[Quick Transmigration] You are a weak soul
Chapter 27: The First Story
The villagers in the village lost three little chickens. This kind of thing was not a big deal. If it happened in other places, it might just be a talk and pass.But this was the first time this happened in this village. Although it was in the mountains, in the early years, because wild beasts came to harass it many times, they invited someone to set up a magic circle specially designed to guard against wild beasts.
For many years, there have been no wild beasts in the village. This time, Liu San, who lost his chicken, came to the little Taoist priest on the advice of the villagers, and asked him to see if the magic circle had been destroyed, allowing wild beasts to break in. Take his chick.
The little Taoist first walked around the courtyard of Liu San's house, vaguely felt a little familiar evil spirit, and immediately understood in his heart that this matter had something to do with the kitten at home.There was a burst of anger in my heart for no reason.
At first, the little Taoist priest didn't directly question the little cat demon, but shut himself in a room without eating or drinking.He was angry with himself, like a father who blamed himself not his son but himself when his son made a mistake.The so-called raising or not teaching, the father's fault is like this.
Bai Shi seized the time to lie on the door and kept calling the little Taoist priest's name, and finally turned into a cat shape and jumped in through the window. The little Taoist priest was sitting cross-legged on a futon with his eyes closed and motionless.
It is written in the script that at this time, the little cat demon will use all kinds of methods to get forgiveness from the little Taoist priest.Therefore, demons are generally very cunning.
First use the little paw to gently press the little Taoist's knees, and at the same time make two pitiful meows. This is the first trick to show cuteness!
Jump on the little Taoist's lap, rub his head against his waist, make a purring sound, and keep sweeping his tail back and forth. This is the first trick of acting like a baby!
Finally, put the two front paws on the little Taoist's chest, stand on tiptoe, stretch the neck, and lick his chin with the small tongue, this is the last trick!
Xiao Trumpet closed the book, hoping to convey a message of cheer to Bai Shi with his eyes.
For the ticket to go home, Sao Nian will try to act coquettish and cute!
When he was white, his head was full of black lines. As an elegant and expensive cat who can't stand on the refrigerator all the year round, how could he rub against a human being without any bottom line? [You are human too, hey! 〕
But, the lure of going home...
"Meow, master, please forgive me!" Bai Shi swayed the sexy cat's butt beside the cheerful runner.
The cover gentleman's eyes suddenly flashed a gleam, and he took out the claw machine in his pants with lightning speed. How could such a passionate scene not be recorded?Go back and make a PPT anonymously and send it to the plot gentleman for appreciation = ̄ω ̄=
"Baby, you..." Mr. Setting hurriedly grabbed the hand of Mr. Cover who was about to take a picture, and said, "How can you take a picture? You should take out the DVD for this kind of thing." After finishing speaking, he used his chin Pointing to Mr. Symbol and Mr. Page on the other side, I saw that the two were watching a DVD with relish.
As one of the protagonists of the film, Bai Shi could only use the corners of his mouth to twitch to express the spectacular sight of thousands of grass-mud horses whizzing by in his heart at this moment.
Do you dare to be more boring?
"What are you doing?" The little trumpet moved curiously behind Mr. Wenwen, and saw that he was holding a large brush and a piece of white paper in his hand.
Mr. Wenwen looked back at the small speaker and said excitedly: "The picture is so beautiful, I want to draw it down."
Small speakers:"……"
other people:"……"
Bai Shi clumsily rubbed against the little Taoist's chin, licking something with his tongue, but he still didn't have the courage.
The little Taoist priest was unmoved, but his face softened a little. After observing for a while, Bai Shi turned into a human form, put his head on the little Taoist priest's lap, and said nonchalantly, "I was wrong, please forgive me, okay?" ? Don’t just sit here and don’t move or talk to me, I’m uncomfortable.”
Although the tone was not as aggrieved and pitiful as required in the script, it was at least five or six points. When the little Taoist heard it, his rigid face finally relaxed, and he put his palm on Bai Shi's hair, and said helplessly: " You are such a disobedient kitten."
