Full-time Butler of Rebirth

I am a butler.

I am a personal butler.

I am the exclusive personal butler of a young master who is evil and charming.

So, I am a perfect model worker, a loyal professional and a good subordinate, my master will never force me to sit when I stand, never force me to squat when I lie down, and if I get hit on the left cheek, I have to offer the right cheek Are you in pain?Do you want a tool to do something for the top ten good employees (loyal dog)... Do you want to lick/toe?It's so beautiful I can't even look at it!

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Applying the beginning of Zhou Jing’s favorite Chinese composition in elementary school, the weather is fine and sunny today, and our classmate Zhou Jing is lying leisurely on the grass... lying on... the grass...

In fact, Zhou Jing was lying on his stomach half dead.

"Ah Jing, today's green dragon feces are ready, let's go, don't make Vivienne wait too long, it will smoke people when it gets angry."

"Understood." Zhou Jing got up half dead, patted the grass clippings on top of his head, accidentally touched the scar on his face, and grinned in pain.

"Fuck!" Zhou Jing cursed secretly, and limped towards the source of the sound.

"Ah Jing, you went to sleep on the green slope again. If Mr. Pierce sees you, you will be finished. That's the kind of clean grass that took so much effort." Al looked at Zhou Jing in disapproval, and handed Give Zhou Jing a big basket, and hold one for himself.

"No one knows if you don't tell me." Zhou Jingmu said with a straight face, and then the two walked out with the basket in their arms.

Al looked at Zhou Jing's expressionless face, and then at the scar on his face that stretched from the corner of his brow to his chin, almost ruining half of his face, feeling extremely guilty.

"Ah Jing, it's all my fault. If I hadn't urgently asked you to help me, you wouldn't have met the young master. If you hadn't met the young master, you wouldn't have gone to peep. If you hadn't gone to peep, You wouldn't have seen the young master in danger. If the young master hadn't been in danger, you wouldn't have disfigured your face just to save the young master. Huh, you were already gloomy and ugly enough, but now you're still disfigured. Liao Rong, woo woo, what will you do in the future?" Al was crying sadly as he walked.

Zhou Jing: "..."

"Woo, but don't worry, Jing, I won't despise you, no matter how ugly you are, I won't abandon you." Al assured Zhou Jing with tears in his eyes.

"Thank you...thank you." Zhou Jing said with trembling lips.This is really a good friend of the universe, Zhou Jing was moved to tears.

The two came to the central garden slowly, Al stopped at the entrance, Zhou Jing took the things in his hand and continued walking.

Looking at the big roses blooming brilliantly everywhere, Zhou Jing took a deep breath, "Vivian, I'm here."

The rosebush automatically opened a path, and Zhou Jing walked in with the basket in his arms.

With bluish light, the densely thorny branches approached Zhou Jing, naughtily rubbing on Zhou Jing's clothes, if other people were here, they would have been scared to pee, this is a real high-level alien plant !Eat people in minutes.

But Zhou Jing didn't look scared at all, and walked steadily without rushing.Walking deep into the rose bush, Zhou Jing came to a huge tree tumor, then Zhou Jing opened the basket, and sprinkled the green mud inside around the tree tumor.

The branches circled around Zhou Jing happily, and a very beautiful rose was handed to Zhou Jing.

"Thank you, Vivienne." Zhou Jing took the flower, stuck it in his chest, and touched the branch that gave Zhou Jing the flower.

As if shy, the branch put away its spikes and wrapped them around Zhou Jing's arm.

Zhou Jing sighed and sat down on the ground in frustration.

He touched the identity terminal on his wrist, and then touched his blank index finger. A thin and small ring appeared on Zhou Jing's finger. Zhou Jing stared at the ring on his finger in a daze.

That's right, every day three days ago, Zhou Jing was not the current Zhou Jing, he was just a small, really small, low-level servant in the garden responsible for fertilizing the flowers in the Duke's mansion!

Three days ago, the weather was fine, the sun was shining brightly, the sky was cloudless, and the evil charm was so charming... Bah!No, the weather is really nice anyway.

That day he was still wearing an old low-level servant's uniform-the "overall" left by the previous manure servant.Holding a basket of finely crushed "organic fertilizer" - green dragon feces, he was going to fertilize Vivian in the central garden.

Vivienne is the beloved thorn rose plant of the hostess of the Duke's Mansion, and is loved by the madam like a treasure.Except for the masters in the duke's mansion, no one is allowed to approach it.But it is impossible for the owners to take care of it all the time, right?The Thorn Rose is inherently squeamish, and will burp if it is not careful, so it needs to find someone who is accepted by it to take care of it.

It's a pity that the servants who took care of it in the past were all bruised and bruised by it, and they dared not go again after crying for their parents.Mr. Pierce, the old housekeeper, was very troubled.One day when Zhou Jing was fertilizing the flowers and plants, he accidentally walked into the central garden. Vivienne did not pat him away. A low-level servant who fertilizes (shit) Vivienne.

