Master, take your medicine quickly
Chapter 3 Waxing
Wu Buxiu withdrew his gaze as if he was electrocuted, said some polite words to the rest of the disciples, and left Qinglong Hall without waiting for Ning Liang to say anything.
On the way back to the backyard, Wu Buxiu tried hard to recall the reason why Ning Liang wanted to castrate the male stallion in the original book.
He has also read the analysis posts on the forum, but all kinds of opinions are just the readers' own opinions. Only the author knows the real reason.
Wu Buxiu has become the Wu Buxiu of this world, and he really dare not speculate, he can only take all the possibilities into consideration, and think about everything in the worst way, so that he can plan ahead.
To be honest, the author of the original book "Picking Up Soap Every Day" is simply a jerk.
This big guy who likes to pick up soap has followed the hard plot mode from beginning to end, without psychological perspective or God's perspective.
In the original book, Ning Liang has always been cold towards others, except for Yan Yueshen, who has always been clinging to him. For a long time, the entire Xiaoyao faction acquiesced to their relationship as a couple.
Suddenly one day, Yan Shishi lost his mind and confessed his love to Wu Buxiu in a twist of spirit, which one he took the initiative to climb into bed.
After Ning Liang learned about this, her face remained expressionless.
This made Wu Buxiu, who was still a reader at the time, go crazy, he was all ntr'd, what kind of iceberg handsome man is he pretending to be?So here comes the question: Is Ning Liang indifferent to Yan Shishi being pushed down?Or has he hated Wu Buxiu in the original work since then?
Picking up soap every day has done a great job for the readers here, making people itch with hatred, but they just don't tell what's going on.
Therefore, just to be on the safe side, Wu Buxiu felt that it is better to understand it as "I hate Wu Buxiu from now on".
Otherwise, he would not be able to understand the following [Although Ning Liang sneered at Wu Buxiu, he has been working hard to complete Wu Buxiu's various task assignments, until when Master Yan made a big fuss about the "harem", Ning Liang directly pushed Wu Buxiu down .Not long after, Ning Liang directly castrated Wu Buxiu] the source of this painful incident.
Therefore, in this world, in order to avoid being castrated again, it has become one of the key points to strictly guard against strict masters.
For the sake of balls, what is it to stay away from beautiful women?
Wu Buxiu praised his timely awakening.
Not long after returning to the backyard, Wu Buxiu was disturbed by the noise outside.
He is a person who is not interested in gossip, so he didn't raise his head to look at the other party until Fu Bulu, the master of Suzaku Hall, swept in like a gust of wind.
"Eldest senior brother, second senior brother said you are much better, I'll come and see you." Fu Bulu looked wild, with a hearty smile, shining into Wu Buxiu's bedroom like a ray of sunshine.
Wu Buxiu is so drunk, he doesn't want to see Fu Bulu, this girl is very beautiful, but she is a rotten girl, this kind of strange alien creature once made Wu Buxiu feel afraid.
In particular, he once accidentally clicked on Chun Ai Wen in Lu Ding Ding Literature City, and after reading only a few chapters, his three views were completely ruined.
He couldn't understand why the majority of female compatriots were so keen to see men picking up soap. It's not fun at all, okay?In those few days, when he took a shower, his back felt cold, okay?
Therefore, Wu Buxiu's attitude towards Fu Bulu naturally became awkward. Let's drive her away. After all, he is a fellow apprentice, so don't let her go. He is worried that his little heart can't bear it.
Wu Buxiu was struggling on her own, but Fu Bulu had already sat down without notice, and she began to count down the gossip about the sect with her fingers.
The timeline starts from Wu Buxiu's retreat and practice, and extends to the days when Wu Buxiu became obsessed and fell asleep after being rescued.
In line with the concept of "a rotten girl who doesn't take the initiative to gossip is not a good hall master", Fu Bulu worked tirelessly to start the news broadcast.
Wu Buxiu listened with black threads all over his head, until Fu Bulu suddenly stared at him with ill intentions and let out two weird laughs, Wu Buxiu suddenly shivered and got goose bumps all over his body.
