[Quick Transmigration] You are a weak soul

This time, Bai Shi played a cat demon, which was originally the pet of a certain celestial being in the sky. The life of the celestial being was boring. One day, he made a bet with another celestial being. If he lost, he would bring his pet to dance. Sendai, experienced a lifetime of mundane things.Then, this little white cat and his owner became the first people (pets) in the history of the fairy world who fell into the mortal experience because of losing a bet.

This is not the most shameful thing, the most shameful thing is the content of their bet-guess what color pants the Emperor of Heaven is wearing today.

When the Emperor of Heaven found out, he ordered the people around him with a dark face: "Kick him down! It's best to leave a shoe print on his ass!"

Then, Shangxian, who was able to gracefully jump down from Xiantai, was kicked a hundred and eight thousand miles away, and almost fell into a flock of ducks.

After kicking the man, he came back and replied, thinking that there seemed to be another murderer, he hurriedly reminded the Emperor: "How to deal with the other person?"

The Emperor of Heaven didn't even raise his eyelids, and said flatly, "Let him contract all the public toilets in the Heavenly Court..."

The little white cat fell into the mortal world and turned into a cat demon, while the immortal was reincarnated into an ordinary family. On the way, one person, one cat, was specially summoned by the Emperor of Heaven, Meng Po, who was specially summoned by the Heavenly Emperor, sprinkled the water of Wangchuan all over her body, temporarily dissipating the memory.

During the day, he sunbathed his belly on the roof and squinted his eyes to enjoy the sun.Little Trumpet knelt beside him, reading the script word by word, occasionally interjecting a few notes.

"Our main task now is to wait for the little Taoist priest to go down the mountain before proceeding to the next plot."

Bai Shi rubbed his head on the tiles, lazily said in his heart, "How long will it take?"

"Nine years. That's what the script says."

"Really?" Bai Shi thought for a while, do I want to spend nine years in such a boring way?Originally, he planned to finish the story before the plot masters were released, but now it seems that it is useless.

"Can I press fast forward?"

"Uh...you don't need to press fast forward, you can skip all the plots that have nothing to do with the mainstream plot."

Bai Shi was just asking casually, but he didn't expect this to happen. Bai Shi immediately jumped up, licked his paw, and said, "Then why are you still standing there? Get started!"

The little trumpet stared blankly at Bai Shi, "You just need to take a nap, and the time will automatically jump tomorrow morning."

"It's so simple? Don't you want to have some magnificent and majestic scenes?"

A drop of sweat dripped from the back of Xiao Trumpan's head, "...you think too much..."

The next day, the timeline automatically jumped to the first two months before the little Taoist went down the mountain. Bai Shi pulled his tube top and looked at the corpse in front of him twitchingly.In other words, such rotten avenues as selling one's body and burying one's father can be found everywhere. He can understand making him kneel in front of a dead body and calling for his father, but he can't understand making him turn into a woman!Although it was said in ancient times that only women sold themselves to bury their fathers, there was no rule that men could not sell themselves to bury their fathers?

Bai Shi was quite annoyed by this setting, but Xiao Trumpet's words immediately relieved him of the pain.

"Selling one's body to bury one's father relies on the selling point of a helpless weak woman, that's why there is a classic plot of a hero saving the beauty and punishing a bully. If he becomes a man, the rough man will probably wait until his father is rotten. If you agree, you will also invite violent control from the urban management, unless you are born handsome, the bully and the hero are both gay, or this is an article about women, maybe it can be used!"

After the little horn finished talking, Bai Shi squinted at him, "Where did you get these words?" He didn't think that with the IQ and EQ of the little horn, he could say such a thing!

"It's written in my storybook...with parentheses..."

Bai Shi: "..."

I would like to add here that after nine years, Baishi has been able to transform into a human form. Of course, he is in the form of a man, but this time he temporarily took the form of a daughter for the sake of the plot.Although the cat demon transformed into a human form is not as charming as the fox demon, it is very sexy.

Kneeling and crying on the street for a long time, finally the target person came - rich second-generation You Zilong, Young Master You.His father was the richest businessman in the capital, and his family's main business was silk, with cakes as a sideline.

Bai Shi raised his eyes, and saw a handsome young man in crescent moon clothes shaking his gold-painted folding fan, walking over with a few wine and meat friends.Bai Shi's heart froze, he used his sleeve to cover the front and pretended to wipe away his tears, and secretly dripped the eye drops that had been prepared in his eye sockets.Let this black history be even more frenzied!

You Zilong and the others had noticed this way a long time ago, and each of them walked over with a local tyrant's golden fan. Bai Shi peeked out of the corner of his eye, thinking, what the hell!This Nima has a sense of sight of the four great talents in the south of the Yangtze River.

When the four great talents came to Bai Shi, a woman sold herself to bury her father and was teased by the dude, and finally she was laughed at by the hero, ah!Is another playboy rescue story.

You Zilong didn't say a word at first, and when he was watching a play with several people molesting Bai, he finally couldn't stand it anymore, so he stopped him, "I want this girl."

