cursed, turned on the light, and saw Ji Chi lying on the carpet, his face a little pale.
"Why are you at my house?"
☆, same bed
Don't look at Ji Chi's daring to wash Mai Dong's underwear, daring to masturbate to the stockings he wore, and even sneaking into Mai Dong's room to try to share the same bed with him, but all these are based on the fact that Mai Dong is drunk In the state of unconsciousness, now the deity is looking at him soberly, and seems to be a little unhappy, Ji Chi's courage is like a bubble in the sun, it will shatter when poked.
When asked about him at this moment, it was as if someone had tapped his acupoint, he was speechless and unable to utter a single word.
Mai Dong suddenly slapped his forehead: "Shouldn't I be in KTV? I seem to be drunk, you sent me back? How do you know I'm there?" After a little thought, he roughly guessed the reason.
Ji Chi stammered the ins and outs.
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