In the next second, he heard Fu Bulu ask him: "Brother, you know that I will go to the Three Treasure Hall for nothing."
"So?" Wu Buxiu's eyes widened. What's going on with this premonition that the news he's about to hear will completely destroy Sanguan?
Fu Bulu twisted her braids around her fingers, and she began to pretend to be sophisticated, showing off her tricks.
Wu Buxiu felt an increasingly bad breath.
Sure enough, Fu Bulu smiled again and asked, "Second Senior Brother, please ask me, do you like men?"
Wu Buxiu knelt down, why don't you be so straight to the point, rotten girl?Too direct, okay?I don’t know that subtlety is beauty?
Staring at Fu Bulu sadly, Wu Buxiu shouted subconsciously: "How is that possible! Stop joking!"
Do you have a fan?What about the fan?What about the fan that the male lead stallion pretends to be chic in order to improve his b-status?
Wu Buxiu fumbled with his hands, suddenly his eyes darkened, and he heard Fu Bulu ask: "Is the elder brother looking for this?"
Wu Buxiu looked up, snatched the folding fan, unfolded it in front of him with a clatter, and fanned it continuously: "I said, sister Fu, this joke is really not funny, so don't mention it in the future. Also, your senior brother, I like women .”
Fu Bulu suddenly crossed his arms, stared at Wu Buxiu, paced back and forth, and looked at Wu Buxiu back and forth several times with laser scanner-like eyes, Fu Bulu was puzzled and said: "Brother, you sure?"
Wu Buxiu swears to the sky: "Definitely and definitely!" Although he has never met a girl, theoretically speaking, normal men like girls, okay?He is absolutely normal, no doubt about it!
But Fu Bulu didn't want to entangle this topic anymore, she sighed to herself: "Eldest brother, you don't understand, men, before meeting the man they really love, they usually think they like women. And you know it too, second senior brother I love you deeply, and you don't see a confidante by your side, isn't that just right?"
After finishing speaking, she took out a picture book from her bosom and threw it to Wu Buxiu: "If you don't understand the pattern of love between men and women, you can learn from it. I'll tell the second brother, you agree."
Slow down, slow down! (Erkang hand)
Wu Buxiu snarled at Fu Bulu's back, and when he saw Fu Bulu leave, he didn't forget to turn his head and make a face, Wu Buxiu froze.
Time stood still, until a gust of wind blew outside the window and blew the picture book onto the embarrassing pages, and Wu Buxiu came back to his senses with a jolt.
Grabbing the picture book that was flipping the pages recklessly on his legs, Wu Buxiu held the folding fan in his hand and chased it out without hesitation.
He knew very well that the original product was a scumbag, and he had been refusing to respond directly to Shen Buzhi, as if he was hanging on to him as a spare tire. He also felt very angry when he read the book.
It's just that the protagonist suddenly changed to himself, and he was still a little unresponsive. When he came back to his senses, he realized that his subconscious answer didn't seem to be able to convince the rotten female junior sister. He needed to be more domineering and express his attitude.
Rushing into the backyard, Wu Buxiu saw that Fu Bulu was happily gesturing towards Ning Liang, and Ning Liang, seeing him coming out, just glanced at him indifferently, then turned his head away, and continued to listen to the voice from the rotten girl. Uncle's gossip.
Even jumping into the Yellow River can't clean it up now, Wu Buxiu is tired and doesn't love her anymore.
Wu Buxiu looked at Fu Bulu hopping away in a mess, but Ning Liang glanced at him coldly again, Wu Buxiu wanted to cry without tears.
Just as he was about to go back to the house, he found Shen Buzhi approaching excitedly. He hurriedly stuffed the picture book into his arms, and then opened his folding fan to block it.
There are too many people at the scene, even if you want to refuse, you have to go to a place with few people. In front of Ning Liang and Fu Bulu, how can Shen Buzhi have any face?Even if he doesn't like Shen Buzhi, he will be in the same sect anyway, he can't make Shen Buzhi a joke.
He thinks it's better to retreat temporarily, and then find a suitable time to make it clear to Shen Buzhi face to face.
Sweeping around, Wu Buxiu got up and rushed towards the gazebo to the east.
