Sick big guy's little flirt is so sweet
Chapter 1
Blind date is a very common thing, but it is rare for men to go on blind date. Such a strange thing happened to Wei Fang.
Wei Fang still can't believe that he, a big man, would be arranged by his mother to go on a blind date with a man who is almost ten years older than him.
Mom is crazy!
He seriously doubted whether his mother hadn't taken the medicine and got sick again.
How do you think that my mother could only become a rotten girl because of a relapse of madness, she likes to watch men fall in love with men, and hopes that her son can fall in love with the same sex, forcing him to have a blind date with a man.
"Oh my god, it's amazing! The guy sitting by the window is really amazing, he's so amazing!" Suddenly, a woman's excited cry came from not far away.
Wei Fang instinctively followed the prestige, and saw a young woman sitting a few meters away staring at him fascinatedly, her eyes turned into red hearts, and her companion was also red-eyed, staring at him infatuatedly.
"It's really amazing! How can there be such a handsome, cool, and beautiful boy in the world! What a shark! Is he a star?"
Looking at the guests at other tables, they all stared at him, their eyes were full of astonishment, Wei Fang's frown that had been frowning all this time became even tighter.
Thinking of waiting for these people, especially those women who think they are handsome and cool and are crazy about themselves, seeing the expression he would have on a blind date with a man, he wants to die.
It's really a proper social death!
The more Wei Fang thought about it, the more he felt that he shouldn't be on this blind date. He wanted to get up and leave before the blind date came, but he remembered his mother's threat.
"Qibao, if you don't obediently go on a blind date with Swellen, I'll post the photos of you wetting the bed when you were a child on the Internet, and let everyone know that you are a bed-wetting king, and you will still wet the bed when you are ten years old."
If people find out, how can he meet people!
He absolutely must not let others see the photos of him wetting the bed when he was a child, and know that he used to be a king of bed-wetting, and he still wets the bed at the age of ten.
Going crazy!
How can there be a mother in the world who threatens her son with a blind date with a man because he wetted the bed when he was a child, and hopes that his son will be gay.
My mother is so rotten, she wants to eat CP and wants to go crazy,
If it weren't for the people around him, Wei Fang would go crazy and scream.
Gritting his silver teeth and hesitating for a while, Wei Fang finally gave up the idea of leaving and decided to wait for the blind date to come.
When the blind date comes, try to make him hate you and make the blind date fail.At that time, he would say that the other party didn't like him, and he couldn't do anything about it, so that his mother couldn't blame him and couldn't make trouble for him.
However, why hasn't that guy named Swellen come yet?
Didn't my mother say that I made an appointment with him at this coffee shop at three o'clock in the afternoon?
Looking at the clock on the wall, it is now ten past three.
How dare you be late and make yourself wait!
You must know that no one dares to be late and make yourself wait.
Wei Fang, who was already annoyed, became even more angry, and almost slapped the table.
I really don't know what kind of fascination this Swellen gave to my mother, so that my mother likes him so much, blowing him up to the point where there is nothing in the world, he is so good, I swear that I will fall in love with him immediately when I see him he.
No matter how good he is, I won't like him, and I'm not gay.
I don't know if Wellen is gay?
It must be, otherwise how could he be willing to go on a blind date with a man, he couldn't possibly be forced by his mother like himself.
Although China is not as open as foreign countries, gays are easily despised and it is difficult to find a partner, but it is not necessary to find someone to arrange a same-sex blind date. S Weilun's conditions must be very poor.
Wei Fang couldn't help imagining Swellen's appearance in his mind. His mother didn't show him a picture of Swellen, but only said that he was almost 30 years old. Men who are 30 years old and haven't got a date are usually the kind of slovenly , a sloppy otaku with a chicken coop head, big glasses, and a greasy belly.
Wei Fang shuddered, thinking that such a young and handsome handsome man would go on a blind date with such an old ugly man, his skin would get goosebumps.
How could he be so unlucky to have such a mother who loves to cheat children so much!
Realizing that he was getting more and more irritable, and was about to lose control of his madness, Wei Fang hurriedly lowered his head and raised the iced coffee in front of him and took a big sip, trying to calm down...
"Ah—" There was another woman's exaggerated scream, Wei Fang rolled his eyes and continued to drink coffee.
It must be that the women who were fascinated by him before couldn't help screaming because of his handsomeness, but this screaming is even more exaggerated than before, it feels like the roof is going to be blown off.
"Excuse me, is this Wei Fang?" Suddenly a deep, elegant, magnetic male voice sounded like a cello came from beside him.
Wei Fang raised his head abruptly, and a very handsome face that looked like Takeshi Kaneshiro came into view, and his heart skipped a beat.
Damn, so handsome!
