Master, take your medicine quickly
Chapter 1 The scumbag hero
At 02:30 in the morning, Wu Buxiu dropped the book in his hand on the ground, his anger soared, and he had to find a way to vent.
Wu Buxiu opened Jikong, a well-known online forum, frantically tapped on the keyboard, and published a [-]-word denunciation serial, which soon attracted indiscriminate bombardment from the followers.
There were those who agreed and those who opposed, and all kinds of opinions were lumped together. Wu Buxiu silently watched the floors being piled up, and felt that the anger in his heart had finally been diverted to a certain extent. It was really, really great.
The book under his feet is called "An Alternative Life of a Scum Stallion".As a second-generation single otaku, Wu Buxiu's eyes lit up instantly when he read this book.
Wu Buxiu is as lonely as snow. He worked hard to save money for his wife. Before he bought the house, he couldn't catch up with any women, so he could only rely on stallion novels to make up his mind.
Seeing the male stallion hugging left and right, Wu Buxiu would secretly poke at him: Wait, one day I will be so suave.
Now, he regretted it to the extreme. How did he lose his mind and choose this stallion novel that kills a thousand swords?
God is sorry, at the beginning he saw that the name of the stallion hero was exactly the same as his, and felt that the sense of substitution would be strong, so he spent money to buy this book.
At this moment, he was staring at the last page that was blown open by the wind, and was shocked again by the words of the finale:
【Wu Buxiu lay down slumped, let Ning Liang strip him naked, and smiled triumphantly at a place where he could no longer be high-spirited.
Wu Buxiu couldn't see this smile, for him, nothing was meaningful.He has already lost the possibility of becoming a man. In this life, he can only lie under Ning Liang's body and bear the pain of being possessed by Ning Liang.
Wu Buxiu knew that he deserved all of this, who told him to open up the harem, who told him to be such a scum.
However, no matter what, at least, he is still alive, at least, Ning Liang is still willing to take care of his feelings, and will make him as comfortable as possible.
He is timid and afraid of death, so he would rather bear the burden of humiliation and drag out an existence.
A generation of grandmasters have fallen to such a fate, what face do they have to face others?Let him be drunk like this, and let him have a small experience exclusive to Ningliang, in fact, this can be regarded as a perfect ending.
Wu Buxiu closed his eyes silently, responding to Ning Liang's offensive.
At night, it is quiet and sweet, the wind blows, the red luan candles move, and the green gauze tent dances.Everything is like a dream, the future, probably every day, will be like this*, I hope. 】
The anger in Wu Buxiu's chest rose again. He kicked the book away abruptly, jumped up, went to the window and opened the window to blow the cold wind. He needs to calm down, calm down! ! !
At this time, on the base space forum, the floor is still unremittingly rising.
Wu Buxiu knows that the general comments are divided into the following categories:
a: Wu Buxiu deserves it, who made him such a scumbag, if he didn't die, he wouldn't die, don't you know?If he hadn't accepted Master Yan, Ning Liang would have been completely angered.Ning Liang would not push him down in a emptiness and coldness.After all, for a long time, everyone has recognized that Ning Liang and Yan Shishi are the cps.Wu Buxiu trembled at the end of dismantling the CP, hahahaha!
b: Can it all be blamed on Wu Buxiu?Ning Liang is hiding too deeply. I always thought he was the villain *oss. Who knew that his style of painting suddenly changed to be so weird?Sure enough, he fell in love with Wu Buxiu from the time he deliberately approached Wu Buxiu, right?That's why I can't bear Wu Buxiu's huge harem!Master Yan and everything are smoke bombs.
c: In this way, the devil is the culprit, right? If he hadn’t played a prank, killed his own devil, kicked the devil’s son Ning Liang to the world, and planted Wu Buxiu’s father at the same time, Wu The evil relationship between Buxiu and Ningliang would not have happened.Wu Buxiu was really pitiful, so he silently lit the wax for him.
d: How do I feel that Wu Buxiu knew Ning Liang's identity from the very beginning?Otherwise, I can't explain it.Wu Buxiu opened up the harem widely, no taboo for meat and fish, both men and women, even monsters, but he was indifferent to his chief disciple. This is Chi Guoguo's sixth sense. He already knew that Ning Liang had bad intentions right?
e: It's possible to say so, Emma, the author is too cheating, except for the few pitiful psychological perspectives of the male lead, none of the other characters have psychological perspectives.So when exactly did Ning Liang miss Master Wu Buxiu?No one can tell, okay?
