I won't kill you

"The patient's sternum was contused, and the ribs were fractured..."

"Notify the patient's family members! Hurry up!"

"Blood pressure drops sharply, speed up the drip rate..."

"Prepare the skin! The patient's head needs stitches! Hurry up!"

……

"Doctor, you must save him! Save him!"

"Don't get excited. The patient is temporarily out of danger. His ribs have pierced his stomach. The stomach is severely damaged. We are going to perform a gastrotomy on the patient. Please sign the consent form and pay the medical expenses. one time."

"Okay, I'll go right now."

……

"The patient's operation was successful. He was put in the ICU for observation for two days, and all the indicators were normal, so he could be transferred to the general ward."

"Thank you doctor, thank you."

……

In 14 years, City D.

Guan Huan rode a little donkey wandering the streets. This man had pale skin, a T-shirt style from two years ago, and his long legs were loosely wrapped in whitewashed jeans.

When riding to the door of the bun shop, the phone rang.

"Teacher Guan! Come here quickly! That kid is going to jump off the building again!"

"..."

Guan Huan calmly asked the boss for two meat buns, and said slowly, "Dancing again? How many times this month?"

The squad leader swallowed: "The third time."

Bite the steamed stuffed bun: "Oh, it's the third time, don't worry, let him dance."

"Old, teacher, he seems to be serious this time, he has climbed outside the railing." The squad leader said timidly.

"Got it." After finishing speaking, he hung up the phone, and the little donkey rushed out.

A lot of students surrounded the gate of F, and they all looked up at the same time. Shen Xiu drove by there, took off his sunglasses and looked out the window, "Yo, jumped off the building, is this?"

"It looks similar." Wang Qiu watched the excitement with his eyes wide open.

Shen Xiu turned the steering wheel and stayed away from the crowd: "What are you looking at? We are here to deal with business, so why bother?"

Didn't you watch it first?Say me!Business?Fuck hiding from your wife and calling it business?What do you think your wife is pulling me to do?Wang Qiu tugged on the seat belt and grinded his teeth, how annoying is Shen Xiute!

Wang Qiu glanced at the rearview mirror and was taken aback for a moment: "Yo, I seem to have seen Teacher Xiaoguan just now."

Shen Xiu: "Tch, how is it possible, he has disappeared for two years, did you misread it?"

"Am I really wrong?" Looking out of the window, the person who looked like Teacher Xiaoguan disappeared, "That's right, how could Teacher Xiaoguan cut hair and wear glasses, and still wear such shabby clothes! He is very particular about a person! !"

When Shen Xiu suddenly heard the words "Teacher Xiaoguan", he felt panicked and couldn't tell what it was like. During the two years when he was not around, too many things happened. When I saw this person, I almost forgot about him.

Leaving the little donkey at the school gate, without even having time to lock it, Guan Huan ran into the teaching building with the bun.

"Hey, let's go, let's go!" He pushed aside the crowd on the corridor, and wiped his sweat by his collar.

A boy was holding on to the handrail, with one foot dangling outside the railing. Guan Huan looked at it and was impatient: "What are you doing?"

"Mr. Guan! Don't come here! I don't want to live anymore! Come here and I'll jump off here!" The boy said with tears and snot all over his face, sobbing.

Together with the students and teachers who watched the excitement, they whispered.

"Why do you think this student can't think about it?"

"Hey, you don't know, this student, this month has danced three times."

"This teacher is so pitiful. With this unlucky child on the table, he has to carry out ideological education in the dean's office again."

After hearing this, Guan Huan was not in a hurry. He glanced at the floor and took out a steamed bun to eat: "You have to think clearly, this is the fourth floor, and you can't die if you jump down. You may only have a concussion and a broken bone. of."

The boy yelled: "Teacher Guan! Why don't you persuade me! How can you do this?"

"I persuaded you, I persuaded you the first two times," Guan Huan squinted at him, biting the bun, "Tell me that you jumped three times a month, each time was lower than the first time, the first time was on the sixth floor, The fifth floor for the second time, and the fourth floor this time, what do you think? Hurry up if you want to die, there is an eleventh floor in the administrative building opposite, why don't you jump there?"

The boy swallowed and spit: "Teacher Guan, I don't take someone like you..."

"I don't even bother to care about you! Did you fall in love again this time? You've fallen in love three times a month? You're not as capable as a lover!" Guan Huan threw away the empty packing bag and pulled a girl in their class, "Look How good are the girls in our class? You don’t want to play near the water! You have to find a female student from the vocational school opposite! What are you pretending to be in your head?”