On the other side of the gazebo, there is a side door that leads to the Xuanwu Hall next door.
If there is anyone in the Xiaoyao Sect who is more normal, it is probably the head of the Xuanwu Hall, Gong Bupo.
The Xuanwu Hall specializes in enchantment, the hall master of the past dynasties, and is known as the number one defense master in the cultivation world.
This time Gong Bupo is a tough guy with a bald head. According to the description in the original book, Gong Bupo is an upright and good man. He is the only one in the Xiaoyao faction who has not been impressed by Wu Buxiu's beauty (ah bah). straight man.
Wu Buxiu stepped into the Xuanwu Hall, and heard Shen Buzhi's gentle laughter behind him: "Brother, what are you running for?"
And asked him why he was running, should he stay where he is and wait to be confessed?Wu Buxiu was dissatisfied, and quickly got into the Xuanwu Hall as if there was spirit in his feet.
After entering the side door of Xuanwu Hall, Wu Buxiu didn't forget to look back, seeing that Shen Buzhi didn't follow, he couldn't help but feel confused, what happened to that voice just now?Could it be that Shen Buzhi turned on the voice transmission?
In any case, it's fine if you don't follow.Wu Buxiu turned his gaze and began to look for Gong Bupo's figure.
When he saw a gleaming ball that looked like a light bulb, Wu Buxiu suddenly felt blessed and rushed towards the light bulb: "Junior Brother Gong, follow me outside to have a look, just now I noticed an abnormal sound coming from the barrier." fluctuation."
Wu Buxiu praised his nonsense ability, and just as he finished speaking, he landed in front of Gong Bupo.
Gong Bupo was observing the movement of the demon world in front of the water mirror, and there was a phantom of smoky air on the water mirror, which made Wu Buxiu feel his heart skip a beat when he saw it.
Meow, the Devil World Invasion in the original book will be more than 100 chapters later, what is Gong Bupo doing?
Is the plot compressed?
Because the original Chapter 7 Gong Bupo didn't appear at all, Wu Buxiu didn't know what Gong Bupo was doing in this chapter, so he made the above guess.
Wu Buxiu was frightened into a cold sweat by his guess.
Just when Wu Buxiu started to think wildly, he finally heard the news that he could take a breath.
Gong Bupo, who was silent for a long time, suddenly said without raising his head: "This is just a routine inspection. Senior brother said there is abnormal fluctuation in the barrier? Where is it? Take me to see it!"
Wu Buxiu was already weeping with joy in his heart, and he knew that it was right to find a straight man.
The two flew out on the flying sword, and Wu Buxiu's waist suddenly felt the touch of a hug.
Wu Buxiu looked back and met Shen Buzhi's eyes.
Shen Buzhi didn't know when he had already stood on his flying sword. At this time, Shen Buzhi was leaning his head on Wu Buxiu's shoulder tenderly: "Eldest brother, junior sister said that you finally nodded, yes Really?"
What a fart?When did Shen Buzhi fly up?ah?Could it be that Gong Bupo, a straight man, was also bought off?Otherwise, how could he not notice that Shen Buzhi followed?ah?
Wu Buxiu was roaring in his heart, he tried his best to shake off Shen Buzhi, and Shen Buzhi had no choice but to throw out his flying sword and stand up.
The next second, Wu Buxiu stood sideways due to pushing, staggered, and fell to the flying sword.
In Wu Buxiu's sight, the scenery on the ground is constantly being enlarged.
Wu Buxiu saw more and more clearly that Ning Liang was standing on the ground like a thousand-year-old iceberg, looking up at him who was in free fall.
Wu Buxiu simply closed his eyes: System, why don't you just throw me to death.
System: beep beep——
Fall, can you still have fun playing?
Wu Buxiu wanted to draw his sword for the first time in his life, he wanted to draw his sword!
Don't let anyone stop him, he's going to kill that fucking system!
Why?Where is the sword?Wu Buxiu looked back and saw tens of thousands of alpacas rushing through his heart: Doubi Feijian was accelerating and falling towards him at a considerable speed.
Blinking his eyes, Wu Buxiu was sure and sure, the tip of Longyin Sword was pointing at him impartially.