A simple sentence silenced the rest of the people, and the two people who originally planned to buy Bai Shi home and ravage them wisely stopped talking.You family's financial resources and power are incomparable to the sum of the few of them. Today, you are only asking You Zilong out for your own business. It's too late to please him. How can you rob him?

You Zilong helped Bai Shi up from the ground, and said, "Follow me, I will send someone to bury your father properly."

He never liked to associate with this group of dudes, and today he couldn't resist their invitation to go to the mansion together before agreeing.

Bai Shi raised a pear-blossoming face and said, "I want to see my father die in peace."

Hearing Bai Shi's poor man's tone, the little trumpet shuddered three times, deciding in his heart that Bai Shi was definitely a temptation!

When You Zilong looked at Bai, the corners of his mouth twitched, and he said, "It's up to you."

Saying goodbye to a few dandies, You Zilong immediately asked the servants around him to return home and send four servants to help Bai Shi bury his father, and he himself followed silently, watching Bai Shi kneeling in front of the grave and sobbing softly.

During the whole day, he had a mournful face, silently pinching his thighs and crying.

When he arrived at You Mansion, Bai Shi volunteered to be You Zilong's personal maid, and took care of You Zilong's daily life every day. He was even more nanny than a nanny. get cold.Bai Shi didn't care, completely ignoring Madam's gaze.When it's time to eat and drink, serve tea when it's time to serve tea, serve clothes when it's time to serve and change clothes, and talk about ideals and life when it's time to talk about ideals and life.Originally, he was a man, and he didn't feel any taboo with You Zilong, who was also a man, and You Zilong didn't say anything, and let him do it.The script said that he wanted to have an affair with You Zilong, but Bai Shi didn't understand it, so he just treated him as a buddy, and the scene of the happy conversation made several of the genuine wife's handkerchiefs chewed to pieces.

After more than a month, Bai Shi has become a vixen in the eyes of almost everyone in the mansion.I've never seen someone so blatantly seductive!

Bai Shi also turned a blind eye to this, anyway, he was here for soy sauce, and in a few days when the little Taoist priest came, he could leave.

You Zilong would practice calligraphy in the study whenever he had time, and Bai Shi walked in when he had the time.Because the two got to know each other well, Bai Shi went straight to You Zilong without saying hello and pretended to watch him write.

You Zilong looked at him curiously, and said with a smile, "Xiaoxuan is interested in calligraphy?"

Bai Shi's daughter's name is Bai Xuan. When You Zilong asked him his name, he couldn't think of a name suitable for an ancient woman, and the script had always used the name of the little cat demon. Appropriate hesitantly.At that time he said 'Xuan', You Zilong reflexively thought it was 'Xuan', Bai Shi just remembered that he is now a daughter, so he simply called Bai Xuan along the way.After that, You Zilong kept calling him Xiaoxuan, every time Bai Shi would react for a long time, and then felt a chill in his heart.

Bai Shi nodded as he answered You Zilong's question, and as expected, the other party asked him to teach him how to write, and of course Bai Shi couldn't ask for it.

In order to perform the handshake and the ambiguous pose with the chest on the back, Bai Shi secretly practiced with the trumpet many times, and finally passed the level successfully under the guidance of the trumpet.The trumpet said, just think of the person behind you as the person you least dislike and want to be intimate with.

Even if Bai Shi killed him, he wouldn't tell Little Trumpet, what he was thinking was the plot master!

About 5 minutes later, the madam came to find her husband with the pastries she made herself. Seeing the scene in front of her, the madam was deeply hurt internally and her body shook. I wondered if she would faint on the spot.

You Zilong didn't have the slightest expression of being caught, he let go of Bai Shi's hand unhurriedly, put a little distance away from him, and said to his wife calmly, "What's the matter?"

This calmness, this composure, Bai Shi couldn't help but admire You Zilong's five-body admiration, the cheating husband in the whole universe was caught by his wife, you are the calmest one!

Inadvertently listening to the meaningless conversation between the couple, Bai Shi took advantage of his wife's chance to sneak a peek at him and showed his eyes full of monsters. Can't see either.The madam was so frightened that her eyes showed panic, her hands shook, and a plate of pastries fell to the ground.She is also a smart person, it is useless to know that she is a monster when she yells out Bai Shi at this time, because she is the only one who saw it, and Bai Shi did it on purpose.

Clutching her little heart, the lady who was helped back to the room by the maid went to the temple to offer incense the next day, and secretly sent someone to invite the Taoist priest.She had already decided in her heart that Bai Shi was a vixen who seduced her husband.

Bai Shi turned into a cat shape and rushed up to the roof, laying on the tiles while playing with the metal whistle on the necklace, while looking at the lady who was stuffing the amulet on You Zilong's body, shaking the cat's head and saying: "Stupid woman..."

Seeing his wife being pushed away by You Zilong, and persistently chasing after him, Bai Shi raised one of his front paws and pressed it on his forehead, sighing, "What a tragedy..."

Little Trumpet glanced at him, and resisted the urge to kick the big white cat at his feet.

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