Wu Buxiu returned to the computer desk and silently closed the webpage.Obviously Ning Liang is too black-bellied, and it is obviously the devil who is too insidious. What is wrong with Wu Buxiu in the book?snort!
As for the straight male demon general who rejected the demon lord's courtship and resolutely married a demon woman and gave birth to Ningliang, Wu Buxiu had to sigh: It's hard to be a straight man.
After turning off the phone, Wu Buxiu was about to go to bed, walked to the bed, stepped on something like a brick, looked down, and fell, this broken book really lingers!
Wu Buxiu leaned over to pick up the scum that had cheated his RMB and his feelings, raised his hand and threw it out of the window.
However, a strange thing happened. The book, which was as thick as a brick, was suspended in the air, and it did not fall for a long time.
Wu Buxiu was dazed, walked to the window, poked the suspended book, his eyes suddenly went dark, and a powerful force pulled him out of the window.
It's miserable now, isn't it going to die?ah?Wu Buxiu's heart speeded up sharply, and the fear of dying engulfed him, and soon he fell into a coma.
When he opened his eyes, in Wu Buxiu's sight, a tall man with tied hair and a crown was standing beside him, facing him with his hands behind his back.The man was dressed in a black straight gown, and a snow-colored half-arm shirt over it. He had a calm demeanor, a bit aloof and uninhibited.
Wu Buxiu tried to speak, but what he felt was a strong discomfort. At this time, his mouth was dry and his voice was hoarse, and he couldn't utter a word.
He could barely support himself to sit up, the man turned his face when he heard the movement, his expression was indifferent, and he said in a stiff tone: "Master, do you want to drink water? Disciple, go now."
Before Wu Buxiu could speak, the man had already strode out.
Wu Buxiu had a strange feeling in his heart, Master?Didn't he fall down the stairs?When did you become a master?And who is this man with a peerless face?Is this the man who saved himself?
Suppressing his confusion, Wu Buxiu looked around and was startled by what he saw: Where is this fucking meow?How about filming a costume drama?
Looking at the antique furnishings, looking at the ground covered with blue bricks, he must be dreaming, right?ah?Where did his floor go?His computer flew too?
At this moment, a voice sounded in Wu Buxiu's head:
[The system prompts that you have entered the novel world of "A Different Life of a Scum Stallion". Please adapt to the role of Wu Buxiu by yourself. A different ending.I wish you a pleasant experience. 】
Wait, wait (Erkang hands), what is going on?
A scum stallion... Fuck! ! !
Isn't this the best book he just read?He actually became the stallion hero?
Wu Buxiu felt bad all over, so he reached out and touched his penis subconsciously. It's okay, it's okay, Ding Ding is still alive.
No, he must be dreaming, for sure!
[Friendly reminder, this is not a dream.You appear in Chapter 7 of the original work, the second half of "The Wind Blows Tintin Cool".This system provides you with 24-hour irregular service, I wish you a happy day. 】
It's over, it's over, Wu Buxiu has become that scum stallion that everyone criticizes, how can this be good?
How can he believe this?Could it be that he fell down and smashed his brain?Touching his head, Wu Buxiu was surprised by his long hair.
When he got up, he realized that what he was wearing was actually a sky blue Taoist robe.Thinking about touching penis without hindrance just now, Wu Buxiu was in a mess.
That's right, the ancients didn't wear underwear, but obscene pants, with the crotch open!
Taking advantage of the fact that there was no one in the room, Wu Buxiu lifted the hem of the Taoist robe to confirm it again, and his face was completely filled with anger: He is a man who is in the middle of the third year, but once he returned to the pre-liberation, he wore crotch pants and said it without laughing at others His big teeth hurt his own stomach from laughing.
After calming down, Wu Buxiu tried hard to convince himself to accept this cheating fact.
So, what is the situation now?Him, crossed?
Well he crossed over.But why is the book "An Alternative Life of a Scum Stallion"?
He just entered Chapter 7, this system is absolutely cheating him, huh?It's Chapter 7, even if it's ooc, some things can't be undone!
For example: From Chapter 1 to Chapter 3, Wu Buxiu participated in the Cangling Lunjian in the entire comprehension world. Speaking of it, it actually has almost the same meaning as Jin Yong’s Huashan Lunjian.