The first cold war was over, and the little Taoist knew that this monster was a monster after all, and it would take a year and a half to get rid of the monster in his body. It's not good to force him too much, otherwise he would not only be unable to suppress it, but would skyrocket in the end. .
But fortunately, Bai Shi is not a human being, which can be regarded as his progress.
Two years have passed in the blink of an eye, but only a few important plots have been recorded in Baishi's timeline, so to Baishi, these two years seem like two weeks have passed short.But he still felt that the boring time made him moldy every minute.
And during this leisure time, the gentlemen will enjoy watching the video of "Becoming a kitten and rubbing against a little Taoist priest in white time".
Bai Shi had no choice but to scratch the sycamore tree in the yard with his paws every time. The little Taoist thought he was going mad, so he hurriedly used a charm to fix him, and recited a heart-purifying spell to him for two hours, making him Bai Shi wanted to cry but had no tears for many days.
In the past two years, Bai Shi's evil spirit as a cat demon has decreased a lot, and he has become closer to the little Taoist priest.Bai Shi thought that if they were in the human world, they might become good friends, but the current situation is... two people want to fall in love...
Oh grass!also drunk...
After experiencing these stories, Bai Shi suddenly felt sympathetic to the characters in this book. Their fates were all written by others, and every word and every plot was written by others. They could only repeat it over and over again. With the same ending.
Therefore, he should not become an NPC in the book!
A third-rate warlock came to the village and wanted to worship the little Taoist priest as his teacher, but the purpose of his apprenticeship was not simple. The little Taoist priest saw that he was not sincere, so he refused to let him in.
Master said that those with evil intentions should never associate with them!
He came to disturb him again and again, but the little Taoist still didn't speak to him. The third-rate warlock suddenly became angry, slandered the little Taoist with words, threw his sleeves and left angrily!
As a little cat demon with a strong desire to protect, this must be unbearable!
Bai Shi sneaked into the warlock's room that night, turned into a monster, and attracted ghosts from all directions, frightening him so much that he was unsteady, and lay on the bed for half a month. Monk, this stabilized his soul.
Bai Shi, who did this privately, was naturally blamed by the little Taoist priest, and the two of them fought coldly for a long time.
Bai Shi caught the little Taoist's soft-heartedness towards the little cat demon, so naturally he wasted a little bit of energy before ending the cold war.But this time, the little Taoist made Bai Shi face the wall and think for a month.
After thinking about it, Baishi's life is still comfortable. When the sun comes out, he will turn into a cat and lie in the yard to bask in the sun. After the sun is over, he will roll around on the spot and rub his snow-white belly next to the little Taoist priest.
The little Taoist looked at the little white cat lying on the ground with squinted eyes in a strange posture with amused smile, stretched out his hand to scratch its belly, and listened to the purring sound in its throat.It's nice to think about days like this.
However, whenever life starts to go smoothly, there will always be some annoying little villains who suddenly appear, making your quality of life suddenly deteriorate.
For example, that third-rate warlock...
A few villagers were brought over to find fault, saying that the cat in the little Taoist's arms was a monster.
Bai Shi immediately rolled his eyes at him, and continued to squint his eyes to enjoy the pleasure of tickling.Ever since he became a cat, he especially likes to be tickled by people, not because he clings to him so much to develop a relationship with the little Taoist priest. He really can't find anyone to serve him like this!The plot king is not here again. [Wait, what did he just say? ⊙▽⊙〕
None of this is the point!The point is how to get rid of this person in front of him!
The third-rate warlock firmly believes that this cat is a cat demon!How can a cat roll people's eyes!It's not a demon, it's a horse!
Villager A: "Yo, really, this cat looks very proud!"
Villager B: "The proud expression is a monster? My iron man is often arrogant!"
Villager A: "How can a buffalo be so arrogant?"
Villager B: "I'm sorry, didn't I discuss with the village head old He a few days ago, and let Tieniu go to breed with his second girl these days? As a result, when Lao He came to lead him today, he hid in it alive and well. Come out and get on the bar."
Villager A: "What's going on?"
