The rise of the reborn male god

Ever since he read his younger brother's masterpiece, Tang Qiubai has always kept an eye out for it. Whenever his younger brother writes a diary and hides it secretly, he can find the diary immediately.It's just that my younger brother doesn't write often, and there may only be one or two masterpieces a week.

Tang Qiubai felt that he was chasing the longest update in history. He gradually saw his younger brother's inner world, and then realized——I really can't understand it.

For example, yesterday Tang Qiubai participated in the debate competition on behalf of their age, and killed the senior seniors. As a result, he was sought after by the entire grade and gained a large number of senior fans. The younger brother who was watching the battle came back and wrote:

My brother is so handsome, so handsome, so handsome, but I am even more handsome.

If my brother says a spell (French), I guarantee that no one will be able to answer it.

But I can fight back with pi, and I can recite many, many digits after the decimal point.

My brother’s heart is like this: ……………………………………

Every time I read my brother's diary, my brother feels like he has been baptized from another world.Then in the second year of junior high school, my younger brother participated in the pi dictation competition in the school, but he didn't win the championship.

why?

Because he felt that it was too childish, and it would be unfair to other contestants for a genius like him to participate, so he said to the referee, "I can write backwards."

Then he gorgeously recorded the numbers in the wrong place, one wrong, all wrong, his brother's heart almost collapsed.

That referee was my brother who was a member of the study department of the student union at the time

brother silently thinking

my brother

why so funny, so stupid

Then the elder brother ruthlessly disqualified the younger brother.But it never occurred to me that history did not remember No.1 in the competition, and the disqualified younger brother was unanimously recognized by everyone. A lot of people surrounded him to comfort him, but the younger brother ran to his elder brother to act like a baby.

"Brother~ I will definitely not make a mistake next time, you should praise me too." The younger brother put his arms around his shoulders, clinging to him like a piece of gum.

The serious brother rolled his eyes gracefully, "We'll wait until your monthly exam results come out."

"Then I'm definitely number one in our class!" The younger brother was confident and a little proud, and when he grinned, his two pointed canine teeth were exposed.

"Okay, I got it." The elder brother patted his younger brother on the head, and then, as expected, he screamed.

The younger brother scratched his head. These people were really strange. Every time he was with his elder brother, he would cover his heart and yell, as if he was suffering from distress.Yes, just like those fans of my father, sometimes I really feel tired of being stared at all the time, but every time my brother says "then you stay away from me", my brother feels that it is too disadvantageous , Pidianpidian followed up again.

The elder brother felt that the younger brother was annoying.

Brother: "Brother! I forgot to bring my underwear! Pass me a pair!"

elder brother:"……"

Brother: "Brother! Let's go to the movies this weekend, shall we?"

Brother: "Go find your classmate."

The younger brother grabbed his elder brother's arm and acted like a baby, "No, this is too sad, why don't you go with me~"

elder brother:"……"

In this way, the elder brother accompanied the younger brother to watch movies for n years, and had an illusion countless times-am I a girlfriend?

However, when the younger brother really didn't need his elder brother to accompany him to the movies, the elder brother felt that he was not well.

my brother

It's a plant in a pot

onion

Although it looks silly

tearing apart

but he is a good onion

Now he's going to be picked

So I raised my hand

butcher knife

Everyone who has the courage to pursue his younger brother is a pig in his elder brother's eyes, a pig who wants nothing but nothing.I have raised my younger brother for so long, watering him and fertilizing him every day, but now someone wants to pick him up and ask me if I have the knife in my hand?

Therefore, anyone who dares to pursue his younger brother is a true warrior. Leaving aside other things, the ability to resist blows must be strong.Because even if you catch him, you will still encounter the following situations in the process of getting your brother's approval:

When you face difficulties from your uncle, your boyfriend will not rush into your arms to comfort you, he will be very happy and sit next to his brother like a good brother, the twinkle in his eyes seems to say—— —It turns out that my brother really cares about me the most!

Bai Lingsheng was always worried about one thing when his son was in adolescence. For a while, he seemed to be in a daze, and asked Tang Zhaoning, "Hey, tell me... what if my brother and brother really see each other right?"

Tang Zhaoning: →_→

Bai Lingsheng: "There are such things, it's the kind where I feel that I only see you in my eyes."

Tang Zhaoning patted his head, "Good boy, sleep well and heal up."

Bai Lingsheng got a little angry, "I'm telling you something serious! Look at them, they're so nice, and they're both in high school. They don't even have a boyfriend or girlfriend. God... what if it's really that kind of thing?" What do you think I should do?"