At the Cangling Lunjian Conference, Wu Buxiu won the first prize and won the reputation of No. 1 in cultivation, and the Saber Dragon Yinjian even won the laurel of the peerless sword.
With such a high hat thrown down, the people Wu Buxiu offended can be imagined. How could those second, third, fourth, and fifth people let him go?
This caused him to be in a dilemma in the future when he took over the harem and had to fight at the same time. Those warriors who heard the news from all directions once made Wu Buxiu overwhelmed. It is really possible to hang the lottery.
Another example, from Chapter 4 to Chapter 5, Wu Buxiu returned to the Xiaoyao Sect, very complacent, and offended some people who shouldn't be offended, which made him raise the banner of hatred in the sect, and was almost hated Tooth itching.
Those younger brothers and sisters who couldn't be the hall master, hall master, or palace master were all gearing up secretly, trying to kick him off the throne of Qinglong hall hall master.
What's more, at this time, they have already begun to collude with hostile forces, trying to drag him, the master of the Xiaoyao faction, into the water.
Wu Buxiu felt extremely uneasy about his besieged situation. Although it was still a long time before those people really started to attack, he had to plan ahead now.
What's even more bloody is that from Chapter 6 to the first half of Chapter 7, Wu Buxiu's second junior brother, Shen Buzhi, launched a fierce offensive against Wu Buxiu in order to confess his love.
When Wu Buxiu thought of dealing with gay Shen Buzhi, he wanted to cry.
The system is big, your bad taste is too much, huh?It's all like this, what's the point of ooc?Sure enough, the system in this world will not open OOC for no reason, you must believe in the true meaning of immortality!
Wu Buxiu sighed, distracted, looked up and saw the beautiful young man coming over, holding water in one hand and medicine in the other, and said coldly: "Master, after drinking the water, drink the medicine by the way, this time You have gone into madness in retreat, and the juniors and younger sisters are all worried to death."
Brothers and sisters?Is this Ning Liang who spoke?Wrestling, isn't it Ning Liang who appeared at this time in the original book?Did he actually let him face a rival in life as soon as he came up?
No way, he has to send Ning Liang away, he has to escape from this devil's lair!
Wu Buxiu opened Jikong, a well-known online forum, frantically tapped on the keyboard, and published a [-]-word denunciation serial, which soon attracted indiscriminate bombardment from the followers.
There were those who agreed and those who opposed, and all kinds of opinions were lumped together. Wu Buxiu silently watched the floors being piled up, and felt that the anger in his heart had finally been diverted to a certain extent. It was really, really great.
The book under his feet is called "An Alternative Life of a Scum Stallion".As a second-generation single otaku, Wu Buxiu's eyes lit up instantly when he read this book.
Wu Buxiu is as lonely as snow. He worked hard to save money for his wife. Before he bought the house, he couldn't catch up with any women, so he could only rely on stallion novels to make up his mind.
Seeing the male stallion hugging left and right, Wu Buxiu would secretly poke at him: Wait, one day I will be so suave.
Now, he regretted it to the extreme. How did he lose his mind and choose this stallion novel that kills a thousand swords?
God is sorry, at the beginning he saw that the name of the stallion hero was exactly the same as his, and felt that the sense of substitution would be strong, so he spent money to buy this book.
At this moment, he was staring at the last page that was blown open by the wind, and was shocked again by the words of the finale:
【Wu Buxiu lay down slumped, let Ning Liang strip him naked, and smiled triumphantly at a place where he could no longer be high-spirited.
Wu Buxiu couldn't see this smile, for him, nothing was meaningful.He has already lost the possibility of becoming a man. In this life, he can only lie under Ning Liang's body and bear the pain of being possessed by Ning Liang.
Wu Buxiu knew that he deserved all of this, who told him to open up the harem, who told him to be such a scum.
However, no matter what, at least, he is still alive, at least, Ning Liang is still willing to take care of his feelings, and will make him as comfortable as possible.
He is timid and afraid of death, so he would rather bear the burden of humiliation and drag out an existence.
A generation of grandmasters have fallen to such a fate, what face do they have to face others?Let him be drunk like this, and let him have a small experience exclusive to Ningliang, in fact, this can be regarded as a perfect ending.