He suddenly felt the sadness of losing the chrysanthemum.
On the way back to the backyard, Wu Buxiu tried hard to recall the reason why Ning Liang wanted to castrate the male stallion in the original book.
He has also read the analysis posts on the forum, but all kinds of opinions are just the readers' own opinions. Only the author knows the real reason.
Wu Buxiu has become the Wu Buxiu of this world, and he really dare not speculate, he can only take all the possibilities into consideration, and think about everything in the worst way, so that he can plan ahead.
To be honest, the author of the original book "Picking Up Soap Every Day" is simply a jerk.
This big guy who likes to pick up soap has followed the hard plot mode from beginning to end, without psychological perspective or God's perspective.
In the original book, Ning Liang has always been cold towards others, except for Yan Yueshen, who has always been clinging to him. For a long time, the entire Xiaoyao faction acquiesced to their relationship as a couple.
Suddenly one day, Yan Shishi lost his mind and confessed his love to Wu Buxiu in a twist of spirit, which one he took the initiative to climb into bed.
After Ning Liang learned about this, her face remained expressionless.
This made Wu Buxiu, who was still a reader at the time, go crazy, he was all ntr'd, what kind of iceberg handsome man is he pretending to be?So here comes the question: Is Ning Liang indifferent to Yan Shishi being pushed down?Or has he hated Wu Buxiu in the original work since then?
Picking up soap every day has done a great job for the readers here, making people itch with hatred, but they just don't tell what's going on.
Therefore, just to be on the safe side, Wu Buxiu felt that it is better to understand it as "I hate Wu Buxiu from now on".
Otherwise, he would not be able to understand the following [Although Ning Liang sneered at Wu Buxiu, he has been working hard to complete Wu Buxiu's various task assignments, until when Master Yan made a big fuss about the "harem", Ning Liang directly pushed Wu Buxiu down .Not long after, Ning Liang directly castrated Wu Buxiu] the source of this painful incident.
Therefore, in this world, in order to avoid being castrated again, it has become one of the key points to strictly guard against strict masters.
For the sake of balls, what is it to stay away from beautiful women?
Wu Buxiu praised his timely awakening.
Not long after returning to the backyard, Wu Buxiu was disturbed by the noise outside.
He is a person who is not interested in gossip, so he didn't raise his head to look at the other party until Fu Bulu, the master of Suzaku Hall, swept in like a gust of wind.
"Eldest senior brother, second senior brother said you are much better, I'll come and see you." Fu Bulu looked wild, with a hearty smile, shining into Wu Buxiu's bedroom like a ray of sunshine.
Wu Buxiu is so drunk, he doesn't want to see Fu Bulu, this girl is very beautiful, but she is a rotten girl, this kind of strange alien creature once made Wu Buxiu feel afraid.
In particular, he once accidentally clicked on Chun Ai Wen in Lu Ding Ding Literature City, and after reading only a few chapters, his three views were completely ruined.
He couldn't understand why the majority of female compatriots were so keen to see men picking up soap. It's not fun at all, okay?In those few days, when he took a shower, his back felt cold, okay?
Therefore, Wu Buxiu's attitude towards Fu Bulu naturally became awkward. Let's drive her away. After all, he is a fellow apprentice, so don't let her go. He is worried that his little heart can't bear it.
Wu Buxiu was struggling on her own, but Fu Bulu had already sat down without notice, and she began to count down the gossip about the sect with her fingers.
The timeline starts from Wu Buxiu's retreat and practice, and extends to the days when Wu Buxiu became obsessed and fell asleep after being rescued.
In line with the concept of "a rotten girl who doesn't take the initiative to gossip is not a good hall master", Fu Bulu worked tirelessly to start the news broadcast.
Wu Buxiu listened with black threads all over his head, until Fu Bulu suddenly stared at him with ill intentions and let out two weird laughs, Wu Buxiu suddenly shivered and got goose bumps all over his body.
In the next second, he heard Fu Bulu ask him: "Brother, you know that I will go to the Three Treasure Hall for nothing."
