Full-time Butler of Rebirth

"Hey, have you heard? Princess Ariel fainted in the breeding garden."

"Isn't it normal for the princess to be so pampered that she fainted from being punished as a coolie?"

"Shhh, don't you know? I heard that the princess knocked herself out because she slipped on the dung."

"Tch, did you hear this? I heard that the princess fainted because she knocked over the dung truck."

"Hey, didn't the princess faint because of being splashed with dung all over her face?"

"Nonsense, I clearly heard that the princess fell into the cesspit!"

"..."

Zhou Jing rubbed his sore waist, and found out what everyone had to say about Princess [-] and Shit.

For some reason, Zhou Jing only felt the chrysanthemum tighten, and a very subtle feeling hit his heart.His young master disappeared after digging the hole!

"Huha...huhaha." Didiga laughed triumphantly, shaking his greasy face, "Brother Jing, did you hear that? Ariel, that shrew was punished! She actually sent herself to the cesspit, haha Haha, she deserves it! Let her trouble our boss."

Zhou Jing: "..."

"You'd better go back first." Zhou Jing sent Didiga to the hover car, and then ran towards the dormitory.ancestors!Please don't bother me any more!

Zhou Jing quickly swiped the magnetic card and kicked open the door.

"Ah Jing! You're back!" Caesar was wearing a bright yellow duckling pajamas, wearing a duckling apron, and holding a spatula in his hand, looking at Zhou Jing with a pair of emerald green eyes in a very gentle and virtuous manner.

Zhou Jing was shocked, and quickly backed out the door. After confirming that he had not gone to the wrong dormitory, he put on a deadpan face. In fact, the dead face that swiped the screen with "Damn! Fuck!" came back.

Caesar watched Zhou Jing leave with the expression of seeing Xiang, and then walk back with the expression of "Ah! I'm blind!" "Don't think that just because he is facial paralyzed, he can't see what he is thinking!

"Young master, that, you are..." Could it be that you are too stimulated and your brain is abnormal?Zhou Jing knew that his young master had this habit of wearing cute pajamas, but the painting style of turning a bear boy into a good wife has become too big!I really want to poke my eyes!

"Ah Jing." Caesar tried his best not to distort his face, "Don't you think this young master is so handsome?" After finishing speaking, he turned around twice in front of Zhou Jing narcissistically, allowing Zhou Jing to appreciate it in 360 degrees His valiant and heroic demeanor.

Zhou Jing: "..." This weird atmosphere made Zhou Jing very uncomfortable, the ancestor's appearance... this appearance seems to be a male peacock showing off its feathers with the female, embarrassing!

Zhou Jing narrowed his eyes slightly and looked at Caesar who was angrily tearing off his apron. Looking at the dangling pile of hair on his head, he must be thinking too much!Zhou Jing quickly shook his head to shake off the too beautiful picture in his mind.

"Brother Mingming said that a virtuous man is attractive, but it's useless. You must not trust him next time!" Caesar threw the apron away.

"Master, what are you doing?" Zhou Jing moved his nose and smelled a strange smell.

"Ah! Master Ben's loving dinner!" Caesar grabbed the spatula and rushed into the kitchen.

Zhou Jing touched his chin, he felt that his workload was going to increase again.

After cleaning up the messy kitchen, all the ingredients sneaked back from the plantation were destroyed.Zhou Jing thought for a while, brought out two nutritional supplements, and took a little effort to make them green, um, like vegetable puree.

Caesar was curled up by the dining table like a puppy in the water, his hair was all stunned, pitiful.

Zhou Jing couldn't bear it, "Let's eat, young master." After speaking, he brought the "vegetable puree" to Caesar.

Caesar stuffed the nutritional supplements in grief and anger, and he no longer believed the words of that old bachelor!

"By the way, young master, did you know that Princess Ariel passed out in the farm?" Zhou Jing said casually.

"Hmm, cough, cough..." Caesar sprayed out a mouthful of nutrient solution from his nostrils, coughing in a daze.

"Ah Jing! You have to believe me, I have nothing to do with that hot pepper! I swear by my integrity!" Caesar rushed over and grabbed Zhou Jing's clothes.

Zhou Jing: "..." Who wants to know if you are related to that princess?In other words, young master, is your integrity gentleman still alive?

After probing a few times, Caesar beat him up and fooled him, and Zhou Jing was also annoyed. As long as the ancestor doesn't get caught out, he can do whatever he wants!

Caesar continued to hang out in the golden duckling, and Zhou Jing continued to look for a job on Skynet in a miserable state.Although they can "shun" the ingredients in the plantation now, it is very distressing to have no money after all.

"Meow!" A faint meow sounded from Zhou Jing's room.Caesar bristled, and pushed the sofa in the living room against the door of Zhou Jing's room with a "whoosh".

"Master, I seem to have heard Ah Bao's voice. Didn't you say it went back to the chairman?" Zhou Jing didn't even lift his head.

"That's what you heard wrong!" Caesar raised his voice and shouted.

Zhou Jing frowned slightly, "Master, I can hear you without being so loud."

"Ah Jing!" Caesar turned off Zhou Jing's identity terminal, "Our two-person luxury game cabin is almost finished, let's go to the virtual network to play, maybe there is a way to make money on it! You haven't Have you played? Let's go now." Caesar dragged Zhou Jing into his room without saying a word.

