I won't kill you

Classes will be held the next day.

"Who dares to be absent from morning exercises this semester, and all of them will fail in the conduct grade..."

There was a wailing sound from the bottom. You must know that the morning exercises in college are just a decoration. You have to get up at six in the morning. Who wants it?

"Teacher Guan! Don't mess with us! Xu Xiaotian makes you angry, don't use us as a backstop!"

"Yes, yes! Teacher Guan! We know that you are lovely and respectable. You are a model teacher and hardworking..."

"Student, do you think sugar-coated cannonballs are useful to me? Or is it that your IQ is only so small?"

Guan Huan's smile is like the sunshine in early spring, as bright as it can be, as bright as it can be, as warm as it can be, but what it says is as irritating as it is.

The students didn't howl this time, but they were united in a common hatred, attacking Xu Xiaotian, the man who jumped from the building.

"Quickly apologize to Mr. Guan! Ahhh! My wonderful college life is about to be ruined by morning exercises!"

"Sorry! Hurry up!"

"Little Tian, ​​come on, why are you so shy, look at your blushing."

Xu Xiaotian was not shy, but felt ashamed. He was thin-skinned and had some fair skin, so he blushed naturally when he was teased by everyone.

In fact, his popularity in the class is quite good, and it's just a joke when everyone says that.

Guan Huan also knew that this group of children had just passed the college entrance examination and entered the first year of university, and it was time for them to relax.

Few people went to the school's morning exercises. He didn't mean to say how much he wanted to embarrass them, but this time he was really angry, and he didn't want them to be comfortable.

Guan Huan suppressed his smile, and hooked his fingers at Xu Xiaotian.

The two came to the office one after the other. At this time, the teachers had gone to class. In the huge office, there were only two people, Guan Huan and Xu Xiaotian.

"Since there are no outsiders, let's make it clear." Guan Huan leaned back in his chair and pushed his glasses.

"I'm very disgusted with your behavior. You said that you jumped off the building at every turn. Didn't you let me worry about it? Your stupid behavior shows that you are a radical man. Which girl would dare to follow you in the future?"

"Let's talk about your little girlfriend again..."

"Teacher Guan...that's what, it's an ex-girlfriend..." Xu Xiaotian lowered his head and reminded him in a low voice.

Guan Huan glanced at him, with indescribable indifference and contempt in his eyes.

How did he bring these two conflicting emotions together?A big question mark appeared in Xu Xiaotian's mind, he is a child who thinks hard.

"Okay, ex-girlfriend," Guan Huan made a cup of honeysuckle tea by himself. It was hot, and he needed to go to the fire, otherwise he would be pissed off by these kids, which was too worrying.

"I'm telling you! Xu Xiaotian!" Xu Xiaotian was frightened by the yelling, subconsciously raised his head as if raising his hips, and stood respectfully, "Who should have broken up with you long ago! How many times? Ah? How many times?" ? Count it yourself!"

"That girl is dressed like a turkey all day long, you can tell she's a bastard at a glance! Ah Fei! Do you have needle eyes? Or cataracts? Can't you see it?"

"We've been together since junior high school, right? No wonder from junior high school to now, first love is in junior high school. I can understand that, but can you use your fucking brain to do things? I began to wonder if you are a genius." ?Because some geniuses have high IQ but pitifully low EQ."

After Guan Huan said these words, he began to drink tea without even looking at Xu Xiaotian. He knew what he said was ugly, but if this child was not being ridiculed, what would he do? behavior!

He could see that Xu Xiaotian was reflecting, because the man's head was getting lower and lower, and it was almost hanging into the collar of his T-shirt.

He didn't mean to belittle the girl from the vocational high school opposite, but he would catch a glimpse of Xu Xiaotian's so-called ex-girlfriend several times when he passed the city center by accident on a donkey before the jumping incident happened.

And that girl is always surrounded by different boys, and the two of them have ambiguous words and deeds, and they almost put a sign on their backs saying "we are in such a relationship".

What is it called?It's called promiscuity.

He didn't tell Xu Xiaotian about this, mainly because he was afraid that he would be hit again. If he jumped off the building again, Guan Huan's fate would not be as simple as holding the dean's office for ideological education.

"Ms. Guan, I know I was wrong, and I want to understand it. She has a new love, and I don't have any plans for her anymore. The two of us are completely finished, and there is no play."

"I'm a person, I act recklessly, and my behavior is always a beat or two faster than my thinking, but don't worry, I will never do this again in the future, and I will correct it. After all, I am a good boy who wants to make progress and cherish life Well."