Wu Buxiu closed his eyes silently, responding to Ning Liang's offensive.
At night, it is quiet and sweet, the wind blows, the red luan candles move, and the green gauze tent dances.Everything is like a dream, the future, probably every day, will be like this*, I hope. 】
The anger in Wu Buxiu's chest rose again. He kicked the book away abruptly, jumped up, went to the window and opened the window to blow the cold wind. He needs to calm down, calm down! ! !
At this time, on the base space forum, the floor is still unremittingly rising.
Wu Buxiu knows that the general comments are divided into the following categories:
a: Wu Buxiu deserves it, who made him such a scumbag, if he didn't die, he wouldn't die, don't you know?If he hadn't accepted Master Yan, Ning Liang would have been completely angered.Ning Liang would not push him down in a emptiness and coldness.After all, for a long time, everyone has recognized that Ning Liang and Yan Shishi are the cps.Wu Buxiu trembled at the end of dismantling the CP, hahahaha!
b: Can it all be blamed on Wu Buxiu?Ning Liang is hiding too deeply. I always thought he was the villain *oss. Who knew that his style of painting suddenly changed to be so weird?Sure enough, he fell in love with Wu Buxiu from the time he deliberately approached Wu Buxiu, right?That's why I can't bear Wu Buxiu's huge harem!Master Yan and everything are smoke bombs.
c: In this way, the devil is the culprit, right? If he hadn’t played a prank, killed his own devil, kicked the devil’s son Ning Liang to the world, and planted Wu Buxiu’s father at the same time, Wu The evil relationship between Buxiu and Ningliang would not have happened.Wu Buxiu was really pitiful, so he silently lit the wax for him.
d: How do I feel that Wu Buxiu knew Ning Liang's identity from the very beginning?Otherwise, I can't explain it.Wu Buxiu opened up the harem widely, no taboo for meat and fish, both men and women, even monsters, but he was indifferent to his chief disciple. This is Chi Guoguo's sixth sense. He already knew that Ning Liang had bad intentions right?
e: It's possible to say so, Emma, the author is too cheating, except for the few pitiful psychological perspectives of the male lead, none of the other characters have psychological perspectives.So when exactly did Ning Liang miss Master Wu Buxiu?No one can tell, okay?
Wu Buxiu returned to the computer desk and silently closed the webpage.Obviously Ning Liang is too black-bellied, and it is obviously the devil who is too insidious. What is wrong with Wu Buxiu in the book?snort!
As for the straight male demon general who rejected the demon lord's courtship and resolutely married a demon woman and gave birth to Ningliang, Wu Buxiu had to sigh: It's hard to be a straight man.
After turning off the phone, Wu Buxiu was about to go to bed, walked to the bed, stepped on something like a brick, looked down, and fell, this broken book really lingers!
Wu Buxiu leaned over to pick up the scum that had cheated his RMB and his feelings, raised his hand and threw it out of the window.
However, a strange thing happened. The book, which was as thick as a brick, was suspended in the air, and it did not fall for a long time.
Wu Buxiu was dazed, walked to the window, poked the suspended book, his eyes suddenly went dark, and a powerful force pulled him out of the window.
It's miserable now, isn't it going to die?ah?Wu Buxiu's heart speeded up sharply, and the fear of dying engulfed him, and soon he fell into a coma.
When he opened his eyes, in Wu Buxiu's sight, a tall man with tied hair and a crown was standing beside him, facing him with his hands behind his back.The man was dressed in a black straight gown, and a snow-colored half-arm shirt over it. He had a calm demeanor, a bit aloof and uninhibited.
Wu Buxiu tried to speak, but what he felt was a strong discomfort. At this time, his mouth was dry and his voice was hoarse, and he couldn't utter a word.
He could barely support himself to sit up, the man turned his face when he heard the movement, his expression was indifferent, and he said in a stiff tone: "Master, do you want to drink water? Disciple, go now."
Before Wu Buxiu could speak, the man had already strode out.
Wu Buxiu had a strange feeling in his heart, Master?Didn't he fall down the stairs?When did you become a master?And who is this man with a peerless face?Is this the man who saved himself?
Suppressing his confusion, Wu Buxiu looked around and was startled by what he saw: Where is this fucking meow?How about filming a costume drama?
Looking at the antique furnishings, looking at the ground covered with blue bricks, he must be dreaming, right?ah?Where did his floor go?His computer flew too?