I used to be in the fashion circle, and I have never seen any handsome guy, but I was still shocked by the handsome face in front of me.
The deep and handsome facial features are three-dimensional and distinct, as if they were carved out by magic, they are so handsome that even men can't help being fascinated.
"Excuse me, excuse me, are you Wei Fang?"
Seeing that Wei Fang didn't respond, the man frowned slightly as sharp as a knife's edge, and asked politely again.
Wei Fang immediately returned to his senses, and nodded a little embarrassedly, "I am. Are you?"
"Hi, I'm Swellen." Swellen smiled slightly, and stretched out his hand to him.
Wei Fang was taken aback, no way, he is S Weilun, why is it completely different from what he imagined.
Although he was extremely surprised in his heart, Wei Fang didn't show it on his face. He glanced at his outstretched hand with disgust, "You can avoid shaking hands. I heard that many gays have AIDS. Don't shake hands with you and you will be infected with AIDS." It's gone." These words are really harsh.
Wei Fang is by no means an impolite, restrained and vicious person at ordinary times, he is speaking like this on purpose now.
He deliberately wanted to make S Weilun angry and hate him, so that this blind date failed.
Although S Weilun was different from what he thought, very handsome, but he didn't like men, he was still not interested in S Weilun and didn't want to go on a blind date with him.
Sweilun's face changed slightly, and his brows were slightly frowned, but he quickly returned to normal. He sat opposite Wei Fang, raised the corners of his sexy lips again, and showed a charming smile. "Did you have some misunderstanding, I'm not gay."
Wei Fang was slightly startled, and then sneered, "You're not gay, why are you here on a blind date?"
"You also came on a blind date, are you gay?" Swellen asked back.
"Of course I'm not, I'm a straight man, I only like women!"
Wei Fang retorted loudly instinctively, and found that the sound was too loud, which attracted the attention of everyone in the coffee shop, so he hurriedly looked away from the window in embarrassment.
Fortunately, just now he was afraid that the people around would hear their conversation and knew that they were on a blind date, so he kept his voice down on purpose, and Swellen's voice was not too loud.Wei Fang rejoiced secretly.
Seeing Wei Fang like that, S Weilun couldn't help laughing lowly. Wei Fang was a little annoyed when he heard the sound, turned his head to look straight at him, and gave him a hard look.
"What are you laughing at, what's so funny! I said, are you sick? Since you're not gay, you still come here to have a blind date with a man?" Wei Fang scolded in a low voice angrily.
Wei Fang still can't believe that he, a big man, would be arranged by his mother to go on a blind date with a man who is almost ten years older than him.
Mom is crazy!
He seriously doubted whether his mother hadn't taken the medicine and got sick again.
How do you think that my mother could only become a rotten girl because of a relapse of madness, she likes to watch men fall in love with men, and hopes that her son can fall in love with the same sex, forcing him to have a blind date with a man.
"Oh my god, it's amazing! The guy sitting by the window is really amazing, he's so amazing!" Suddenly, a woman's excited cry came from not far away.
Wei Fang instinctively followed the prestige, and saw a young woman sitting a few meters away staring at him fascinatedly, her eyes turned into red hearts, and her companion was also red-eyed, staring at him infatuatedly.
"It's really amazing! How can there be such a handsome, cool, and beautiful boy in the world! What a shark! Is he a star?"
Looking at the guests at other tables, they all stared at him, their eyes were full of astonishment, Wei Fang's frown that had been frowning all this time became even tighter.
Thinking of waiting for these people, especially those women who think they are handsome and cool and are crazy about themselves, seeing the expression he would have on a blind date with a man, he wants to die.
It's really a proper social death!
The more Wei Fang thought about it, the more he felt that he shouldn't be on this blind date. He wanted to get up and leave before the blind date came, but he remembered his mother's threat.
"Qibao, if you don't obediently go on a blind date with Swellen, I'll post the photos of you wetting the bed when you were a child on the Internet, and let everyone know that you are a bed-wetting king, and you will still wet the bed when you are ten years old."
If people find out, how can he meet people!
He absolutely must not let others see the photos of him wetting the bed when he was a child, and know that he used to be a king of bed-wetting, and he still wets the bed at the age of ten.
Going crazy!
How can there be a mother in the world who threatens her son with a blind date with a man because he wetted the bed when he was a child, and hopes that his son will be gay.
My mother is so rotten, she wants to eat CP and wants to go crazy,
If it weren't for the people around him, Wei Fang would go crazy and scream.
Gritting his silver teeth and hesitating for a while, Wei Fang finally gave up the idea of leaving and decided to wait for the blind date to come.
When the blind date comes, try to make him hate you and make the blind date fail.At that time, he would say that the other party didn't like him, and he couldn't do anything about it, so that his mother couldn't blame him and couldn't make trouble for him.