The boy cried even more fiercely, with tears falling down: "Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo I don’t want to share! Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!”

Guan Huan pushed his thin-rimmed glasses. If he had known earlier, he would not be a university teacher. Trouble!Where does it take so much effort to teach elementary school students?Elementary school students never thought of jumping off a building.

"Get down for me! Don't you bother me! Why don't you just show it to your little girlfriend? Do you need such a dangerous method? What if you accidentally fall down? The police uncle hasn't Come on, you also wait for others to come before dancing!"

The boy didn't want to really dance, so he made a show for the girl in the opposite school, asking her to get back together with him. He still felt that what Guan Huan said made some sense, so he retracted one foot outside the railing.

Guan Huanchong winked at the squad leader, and the squad leader waved his hand awe-inspiringly. The representatives of the physical education class of the labor committee rushed forward, some hugging their thighs, some pulling their arms, and Guan Huan slapped the man on the back of the head severely.

Only then did the boy realize that Mr. Guan was fooling him, and now he was in trouble.

Mr. Guan doesn't look weak and weak on the outside, wearing a pair of glasses to pretend to be gentle, but in fact, his eyes are weak and weak.

As the saying goes!There were only three incidents, and after jumping off the building three times, Mr. Guan was definitely angry!

Guan Huan stood on the side with a cold face, and the monitor rubbed his palms obsequiously. Now he really wanted the poor boy to kneel and kowtow to admit his mistake, so as to relieve Teacher Guan's depressed mood.

The brain of the man who jumped from the building hummed continuously from being slapped, and it took dozens of seconds to slow down.

"Teacher Guan! I, I, I, I was wrong! You just let me live! Woooooo... I will never dare to jump off a building next time!"

After being howled by him, the classmates and teachers watching the excitement were immediately amused, and a teacher said with a smile: "You danced three times, and I watched it three times. When did you not say this to Teacher Guan? Credibility How low! Who would believe it?"

The man who jumped from the building was crying, and carefully glanced at Guan Huan: "Teacher! What I said this time is true! Don't listen to slander!"

Guan Huan gave him a slap in the face, looked around at his students, and growled through gritted teeth: "No one is missing in tomorrow's class meeting! If one person is missing, the whole class will fail in conduct! Do you understand me!"

Everyone nodded and said, "Yes, yes, I understand, I understand."

Everyone knows that Mr. Guan is quite a gentle person, but if anyone really provokes him, that person will definitely suffer. Mr. Guan, for sure, hates others to cause trouble for him.

No, as soon as the matter was over, Guan Huan was called to the dean's office for ideological education.

Dean Zhao sat on the sofa with a stern look, staring at Guan Huan with fiery eyes.

Guan Huan sat opposite the dean with his legs crossed, and met his gaze: "Dean, don't look at it, I really don't blame me for this matter. The first two times I said it, jumping off a building is very dangerous! It's very dangerous! It's extremely dangerous! But this kid doesn’t listen, and uses this method every time, and every time I see it, I feel worried!”

Listening to Guan Huan's impassioned speech, Dean Zhao forcibly swallowed back the theory of "Ideological Socialism".

Guan Huan was educated twice, knowing that the dean had to talk about the country, the society, and then the values ​​of life before he got to the point, so he pushed his responsibilities away completely and kept his ears quiet.

"Xiaoguan, everyone can see that this kind of thing happened, and you have no responsibility at all." Dean Zhao took a sip of tea, and then said, "We all know that you used to do it in a prestigious school in Beijing City. As an associate professor, the teaching level is not bad, but coming to our F University is really a bit inferior."

"Dean..." Guan Huan's expression froze.

"Listen to me, didn't you want to let you go?" Dean Zhao interrupted him with a wave of his hand, "I don't know what you think, you don't want to stay there anymore, although our F University is not as good as that prestigious school , but we are not bad, teachers are dedicated to caring for students.”

"You may not like to hear what I said, but these words are good for you..." Dean Zhao paused.

"You say, I listen."

"Xiaoguan, since you came to our school, I have been observing you, and found that you are... a bit dull, do you understand what I mean?"

Dean Zhao said it very euphemistically, and the implication is: You are selfish and indifferent, indifferent when things happen, and you don't care about students.

Guan Huan rolled his eyes inwardly.

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