Tang Zhaoning glanced at him: "Have you reached menopause?"

…………

Downstairs, my younger brother was eating pudding, and suddenly heard a strange noise upstairs, like a war, so he turned to his older brother who was reading, "Brother, what's the matter?"

"Eat yours." The elder brother looked up at the ceiling, and then continued to look down at the book calmly, "Probably because Dad has reached menopause and is more irritable."

"Oh..." The younger brother immersed himself in eating a few mouthfuls of pudding, suddenly felt that something was wrong, and suddenly raised his head and said, "Isn't menopause only for women?!"

The elder brother glanced at him, "Men and women are human, don't discriminate."

The younger brother is thoughtful.

As a result, the next day, my father, who had reached menopause, ran away violently, and was about to go out with his suitcase, saying that he was going to join his younger brother Bai Xiaoli.After graduating from university, Bai Xiaoli bought a house outside, and often lived in two different places. After all, he will have a family in the future, so it is impossible to live in the Tang family all the time.

But Bai Lingsheng didn't succeed in leaving in the end, because the Tang family is too big!He meowed that he was only halfway there, and Tang Zhaoning forcibly carried him back before reaching the main entrance.

"You put me down!"

"What's wrong with me?! You're going to say I'm in menopause!"

"Your sister is in menopause! Your whole family is in menopause!"

The two sons stood aside and watched speechlessly, Dad, the whole family includes you.

The furious Bai Lingsheng was finally carried upstairs by Mr. Tang without saying a word, and he didn't come down for a day. As for what happened, everyone knows.During dinner, both the older brother and the younger brother wisely didn't ask Dad why he didn't come down for dinner, and then gave him all sorts of favors for the next week.

Bai Lingsheng is very easy to coax, the father and son have already mastered the trick.Then, in order to dispel Bai Lingsheng's worries, Tang Zhaoning asked the elder son to make preparations. On the birthday of the second year of high school, he would hold a birthday party for the two brothers at home.At that time, invite some classmates, friends, etc., there must be someone who likes the brothers, and when everyone interacts, Bai Lingsheng will be able to get rid of the messy thinking.

However, never expected.

On the day of his birthday, among the [-] people who came, there were indeed many people who were interested in his elder brother and younger brother. Among them, a cute girl who was black, long, straight, and liuhai kept haunting his younger brother.The elder brother thought he liked the younger brother, but when everyone else went to set off the fireworks and the elder brother happened to be alone with the girl, the girl told him.

"I like your dad."

i like your daddy...

like your daddy...

love you daddy...

your father...

dad……

dad……

The truth came like a tornado, which caught people off guard.The elder brother froze for a moment, forced himself to calm down, and then asked, "Which father?"

"Bai Shengsheng, the old man, he is really, really handsome!" The girl's eyes were full of shining stars, but she seemed to realize that she was a little out of control, after all, the person she was talking about belonged to the person in front of her. ... Dad.

That's right, as the group of people who get married early and have children early in the circle, Bai Ling has a son who is so old now, but that face looks only two or three years older than when he first debuted, forever 25, eternal youth, It is not an exaggeration to say that he is not an old man.However, his temperament has been changing all the time, and the precipitation of the years has made him more attractive. It's almost universal for all ages, and there are a lot of girl fans who are rushing to four.

And because Bai Lingsheng looks young, the actresses who act with him are all young actresses in their twenties, and those in their early thirties who stand with him are like acting like siblings.Some people on the Internet said, if 40-year-old Bai Lingsheng is allowed to act with a 40-year-old actress, oh my god, that would be a crime!

"But don't worry, I don't want to have a son as old as you." The girl went on to say, "I'm satisfied just seeing him today~"

Seeing the happy expression on the girl's face, the elder brother couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief.But to be able to give up so easily, this girl is probably one of the vast number of girl fans, and most of them admire her in her heart, otherwise, Dad's crime will be serious.

Over there, Bai Lingsheng and Tang Zhaoning stood side by side to watch the group of young people set off fireworks. Seeing that the eldest son was not among them, they looked around for a while, and when they saw him standing with a girl, they threw them over. A meaningful laugh.

My brother turned his head silently, let's just misunderstand like this, let me bear all the sins.

Bai Lingsheng thought he was acquiescing to what he meant, so he turned his head away with a smile on his face.Tang Zhaoning, who was standing next to him, didn't think so, but he wasn't going to raise his own doubts, one thing more is worse than one thing less, menopause needs everyone to overcome it together.