Full-time Butler of Rebirth
Chapter 3 Whose shit is it?
"Ah Jing! Three thorn roses sold for a total of [-] credits! My God, the exotic plants are so valuable!"
"Really?" Zhou Jing stuffed a big spoonful of the paste on the plate without expression, it was really unpalatable!I really miss the big meal made by my mother, the food here is too bad.It's a pity that low-level servants like him and Al can only eat this kind of free E-set meal. If you want to eat delicious food, you have to pay more, but both of them are poor...
"Hey, Ah Jing, I really don't know how you managed to eat the E meal here, it's so unpalatable." Al grimaced and dug a spoonful into his mouth, "But now that we have money, next time You can also try meal D!"
Zhou Jing: "..."
Do you still eat D meals if you have money?Anyway, I want a C meal!At least meat and vegetables can be seen inside.
Looking at the dark lump on the plate, Zhou Jing couldn't help swallowing when he thought about the set meal C that the original owner had always coveted in his memory.Damn it's about to be assimilated by the original owner!But—he really wanted to eat meat, howling like a wolf!
Even though Zhou Jing's heart was turbulent, his face remained calm, even though he was disfigured, he still looked calm.Well, he's still handsome even after he's broken.
"Ah Jing, have I told you that I think you are getting more and more handsome." Al suddenly had a flattering expression on his face.
"No matter how handsome you think I am, I won't fall in love with you." Zhou Jing took the clean plate and handed it to the cleaning robot.
"Ah Jing!" Al yelled in grief and indignation, "I found out that you have become bad since you lost your appearance!"
"Really? Isn't that good?" Zhou Jing didn't turn his head.
Al: "..." Ah Jing has really turned bad, how could he say such things before!
After eating the supposedly nutritious breakfast, Zhou Jing and Al had to work.
The daily routine of the two of them is to get fresh green dragon excrement from the breeding garden, then dry it first, then manually crush it, and finally it becomes an organic, green and environmentally friendly green manure.God knows that there are convenient robots that don't need to be used, but they have to do it manually!It is said that the ornamental plants in the garden are very delicate and can't touch any machine products.In Zhou Jing's view, raising these plants with good light and no major effect is a waste of time and resources, and it is better to earn more money if you have such leisure.
When it comes to making money, Zhou Jing is almost blind from tears.Including the roses that Al helped him sell, his whole body only has a few thousand credit points, what a waste of words!Zhou Jing was "bought out" by the Huoshui family. His uncle and aunt directly sold children and sold Zhou Jing for 50 years!The maximum period for buying and selling legal intelligent creatures stipulated by the empire is only 50 years.Then he took his selling money and his family moved out of the slums, without even a ghost.
I heard that because he is a purebred descendant of the Green Star, the nobles are willing to raise a few servants or something unspeakable, ahem, he is quite valuable.Zhou Jing didn't know exactly how much he sold, but his good uncle and aunt immediately raised their tails and bought interstellar tickets to leave their original planet and move to a higher-level planet.
Well, when he runs out of money one day, he can sell himself for another 50 years...
"Hey! Usually there is fresh green dragon feces at this time, what do you mean by saying no?"
Zhou Jing was interrupted by Al's questioning voice.
"What's going on?" Zhou Jing quickly walked behind Al.
"They actually said that there is no more feces! Those feces belonged to us! All of them are ours! The central garden and several surrounding central areas are all needed, and now they actually say that there is no more!" Al yelled.
Zhou Jing: "..."
No no no, it's your shit, not our shit!Zhou Jing didn't want to admit at all that he knew this silly kid.
"What should we do if we don't have enough feces?" Al put his hips on his hips, staring at the two men in front of him aggressively.
The two people looked at each other and smiled secretly, "Ai Er, you and Zhou Jing are in charge of the central area, and the others are also in charge of the backyard and the off-angle area. The green dragons produce a certain amount of feces every day. , if you come late, you will naturally disappear."
"Then why was it enough before?" Al insisted, joking, not being able to complete the work, not to mention being punished, and having to deduct wages.Ayer is different from Zhou Jing, he is not a buyout, he can only be regarded as a contract worker, and he gets paid based on the quality of the work.If the job review is not good, you will lose your job if you say no, and you will be kicked out.
"The third young master has killed a few green dragons to entertain guests, and it will take a few days for the new green dragons to arrive."
Al: "..."
Zhou Jing: "..."
The green dragon is a kind of mild-tempered plant-eating beast, not very aggressive, and not very valuable, so it is not very popular among hunters.Its only value is that its feces are very suitable for growing non-aggressive ornamental plants, which can be regarded as recycling.
However, eating green dragon meat... It is estimated that few hunters would do this, after all...
The third young master who entertains guests with green dragon meat is really a talent!Zhou Jing's face was expressionless, and the corners of his eyes twitched.