Xu Xiaotian had sincere eyes and a sincere expression at that time. Guan Huan thought his attitude of admitting his mistakes was good, so he changed the one-semester exercise to one month. He wanted them to remember them long and warned them not to learn how to jump from a building with a jumping boy.

In this school, Guan Huan's popularity is quite high. He is handsome, tall and straight, with cold and indifferent eyes, but he can smile like a spring breeze. What kind of magical man is this!

Of course, these are the opinions of female students, appearance party.

But the male students have a "long-term view", not only seeing his appearance, but also paying attention to his teaching.

Every time several classes are taught together, the big classroom is always full.

Guan Huan is a teacher in the Department of Economics and Trade. He teaches the course of marketing. Students who take his course will find that Mr. Guan's lectures are very interesting.

From the sheikh of the United Arab Emirates to the highways in Hitler’s era, from highways to various luxury goods, from luxury goods to local specialty snacks, from snacks to Taobao Jingdong, etc., etc., etc., etc.

The students who listened to his class never heard the same anecdotes and stories that seemed to have nothing to do with the course, but they were often discussed in depth by Mr. Guan, and became an indispensable chapter leader in the class.

All in all, all in all, male students adore Teacher Guan. In their eyes, Teacher Guan is well-informed, knowledgeable, handsome, and rich.

The first three, Guan Huan, think that they are good enough, but where does Duo Jin start?

He wears outdated clothes, rides a little donkey, and lives in a rented house of [-] square meters. How much money does he have?

Mr. Guan, don’t think we don’t know, we’ve all seen it. You often go to a bar, and the waiters call you “Guan Ye” kindly. You run this bar, right?Just admit it!Although it is a bit too much to call it rich, but it is a white-collar petty bourgeoisie after all.

They really wronged Guan Huan, the bar really didn't belong to him.

Guan Huan came to the Corner at night, and chatted with the bartender next to him when the bar was free.

It was a coincidence that Shen Xiu came here for entertainment, as soon as he entered the door, he saw the tall bartender in bright yellow shirt and red bow tie.

That's right, Guan Huan was wearing a bartender's uniform, but once the clothes were on him, he looked like a young college student.

Guan Huan turned his back to him at the moment, Shen Xiu couldn't see his face, but felt that this person was somewhat familiar.

Wang Qiu on the side nudged Shen Xiu with his elbow: "Hey, brother Shen, what are you looking at? Your eyes are straight."

Shen Xiu patted his head: "Qiu'er, why do I look so familiar with that person?"

"Where is where?"

"There." Shen Xiu picked a seat and sat down, pointing to the person in the distance.

Wang Qiu thought about it for a long time, and thought of someone: "Isn't this the one I said that day that he looked like Teacher Xiaoguan? Oh, so he's from here..."

Before the waiter could say the words, he was stunned, and Shen Xiu was also stunned. When the man turned his head, wasn't it just Guan Huan?

How could he come to work in such a place?This is what Shen Xiu thought.

Why isn't he a teacher anymore?This is what Wang Qiu thought.

Suddenly, Wang Qiu stood up and stared straight at the person who came in from the main entrance.

How should I put it, the man who just came in looks...uh...beautiful and charming.

The raised eyebrows, the overly long bangs were pulled aside and tucked behind the ears, his eyes stopped at Guan Huan standing at the bar, and his thin lips suddenly drew out a seductive arc.

Guan Huan also smiled at him.

Guan Huan's smile made Shen Xiu and Wang Qiu feel uncomfortable.

Aren't you quite aloof?How can you smile at him?I have never seen such a pure smile like yours!How can it be!How can it be! ——Shen Xiu.

Fuck me!The fuck won't be together!I said, why can't I find Yu Wei in Beijing!It turns out that the two-person world has come here!Fuck me!What should I do then?My spring!my first love!Ahhh! ——Wang Qiu.

They just watched Guan Huan eagerly and hugged Yu Wei's shoulder very intimately.

"Boss, during your absence, Lord Guan is here to take care of you."

"Yes, yes, boss, where have you been for so long, the girl over there misses you so much!"

Yu Wei turned to look at the waitresses in embarrassment.

"Yu Wei, peach blossom robbery, you can't avoid it, just accept it, those girls are so juicy." Guan Huan patted his shoulder and said earnestly.

It was rare for Master Guan to make a joke, which caused everyone to burst into laughter.

The author has something to say: Well...well, happy new year everyone...