Full-time Butler of Rebirth

"Hey, hey! Wake up, wake up this young master!"

Zhou Jing only felt that a mosquito was harassing him non-stop, making buzzing noises, and wanted to slap him to death, slap him to death.

Zhou Jing waved the mosquito away impatiently, and immediately felt a gust of wind coming. Zhou Jing raised his hand reflexively, and caught the slap that was coming towards his face.

Zhou Jing opened his eyes, and looked at the messy golden-haired kid in front of him and his arms that were straddled carelessly.

Seeing that Zhou Jing woke up, Caesar was immediately happy, "Hey, my slap awakening method really works. You didn't respond to how I called you just now, but you woke up as soon as I touched you."

Zhou Jing: "..." Thank you so much!Zhou Jing wanted to slap that complacent and praising face again.

Zhou Jing moved his body to make sure there was nothing serious before he had time to look at their situation.Hmm, it seems like a barren planet?Where is this coming from?What are the interstellar coordinates?

In other words, they were a bit lucky not to be blown up by the interstellar nuclear bomb, but now they seem to be forced to land in an unknown place?

Seeing Zhou Jing's absent-minded appearance, Caesar immediately became upset, "Hey! Since you're awake, hurry up and get me some hot water. I need to take a bath. Also, I'm hungry!" Caesar said loudly Zhou Jing, Fang Fang's envoy.

Zhou Jing: "..." People in the wilderness are still not sure if they are safe, so they want to take a shower and eat?Zhou Jing looked at Caesar like a fool. Does this young master really not have the IQ of a normal person?Do you really think they are traveling?They are in trouble, in trouble!Can you still have fun!

Caesar was loathing his dirty clothes. He had never been in such a mess since he was a child. Seeing Zhou Jing's bold eyes, he was moved by this kid's desperate effort to save him, but his favorability immediately dropped to negative again. five.

"What kind of eyes are you looking at? This young master is your master, and it is your duty to obey orders. Haven't you received a professional education in housekeeping?" Caesar was almost pissed off. Why did his old man choose such a man for him? Bad steward!

of course not!Zhou Jing knew that this young master fell ill again, and the more he talked to him now, the more he acted more violently, so he simply ignored him, and went straight to check the surrounding environment, as well as the unlucky mecha.

"Damn! What kind of attitude is that!" Caesar was so angry that his hair turned up.

Zhou Jing inspected the miserable-looking red fox by himself, and then he was a little shocked. This B-level mecha was almost destroyed. Without the protection of this mecha, it is estimated that he and Caesar would have died together. It's going to be cosmic dust.

Zhou Jing patted the red fox's beautiful armor in the past, but now it was in tatters, and said aloud Amitabha, let's go to rebirth as soon as possible, and planned to drag his young master away as soon as possible.This place is empty but empty, with jagged rocks and no place to hide, so it's not a good place.

"Ahhhhhh! They saved you with all their might, and you two heartless wretches are going to leave him here alone to fend for himself after eating like this?" Zhou Jing was dragging the boss who didn't want Caesar , the red fox's electronic eyes that had already lost its luster flickered frantically, and shouted aggrievedly.

It just wants the two robbers to blame itself for seeing it so sad and hard, and then it can take Joe smoothly and take revenge for the anger it received before. Unexpectedly, these two people planned to shoot Slap your ass and leave!That's not the case with the script!Soul light!It's a mech!Even if it is damaged now, it is still a majestic mech.How many people want to touch its little hands but have no chance in their life, how can these two people treat it like this?The red fox almost pissed himself off.

"You're still alive!" Caesar was amazed, his eyes immediately scanned the red fox around, "It's strange, it's turned into a pile of rubbish, and the system can still start."

red fox:"……"

Zhou Jing: "..."

"You rubbish! Your whole family is rubbish!" the red fox yelled, feeling that he had suffered a huge trauma.

"Awesome..." Caesar touched his chin and exclaimed.

When the red fox heard this, it flew away with resentment, dissatisfaction, and everything, "That's right! This uncle is not an ordinary mecha, this uncle is the most powerful mecha in the universe!"

Zhou Jing suddenly felt sympathetic to this mech, and Master Caesar's praise...

Caesar was not in a hurry to leave, and suddenly stepped forward, stroking the red fox's garbage body fascinated, as if he saw some peerless beauty.

"Now you know how powerful I am! Heh heh, give me a hundred and eighty top-level energy crystals, and a thousand and eight hundred catties of void metal, and I will forgive you generously."