Then Zhou Jing accidentally ran into one of the owners of the house during fertilization, the third young master Caesar, and fell in love deeply?fucked him.

From then on, Zhou Jing's daily life became fertilizing (shit) for Vivienne → peeping at the young master.

Only 13 years old, 13 years old!You will fall in love with it even before the hair grows!

Cough, three days ago, Zhou Jing continued to fertilize Vivienne, his only good friend here, Al, suddenly had a urgency to urinate, and asked Zhou Jing to help him go to another place to fertilize.Al is also a fertilizer man!

Of course Zhou Jing is willing to help, this is the only good friend who doesn't dislike him for being paralyzed and autistic!

That day, Master Caesar was experimenting in the garden greenhouse to see what kind of wonderful reaction the combination of the atomic furnace and the energy spar could produce.It's like removing the brain core of the mech and installing it on the suspension vehicle to see if it can deform, it's full of fun...

It turned out that the atomic furnace was combined with the energy spar - it exploded!

The young master was blown out on the spot, and the emergency robot was just dismantled by the young master and hasn't been repaired yet... Zhou Jing saw it, it's okay!Hurry up to save the young master.Zhou Jing carried the young master back out with difficulty, the atomic furnace exploded for the second time, in order to protect the beautiful face of the beloved young master, Zhou Jing resolutely welcomed himself up, and the two of them fled to the street miserable...

After Zhou Jing woke up, there was a big scar on his face. The young master was taken away by the crowd who heard the sound, and there was only Al beside him.Then, Zhou Jing heard that Bai Qi, the young master of the Bai family who was a guest at the Duke's mansion, became the young master's savior.Only Ai Er believed that Zhou Jing saved the young master, but Bai Qi suffered serious burns, and when he was found, he firmly protected the young master...

Saved the one he loved, was falsely claimed meritorious service by others, and disfigured himself, Zhou Jing was so depressed that he actually stunned himself to death...to death...

Then the present Zhou Jing came.

The day when Zhou Jing came, the weather was fine and the sun was shining brightly.

On that day, he had just brought his little brothers home after finishing their tasks, when he was blocked by his mother.

"Son, when will you get married, and when will you give me a grandson? You see, my grandson is already in love, and you are still single!"

Zhou Jing was most afraid that his mother would force her into a marriage and give birth, so she ran away without looking back, not even eating, "Mom, you already have grandchildren, why are you urging me?"

"Stinky boy, you come back to my mother. You don't like Xiaochen from the logistics team. You can find a man to come back to my mother! Doesn't Xiao Lian have such a fate? It's better to plant a grandson for my mother to play with." ah!"

Zhou Jing staggered and almost fell, his mother was brainwashed by his godson!

Zhou Jing immediately went to complain to his good brother (vented).

"Old Lian, when did you instill masculinity into my mother! I don't like men!" Zhou Jing pinched his brother's neck hard.

"Calm down." The good brother pushed him away tactfully, "Godmother wants to hug her grandson like crazy, my son can't satisfy her anymore, you can't find a woman you like and find a man to make do with."

"I don't like men!" Zhou Jing rolled his eyes vigorously.

"It's okay to plant a life fruit together, why are you so picky?" The good brother also rolled his eyes.

"Having a baby with a man would be worse than being struck by lightning!"

"Hey, look at what you said." The good brother continued to roll his eyes, "By the way, this is for you."

"Dimensional ring?" Zhou Jing recognized the owner dripping blood, "Damn, why did you give me a ring of life fruit?" Zhou Jing yelled brokenly, and his good brother disappeared.

"Old Zhou, find a handsome guy to give birth to a monkey!"

"Fuck! Come back, Lao Lian, I promise I won't beat you to death!"

"Boss, we found something we don't know. Brothers will give you palm eyes." Little brother No. [-] came to report.

"Bring it here and let me have a look." Zhou Jing put the ring on his finger, and we'll deal with the contents next time.

"Boss, look, this is it." Little brother No. [-] came over holding something.

"Let me see, shit, Yinleiguo! Throw it away!" Zhou Jing yelled, kicking his younger brothers away.

"Boom!" There was a thunderbolt from the blue sky, and there was nothing left of Zhou Jing.

In the tenth year of the new year, Zhou Jing, the head of the Sword and Rose Mercenary Corps, died at the age of 29...

Then Zhou Jing came here, and became the fertilizing (shit) servant who had just been beaten to death by himself—Zhou Jing.

It was so cruel that Zhou Jing almost knelt down to the original owner.But Zhou Jing was also very lucky, fortunately he came back to life.Even in the face of disfigurement and turning into a fertilizer (shit) worker, Zhou Jing can still face it calmly, but he is a little worried about his mother, his grandson is not in his arms, and his son is gone.

Fortunately, she still has a godson and a godson!The good brother will definitely take good care of his mother, and it is best to give her a few more god-grandchildren to soothe the old man's wounded heart.