But, these two people clearly knew that the third young master killed the green dragon, and there would definitely be not enough feces.As the central area is the place with the most traffic in the Duke's Mansion, and as the face of the Duke's Mansion, there can be no mistakes.Especially with such a precious commodity as Vivian, it is impossible for these two people not to know about this.
Zhou Jing looked at these two people coldly. It was obvious that these two people did it on purpose!Deliberately not to stay in the central area.
Under Zhou Jing's gaze, those two people also became nervous. Usually, doesn't Zhou Jing always hide behind that idiot Ai Er?Why does it seem so oppressive today?It's still the usual dead face that hasn't changed for thousands of years, but he didn't bury his chin to his chest anymore, and there was a scar on his face, which not only didn't destroy Zhou Jing's temperament, but added a bit of coldness to him out of thin air, and he seemed to be out of his body the sword.
Swept by Zhou Jing's gaze, the two of them felt as if Zhou Jing had completely seen their little movements, and cold sweat broke out in their palms.
"Ben...it didn't exist in the first place, you...you...who told you to come so late." The person who was pushed out by another person stammered, his neck shrank, his eyes were evasive, and he didn't dare to go Look into Zhou Jing's eyes.
Al didn't notice this, and scratched his hair vigorously, "Ah Jing, what should I do? What should I do?"
"Is it true that we can't have any more?" Zhou Jing slowly approached the two of them, and asked word by word.
"For example... if you can make the green dragon produce some more feces, that's fine too." The people who were stared at by Zhou Jing wanted to run away.
"Open it."
"what?"
"Open the gate of the breeding garden."
"Oh... ok... ok."
"Let's go." Zhou Jing greeted Al, and walked in.
"Ah Jing..." Al hurriedly followed.
"Joseni! Why did you let them in? If they really got shit, then our job is to..."
"Talk to him if you have the ability!" Joseni waved his hands, "Why... how..."
"What's wrong?" Joseph asked curiously.
"It's nothing! Green dragons only pull so much feces every day, and it's not so easy for them to get the extra." The more Yoshini thought about it, the more he felt uneasy. He always felt that he had overlooked something. As for why he felt this way, he I don't know either.
"Ah Jing, do we really have to go get the excrement ourselves?" Al shrank pitifully behind Zhou Jing.
"Do you want to have your wages deducted?"
"We must rise up! Green dragons! They don't shit, I... I beat them up!"
Zhou Jing: "..."
Zhou Jing felt that it would be more convincing if Al could let go of the hand that was pinching his arm so hard.
……
"Xiao Qi, I heard that you saved Master Ben at the scene of the explosion, thank you." Caesar held Bai Qi's hand with sincere gratitude.
"It's nothing." A few blushes appeared on Bai Qi's smooth face, her soft chestnut hair was softly attached to her cheeks, her eyes were moist and moving.Although the burns on his body have been treated, he still looks a little haggard. Although he is still young, he can already see what the future will look like.
"It's Bai Qi's honor to help the third young master." Bai Qi lowered her head, revealing her fragile neck.
"What do you call the third young master, Xiao Qi, you are too out of touch. Since you saved me, you can call me Master Caesar from now on." Caesar patted his chest, his expression extremely noble.
Bai Qi: "..."
"Caesar...Young Master." Bai Qi looked a little uncomfortable, bit his lip secretly, and clenched his hand under the thin quilt into a fist.
"Good." Caesar withdrew his hand and stroked Bai Qi's head. "Xiaoqi, in order to thank you, this young master personally prepared a big meal for you. Now you just want to make up for it. Let's go, this young master will take you to the restaurant."
Caesar took Bai Qi's arm and was about to leave.
"Master Caesar..." Bai Qi looked at Caesar in embarrassment, and then at the doctor who had been silent all this time.
"Doctor Laura, can Xiaoqi go out now?" Caesar turned his head and asked.
Laura raised her eyebrows coquettishly, "Master Caesar, don't you believe in other people's skills? You were bombed so badly, you can run and dance in three days." After speaking, she shook her head. Her burgundy curly hair was wavy, and her bright red nails ran across her blood-painted mouth.
The corner of Caesar's mouth twitched, and he quickly looked away from the dead shemale.
"Xiaoqi, let's go."
"Oh..." Bai Qi didn't know why Caesar suddenly ran like a monster chasing him.
Bai Qi stumbled and followed Caesar to the main dining room. The main dining room of Huo Sirui's house is open-air, very large and spacious.
"Snap" Caesar snapped his fingers coolly, and immediately a team of servants brought up a huge grill, tables and chairs.The maids brought sweet fruits, desserts and drinks.
Then, another team of servants brought up an unknown object covered with a white cloth.
"Today's theme is——Green Dragon BBQ!" Caesar pulled back the white cloth with pride, revealing the dead body inside.