At this moment, a voice sounded in Wu Buxiu's head:
[The system prompts that you have entered the novel world of "A Different Life of a Scum Stallion". Please adapt to the role of Wu Buxiu by yourself. A different ending.I wish you a pleasant experience. 】
Wait, wait (Erkang hands), what is going on?
A scum stallion... Fuck! ! !
Isn't this the best book he just read?He actually became the stallion hero?
Wu Buxiu felt bad all over, so he reached out and touched his penis subconsciously. It's okay, it's okay, Ding Ding is still alive.
No, he must be dreaming, for sure!
[Friendly reminder, this is not a dream.You appear in Chapter 7 of the original work, the second half of "The Wind Blows Tintin Cool".This system provides you with 24-hour irregular service, I wish you a happy day. 】
It's over, it's over, Wu Buxiu has become that scum stallion that everyone criticizes, how can this be good?
How can he believe this?Could it be that he fell down and smashed his brain?Touching his head, Wu Buxiu was surprised by his long hair.
When he got up, he realized that what he was wearing was actually a sky blue Taoist robe.Thinking about touching penis without hindrance just now, Wu Buxiu was in a mess.
That's right, the ancients didn't wear underwear, but obscene pants, with the crotch open!
Taking advantage of the fact that there was no one in the room, Wu Buxiu lifted the hem of the Taoist robe to confirm it again, and his face was completely filled with anger: He is a man who is in the middle of the third year, but once he returned to the pre-liberation, he wore crotch pants and said it without laughing at others His big teeth hurt his own stomach from laughing.
After calming down, Wu Buxiu tried hard to convince himself to accept this cheating fact.
So, what is the situation now?Him, crossed?
Well he crossed over.But why is the book "An Alternative Life of a Scum Stallion"?
He just entered Chapter 7, this system is absolutely cheating him, huh?It's Chapter 7, even if it's ooc, some things can't be undone!
For example: From Chapter 1 to Chapter 3, Wu Buxiu participated in the Cangling Lunjian in the entire comprehension world. Speaking of it, it actually has almost the same meaning as Jin Yong’s Huashan Lunjian.
At the Cangling Lunjian Conference, Wu Buxiu won the first prize and won the reputation of No. 1 in cultivation, and the Saber Dragon Yinjian even won the laurel of the peerless sword.
With such a high hat thrown down, the people Wu Buxiu offended can be imagined. How could those second, third, fourth, and fifth people let him go?
This caused him to be in a dilemma in the future when he took over the harem and had to fight at the same time. Those warriors who heard the news from all directions once made Wu Buxiu overwhelmed. It is really possible to hang the lottery.
Another example, from Chapter 4 to Chapter 5, Wu Buxiu returned to the Xiaoyao Sect, very complacent, and offended some people who shouldn't be offended, which made him raise the banner of hatred in the sect, and was almost hated Tooth itching.
Those younger brothers and sisters who couldn't be the hall master, hall master, or palace master were all gearing up secretly, trying to kick him off the throne of Qinglong hall hall master.
What's more, at this time, they have already begun to collude with hostile forces, trying to drag him, the master of the Xiaoyao faction, into the water.
Wu Buxiu felt extremely uneasy about his besieged situation. Although it was still a long time before those people really started to attack, he had to plan ahead now.
What's even more bloody is that from Chapter 6 to the first half of Chapter 7, Wu Buxiu's second junior brother, Shen Buzhi, launched a fierce offensive against Wu Buxiu in order to confess his love.
When Wu Buxiu thought of dealing with gay Shen Buzhi, he wanted to cry.
The system is big, your bad taste is too much, huh?It's all like this, what's the point of ooc?Sure enough, the system in this world will not open OOC for no reason, you must believe in the true meaning of immortality!
Wu Buxiu sighed, distracted, looked up and saw the beautiful young man coming over, holding water in one hand and medicine in the other, and said coldly: "Master, after drinking the water, drink the medicine by the way, this time You have gone into madness in retreat, and the juniors and younger sisters are all worried to death."
Brothers and sisters?Is this Ning Liang who spoke?Wrestling, isn't it Ning Liang who appeared at this time in the original book?Did he actually let him face a rival in life as soon as he came up?
No way, he has to send Ning Liang away, he has to escape from this devil's lair!
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