The corner of Zhou Jing's mouth twitched slightly, top energy spar?void metal?This mech really dares to say that it is not worth a fraction of those things if it is sold as a whole. You know, Caesar’s pocket money for so many years is only [-] or [-] high-level energy spars.

Caesar didn't notice what the red fox said at all, and suddenly threw the metal arm on his hand. "Ouch! Be gentle with me!" the red fox yelled dissatisfied.

Caesar suddenly went to find his space button, and found it after a long time of groping, and then dumped the things outside...

Swipe... In an instant, a large pile of colorful, black and white, strangely shaped women's leopard-print underwear, thongs, black stockings, long and short skirts with exposed buttocks, piled up into a hill.Due to excessive force, a white unknown object was hooked by Caesar's cufflinks, and a beautiful parabola hung directly on Caesar's head, and the wind blew, floating...

Zhou Jing: "Pfft~"

red fox:"!!!"

"What's this?" Caesar took off the thing on his head with a blank expression, two round bowls?Squeeze it, soft?It's quite comfortable, and there are two straps?

Zhou Jing looked directly at the sky, he didn't know anything, he didn't see anything.Fortunately, he has facial paralysis now, except for the small twitching of the corners of his eyes, there is no unnecessary expression.It turns out that after so many years, the habit of female creatures who love beauty, coquettishness, and little fun has not changed...

"What the hell is this?" Caesar frowned. "Gloves? No, where is my toolbox?" Caesar casually threw away the things in his hand, almost lying on the pile of things on the ground to find his treasure They are gone.

Dimension Newton was turned upside down, and the things on the ground were kicked to pieces by Caesar, but his things were still not found.

"Ah, barbarian! Since you have got such a wonderful thing, you should cherish it! How can you ruin it like this!" The red fox was heartbroken when he saw the dusty things on the ground. How could this person be so rude? Woolen cloth!

"Where are my things?" Caesar scratched his ears and cheeks, "Ah!" Caesar suddenly realized, "That dead woman snatched my space button away, and I snatched it back."

"What, what, what, what? This belongs to the beautiful master!" The red fox suddenly roared excitedly, and Zhou Jing felt that if it had a mouth, it would bleed out.

"Don't you want it? Do you really don't want it?" The red fox twisted its "garbage" and raised its alloy arm with difficulty, "Give it to me, give it to me! This big... no, I like it so much These things! Can you give them to the little ones? You are a wise and mighty young master!" The red fox flattered and swung its arms left and right at Caesar.

"All right, all right, take it away, take it away." Caesar pushed the "garbage" away in disgust, "It's just a pile of rags, take it all away."

Zhou Jingfeng was in a mess, well, his young master didn't know what that pile of things was, and that stupid mecha...Zhou Jing suddenly felt like being funny and stupid together, this, this is really true. okay?Forget it, he still doesn't want to remind anything.As for how to settle accounts with him in the future, he doesn't know.

As a result, Caesar reluctantly took the satisfied "garbage" mecha into the space, and the wretched mecha directly sucked a pile of ground into his body, and he didn't know where he hid it.

Zhou Jing looked at the unexpectedly "harmonious" one person and one machine with a delicate expression, and suddenly wondered how the stupid mecha would react if he knew that the young master accepted it for the purpose of dismantling it later?

Forget it, now it's time to find a way to leave.

……

Black sand star.

Lisa was soaking in the bathtub, and suddenly she slapped the water with a slap in the misty water, causing big splashes.

"Soul egg! I'm not finished with you!" Lisa yelled, and she felt a lot more comfortable after she put down the harsh words.Damn, this action is simply a shame and a shame for her career.

Not to mention not completing the task, but also being taken advantage of by a stinky boy, what the hell even lost the most important mecha.If there is another chance to get a B-level mecha, I don't know the year of the monkey!

Lisa wished she could cramp those two stinky men, but men really didn't have a good thing.

It seems that she can still feel the faint pain in her chest. Thinking of her subordinates and her team members' sympathy, gloating, or lewd expressions, Lisa's teeth are about to be gritted.

After taking a bath, Lisa got up, took out the space button, and planned to change into her favorite clothes.

"What is this?" Lisa poked a round metal product in her hand curiously...

"Bang..." The sky was filled with flames.

"Blonde dwarf! My old lady will definitely kill you..." A woman's angry roar could be heard from far away.