Bai Qi's face turned green, echoing the green skin of the green dragon...
"Really?" Zhou Jing stuffed a big spoonful of the paste on the plate without expression, it was really unpalatable!I really miss the big meal made by my mother, the food here is too bad.It's a pity that low-level servants like him and Al can only eat this kind of free E-set meal. If you want to eat delicious food, you have to pay more, but both of them are poor...
"Hey, Ah Jing, I really don't know how you managed to eat the E meal here, it's so unpalatable." Al grimaced and dug a spoonful into his mouth, "But now that we have money, next time You can also try meal D!"
Zhou Jing: "..."
Do you still eat D meals if you have money?Anyway, I want a C meal!At least meat and vegetables can be seen inside.
Looking at the dark lump on the plate, Zhou Jing couldn't help swallowing when he thought about the set meal C that the original owner had always coveted in his memory.Damn it's about to be assimilated by the original owner!But—he really wanted to eat meat, howling like a wolf!
Even though Zhou Jing's heart was turbulent, his face remained calm, even though he was disfigured, he still looked calm.Well, he's still handsome even after he's broken.
"Ah Jing, have I told you that I think you are getting more and more handsome." Al suddenly had a flattering expression on his face.
"No matter how handsome you think I am, I won't fall in love with you." Zhou Jing took the clean plate and handed it to the cleaning robot.
"Ah Jing!" Al yelled in grief and indignation, "I found out that you have become bad since you lost your appearance!"
"Really? Isn't that good?" Zhou Jing didn't turn his head.
Al: "..." Ah Jing has really turned bad, how could he say such things before!
After eating the supposedly nutritious breakfast, Zhou Jing and Al had to work.
The daily routine of the two of them is to get fresh green dragon excrement from the breeding garden, then dry it first, then manually crush it, and finally it becomes an organic, green and environmentally friendly green manure.God knows that there are convenient robots that don't need to be used, but they have to do it manually!It is said that the ornamental plants in the garden are very delicate and can't touch any machine products.In Zhou Jing's view, raising these plants with good light and no major effect is a waste of time and resources, and it is better to earn more money if you have such leisure.
When it comes to making money, Zhou Jing is almost blind from tears.Including the roses that Al helped him sell, his whole body only has a few thousand credit points, what a waste of words!Zhou Jing was "bought out" by the Huoshui family. His uncle and aunt directly sold children and sold Zhou Jing for 50 years!The maximum period for buying and selling legal intelligent creatures stipulated by the empire is only 50 years.Then he took his selling money and his family moved out of the slums, without even a ghost.
I heard that because he is a purebred descendant of the Green Star, the nobles are willing to raise a few servants or something unspeakable, ahem, he is quite valuable.Zhou Jing didn't know exactly how much he sold, but his good uncle and aunt immediately raised their tails and bought interstellar tickets to leave their original planet and move to a higher-level planet.
Well, when he runs out of money one day, he can sell himself for another 50 years...
"Hey! Usually there is fresh green dragon feces at this time, what do you mean by saying no?"
Zhou Jing was interrupted by Al's questioning voice.
"What's going on?" Zhou Jing quickly walked behind Al.
"They actually said that there is no more feces! Those feces belonged to us! All of them are ours! The central garden and several surrounding central areas are all needed, and now they actually say that there is no more!" Al yelled.
Zhou Jing: "..."
No no no, it's your shit, not our shit!Zhou Jing didn't want to admit at all that he knew this silly kid.
"What should we do if we don't have enough feces?" Al put his hips on his hips, staring at the two men in front of him aggressively.
The two people looked at each other and smiled secretly, "Ai Er, you and Zhou Jing are in charge of the central area, and the others are also in charge of the backyard and the off-angle area. The green dragons produce a certain amount of feces every day. , if you come late, you will naturally disappear."
"Then why was it enough before?" Al insisted, joking, not being able to complete the work, not to mention being punished, and having to deduct wages.Ayer is different from Zhou Jing, he is not a buyout, he can only be regarded as a contract worker, and he gets paid based on the quality of the work.If the job review is not good, you will lose your job if you say no, and you will be kicked out.
"The third young master has killed a few green dragons to entertain guests, and it will take a few days for the new green dragons to arrive."
Al: "..."
Zhou Jing: "..."
The green dragon is a kind of mild-tempered plant-eating beast, not very aggressive, and not very valuable, so it is not very popular among hunters.Its only value is that its feces are very suitable for growing non-aggressive ornamental plants, which can be regarded as recycling.
However, eating green dragon meat... It is estimated that few hunters would do this, after all...
The third young master who entertains guests with green dragon meat is really a talent!Zhou Jing's face was expressionless, and the corners of his eyes twitched.