Villager B: "That guy thought I didn't want it anymore, so he wanted to give it to Lao He! Why are you still angry with me now!"
Villager A: "..."
Seeing that the topic was all about Tie Nan from the villager Yi's family, the third-rate warlock immediately yelled to attract their attention, and introduced to everyone the eminent monk who rescued him that day, "This is an eminent monk who has attained the Tao. Demon, powerful mana, the cat in this Taoist's arms is a demon, he can tell at a glance!"
The villagers whispered for a while, most of them supported the little Taoist priest, and they didn't believe that there would be a monster in his family.
The monk took a step forward to the little Taoist priest and nodded to greet him, and the little Taoist priest also nodded in response.
From the very beginning when he entered the room, the eminent monk had sensed a little evil spirit, and now that he was getting closer to the little Taoist priest, the evil spirit became more obvious, and he could not help but stare at the white cat in his arms.
"This white cat has a demonic aura about it."
The firm tone surprised everyone around!The warlock showed a smug smile on the side.
The little Taoist calmly took out a glass bottle from his waist and said, "The evil spirit you mentioned comes from here."
The eminent monk was puzzled, took a look at the bottle, his expression changed immediately, he handed the bottle back respectfully, said something to bother him, then turned and left without saying a word.
Villager A: "Hey, what's going on? Just leave like this?"
Villager B: "Low IQ, it's obviously a misunderstanding. Let's go, what should we do!"
The third-rate sorcerer was also puzzled by the second monk Zhang Er. Seeing that everyone was gone, he left in a hurry to chase after the eminent monk to ask for an explanation.
Didn't you agree to be each other's partners?
"how did you do it?"
Everyone left, Bai Shi asked.
The little Taoist touched Bai Shi's head and said, "This bottle contains the severed tail of a nine-tailed fox demon. I made that eminent monk think that the demonic aura on your body came from this, so he naturally had nothing to say. Moreover, people in the same way respect the demon catcher who has the tail of the nine-tailed fox demon."
"So, this is considered muddling through?"
"Uh... yeah."
The author has something to say: sneak up to update...
I am really happy to be able to update = ̄ω ̄=
But please forgive my slow speed_(:_」∠)_
Claw machine codeword is not easy π_π
For many years, there have been no wild beasts in the village. This time, Liu San, who lost his chicken, came to the little Taoist priest on the advice of the villagers, and asked him to see if the magic circle had been destroyed, allowing wild beasts to break in. Take his chick.
The little Taoist first walked around the courtyard of Liu San's house, vaguely felt a little familiar evil spirit, and immediately understood in his heart that this matter had something to do with the kitten at home.There was a burst of anger in my heart for no reason.
At first, the little Taoist priest didn't directly question the little cat demon, but shut himself in a room without eating or drinking.He was angry with himself, like a father who blamed himself not his son but himself when his son made a mistake.The so-called raising or not teaching, the father's fault is like this.
Bai Shi seized the time to lie on the door and kept calling the little Taoist priest's name, and finally turned into a cat shape and jumped in through the window. The little Taoist priest was sitting cross-legged on a futon with his eyes closed and motionless.
It is written in the script that at this time, the little cat demon will use all kinds of methods to get forgiveness from the little Taoist priest.Therefore, demons are generally very cunning.
First use the little paw to gently press the little Taoist's knees, and at the same time make two pitiful meows. This is the first trick to show cuteness!
Jump on the little Taoist's lap, rub his head against his waist, make a purring sound, and keep sweeping his tail back and forth. This is the first trick of acting like a baby!
Finally, put the two front paws on the little Taoist's chest, stand on tiptoe, stretch the neck, and lick his chin with the small tongue, this is the last trick!
Xiao Trumpet closed the book, hoping to convey a message of cheer to Bai Shi with his eyes.
For the ticket to go home, Sao Nian will try to act coquettish and cute!
When he was white, his head was full of black lines. As an elegant and expensive cat who can't stand on the refrigerator all the year round, how could he rub against a human being without any bottom line? [You are human too, hey! 〕
But, the lure of going home...
