Sick big guy's little flirt is so sweet
Chapter 132 Want to be his love strategist
"Love after a long period of time? Why does this sound... a bit wrong!"
"You have only lived together for a few days, and you have been in love for a long time. Could it be that... something indescribable and filthy happened to you?" Wei Bao'er smirked, with a hint of teasing in his voice.
"No! Mommy, don't think about it!" Wei Fang decisively denied it without even thinking about it.
"Please, you are so old that you actually say such things, you are really... old and not ashamed!"
"Smelly child, how dare you call your mommy my age, and how dare you call me old and shameless! Are you itchy, do you want me to loosen the skin for you!" Wei Baoer immediately shouted in displeasure .
"Let me tell you, your mommy is young, I'm only 14 years old this year, younger than you!"
Wei Fang rolled his eyes unbearably, does Mommy know what he is talking about!
14 years old?younger than him?How dare she speak out.
"Tell me why you and S Weilun have such a good relationship, I really want to know!" Wei Baoer didn't get angry for too long, and asked about the relationship between his son and S Weilun.
"I told you that we have been in love for a long time! I can't tell you the specifics. Anyway, there is drama between us, and we will become a couple..."
Wei Fang paused, suddenly thought of one thing, and hurriedly said: "When we become a couple, I will report to you. Before that, don't call Swellen and ask him about anything. Don't talk to Swellen, don't even contact him, lest it affect my plan."
Swellen is now going to a dangerous place and doing very difficult things. If Mommy calls him, it would be bad to disturb him, so she can't let Mommy call him.
"Your plan?! What plan?" Wei Baoer became even more curious.
"Secret." Wei Fang fooled.
"Go. I'm still playing tricks with your mommy. Are you itchy, brat? You want me to help you relax!" Wei Bao'er actually threatened his son.
"It's really a secret, I'm afraid it won't work if I tell it." Wei Fang suddenly felt a little helpless.
"If you want me and Swellen to be a couple, then don't ask...Anyway, you just obediently wait for my good news in your hometown."
"After hearing what you said, how can I sit still, I really want to come to S City to find you right away..."
"No! Don't bother us, you will affect us if you come now." Wei Fang hurriedly shouted, panic flashed in his eyes.
"We are now at the most important moment. We need the world of two people to continue to spark, and finally become a couple." Wei Fang bit the bullet and explained, hoping to convince his mother.
"Listen to you, your kid likes Swellen very much now, and wants to be a couple with him! Who was so disgusted that I arranged for him to go on a blind date with Swellen before!" Wei Baoer teased and teased his son.
"Mom!" Wei Fang called out in embarrassment.
"Okay, I won't make fun of you anymore. Boys are so thin-skinned! Don't worry, for you and Swellen to become a couple and achieve a positive result, Mommy, I will try my best to hold back and won't go back to S City to find you, bothering you Yours."
Hearing this, Wei Fang heaved a sigh of relief.
Fortunately, Mommy has never been smart, and she believed his words. If she didn't believe him, it would be a disaster to come here now.
"Baby, come on! We must take Sweilun down and make him my son-in-law." Wei Baoer encouraged his son.
Wei Fang gave a "hmm", and Wei Bao'er's voice came from the phone again.
"If you need a military adviser in love, you can always find me, my lord, my mother. I have rich experience and I can be regarded as a master in this area." She really wanted to advise her son.
"Experienced? A master in this field?" Wei Fang frowned, "Mum, didn't you tell us before that you only liked Daddy and dated him? Are you lying?"
"How could I lie! I really only like your daddy, and I only dated him, but I was secretly in love with him back then. At the beginning, he didn't like me at all. He didn't even look at me...
At that time, in order to let him notice me and take a look at me, you don’t know how much thought I spent, how many ways I racked my brains, and I even asked the help of an emotional master. I used all the 36 love strategies.So I am experienced in this area and can be called a master. "
Wei Bao'er recalled the matter of chasing her husband back then, and sighed heavily, "It was really not easy for your mother to marry me!"
"Let me tell you, your daddy's a big iceberg, he's so cold to death, and he's heartless, heartless, and loveless, I've wanted to give up many times... No, I want to cry when I'm talking about Mommy Babe, comfort me!"
Wei Fang rolled his eyes, "Mommy, you have been with my dad for more than 20 years, and we have a lot of children. We are so affectionate, what comfort do you need! You haven't failed, and you haven't been with my dad. together!"
"That's right!" Wei Bao'er thought about what his son said, and felt it made sense. "I'm not with your daddy, so I need comfort!"
Hearing what his mother said, Wei Fang couldn't help laughing.
"Mommy, why are you so cute!" I couldn't believe she was 40 years old and a mother of ten children.
"Of course I'm cute. My cuteness is certified by your father. He often says I'm super invincible and cute!" Wei Baoer's voice was full of pride and complacency.
Wei Fang laughed again. If he hadn't seen it with his own eyes, he would never have believed that a person like Daddy would praise someone as cute, or super invincibly cute.
Every time he saw the picture of Mommy and Daddy together, he would feel that Mommy was so amazing that he could make someone like Daddy fall in love with him and spoil him so much.
Wei Fang and Wei Bao'er talked on the phone for a long time, and it was almost early morning, Wei's father urged Wei Bao'er, and Wei Bao'er reluctantly hung up the phone.
When Wei Baoer said goodbye to her son, she also told her son to take Sweilun down and be her son-in-law, and enthusiastically expressed repeatedly that she could be Wei Fang's emotional adviser, so that Wei Fang could ask her if he had any emotional problems. She helps for free.