However, why hasn't that guy named Swellen come yet?
Didn't my mother say that I made an appointment with him at this coffee shop at three o'clock in the afternoon?
Looking at the clock on the wall, it is now ten past three.
How dare you be late and make yourself wait!
You must know that no one dares to be late and make yourself wait.
Wei Fang, who was already annoyed, became even more angry, and almost slapped the table.
I really don't know what kind of fascination this Swellen gave to my mother, so that my mother likes him so much, blowing him up to the point where there is nothing in the world, he is so good, I swear that I will fall in love with him immediately when I see him he.
No matter how good he is, I won't like him, and I'm not gay.
I don't know if Wellen is gay?
It must be, otherwise how could he be willing to go on a blind date with a man, he couldn't possibly be forced by his mother like himself.
Although China is not as open as foreign countries, gays are easily despised and it is difficult to find a partner, but it is not necessary to find someone to arrange a same-sex blind date. S Weilun's conditions must be very poor.
Wei Fang couldn't help imagining Swellen's appearance in his mind. His mother didn't show him a picture of Swellen, but only said that he was almost 30 years old. Men who are 30 years old and haven't got a date are usually the kind of slovenly , a sloppy otaku with a chicken coop head, big glasses, and a greasy belly.
Wei Fang shuddered, thinking that such a young and handsome handsome man would go on a blind date with such an old ugly man, his skin would get goosebumps.
How could he be so unlucky to have such a mother who loves to cheat children so much!
Realizing that he was getting more and more irritable, and was about to lose control of his madness, Wei Fang hurriedly lowered his head and raised the iced coffee in front of him and took a big sip, trying to calm down...
"Ah—" There was another woman's exaggerated scream, Wei Fang rolled his eyes and continued to drink coffee.
It must be that the women who were fascinated by him before couldn't help screaming because of his handsomeness, but this screaming is even more exaggerated than before, it feels like the roof is going to be blown off.
"Excuse me, is this Wei Fang?" Suddenly a deep, elegant, magnetic male voice sounded like a cello came from beside him.
Wei Fang raised his head abruptly, and a very handsome face that looked like Takeshi Kaneshiro came into view, and his heart skipped a beat.
Damn, so handsome!
I used to be in the fashion circle, and I have never seen any handsome guy, but I was still shocked by the handsome face in front of me.
The deep and handsome facial features are three-dimensional and distinct, as if they were carved out by magic, they are so handsome that even men can't help being fascinated.
"Excuse me, excuse me, are you Wei Fang?"
Seeing that Wei Fang didn't respond, the man frowned slightly as sharp as a knife's edge, and asked politely again.
Wei Fang immediately returned to his senses, and nodded a little embarrassedly, "I am. Are you?"
"Hi, I'm Swellen." Swellen smiled slightly, and stretched out his hand to him.
Wei Fang was taken aback, no way, he is S Weilun, why is it completely different from what he imagined.
Although he was extremely surprised in his heart, Wei Fang didn't show it on his face. He glanced at his outstretched hand with disgust, "You can avoid shaking hands. I heard that many gays have AIDS. Don't shake hands with you and you will be infected with AIDS." It's gone." These words are really harsh.
Wei Fang is by no means an impolite, restrained and vicious person at ordinary times, he is speaking like this on purpose now.
He deliberately wanted to make S Weilun angry and hate him, so that this blind date failed.
Although S Weilun was different from what he thought, very handsome, but he didn't like men, he was still not interested in S Weilun and didn't want to go on a blind date with him.
Sweilun's face changed slightly, and his brows were slightly frowned, but he quickly returned to normal. He sat opposite Wei Fang, raised the corners of his sexy lips again, and showed a charming smile. "Did you have some misunderstanding, I'm not gay."
Wei Fang was slightly startled, and then sneered, "You're not gay, why are you here on a blind date?"
"You also came on a blind date, are you gay?" Swellen asked back.
"Of course I'm not, I'm a straight man, I only like women!"
Wei Fang retorted loudly instinctively, and found that the sound was too loud, which attracted the attention of everyone in the coffee shop, so he hurriedly looked away from the window in embarrassment.
Fortunately, just now he was afraid that the people around would hear their conversation and knew that they were on a blind date, so he kept his voice down on purpose, and Swellen's voice was not too loud.Wei Fang rejoiced secretly.
Seeing Wei Fang like that, S Weilun couldn't help laughing lowly. Wei Fang was a little annoyed when he heard the sound, turned his head to look straight at him, and gave him a hard look.
"What are you laughing at, what's so funny! I said, are you sick? Since you're not gay, you still come here to have a blind date with a man?" Wei Fang scolded in a low voice angrily.
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