"Meow, master, please forgive me!" Bai Shi swayed the sexy cat's butt beside the cheerful runner.
The cover gentleman's eyes suddenly flashed a gleam, and he took out the claw machine in his pants with lightning speed. How could such a passionate scene not be recorded?Go back and make a PPT anonymously and send it to the plot gentleman for appreciation = ̄ω ̄=
"Baby, you..." Mr. Setting hurriedly grabbed the hand of Mr. Cover who was about to take a picture, and said, "How can you take a picture? You should take out the DVD for this kind of thing." After finishing speaking, he used his chin Pointing to Mr. Symbol and Mr. Page on the other side, I saw that the two were watching a DVD with relish.
As one of the protagonists of the film, Bai Shi could only use the corners of his mouth to twitch to express the spectacular sight of thousands of grass-mud horses whizzing by in his heart at this moment.
Do you dare to be more boring?
"What are you doing?" The little trumpet moved curiously behind Mr. Wenwen, and saw that he was holding a large brush and a piece of white paper in his hand.
Mr. Wenwen looked back at the small speaker and said excitedly: "The picture is so beautiful, I want to draw it down."
Small speakers:"……"
other people:"……"
Bai Shi clumsily rubbed against the little Taoist's chin, licking something with his tongue, but he still didn't have the courage.
The little Taoist priest was unmoved, but his face softened a little. After observing for a while, Bai Shi turned into a human form, put his head on the little Taoist priest's lap, and said nonchalantly, "I was wrong, please forgive me, okay?" ? Don’t just sit here and don’t move or talk to me, I’m uncomfortable.”
Although the tone was not as aggrieved and pitiful as required in the script, it was at least five or six points. When the little Taoist heard it, his rigid face finally relaxed, and he put his palm on Bai Shi's hair, and said helplessly: " You are such a disobedient kitten."
The first cold war was over, and the little Taoist knew that this monster was a monster after all, and it would take a year and a half to get rid of the monster in his body. It's not good to force him too much, otherwise he would not only be unable to suppress it, but would skyrocket in the end. .
But fortunately, Bai Shi is not a human being, which can be regarded as his progress.
Two years have passed in the blink of an eye, but only a few important plots have been recorded in Baishi's timeline, so to Baishi, these two years seem like two weeks have passed short.But he still felt that the boring time made him moldy every minute.
And during this leisure time, the gentlemen will enjoy watching the video of "Becoming a kitten and rubbing against a little Taoist priest in white time".
Bai Shi had no choice but to scratch the sycamore tree in the yard with his paws every time. The little Taoist thought he was going mad, so he hurriedly used a charm to fix him, and recited a heart-purifying spell to him for two hours, making him Bai Shi wanted to cry but had no tears for many days.
In the past two years, Bai Shi's evil spirit as a cat demon has decreased a lot, and he has become closer to the little Taoist priest.Bai Shi thought that if they were in the human world, they might become good friends, but the current situation is... two people want to fall in love...
Oh grass!also drunk...
After experiencing these stories, Bai Shi suddenly felt sympathetic to the characters in this book. Their fates were all written by others, and every word and every plot was written by others. They could only repeat it over and over again. With the same ending.
Therefore, he should not become an NPC in the book!
A third-rate warlock came to the village and wanted to worship the little Taoist priest as his teacher, but the purpose of his apprenticeship was not simple. The little Taoist priest saw that he was not sincere, so he refused to let him in.
Master said that those with evil intentions should never associate with them!
He came to disturb him again and again, but the little Taoist still didn't speak to him. The third-rate warlock suddenly became angry, slandered the little Taoist with words, threw his sleeves and left angrily!
As a little cat demon with a strong desire to protect, this must be unbearable!
Bai Shi sneaked into the warlock's room that night, turned into a monster, and attracted ghosts from all directions, frightening him so much that he was unsteady, and lay on the bed for half a month. Monk, this stabilized his soul.
Bai Shi, who did this privately, was naturally blamed by the little Taoist priest, and the two of them fought coldly for a long time.