"So?" Wu Buxiu's eyes widened. What's going on with this premonition that the news he's about to hear will completely destroy Sanguan?
Fu Bulu twisted her braids around her fingers, and she began to pretend to be sophisticated, showing off her tricks.
Wu Buxiu felt an increasingly bad breath.
Sure enough, Fu Bulu smiled again and asked, "Second Senior Brother, please ask me, do you like men?"
Wu Buxiu knelt down, why don't you be so straight to the point, rotten girl?Too direct, okay?I don’t know that subtlety is beauty?
Staring at Fu Bulu sadly, Wu Buxiu shouted subconsciously: "How is that possible! Stop joking!"
Do you have a fan?What about the fan?What about the fan that the male lead stallion pretends to be chic in order to improve his b-status?
Wu Buxiu fumbled with his hands, suddenly his eyes darkened, and he heard Fu Bulu ask: "Is the elder brother looking for this?"
Wu Buxiu looked up, snatched the folding fan, unfolded it in front of him with a clatter, and fanned it continuously: "I said, sister Fu, this joke is really not funny, so don't mention it in the future. Also, your senior brother, I like women .”
Fu Bulu suddenly crossed his arms, stared at Wu Buxiu, paced back and forth, and looked at Wu Buxiu back and forth several times with laser scanner-like eyes, Fu Bulu was puzzled and said: "Brother, you sure?"
Wu Buxiu swears to the sky: "Definitely and definitely!" Although he has never met a girl, theoretically speaking, normal men like girls, okay?He is absolutely normal, no doubt about it!
But Fu Bulu didn't want to entangle this topic anymore, she sighed to herself: "Eldest brother, you don't understand, men, before meeting the man they really love, they usually think they like women. And you know it too, second senior brother I love you deeply, and you don't see a confidante by your side, isn't that just right?"
After finishing speaking, she took out a picture book from her bosom and threw it to Wu Buxiu: "If you don't understand the pattern of love between men and women, you can learn from it. I'll tell the second brother, you agree."
Slow down, slow down! (Erkang hand)
Wu Buxiu snarled at Fu Bulu's back, and when he saw Fu Bulu leave, he didn't forget to turn his head and make a face, Wu Buxiu froze.
Time stood still, until a gust of wind blew outside the window and blew the picture book onto the embarrassing pages, and Wu Buxiu came back to his senses with a jolt.
Grabbing the picture book that was flipping the pages recklessly on his legs, Wu Buxiu held the folding fan in his hand and chased it out without hesitation.
He knew very well that the original product was a scumbag, and he had been refusing to respond directly to Shen Buzhi, as if he was hanging on to him as a spare tire. He also felt very angry when he read the book.
It's just that the protagonist suddenly changed to himself, and he was still a little unresponsive. When he came back to his senses, he realized that his subconscious answer didn't seem to be able to convince the rotten female junior sister. He needed to be more domineering and express his attitude.
Rushing into the backyard, Wu Buxiu saw that Fu Bulu was happily gesturing towards Ning Liang, and Ning Liang, seeing him coming out, just glanced at him indifferently, then turned his head away, and continued to listen to the voice from the rotten girl. Uncle's gossip.
Even jumping into the Yellow River can't clean it up now, Wu Buxiu is tired and doesn't love her anymore.
Wu Buxiu looked at Fu Bulu hopping away in a mess, but Ning Liang glanced at him coldly again, Wu Buxiu wanted to cry without tears.
Just as he was about to go back to the house, he found Shen Buzhi approaching excitedly. He hurriedly stuffed the picture book into his arms, and then opened his folding fan to block it.
There are too many people at the scene, even if you want to refuse, you have to go to a place with few people. In front of Ning Liang and Fu Bulu, how can Shen Buzhi have any face?Even if he doesn't like Shen Buzhi, he will be in the same sect anyway, he can't make Shen Buzhi a joke.
He thinks it's better to retreat temporarily, and then find a suitable time to make it clear to Shen Buzhi face to face.
Sweeping around, Wu Buxiu got up and rushed towards the gazebo to the east.
On the other side of the gazebo, there is a side door that leads to the Xuanwu Hall next door.