Caesar stuffed Zhou Jing into the game cabin, then ran back quickly and stuffed a lot of weird things against the door to ensure the soundproof, airproof and image-proof, and he breathed a sigh of relief.

At the same time, at the door corner of Zhou Jing's room, a white cat scratched the crack of the wall with its two paws quickly, making an ear-piercing sound of "stinging, stinging". Unfortunately, there was not even a trace left on the wall.Lan Youyou's eyes were full of anger and unwillingness. "Meow!" the kitten yelled in grief and indignation, but unfortunately no one could hear it.

Damn, who the hell is that brat?Not only does he have a powerful barrier in his hand, but he also has a potion that suppresses the energy and transformation of the beast!And he accidentally fell for that stupid boy, is he being bullied by Mao Luopingyang?

……

"It's really a toss up." Zhou Jing looked at the two-in-one game cabin speechlessly. This thing is so expensive, isn't it?The young master is really a prodigal!

"That's it!" Caesar beamed with joy, very proud, "This young master not only combined it, but also developed new functions of this thing. No game company is as powerful as this young master."

"..."

Caesar also jumped into the game cabin, "This cabin has been converted into a multi-function by my young master. Not only is it more enjoyable to play games, but it will also prevent you from being tracked to the real coordinates."

Zhou Jing didn't want to know which unlucky person Caesar had sent the false coordinates to.

"Ah Jing." Caesar suddenly looked a little shy, buried his head low, and there were two blushes on his little face, "We haven't slept together for a long time, hum, you don't come to sleep with me. "After speaking, he gave Zhou Jing an angry look.

Zhou Jing suddenly felt thunderbolt, young master, are you swollen?Quickly return the normal young master!Zhou Jing felt that he couldn't resist this convulsive young master. He was sleeping on the floor before when the young master slept on the bed. When did they sleep together?Don't ruin his reputation!

Fortunately, Caesar didn't care about Zhou Jing's answer, and closed the hatch after taking advantage of his mouth.

Zhou Jing followed Caesar into the virtual network with his frightened little boy in his arms.

Standing on a street full of people coming and going, Zhou Jing was stunned.It turns out that the holographic virtual network is really awesome. Zhou Jing moved his palm, and it felt no different from the real world. The hillbilly "ancient man" Zhou Jing immediately fell in admiration.

"Hey, don't stand in the middle of the road! You are blocking people."

"Oh." Zhou Jingcheng hid aside in fear.

"Ah Jing, what are you doing standing here stupidly? You were bullied as soon as I didn't look at you, this young master is too useless."

Zhou Jing turned to look at the familiar voice.

"=Dish=!!!" Who is this nine-foot-tall, muscular man?She is also dressed in golden color, the taste is too weird!

Wait, the voice just now was made by this person.

"Young master is right in front of you, why are you so dazed! Hurry up and leave." Xiong Han dragged Zhou Jing away.

Zhou Jing: "...Master."

Xiong Han grinned, "Ah Jing, isn't this young master handsome in this vest?" After speaking, he thought he was handsome and wiped his hair, and got a few admiring eyes from the little girl.

Zhou Jing: "..." Young master, have you resented your height to the point where you can only invent a person who is completely opposite to your real self on the Internet to comfort you?Zhou Jing suddenly felt that his young master was very pitiful, and he must treat him better in the future, and he would never take A Bao out to scare the young master again.

Caesar didn't hear the compliment, but saw the "admiring" eyes of his little housekeeper.Immediately, my waist no longer hurts, my legs no longer hurt, and my appetite improves.

"Ah Jing." Caesar moved Zhou Jing's hand, has your crush on this young master already reached this point?Could it be that the real world is too embarrassed to say that it should be kept online?Online dating or something, will it be... so exciting!

Zhou Jing didn't know that his young master's brain circuit was flying to the universe again. Isn't it strange that this combination of a wretched bear and a rough man and a weak little white flower are being dragged around on the street?How embarrassing... Zhou Jing burst into tears.

"Ah Jing, don't you really want to play games with me? StarCraft is very fun, and you can also learn mechs." After finally getting clean, Zhou Jing didn't want to follow Caesar anymore.

Especially after witnessing at least four vests clamoring "Xin thief don't run, take your life." Caesar beat him with a hammer, and this idea became more firm.

"Master, I want to go shopping by myself."

"Okay." Caesar stepped back and walked into a light door with StarCraft written on it, and that door had the most people in and out.

"Ah, the new owner, are you here too? Hey, I miss you so much!" Zhou Jing was hugged by a little doll's thigh.

Zhou Jing looked down with a stiff face, only to see a white and tender face looking at him flatteringly, "Red Fox?"

"Yeah, it's me, the new owner!" The baby was so happy that he hugged Zhou Jing's thigh even tighter.

Zhou Jing: "..." It must be because his posture on the Internet is wrong!Has the intelligence of advanced mechs advanced to the point where they can enter the virtual network like intelligent creatures?Although this network is a kind of Skynet.

The author has something to say: Caesar: "This young master is so delicious that you can't see it!"

Zhou Jing: "I'm already blind."

Caesar: "..."