But, these two people clearly knew that the third young master killed the green dragon, and there would definitely be not enough feces.As the central area is the place with the most traffic in the Duke's Mansion, and as the face of the Duke's Mansion, there can be no mistakes.Especially with such a precious commodity as Vivian, it is impossible for these two people not to know about this.
Zhou Jing looked at these two people coldly. It was obvious that these two people did it on purpose!Deliberately not to stay in the central area.
Under Zhou Jing's gaze, those two people also became nervous. Usually, doesn't Zhou Jing always hide behind that idiot Ai Er?Why does it seem so oppressive today?It's still the usual dead face that hasn't changed for thousands of years, but he didn't bury his chin to his chest anymore, and there was a scar on his face, which not only didn't destroy Zhou Jing's temperament, but added a bit of coldness to him out of thin air, and he seemed to be out of his body the sword.
Swept by Zhou Jing's gaze, the two of them felt as if Zhou Jing had completely seen their little movements, and cold sweat broke out in their palms.
"Ben...it didn't exist in the first place, you...you...who told you to come so late." The person who was pushed out by another person stammered, his neck shrank, his eyes were evasive, and he didn't dare to go Look into Zhou Jing's eyes.
Al didn't notice this, and scratched his hair vigorously, "Ah Jing, what should I do? What should I do?"
"Is it true that we can't have any more?" Zhou Jing slowly approached the two of them, and asked word by word.
"For example... if you can make the green dragon produce some more feces, that's fine too." The people who were stared at by Zhou Jing wanted to run away.
"Open it."
"what?"
"Open the gate of the breeding garden."
"Oh... ok... ok."
"Let's go." Zhou Jing greeted Al, and walked in.
"Ah Jing..." Al hurriedly followed.
"Joseni! Why did you let them in? If they really got shit, then our job is to..."
"Talk to him if you have the ability!" Joseni waved his hands, "Why... how..."
"What's wrong?" Joseph asked curiously.
"It's nothing! Green dragons only pull so much feces every day, and it's not so easy for them to get the extra." The more Yoshini thought about it, the more he felt uneasy. He always felt that he had overlooked something. As for why he felt this way, he I don't know either.
"Ah Jing, do we really have to go get the excrement ourselves?" Al shrank pitifully behind Zhou Jing.
"Do you want to have your wages deducted?"
"We must rise up! Green dragons! They don't shit, I... I beat them up!"
Zhou Jing: "..."
Zhou Jing felt that it would be more convincing if Al could let go of the hand that was pinching his arm so hard.
……
"Xiao Qi, I heard that you saved Master Ben at the scene of the explosion, thank you." Caesar held Bai Qi's hand with sincere gratitude.
"It's nothing." A few blushes appeared on Bai Qi's smooth face, her soft chestnut hair was softly attached to her cheeks, her eyes were moist and moving.Although the burns on his body have been treated, he still looks a little haggard. Although he is still young, he can already see what the future will look like.
"It's Bai Qi's honor to help the third young master." Bai Qi lowered her head, revealing her fragile neck.
"What do you call the third young master, Xiao Qi, you are too out of touch. Since you saved me, you can call me Master Caesar from now on." Caesar patted his chest, his expression extremely noble.
Bai Qi: "..."
"Caesar...Young Master." Bai Qi looked a little uncomfortable, bit his lip secretly, and clenched his hand under the thin quilt into a fist.
"Good." Caesar withdrew his hand and stroked Bai Qi's head. "Xiaoqi, in order to thank you, this young master personally prepared a big meal for you. Now you just want to make up for it. Let's go, this young master will take you to the restaurant."
Caesar took Bai Qi's arm and was about to leave.
"Master Caesar..." Bai Qi looked at Caesar in embarrassment, and then at the doctor who had been silent all this time.
"Doctor Laura, can Xiaoqi go out now?" Caesar turned his head and asked.
Laura raised her eyebrows coquettishly, "Master Caesar, don't you believe in other people's skills? You were bombed so badly, you can run and dance in three days." After speaking, she shook her head. Her burgundy curly hair was wavy, and her bright red nails ran across her blood-painted mouth.
The corner of Caesar's mouth twitched, and he quickly looked away from the dead shemale.
"Xiaoqi, let's go."
"Oh..." Bai Qi didn't know why Caesar suddenly ran like a monster chasing him.
Bai Qi stumbled and followed Caesar to the main dining room. The main dining room of Huo Sirui's house is open-air, very large and spacious.
"Snap" Caesar snapped his fingers coolly, and immediately a team of servants brought up a huge grill, tables and chairs.The maids brought sweet fruits, desserts and drinks.
Then, another team of servants brought up an unknown object covered with a white cloth.
"Today's theme is——Green Dragon BBQ!" Caesar pulled back the white cloth with pride, revealing the dead body inside.
Bai Qi's face turned green, echoing the green skin of the green dragon...
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