If there is anyone in the Xiaoyao Sect who is more normal, it is probably the head of the Xuanwu Hall, Gong Bupo.
The Xuanwu Hall specializes in enchantment, the hall master of the past dynasties, and is known as the number one defense master in the cultivation world.
This time Gong Bupo is a tough guy with a bald head. According to the description in the original book, Gong Bupo is an upright and good man. He is the only one in the Xiaoyao faction who has not been impressed by Wu Buxiu's beauty (ah bah). straight man.
Wu Buxiu stepped into the Xuanwu Hall, and heard Shen Buzhi's gentle laughter behind him: "Brother, what are you running for?"
And asked him why he was running, should he stay where he is and wait to be confessed?Wu Buxiu was dissatisfied, and quickly got into the Xuanwu Hall as if there was spirit in his feet.
After entering the side door of Xuanwu Hall, Wu Buxiu didn't forget to look back, seeing that Shen Buzhi didn't follow, he couldn't help but feel confused, what happened to that voice just now?Could it be that Shen Buzhi turned on the voice transmission?
In any case, it's fine if you don't follow.Wu Buxiu turned his gaze and began to look for Gong Bupo's figure.
When he saw a gleaming ball that looked like a light bulb, Wu Buxiu suddenly felt blessed and rushed towards the light bulb: "Junior Brother Gong, follow me outside to have a look, just now I noticed an abnormal sound coming from the barrier." fluctuation."
Wu Buxiu praised his nonsense ability, and just as he finished speaking, he landed in front of Gong Bupo.
Gong Bupo was observing the movement of the demon world in front of the water mirror, and there was a phantom of smoky air on the water mirror, which made Wu Buxiu feel his heart skip a beat when he saw it.
Meow, the Devil World Invasion in the original book will be more than 100 chapters later, what is Gong Bupo doing?
Is the plot compressed?
Because the original Chapter 7 Gong Bupo didn't appear at all, Wu Buxiu didn't know what Gong Bupo was doing in this chapter, so he made the above guess.
Wu Buxiu was frightened into a cold sweat by his guess.
Just when Wu Buxiu started to think wildly, he finally heard the news that he could take a breath.
Gong Bupo, who was silent for a long time, suddenly said without raising his head: "This is just a routine inspection. Senior brother said there is abnormal fluctuation in the barrier? Where is it? Take me to see it!"
Wu Buxiu was already weeping with joy in his heart, and he knew that it was right to find a straight man.
The two flew out on the flying sword, and Wu Buxiu's waist suddenly felt the touch of a hug.
Wu Buxiu looked back and met Shen Buzhi's eyes.
Shen Buzhi didn't know when he had already stood on his flying sword. At this time, Shen Buzhi was leaning his head on Wu Buxiu's shoulder tenderly: "Eldest brother, junior sister said that you finally nodded, yes Really?"
What a fart?When did Shen Buzhi fly up?ah?Could it be that Gong Bupo, a straight man, was also bought off?Otherwise, how could he not notice that Shen Buzhi followed?ah?
Wu Buxiu was roaring in his heart, he tried his best to shake off Shen Buzhi, and Shen Buzhi had no choice but to throw out his flying sword and stand up.
The next second, Wu Buxiu stood sideways due to pushing, staggered, and fell to the flying sword.
In Wu Buxiu's sight, the scenery on the ground is constantly being enlarged.
Wu Buxiu saw more and more clearly that Ning Liang was standing on the ground like a thousand-year-old iceberg, looking up at him who was in free fall.
Wu Buxiu simply closed his eyes: System, why don't you just throw me to death.
System: beep beep——
Fall, can you still have fun playing?
Wu Buxiu wanted to draw his sword for the first time in his life, he wanted to draw his sword!
Don't let anyone stop him, he's going to kill that fucking system!
Why?Where is the sword?Wu Buxiu looked back and saw tens of thousands of alpacas rushing through his heart: Doubi Feijian was accelerating and falling towards him at a considerable speed.
Blinking his eyes, Wu Buxiu was sure and sure, the tip of Longyin Sword was pointing at him impartially.
He suddenly felt the sadness of losing the chrysanthemum.
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