"You have only lived together for a few days, and you have been in love for a long time. Could it be that... something indescribable and filthy happened to you?" Wei Bao'er smirked, with a hint of teasing in his voice.
"No! Mommy, don't think about it!" Wei Fang decisively denied it without even thinking about it.
"Please, you are so old that you actually say such things, you are really... old and not ashamed!"
"Smelly child, how dare you call your mommy my age, and how dare you call me old and shameless! Are you itchy, do you want me to loosen the skin for you!" Wei Baoer immediately shouted in displeasure .
"Let me tell you, your mommy is young, I'm only 14 years old this year, younger than you!"
Wei Fang rolled his eyes unbearably, does Mommy know what he is talking about!
14 years old?younger than him?How dare she speak out.
"Tell me why you and S Weilun have such a good relationship, I really want to know!" Wei Baoer didn't get angry for too long, and asked about the relationship between his son and S Weilun.
"I told you that we have been in love for a long time! I can't tell you the specifics. Anyway, there is drama between us, and we will become a couple..."
Wei Fang paused, suddenly thought of one thing, and hurriedly said: "When we become a couple, I will report to you. Before that, don't call Swellen and ask him about anything. Don't talk to Swellen, don't even contact him, lest it affect my plan."
Swellen is now going to a dangerous place and doing very difficult things. If Mommy calls him, it would be bad to disturb him, so she can't let Mommy call him.
"Your plan?! What plan?" Wei Baoer became even more curious.
"Secret." Wei Fang fooled.
"Go. I'm still playing tricks with your mommy. Are you itchy, brat? You want me to help you relax!" Wei Bao'er actually threatened his son.
"It's really a secret, I'm afraid it won't work if I tell it." Wei Fang suddenly felt a little helpless.
"If you want me and Swellen to be a couple, then don't ask...Anyway, you just obediently wait for my good news in your hometown."
"After hearing what you said, how can I sit still, I really want to come to S City to find you right away..."
"No! Don't bother us, you will affect us if you come now." Wei Fang hurriedly shouted, panic flashed in his eyes.
"We are now at the most important moment. We need the world of two people to continue to spark, and finally become a couple." Wei Fang bit the bullet and explained, hoping to convince his mother.
"Listen to you, your kid likes Swellen very much now, and wants to be a couple with him! Who was so disgusted that I arranged for him to go on a blind date with Swellen before!" Wei Baoer teased and teased his son.
"Mom!" Wei Fang called out in embarrassment.
"Okay, I won't make fun of you anymore. Boys are so thin-skinned! Don't worry, for you and Swellen to become a couple and achieve a positive result, Mommy, I will try my best to hold back and won't go back to S City to find you, bothering you Yours."
Hearing this, Wei Fang heaved a sigh of relief.
Fortunately, Mommy has never been smart, and she believed his words. If she didn't believe him, it would be a disaster to come here now.
"Baby, come on! We must take Sweilun down and make him my son-in-law." Wei Baoer encouraged his son.
Wei Fang gave a "hmm", and Wei Bao'er's voice came from the phone again.
"If you need a military adviser in love, you can always find me, my lord, my mother. I have rich experience and I can be regarded as a master in this area." She really wanted to advise her son.
"Experienced? A master in this field?" Wei Fang frowned, "Mum, didn't you tell us before that you only liked Daddy and dated him? Are you lying?"
"How could I lie! I really only like your daddy, and I only dated him, but I was secretly in love with him back then. At the beginning, he didn't like me at all. He didn't even look at me...
At that time, in order to let him notice me and take a look at me, you don’t know how much thought I spent, how many ways I racked my brains, and I even asked the help of an emotional master. I used all the 36 love strategies.So I am experienced in this area and can be called a master. "
Wei Bao'er recalled the matter of chasing her husband back then, and sighed heavily, "It was really not easy for your mother to marry me!"
"Let me tell you, your daddy's a big iceberg, he's so cold to death, and he's heartless, heartless, and loveless, I've wanted to give up many times... No, I want to cry when I'm talking about Mommy Babe, comfort me!"
Wei Fang rolled his eyes, "Mommy, you have been with my dad for more than 20 years, and we have a lot of children. We are so affectionate, what comfort do you need! You haven't failed, and you haven't been with my dad. together!"
"That's right!" Wei Bao'er thought about what his son said, and felt it made sense. "I'm not with your daddy, so I need comfort!"
Hearing what his mother said, Wei Fang couldn't help laughing.
"Mommy, why are you so cute!" I couldn't believe she was 40 years old and a mother of ten children.
"Of course I'm cute. My cuteness is certified by your father. He often says I'm super invincible and cute!" Wei Baoer's voice was full of pride and complacency.
Wei Fang laughed again. If he hadn't seen it with his own eyes, he would never have believed that a person like Daddy would praise someone as cute, or super invincibly cute.
Every time he saw the picture of Mommy and Daddy together, he would feel that Mommy was so amazing that he could make someone like Daddy fall in love with him and spoil him so much.
Wei Fang and Wei Bao'er talked on the phone for a long time, and it was almost early morning, Wei's father urged Wei Bao'er, and Wei Bao'er reluctantly hung up the phone.
When Wei Baoer said goodbye to her son, she also told her son to take Sweilun down and be her son-in-law, and enthusiastically expressed repeatedly that she could be Wei Fang's emotional adviser, so that Wei Fang could ask her if he had any emotional problems. She helps for free.
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