Bai Shi caught the little Taoist's soft-heartedness towards the little cat demon, so naturally he wasted a little bit of energy before ending the cold war.But this time, the little Taoist made Bai Shi face the wall and think for a month.
After thinking about it, Baishi's life is still comfortable. When the sun comes out, he will turn into a cat and lie in the yard to bask in the sun. After the sun is over, he will roll around on the spot and rub his snow-white belly next to the little Taoist priest.
The little Taoist looked at the little white cat lying on the ground with squinted eyes in a strange posture with amused smile, stretched out his hand to scratch its belly, and listened to the purring sound in its throat.It's nice to think about days like this.
However, whenever life starts to go smoothly, there will always be some annoying little villains who suddenly appear, making your quality of life suddenly deteriorate.
For example, that third-rate warlock...
A few villagers were brought over to find fault, saying that the cat in the little Taoist's arms was a monster.
Bai Shi immediately rolled his eyes at him, and continued to squint his eyes to enjoy the pleasure of tickling.Ever since he became a cat, he especially likes to be tickled by people, not because he clings to him so much to develop a relationship with the little Taoist priest. He really can't find anyone to serve him like this!The plot king is not here again. [Wait, what did he just say? ⊙▽⊙〕
None of this is the point!The point is how to get rid of this person in front of him!
The third-rate warlock firmly believes that this cat is a cat demon!How can a cat roll people's eyes!It's not a demon, it's a horse!
Villager A: "Yo, really, this cat looks very proud!"
Villager B: "The proud expression is a monster? My iron man is often arrogant!"
Villager A: "How can a buffalo be so arrogant?"
Villager B: "I'm sorry, didn't I discuss with the village head old He a few days ago, and let Tieniu go to breed with his second girl these days? As a result, when Lao He came to lead him today, he hid in it alive and well. Come out and get on the bar."
Villager A: "What's going on?"
Villager B: "That guy thought I didn't want it anymore, so he wanted to give it to Lao He! Why are you still angry with me now!"
Villager A: "..."
Seeing that the topic was all about Tie Nan from the villager Yi's family, the third-rate warlock immediately yelled to attract their attention, and introduced to everyone the eminent monk who rescued him that day, "This is an eminent monk who has attained the Tao. Demon, powerful mana, the cat in this Taoist's arms is a demon, he can tell at a glance!"
The villagers whispered for a while, most of them supported the little Taoist priest, and they didn't believe that there would be a monster in his family.
The monk took a step forward to the little Taoist priest and nodded to greet him, and the little Taoist priest also nodded in response.
From the very beginning when he entered the room, the eminent monk had sensed a little evil spirit, and now that he was getting closer to the little Taoist priest, the evil spirit became more obvious, and he could not help but stare at the white cat in his arms.
"This white cat has a demonic aura about it."
The firm tone surprised everyone around!The warlock showed a smug smile on the side.
The little Taoist calmly took out a glass bottle from his waist and said, "The evil spirit you mentioned comes from here."
The eminent monk was puzzled, took a look at the bottle, his expression changed immediately, he handed the bottle back respectfully, said something to bother him, then turned and left without saying a word.
Villager A: "Hey, what's going on? Just leave like this?"
Villager B: "Low IQ, it's obviously a misunderstanding. Let's go, what should we do!"
The third-rate sorcerer was also puzzled by the second monk Zhang Er. Seeing that everyone was gone, he left in a hurry to chase after the eminent monk to ask for an explanation.
Didn't you agree to be each other's partners?
"how did you do it?"
Everyone left, Bai Shi asked.
The little Taoist touched Bai Shi's head and said, "This bottle contains the severed tail of a nine-tailed fox demon. I made that eminent monk think that the demonic aura on your body came from this, so he naturally had nothing to say. Moreover, people in the same way respect the demon catcher who has the tail of the nine-tailed fox demon."
"So, this is considered muddling through?"
"Uh... yeah."
The author has something to say: sneak up to update...
I am really happy to be able to update = ̄ω ̄=
But please forgive my slow speed_(:_」∠)_
Claw machine codeword is not easy π_π
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